Take a Break: Catch LA

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>> I'VE COME DOWN TO LOS ANGELES'S HOTTEST RESTAURANTS, CATCH L.A. TO SEE WHETHER ONE OF THEIR EMPLOYEES NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK. LET'S GO FIND SOMEONE. LOOK AT THAT! ALL THE STARS. IT'S EMBARRASSING. THAT'S JUST ME HANG OUT WITH MIKE TYSON, TOBY McGUIRE AND ABRAHAM LINCOLN IF I'M RIGHT. OH LOOK AT THIS! THIS IS SWISH! HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? I'M JAMES. NICE TO SEE YOU. WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE TODAY? >> I AM. >> James: YOU'RE IN CHARGE. WONDERFUL. IS THERE ANYONE WORKING AT THIS FANCY RESTAURANT THAT COULD DO WITH TAKING A BREAK? >> I WOULD. >> James: TAKE A BREAK, GO GET OUTTA HERE. RELAX. PEOPLE COMING IN. WELCOME TO CATCH. >> FOR ONE. >> James: FOR ONE. >> YES. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> I HAVE A RESERVATION. >> James: LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE RESERVATIONS, VERY POPULAR SPOT. I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING RUDE ENOUGH. CAN I BE RUDE ENOUGH? NO. HI, WELCOME TO CATCH! HI WELCOME TO CATCH L.A. HOW ARE WE DOING? LITTLE REGGIE. WELCOME TO CATCH CAN I HELP YOU? >> REPLY NAME IS TIM, WE HAVE A RESERVATION. >> James: WE'RE A BIT ROUND AT THE MOMENT, YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. WHAT'S THE LAST NAME? GRAMBLING. GRAMBLING, TABLE FOR 2, GRAMBLING. GRAM BLING. >> I'M ON MY WAY TO THE RESTAURANT RIGHT NOW. I HAVE A RESERVATION AT 6:30. MY NAME IS -- THE MAP IS TELLING ME I'M GOING TO BE THERE ABOUT TEN MINUTES LATE BECAUSE OF TRAFFIC. IS THAT GOING TO BE OKAY? >> James: WHO KNOWS WHAT'S AROUND THE CORNER FOR ANY OF US REALLY. YOU KNOW? IS IT GOING TO BE OKAY? I DON'T KNOW. IF THE RESTAURANT GETS FULL, YOU CAN HAPPILY EAT OFF THE FLOOR IN A CORNER. >> NO, THAT'S NOT OKAY. >> James: RIGHT, BUT IS IT MINE OR YOURS? GRAMBLING! GRAMBLING! HI, CAN I HELP YOU? >> WE HAD THAT RESERVATION YOU JUST CALLED. >> James: I CAN HELP OUT. >> THAT WILL HELP A LITTLE. >> YOU DIDN'T JUST -- NO -- >> James: THAT'S NOT GOING TO - OH. >> James: OKAY LET'S GET THESE SEATS AT A GREAT TABLE, TAKE THEM THROUGH, TAKE THEM THROUGH! I'M LOOKING FOR SEAN. SEAN AROUND? YOU JUST WANT TO JUMP IN? HOW HARD IS IT? LET ME JUST PSSS, PSSS. >> THAT'S ABOUT IT. >> James: WHERE IS YOUR FACE IN THERE? MIND IF I GO IN? MIND IF I GO IN? >> YES, YES. >> James: SEE FROM IT HERE. FACE IS THERE. >> IF I COULD GET YOU TO HELP ME WITH A COUPLE OF THESE, WATERMELON DRINK, DID YOU MAKE ONE OF THOSE YET? >> James: NO BUT I'M PRETTY GOOD WITH THE OLD -- THAT'S IT. SHAKE IT TO THE LEFT, SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT -- YOU PUKE -- FILL IT WITH ICE? >> YES. >> James: LET ON! >> THIS IS ACTUAL LIQUOR. >> James: THIS IS THE BOOZE. WHAT IS IT? >> THERE'S VODKA, ST. GERMAINE AND KINCHASSA IN THERE. IT'S GREAT ONCE YOU MIX IT UP. >> James: OH MY GOD, THAT IS MOST DISGUSTING THING. THIS IS ALL TOO DIFFICULT. WHAT HAPPENED TO JUST POURING A DAMN BEER, YOU KNOW? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: HI, HOW CAN I HELP? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: HI, HOW CAN I HELP? A HEINEKEN, THAT I CAN DO. THANK YOU SIR, I'M NOW ORDERING ONE OF THESE FRANKLY LET'S FACE IT (BLEEP) HEINEKEN I CAN GET YOU. OH MY GOD, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY CRUSHED THAT! THANK YOU. SORRY! