TableTop Extended Edition: Star Trek Catan (Wil Wheaton, Jeri Ryan, Kari Wahlgren, Ryan Wheaton)

space the final frontiers is where i spent a lot of time as a child it was awesome today on tabletop jerry ryan kari walgren and my son ryan wheaton are all here to play an updated version of the classic hobby game settlers of catan our mission is to seek out new resources to boldly build new starship supply lines outposts and starbases to avoid the robber and be the first to achieve 10 victory points by settling the final frontier this is star trek catan one to beam [Applause] [Music] star trek catan is an insanely fun upgrade of the original settlers of catan all of the rules are essentially the same so we hired a settlers of catan expert he's amazing we blew our budget on him to tell you how the rules work take it away me from last season the first person to reach 10 victory points wins the game you get victory points by collecting and managing resources you get resources when one of the settlements you have built is adjacent to a tile that has spawned a resource we find out which tiles spawn resources every turn by rolling dice no one will have enough resources on their own to build the roads settlements and cities they need to win the game so we will all have to barter and trade with each other just like in real life there are nasty surprises waiting for you whenever we roll a seven the robber gets activated and he steals from you we hate the robber the robber is a but if you get robbed it's not the end of the world there are other ways to get victory points having the longest road having the largest army or you can also trade in resources to buy these development cards now here are the thematic differences in star trek katan our roads are now starship supply lines our settlements are outposts our cities are star bases the robber is now a very cool looking klingon battle cruiser but he's still and we still hate him now what makes star trek katan so much more than just katan and cosplay are these role cards every player gets to be a member of the original series crew each role lets you do something special and useful on your turn for example if someone is refusing to trade with you you can be lieutenant uhura and force them to trade a resource of your choosing if you're having bad luck rolling the dice and not getting resources you need hi i'm mr spock i'll take whatever i want from the bank oh no somebody activated the robber i'm in trouble not if i'm captain kirk captain kirk is basically immune from the robber i put one of my starship supply lines in a place that i don't want it to be and i want to move it not a problem for mr sulu oh my each role can be played a maximum of two times before it has to be returned to the bank and exchanged for a new one plot a course for the final frontier it is time to play star trek to time hi i'm jerry ryan i'm an actress i'm right now on body of proof on abc but i'm probably best known for seven of nine on star trek voyager i'm kari walgren and i'm a voice over and on camera actress in los angeles hi my name is ryan wheaton and i'm best known for being will wheaton's son um and that's about it welcome everybody thank you star trek settlers have a good time did you make your ships like a star trek logo i tried to but i got cut off it's great no it's nice it's really nice so take your other ship and add it down like because you want to put it on the bottom there you want it no you don't want to eat it you want to put it yeah there you go there you go great nice that's fantastic that's really good magnificent right that's my problem this is an omen yeah all right uh let's roll to see who goes first beat a nine i shall try notifications [Music] no that is not that's not it but excellent start yeah 11. eleven jerry's gonna go first so jerry can you get sulu um i get spock you get scotty and ryan you will be uhura i'm really looking my dreams are coming your fan dance later on um now uh all right all right so jerry you get first placement all right i would like to point out they're lightsabers you do know this well they're lightsabers you can't hold them like that then you take off the bottom if there's not that yeah right but you were sort of holding it by the lightsaber instead of the handle is your hand okay fine yeah you have no idea never mind and every mythology though isn't it and the one we're used to we're crossing the streams we're crossing the streams listen we're all about it's what we do blending genres [Music] i'm going there all right excellent where will your first starship supply route be there okay great um i will take this ship because it has always wanted to be on the board it's what it was basically yeah first of all i lived on a spaceship that looked a lot like this for a really long time okay all right i wasn't lost grandpa wheaton okay i had to watch everything so just settle down i think that my first placement is going to be don't do it don't do it don't do it seriously yeah it's gonna be there well no because that's your [ __ ] there you go like that there we all go [Music] where will you go can i be the klingon spaceship you cannot be the klingons no i'm sorry darn it already i'm not getting my way um i hate this game this game sucks i'm going to take that wow i hate that you did that so much and i really hate that you did that wow like i phantom menace hate that that's how much i hate the chocolate oh oh and that's a lot that's oh that's a lot that's a big hate wow okay i see how it is all right i see what's happening look at this so like it got dark [Music] [Music] okay welcome to my world yeah see peace do i take this he's your son you brought him to do this i believe oh geez i don't want to miss this you don't want to mess it up so you're going to take like out of the middle of the side you're right that's much less obvious that's better okay i'm gonna go all right that's okay all right dude now you get ryan you get your second placement place your second outpost and you get resources this place [Music] [Music] i'm gonna go here who are you yes i had it all plotted out and i had ready to go at the beginning and it and then ryan comes in and just hoses me so yeah now it's it's all out the window i placed over there in the hopes of getting a lot more food i'm trying to get to that one little uh trading post oh interesting all right so you're gonna get a titanium and a food [Music] go ahead and place your second outpost and collect your first resources i think solo just got a lot more popular it's like yeah wow mr [Music] it's like you went to see a concert at the hollywood bowl that you didn't even really like you were like i don't know why they talked to me and i gotta wait till the end of it yep yeah it's true that i just got hosed i'm gonna go wow all right so you get a pipeline of water and an oxygen you actually have a development card in your hand if you wish to cash those in now how about that okay and now for my second let me guess where you're going i can [Laughter] no i'm not gonna go there and that's not very good either but that's that's i really wanted to go there like where i really wanted to go is a place i can't go which i really don't like i don't think i want to do that that's a that's splitting it up that's a bad idea but maybe that's the you know that's really good is this schizophrenic like i had this thing all worked out i was like all ready to go i honestly have no idea how i am going to keep up in this game it's too disappointing because it's it's going to be a theme today okay he's already used to it i've been around for quite a while this is crap you have never been a disappointment to me oh unless you beat him today today okay so i uh i hate that i don't want to do this this is terrible this though huge disappointment to me okay and we just met terrible i don't i don't want to do it i wish i had a watch to look at that'll help i'm sure that'll help this sucks a lot it sucks so much i feel so good you have no idea how much you hosed me because like and now i can't be that and i can't really be a trader so i have to be a builder but the only thing you build with right by lithium is outpost you can be a different kind of trader by going right here ah i don't want to go there that's not a good place for me at all oh man this sucks that can't go there all right you know what which means the only place you're going to cause the one place that i want to put mine now longest starship supply line is probably not going to happen for you you have to accept it you have to be okay with it and you have to just decide that you're going to play here okay oh that is just not at all what i wanted to do i hate my life okay hang on wait i get wait i get food i get food i get titanium and i get water all right ready i'm going yeah where are you going right there okay and i am going to get it right and you get dilithium and you get titanium i am going to go here longer supply line does not look like it's in my future either my friend but i'm going to go right there for now okay [Music] there are your resources thank you um thank you that was a serious i don't know how we're going to this board that's that's all right okay good all right yeah do i go first now jerry you go first why don't you why don't you roll the dice and see what happens here we go roll a six or an eight that'd be great or a two two also nobody's on the two no resources all right all right in spite of your son's best efforts i'm going to buy all right you're going to buy you're going to go with that star shape all right well that is an excellent young white wheaton i don't know i am going to go right don't do it here okay you can do that everybody make sure you ask me i am i am on jerry's turn i'm gonna play spock [Music] it's a resource compensation if any production role is not a seven and you receive no resources you take a resource card of your choice from uh the stock and i'm going to flip the puck over to use them a second time i think that's okay no if any production roll yeah that's the one of the ones i think right they will yeah wait what did we do we must have made an illegal move that i don't know about we did yeah it's boxing on your turn if any production roll is not a seven and you receive no resources take any one resource card of your choice there was only one or two of them because i remember looking this up because that came up in a game we were playing yeah i just came up with a game so there's only one or two that you can do yeah okay but that is one of them how rude is that oh who was right who was right captain never win was right that's right can i make an adjustment oh god here we they're actually just going to go you now [Laughter] there's already been too much whining and moaning he's setting me down said that 21. i told you it's me and mike pecks that's weird maybe do you have like some kind of weird magnetic skeleton or something like that like oh my god what if you really what if you really are what if you really are part robot that's weird that's so exciting that's ironic [Laughter] all right all right i'm going to play spock i'm going to keep him to use a second time because i feel like he's probably going to be useful and i'm going to go ahead and grab a dilithium from the back mr spock is a terrific early game character because he just lets you grab a resource that you need and he lets you grab a resource that you don't even have an outpost on it's really really powerful that's the so that's what that is how i am acting on your action um were you gonna do any trading in addition to your dilithium no i'm not not going to trade with it you know what i am going to do because i can play mine now right you can yeah zulu can move you can move your ship my friend sulu is being played once and then he's getting the hell away from me okay very well until later in the game might be useful again but oh i know what you're doing now yeah i see it this puppy is moving yeah you blocked me in oops and now i'm breaking stuff see oh it's all falling apart all right um where are you plotting the course for oh and the drinking game begins and it's plotting of course spotting a course guys passed out all right i don't i don't know i that's not a great way either you know what screw it i'm gonna go that way really okay yeah all right okay i know i don't know it was less than exciting but i am okay okay and you're going to get rid of him go ahead i'm getting let me get do you want to say sulu's signature line i don't know his signature line is how bad is that it's this oh my god is that the character signature line or is that i don't know that's what somebody said as far as i'm concerned george's signature i think it's george all right i don't know where sulu stops and george begins oh my all right i want i think the one i want is out with one of you right now but i will get wait a minute wait a minute it's coming up she's just licking her fingers and touching everything that's right [Laughter] you think is that the one you should probably put it back and check like eight more times all right uh yes i'm gonna yes okay so now you're dr mccoy i want that all right why don't you tell the kids at home what dr mccoy's magic power is oh all right kids at home dr mccoy uh will let me get a development card for i have two of the three resources plus one random one that i have very useful right yep that's right okay all right so put them on the a side there you go okay here we go all right five hi five is going to be oxygen for jerry and for ryan whoa that's weird i just said your name there could be only one and uh that's going to be titanium for uh kari nothing for me again you need your random spots i'm going to use which means i'm going to use my spock i'm going to use my spock on tv or not [Music] now who do i want to be who do i want to be [Music] who is the question do i want to be i think i might want to be there's chap no i don't want to be news chapel now but soon soon [Music] yes all right janice and okay nope i don't want that either although that may come in useful in a moment yeah all right so i'm going to but maybe but i like chekov because he knows where the klingon wessels are um okay yeah so i'm going to take yeoman rand that's fine nope i'm not i'm going to take i'm going to take check out because i feel something is about to happen now do i have anything magic might happen do i have anything that i want to trade at this moment in space time [Music] unless somebody is particularly interested in trading me something for water is there anyone around here who needs water anybody anybody no very good carving is your turn all right two again seriously that remember when i was mr spock it was amazing it was great those were fun times all right i would like to build yeah yeah what are you building a store ship all right and i'm going to use the scotty card which is help with starship building and it means that one time on my turn when i'm building a starship i can replace one delithium or titanium card with any other resource of my choice and it normally takes an hour but you do it in half but you do it in half the time and i'm going to trade him in for spa oh all right yeah good call spock is amazing please and so i'm going to do a um i'm going to do a titanium and a water wow so scotty was able to somehow take that spaceship and he built the whole of titanium and he did it and then yep just like that the whole thing inside this yeah of course it is yeah everybody's going swimming on the inside yeah of course a lot statistically that's going to be titanium for me and it's going to be water for uh water for water for jerry i have a question oh ask your question where does is this only right here this little space here and here there that's on there so it's there and there these are the two those are the two for one food ports okay um well as uh uhura uh one time on my turn i can demand one resource card from somebody