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: I MEAN I'M SORRY THAT'S THE PERFECT POUR. THAT'S THE PERFECT POUR. LADIES WHAT CAN I GET YOU? >> ROSE. >> James: LADIES YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DRINK ROSE? >> WHAT? >> James: ONE OF YOU BECOMES A FLIRT, THE OTHER OF YOU BECOMES A BITCH. LET'S FIND OUT. ROSE, COMING RIGHT UP. REBECCA HOW ARE YOU? I'M JAMES. IS THERE ANYONE THAT NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? >> I CAN TAKE A BREAK. >> James: YOU WANT ME TO TAKE OVER FOR YOU? >> ABSOLUTELY. >> James: GREAT, FABULOUS. >> THANK YOU. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: OKAY, CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING ELSE LADIES? >> ANOTHER ORDER OF CRISPY RICE. >> James: ANOTHER ORDER OF CRISPY RICE? WHEN YOU SEE A WAITER, JUST GIVE HIM THAT. WHAT ARE WE OUT, WHAT ARE WE DOING, WE CELEBRATING TONIGHT? >> JUST GETTING MARRIED. >> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! YOU TWO! WHO ARE YOU MARRYING? >> I'M GETTING MARRIED TO LIONEL. >> James: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD MARRY A MAN NAMED LIONEL, DID YOU? OH MY GOD, I HAD THE BEST SEX OF MY LIFE, WHO WITH? LIONEL, COME ON! I'VE JUST SEEN THE RING I'VE JUST SEEN THE RING, LIONEL'S DOING FINE. >> THANK YOU! >> THANK YOU SIR! >> BEAUTIFUL SALAD. >> THANK YOU. >> James: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO -- >> YES PLEASE. >> GO FOR IT. >> James: ARE YOU SURE? (LAUGHTER) >> THANK YOU! (LAUGHTER) >> James: ENJOY! I NEED THE OTHER WAITERS, I NEED ALL YOU WAIT ERD OUTSIDE. I NEED YOU OUTSIDE, OUTSIDE, JUST COPPY MY WHY PHOTOGRAPHER, OUT. >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪ ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪ ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪ >> James: NO THERE'S NO BIRTHDAYS DOWN HERE. NO BIRTHDAYS. NO BIRTHDAYS. (LAUGHTER) >> James: I MEAN -- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE. ARE YOU FRIENDS OR ARE YOU JUST HERE ON YOUR OWN COOKING YOUR OWN FOOD? ARE YOU SINGLE? WHAT HAPPENED TO -- WHAT HAPPENED? >> James: I MEAN YOU SAT BETWEEN ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, LET'S MIX THIS UP. SINGLE? SINGLE? SINGLE? >> NO. >> James: SINGLE, OKAY TWO SINGLES. LET'S GET A LITTLE SPEED-DATING GOING OKAY? ONE STEP IN AND -- GO. >> WHERE ARE YOU FROM? >> SACRAMENTO. >> James: STOP COOKING THE FOOD, BREAK YOUR NECK YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN FRONT OF YOU, LEAVE THIS, OKAY? I'LL PICK THESE UP -- WE'RE ALL COOKING, THERE WE GO, WE'RE ALL BEING COOKED, CONCENTRATE ON THIS. GO! SAY SOMETHING! ANYTHING EVEN! >> GET IT TOGETHER. >> James: THANK YOU AND GO! >> I ENJOY SACRAMENTO. >> James: WHAT DO YOU DO? >> I'M A WARDROBE STYLIST. >> James: IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO WITH THIS TO SMARTEN IT UP? SEE THAT? WHY? WE CAN SPRUCE THIS UP! SINGLE AND BE READY! DO YOU WANT TO SEE EACH OTHER FOR A DATE? GET OUTTA HERE, HE'S NOT WORTH YOU! IS THAT IT? YOUR BREAK WAS DONE? >> HOW DID EVERYTHING GO? >> James: CRUSHED IT, THANK YOU SO MUCH, RIGHT. I'M GOING TO HIT THE BAR.
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Length: 11min 22sec (682 seconds)
Published: Wed Oct 03 2018
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