uh-oh um so i'd like to demand dilithium is that how it works from whom are you demanding the dilithium whoever has it you can't do it that way you have to actually say those players yeah well [Music] yeah she's looking at me i'm fine she's got dilithium i know what's up is that your final answer all right well i'm going to diamond dilithium from you son of a [ __ ] thanks but now you have to give me something back you have to make a trade you got to trade me you got to drink something nope you have to give me a resource he never wants a hug um i can't it doesn't really help him i can't build starships you can build him out of oxygen you can't build starships out of here yes yes if he had demanded it of you and you did not have one would you waste that term he does really oh my god he is b to the own wow bad i did not know no more i did not this is good to know yeah all right so uh are you going to build something underneath the starship you blocked me you know the sons of [ __ ] in the front office crashed my starship into a planet in one of the star trek movies i was really upset about it i was really upset about like it's it it's my car it's my house it's my high school like it's everything it was everything to me right here yeah so when people are like you shouldn't take star trek so seriously i'm like i i know i shouldn't have oxygen for me um it gets you titanium oh it does and it gets ryan titanium so there's one for you and there's one of you all right [Music] all right all right uh no i don't want to do that though um all right let me all right let me think hang on how's that work how's that thinking working out how's that going i will trade someone for a but i don't think there's a lot of it floating around i don't think there's a lot of uh dilithium floating around today we would appear to be a dilithium poor society which is ironic really since our entire starship propulsion technique is based on this is based on the usage of crystals all right then you know what i'm going to do instead i will build i will buy a development card i guess all right i'm going to save my leonard i'm not going to use them yet there's your development card i'm going to give you those all right and i'm going to take this lovely doing business with you thanks ever so much okay uh may i have the dice please maybe kind of far away i probably could have gotten them seven seven oh this is the first seven in the game okay how many cards you got there will yeah how many got in that big gold fat hand going up one two three four five six suck it um okay let's see that is there and that is there that it is and that is okay i'm gonna steal from you oh curse you wheaton seriously what did i do oh not you not even you wheaton won oh now i'm dave ah you're waiting for me you know you've already had sort of a number two female let me uh hold your cards up for me the thing is what i want to steal from you is a thing you probably don't care about like you probably really care about dilithium i don't care about the other thing at all but he wants to steal your soul from you it's not what um hey guess what one time on my turn before or after resolving my production roll i can move the klingon battle cruiser to the asteroid field you receive one resource of the type produced by the planet that the klingon battle cruiser left so i'm like thank you so check us out captain the klingon whistles are in the asteroid field and they're there and now i'm gonna i'm gonna steal a water from the bank oh he's going after a star base that's not a good thing this really all right all right okay and uh are you building one already i get what's going on here i'm okay with that you're gonna be fine with it because i'm not gonna hold on to all of those cards how do you feel about trading me some water for some titanium don't do it titanium i'll do it no really no will i water no i won't i lied no i won't you know last season james kyson did the exact same thing to me i was like hey i need a thing and he was like i'll give it to you and i was like great no i'm not going to do that he's like listen i have titanium i will trade titanium for water titanium build spaceships all water does is keep you alive no that's not that's not what i mean i'll sweep it two tight try try try the two of these two of them two of them for water anybody no not going to happen okay well i'm keeping check of then loch ness monsters and now it is your turn ms kari rolling 11. [Music] seven again how many cards you gotta do for me because i have too many cards all right one two three four five six seven eight nine i've got four cards it's not nice it's the opposite it's kind of nice that's gonna go away okay so and four is going to go i'm gonna put [Music] but that's a six genius well you should put it there anyways i'm trying to decide what i'm gonna get rid of i'm gonna get rid of that okay all right wait four is that four there's only two there yeah oh shoot sorry because i put i thought i'd put them it's my mistake anyway can we insert the cheater no i'm not a cheater just right here right here right here because i had to trade i had to get rid of four cards right but you put down five but you he has four in his hands you're keeping i'm trying to get you to rob the cards i don't want anymore that's that's the problem that's where i'm confused so i'm gonna get rid of all of that i'm going to shuffle these around this is not this is not what i want can i tell you how tempting it is you know what i just did matrix all right okay so it could have been a lot worse it's not as bad as it could have been okay really you lost like half your cards um that's pretty bad but it's not that bad very optimistic it's really not that bad you think it's bad and you're wrong oh what to do i think um i think i'm done oh apparently you've done enough i think i'm done okay all right here we go i'm gonna roll okay come on anything uh that will give me stuff oh wait whoa whoa whoa oh it's the robber you yeah when i get i get a two you get make make your dad proud i'll give you some food in exchange oh thank you so much or her is pretty good because i can really mess with jerry and that's my that's got my goal so far it just said there can only only one ryan and she's got he's kind of encroaching on my territory so i've been playing settlers of catan with ryan since he was about eight years old and i am so glad that he and i have not had any direct confrontations because he's really good at this game payback's a [ __ ] dude it's coming i'm a bill you cannot use her twice one more player because you can do it to two players you just have to trade two resources so if you have exactly what you need you could ask kari and if she has dilutive she has to give it to you but you have to give up something in your hand so if you have exactly what you okay then all right i'm gonna build a star shape build it that will be by the way the starship i was going to build so thank you so much it's the uss not quite the us [Laughter] all right now you have to get rid of that when you go new one right um i would like to use i don't know i can't see any of the concrete you can look at your cheat sheet and we'll cut it out we will edit it out right there look at that is this water oh by the way but it's working tabletop mugs yes these mugs are a big deal you get you are these lovely parting guests you only get them if you play on the show oh yes i'm very excited about really popular people where can i get that mug you will get a bunch you can't have it that's what you got a mug you got a game you got a lot of actually get a lot of pretty cool stuff i got we actually got so with chapel after your production role steal one resource from steal one resource from the player with the most cards or no from the player who's in the lead and at the moment we all have the same amount of victory so does that mean i can't steal from anybody that's right no you can't steal from anybody because we're all because we're tied there's no player that no player is somebody else has yeah okay i'm gonna go with scotty right on nice take five hours but it'll get it for you in two and they'll also build you a starship out of water and uh sparkles there's sparkles yeah i like unicorns yeah it's the most fabulous ship in the galaxy that's going to be a titanium for me which makes me happy that's going to be water for cari and water thank you sir okay well since i won't be building my starship anymore thank you ever so much a lot of she has a lot of feelings about that earlier i'm bitter by the end of the game i'm not really here i am going to use mccoy to uh oh but no that takes that too oh you owes me so bad again all right you're good all right i have to use all of these i have to get rid of my titanium too okay by development card all right very good so you're using uh we'll just i'm just going to show the kids at home you're using mccoy's magic power to switch uh switch your what are you switching you're switching your titanium into oxygen you've got the squares yeah you've got the starting builder all right i'm going to steal it i'm going to turn him in for the first trade all right okay all right and then would you like to do any natural trading card did i get my dollar okay thank you you're welcome all right i don't have anything to trade i have hopefully development cards left all right okay all right so then i guess give me a second now before or after my production roll i can move uh the spaceship so i'm gonna go ahead and do this oh well should we shake the table well you know of all the ways i've seen dyes get cocked when they roll that's what she said right that is one of the weirdest table consensus i think it's either a six no i think or it's predominantly on that just push straight down like it's exactly on the thing so no no no exactly on the line i think you have to roll that one again because it was the red one i just push yeah just roll the red one again all right yeah okay nine nine all right of course i probably would have been but you know whatever dilithium i'm glad it doesn't help either way yeah it helps curry only and uh yeah oh okay and oxygen wow kari is going to make the klingon wessel return there uh he's going to draw me a water off of there which is awesome and now i have to choose a new person to be and i think it's not going to be him is it going to be her let's see no don't want to be her that one oh i forgot about that one that's a good card i think it's going to be yeah so it's going to be dr mccoy and i'm going to build a starbase fancy my two water here's my three oxygen here's my starbase that's three water two oxygen there buddy three watercolor three son of a [ __ ] why did i do that backwards stupid you know what and i traded it backwards when i got rid of stuff earlier i have had a brain cloud all day the resources are different the colors are different and i just mixed up the ratio of water to oxygen i could have leapt out to a lead and now i'm just sort of ironically treading water well you know what that sucks a lot damn it yeah that does suck bad yup because i misinterpreted the whole thing so i've done three turns in a row wrong which is great it can only go up from here that's another reason i always lose on tabletop why in the world did i get that backward oh you know why it's because it should it should not be it should be sheep it should be sheep and ore okay so uh wheat and everybody hey does anybody want to trade me tight uh titanium for water i've got titanium i'll trade you titanium for water how about oxygen for water oxygen is is a third of water wow that's a good way of looking at it okay no that's not going to happen either okay i hate my life and pass the dice to you i mean it's a star trek game but you know i've done the voice of jedi's in at least three star wars video games so i think i'm gonna use the force a little bit how did that happen i had it i had i had the right number dead ten i got a card all right oh hey i get an oxygen i get a titanium so that actually helps me and you get an oxygen oxygen you get an oxygen and you get an oxygen and you get you guys each get titaniums there and there okay that's nice 10 kind of works for everybody i am going to build an outpost build it please two three four yep um i'm gonna put this little guy here yeah good choice okay which i'm very excited about because now i've got the two to one oxygen trade ratio all right yes you do and i think that'll do it i think that'll do it there you go oh no oh no your inertial dampeners failed all right activate the heisenberg compensator he was so anal about the thing and now he just came back what's happening things have fallen into that starship black hole seven seven one two three four five six i have seven cards i'm safe i have four cards i have one all right where are you gonna put the klingon wessel i'm thinking just a suggestion but how about hoes a different player in the game instead of consistently opposing she's got long legs too so you're in a very dangerous dangerous spot there what color are you just to make sure i'm white all right all right i'm gonna go share the love a little bit before [Music] i'm just gonna put it right here on the six this is my not surprised face okay so how many oxygen do you have now just take this one here dodged it again dodged it again all right i'm gonna use a knock knock mr anderson mr montgomery scott here and replace um i'm going to do two titanium yeah all right super titanium spaceship five thousand number one one and i'm gonna build this right i love scotty he's got 400 son i'm obligated to tell you that if you build that starship there instead you become the owner of the longest road yes i know yeah all right very good just so you know all right and i'm gonna put this car over now i'm done here you go gets sorry nine gets dilithium for kari and oxygen [Music] all right i am going to that does be no good because i only have one card i can't even force a trade oh this is ass okay just to be mean i don't have any cards though so that's really really sad i really really really really hate passing you to dice without doing anything but i don't have a choice okay here we go four four gets jerry food okay which is great it gets me water which is as it turns out not as great as i thought it was at one time and that's all it does so um however in this moment water's pretty great because guess what everybody i can build myself a starbase remember that time i built the starbase it was amazing yeah there you go why don't you put it on this one this is a good picture no it doesn't if i did that it would violate the starfleet building code of you got to match colors um we can overcome that yeah oh you're just going to simulate and i'm going to assimilate your colors i'm going to simulate your star base because i'm from the board yeah i'm on i'm i am so on to you man i know i know all of your tricks i was on this by the way i was on the spaceship that discovered the board here we go so whatever you're going to try all right all right and i'm going to pass the dice all right i was on the ship that discovered the board yeah let me ask you a question so on that last roll i didn't get any resources right yeah you have spock i would like to incite spock please yeah go ahead sure sure um what spock given you um spock is giving me a water please nice okay now are you going to cash him in or flip him to the other side um i am going to you know i'll flip him to the other side yeah he's a pretty good person to have on your crew he's a good six seven safe i'm safe all right all right i'm you're all kind of safe where will you put the klingon wessel um i would like to put the wessel um i would like to remember she has long legs [Laughter] but if she hoses me on this turn it's the first time in the game that she has hosed me you know i kind of like him where he is can i just leave him there no you have he's like today is a good day to die this looks like a lovely planetary area because i have so many comments i'm doing so well i'm going to put it what here wait yes sure that's good um you know no i do want to put there yeah really like female like bond oh don't even try to do that that doesn't exist i think that's a little bit closer than female something are you gonna now you're gonna steal you're gonna steal from jerry who has cards around who doesn't i am going to steal from jerry what a shock i'm not looking at your cards i'm a good sport and i'm a starfleet we don't lie you know that's a lie and i'm going to build a starbase wow check you out i'm gonna do it yep one two three one that is i'm glad that you got that right because i was playing one of these games once and it was the most mortifying humiliating thing in the world that was the worst thing ever it was like so i'm playing with this guy it's like i own this game i'm an expert at it and then he was like oh and by the way uh i'm i i've got this completely backwards right yeah it must have been so embarrassing so embarrassing it was horrible and and that was weird it was early in the game and i could tell that like that was the point where he was like that's when i lost that's when i lost the game all right if you're watching anyone white star basically you want to name your star base um she's playing the innocent oh i don't know how to play this oh this is this what i do and she's building star bases in the whole nine yards i'm going to name my star base k-town sweet yeah kari is silent but deadly well now she's not really silent she's kind of quirky and cute and everybody's like oh look she's so nice then she stabs you when you're not looking starbase k-town yeah that's right right there and uh and and there's more you've had a very productive turn for having rolled a seven man do i want to do anything else um i'm going to build a starship what you're crazy i'm going to do it you are in some kind of type titanium i've been meaning i've been meaning to talk to you about the building binge you're on yeah i'm worried about you yeah you're friends with an intervention that's all right you know kari i came to talk to you about the building binge because i love you and i'm worried about you yeah you've been awfully distant since you started building so more is better we never see you anymore all right all right maybe i'll get a card or something that'd be nice oh i only have like one option together okay here we go five hey i got a card five kari thank you sir and it gets jerry and ryan oxygen i like cods there you go okay um but i can't do anything because i don't want a card yeah well i'm so glad you didn't put the klingon ship on the one that he has two star bases on i gotta he looks into his little spock viewer thing and he's like captain i'm observing a planet full of i'm going to do a planet full of i'm going bikinis there's a planet full of i'm going we're going madly i'm going to do dilithium there's a planet full of i'm going to do dilithium i've got to turn in spock and i'm going to take uhura you can't take uhuru they're tight they're buds you know what i'm going to take james d cook i'd like to give thing that card i accept thank you and james t kirk for the kids playing at home is protection from the seven when any seven is rolled you may immediately use this advantage if you have more than seven resources you don't lose any otherwise take any one resource of your choice and punch the guy next to you and punch the guy next to you or kick him under that's the unofficial rule yeah of course it is uh fantastic okay so delightful turn here so yeah although you know what i can do she likes yes you know what i can do i can play my starfleet intervenes oh you most certainly can yes the klingon wessel is going right there pal wow seriously oh seriously yeah the klingons are like cheese at starfleet and i get a recess from him right she's been kicking below the belt but geez wow oh if only i had snuggled what you had i have food all right i'm going here okay and that one right [Laughter] i saw it [Music] um there's no point for some trade because i can't really do anything with it right now so all right here passing this along nine nine nine is good for kari i know that so akari gets two oxygen for everyone else and kari also gets a dilithium and i don't think nine really does anything for anyone else in the game uh i don't suppose i have dilithium for trade i have oxygen for trade i'm willing to entertain some offers i have food uh let's see i would uh trade how many cards do you have jerry and how many do you have ryan i have two okay um and you have a lot of that so uh jerry i'll trade you dilithium for food you realize that the only space i have that does anything is blocked by her right i do but i also see that you're very close to longest road and why am i talking strategy with you shut up okay all right all right and then dr mccoy is gonna let me turn this food oxygen and dilithium into a development card okay so that's gonna happen so at least that's something moderately productive and uh mr spock one to beam up report to the bridge i'm gonna grab that okay oh hello okay very good um the suspension put this card in here like just a picture of it lovingly it's locked by this little starship yeah that's there it's actually it's actually yeah thanks it's actually it's not even a there's nothing on the card it's just a mirror i was very happy to see myself look at you i didn't know i didn't know ryker was in this game uh that will be the end of my turn uh two you do two you gotta have a freaky thing going with the beard nothing happens on a two oh hey what's going on spock oh how's life in the spocka verse pretty good i trust i'll take a food and then spock what can box gonna keep doing other stuff okay all right yes some dude on the internet was like if they do a reboot of next generation you should play riker and as long as they don't like remake all the episodes because i don't want to wear the thing he wore an angel one that would not that was that was an unpleasant uh off the shoulder oh yeah um well guys i think i'm gonna build a starship please we gotta watch her she's a she's a sly one i think of course yeah and i'm gonna put it you sound like you're sort of a rocket man no you're a i'm taking what i can get man and um no i think you've got to be done right you can't keep building you think that's it i think that's it i think it's weird that you have 177 thousand cards and for some reason you haven't won the game yet that's weird to me oh well it's just weird no it's all i'm just i'm just sort of making an observation at that time here we go all right go ahead ten ten gets me [Music] thank you and ryan you also get tritania i'm sorry that thing a starshipy thing yes i'm going to build a starshipy thing with the food and i'm going to have to get rid of this guy because that was the same time but i think it's great that you've made like the uss cafeteria it's just all it's just all food it's kind of like a wooden titanium looks great great uh don't fly too close to any suns your nacelles will melt because as it turns out they're made of cream cheese no you'll just take [Music] longest supply line is usually my strategy for games like this just because i can kind of i can quarantine myself and kind of uh keep people away from me but as of now it wasn't my initial uh strategy just because this is the only cars i've been getting so that's kind of what i've been doing just getting rid of cards and hoping for the best ryan is now in the lead ryan has two points my mistake my mistake all right um i need to take some so what you're saying is i am bringing up the rear i'm saying that you're because of you i'm saying that you're you already blocked me we're evening um i will take i don't know mccoy yeah you'll take dr mccoy all right there you go here okay when buying a development card you may replace one of the three resources with any one other resources of your choice oh that's a good one okay yeah you done i i am done and you can use your development as a doctor not a resource manager you can also choose your development card you gotta deliver you're overthinking it really i think i'm exactly thinking it four four that's gonna be water for will food and uh food for jerry and that buys me an outpost my friends finally do i have a place to put it yes okay i'm buying it finally okay that bad boy is going right there which gets me on that was it a water port water water nice oh nice okay it's actually quite good and considering that you have a water on a six yeah i guess that is all that i can which matt said should be rolled a lot but which star trek katan says will never be rolled at all if you guys want a world twos though okay yeah exactly yeah we'll do a lot of those those are great seven seven fantastic one two three four five um captain there is a klingon wessel d cloaking off of the starbase k town oh now does this protect me from the protects you from it doesn't protect you from you get a free resource though do you have seven cards i do not take a wreath take whatever resources okay but you still have me there yeah so go ahead and take whatever you want i'm going to take um i want to take a food all right uh cherry do you have any cards i have one card is it titanium no it is not are you sure i'm pretty sure she's lying i really want titanium is what i want i would love it you can steal one from me i really want is titanium all of my cards do you have titanium you don't have to tell me what i really want is 14 star bases but it's not the cards baby is that is that an official request no no it's not i'm stealing from you oh yeah i'm i don't see i was thinking he was wanting to trade but no see now we need the icon on the forehead that just says i'd be willing to trade an oxygen for a titanium to somebody anybody anybody i'll trade two oxygens which is what you need for a starbase you for a titanium you can just give me that i don't have it to give you bollocks sorry okay so don't have it okay hang on just a second because now this is gonna happen oh god hey everybody i got utopia planicia when you play this progress card you may immediately build two starships four four oh oh the tables are turning oh my god building ships it's nice to play with will because we play at home all the time and uh it's just as goofy and just as awkward reggae style he messes up actually quite a lot more at home but he he can cuss a lot more and drink beer to fix it so uh okay and i guess that is the end i guess all right that's the end of my turn okay all right there you go let's see here eleven eleven water that's true and uh oh look it's one more and then jerry you get two die lithiums i get two no i wish i did but i'll take two if you want to give me two you know get eight i'm gonna i'm gonna call oh i'm gonna call in the bank yeah what's gonna happen at the bank i'm going to use my trade yeah here and i'm going to change into oxygen 4a oh water did you get your waters i did yeah oh yeah and i'm gonna buy a development card [Music] this and uh development card take a development card oh oh there's a lot of reading going on over there okay uh uh-oh that makes me nervous okay water water everywhere i don't know if i can can i play this on this hand cause i just drew him that was my question yeah all right i am done there you go don't try too hard [Laughter] that was a lazy roll six six six is going to be i'm gonna do nothing yeah well i ain't doing a whole lot of anything myself all right let's see here come on that's a eight that's fine that's an eight that's an eight yeah that's an eight all right so that's gonna be food from those two dilutions for me and you you're not making me wait until we do otf to find out if i roll a seven now wait my turn's not over how many cars do you have you have a hundred i have a million cards sorry man sorry okay [Music] all right do you have titanium per chance a spare one i only have food have you only found i only have food yeah you guys want so much food i have i have this many foods wow it's a lot of food are you in the titanium department i don't have titanium to spare however i have water and i have water and oxygen titanium despair she's asking because she doesn't have anything you don't have to tell her you don't have to tell them all right i uh i have dilithium give me it give me it give me it give me it you get an oxygen don't say i never did wow i get an oxygen that's fantastic now you need that for breathing instead hang on hang on better damn well let me put that oxygen with all my other oxygen don't whine you can turn that crap you got a whole story all right i am finally getting a starship so it's only a little ass it's not a lot of action okay as long as it's toned nobody's wee little it's not this ass belongs to a guy named hambone who washes himself with a rag on a stick he hasn't been out of bed in six and a half years that's scary richard bay was going to have him as a guest on the show it was the only thing that was going to get him out of his his trailer and the richard bay show was cancelled and ran hambone had sold his only washing rags [Music] oxygen i get oxygen dude ryan gets an oxygen kari gets a titanium i actually get to do a useful thing which i can't believe i go with the is it the oxygen that you were whining about is that the oxygen that stupid extra oxygen i had did me absolutely no good at all how stupid i was starving please whine more and tell me i do get to be suffering i do have to build a stupid star base that sucks okay hold on so that that it sucks the most um wait a minute you know what else sucks not really not really as much as i thought you can do it yeah yeah hey what also sucks yeah is uh this is crap what also sucks is that i didn't get any resources this turn when i roll the dice so spock is all hey captain you know that titanium that the borg assimilated from you i found it it turns out it was in the couch i also found 50 cents and the remote control we didn't need to get that universal remote after all i'm also going okay and then i just got to get a new i just got to get a kneeling i just got to get a new gun now we got to go tape all the mirrors we got to get a new guy who's um who's going to be uh what's human randoo again yeah it's going to be omen ranch i'm going to take young rand and uh you can i can't retroactively change my mind about engage um i can't now right if i've decided to slip over i can't know getting a starbase an outpost and two roads in two turns is unheard of the only reason i am in this game at all i've gotten unbelievably lucky in this last turn all right kari you're up okay i am going to right off the bat use my star fleet intervenes car starfleet has intervened where are starfleet putting the klingon wessel it is going to put the whistle [Music] no no no no no no no no feels so good all right and then you're going to steal and you get to steal from when i get to steal from you he's got like 20 bucks in his pocket you know that you're flashing the underside of those cards to her as you shuffle them i mean no i'm not looking it's necessarily a bad thing but you were like hey you don't want these he's putting cards in his lap i've only got one my husband does that he literally put them in his lap but once he didn't want you to be able to stand up what happened redo redo no we're fine okay i'm going to take this what was that lifty lookie pool thing you just built it it looked like a lifty lookie movie i don't know all right you know the well well-known napoleonic lifty looking gambit you know i love it and you're shuffling the cards as you speak because i was i was on you i was taking the card you wanted yeah oh you did it again your jedi mind tricks won't work here wheaton nice these are not the cards you're looking nothing's another card you're looking for the wrong franchise seven oh god oh dude intervene for nothing oh my god i know what you're gonna do we're just gonna you best be just going next door okay that'll work oh put it there girl nice nice one to beam up to the starfleet base petard i've been hoisted upon it oh let's see um anything that i want to do i think you've done enough [Music] based on your reaction i'm thinking something good no but at least it was something i'm getting resources a lot of food is happening yeah yeah all right wait a second wait a second what am i doing here okay okay [Music] all righty i'm gonna i'm gonna buy a development card using the power of mccoy yep okay and i'm gonna do i'm gonna do two foods and an oxygen say um that he's a doctor not a something and you gotta say it like dr mccoy go you're not my dad you can't tell me what to do minute i didn't hear anything you said i'm sorry can i just have my delivery card please you can have it when you say i'm a doctor not a and then you make it up ready to go i'm i'm a doctor not a and i make it up there you go oh god damn it well done [Laughter] does anybody have any burn greens just taught you well young skywalker all right oh this is the one that again you know what 9 is called nine is actually mine is called carry land yes sorry nine has actually been revalued uh by whoever it is that gives numbers names and nine is now called the khari oh we're kind of what do you want to get there i don't know kari carthage yeah all right fantastic so i'm really delighted with that little two cards you have there card face card face card face card oh seven all right i am forcing a trade oh i want water and i think you have it prop you think i have water damn i better have a water if i'm wasting my damage you can say you can select water she has 11 million meals she has eleven million cards yes but [Laughter] since i don't seem able to build anything else would you like real mature wheaton give me the damn card all right all right now i am on thank you oh and she goes back wait that was my second time oh yeah now we're open i want spock nice god give me that damn [ __ ] okay that's what she said what would you like spock would love spock oh because i have absolutely no resources at all yeah i would like spock to get i would like spock also you're telling me i would like spock to get me a lithium spark would be delighted to give you a dollar thank you very much mr spock you're good meg welcome i'll flip you over pal i have been and always will be your friend okay well done live long and have died uh i have to make a strategic decision right now and i'm really oh that's what we're doing i think yeah strategic decisions dramatic music please i think that's what it's going to be i think this is okay i this is a this is a big choice i want to do that yeah i think i do i am going to use janice rant building now janice rand is going to allow me to trade two of any one resource for one of any one resource i'm going to trade dilithium to the bank i'm going to use her to get right that's pretty the hell is that pretty what are you doing did you do that at home i don't know i don't want to know if he does oxygen i'm going to put her back i'm going to summon uhura to the bridge and my turn is done all of that for that seriously it's a bigger decision than it would appear to be like if this was just van patten would be tied vince van patten would be they would have gone they would have cut away to a green screen shot of vince van pass where's the little cameras we don't have them see that's why i did that oh yeah all right okay all right and i call all right i messed up my spaceship eight eight all right for me all right that's gonna be two dilithiums for will and two foods for ryan yeah i am going to trade with the bank at my 2 1 ratio yes and i'm going to do that for a food and i'm going to buy an outpost all right two three four and what were you you traded food for you traded oxygen to get that food i'm gonna put it right there you sure are uh that's where it's going it's going there yep is that where it's going um i just i have to i feel compelled to remind you that you can trade with other players in the game and before you trade with the bank through one of the ports it might be you could always offer like i have oxygen for the thing that i want okay but she has she has two though no i'm just saying that you might get no you're doing the right job he's cheating again he's trying to get your oxygen is basically i think what's happening here it's just the thing i want you to think about for the future i want i want you to know that i'm going to win i don't have more oxygen than i want i'm just telling you because i haven't built my next three star bases yet okay because i thought it's a thing no shut up [Laughter] just press the oxygen real hard i know i'm trying exactly i can just come on god decatur hydrogen molecule it's so fun to see you lose it i get to live you must enjoy watching tabletop it's pretty brilliant i'm a very happy girl right now all right okay i'm done i'm done there we go on to you sir okay four four okay here we go that's gonna be two waters for well that's three waters for will jeez oh my gosh it's three waters for will i missed the third one the last time around and what's the other four jerry you get two foods right yeah okay here we go what a shame i can't trade the moon at the two to one ratio on the port i was trying to build on the beginning of the game but that's okay what are you trying to trade fun on this landscape what are you trading for i'm looking for dilithium and i've got some food does anybody want some of my food for some of your dilithium or perhaps the red kind which i've forgotten in the world you're offering titanium no i'm offering food you're offering food for dilithium or so what you're trying to do is build a starship flyer i can uh wait wait wait wait wait [ __ ] spock no no no you got didn't you get resources yes oh i did i'm damn okay she just likes to interrupt me sorry please carry on you guys look at me oh never mind okay maybe maybe me okay now it's just a minute so i want me again or oxygen basically any of the things except food can i have anything exceptional i have i have food i'll trade you for more food but i don't need that seriously guys you guys have every other resource i've heard you die at the end for food okay here you go there you go nice i like this all right all right um i'm going to use i don't like this i'm going to use my research station the blondes have got to stick together hello she says after blocking me with a klingon chip three times in a row but okay this time you didn't but this time you didn't can i talk uh if the blinds were sticking together being the three of you against me so let's have so how about so let's see how we don't do that i'm not a natural like that it's the blinds with boobs they're sticking together oh but he did have a three nipples well crap i'm looking good guys i hate to say it i'm out i'm uh i'm just proud all right guys i want two resources please of my choosing okay take two resources of your choice from the supply which i want like tritanium and oxygen titanium and oxygen for you and i'm gonna give it right back to you because i'm on an outpost oh does anybody want to trade food for uh try i don't know what that word is titanium titanium it's typical i will trade you one food for one titanium okay here you go stop it wait i have food dude i have not tell you look how much food i have i have all these i said i'll try to trade food for titanium you better figure out a way to turn that titanium into food because we had a verbal contract does anybody else that doesn't suck titanium titanium or dilithium i'll take either one of them oh we should help you no it just sort of misses the days makes you miss the days you had wood for sheep i know i miss pounding wood into the shell i know me too i miss it i miss miss having wood for sheep 12. there's one kind of a biscuit eater oh of course it's curry of course [Applause] let me pick up the entire deck of titanium no that would be oh no it'd be two food oh shoot three you can do it over here [Music] i am playing this card which lets me immediately build two starships for free sweets resources uh-huh and then those will be going okay no she's she's rethinking it wait we're waiting i'm not but i will now still wait wait some more we're continuing to wait all right i'm gonna i am if we wait any longer this is gonna be an encore update there if we wait any longer it's going to be an encore at the band concert because the band did a song called the weight that's why that's funny like that's hilarious there's some classic rock nerd in the audience who's like what man you just holy crap that's really good that's great well okay listen not all these jokes are free i didn't receive a resource that time did i no you did not engineering is unsound well when you try and make a paramount of starships you know what did we learn children focus spock is giving me oxygen of course he is thank you now it's like you got cpr from spock yes it was very methodical uh i want what do i want now what do i wait wait wait one moment oh my god when i made that joke about the weight it was great like it was a funny i totally remember that yeah that question right yes question yes sorry my pal saric yeah who lets you turn in the star trek starfleet intervenes card but that has to be an unplayed star fleet intervenes card it does yeah yeah if you have one face down then uh then that would be useful for you all right then no but i'm not sure if i agree yet hang on just i know bear with me hey are we still waiting for something oh i can look at your hand and take what i want from your hand really from any of you since you're all ahead of me in victory points um you know what i'm gonna go i am gonna i wait you know what i might take that one actually although six one two three four five but then he's gonna put it there and then he's gonna have eight two three four don't even start with me don't start with me any of you you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna take sulu but i can't play him now didn't i whisper that like eight times to you [Laughter] no just wait okay i was really really nervous that i was gonna roll seven because i have too many resources okay can i get water i am really unhappy with you right now um you get a it's finally not me water two waters um and uh kari you've got two waters oh i get this you know what i keep doing that because i'm looking at your red thing and it's really confusing me i get to sit alone and cry in the corner okay there was oxygen and then there was more oxygen and then there was water and there was more water and on the fifth day more water appeared and we saw the water and it was added it was good and it was a star base and that was a great thing that happened percy wheaton i got to change my last name all right seriously um now uh i'm not for the record okay with that but you can demand one resource card from up to two players um demanding uh red titanium from you don't have it oh that's demanding red titanium from you don't have it wow good use of uhura you know who never messed up you you know who never messed up in the communications department your mom oh and he is sadly absent today and not only did he never mess up the communication department he was head of security it wasn't even his primary job my name was pritchard oh man i mean like you know how humiliating it is to make a klingon in charge of opening the hailing frequencies like any of you even care it's your turn go at least we don't say anything three three three is going to be two food for me two food for me titanium i know the oh son of a [ __ ] i know i know the pain of being ryan and uh you get wait where's the other three right there oh so it is that's what it is i like food okay food food food does anyone want to trade i would give you a food oh keep going i don't have any of those for a water or titanium for food i'll trade you food for food i already tried that she said no but nice nicely i'll try to eat food for food all right but we can't do we have to wait for your turn does anyone want to have a dilithium for i'll have one titanium or water she's saying or a lot for titanium or water i would sort of like to do that but i think that you're making me nervous with the water because i know where you're going with it so no yeah all right you are viewer you are 11. you start rolling it like that all right there we go we're doing good in the mini game of craps that's two oxygen for me the same three numbers every day one titanium and i get titanium for jerry and a titanium for ryan okay thank you all right all right i am going to let's see here does anybody want to trade i have food and i'll take oxygen or water you really want to get rid of that food i have so much damn food you should trade your food to the bank you could florida want it to the bank wait you have an outpost too yes i know i mean a trading port i mean what do you call it what do you call a trading post in star trek probably a trading post yeah it's written in a fancy i will trade what are they look at you bam nailed it yeah well done it's like you did the show or something i think i have food i need dilithium or titanium we could play star trek against not star trek well that's true hey well okay what do you want i want dilithium or titanium for food can't help you sorry about you okay however for water you can have a titanium i have a little i have lots of food in the world all right i'm just gonna build a starship yep with guidance there he's turning that into dilithium okay and then turning that into uh starship all together using his port [Music] oh he's a little creepy look at him look at look what he's doing going right now and then he's going to swoop in later and he's going to stick him right in the middle and he's going to have like 87 11 000 ships in a row 87 11 000. yes right that's a technical yeah you probably wouldn't know it was a board number right i know we count six six oh i really hating that robber right now there's a water for you there's a lot of water for you oh at that oxygen all right well that was oxygen god what is wrong with me i didn't even catch that but thanks thank you what are you doing what are you doing what's happening it's been a long day it has been a long long day ah you're slowly assimilating this is my rule this is my so mean to me about the mistakes i've made this episode all right somebody has okay okay wait you need someone to be mean the internet is there all right i need okay wait one two three four the system of tubes were originally used for beating four five six seven he's gonna have eight because you know he's gonna stick a ship in the middle of it yeah one two three four five six seven so the most i can get in a row right now is seven so he's still going to have that damn card so that damn card it doesn't really make sense to try it makes sense it doesn't and it doesn't behoove me to build a star a a an outpost there because those are not ruled very often so here's what i'm gonna do i'm doing this i knew we'd get around to it takes me a while it's kind of a circuitous route but i get there okay i am using mr sulu yes okay i'm moving him oh my here oh my and i am building an uh outpost right yes with oh my nose yep you sure are and i am putting it here oh god yes okay yeah well yeah like i had a panic because they will go well played but i can do that okay what happened now of course is that of course that's why then i think i'm getting rid of sulu you want me to be the banker there well you have a hard time no maybe i don't want to get rid of sulu maybe i don't want to get rid of it one two three four five i think we can all have a conversation without and i do want more resources that's really disturbing that's crazy stop doing the voice you're creeping me out really bad jerry it's always delightful to sit next to you at the star trek shoes i love jordan i love george that's why i love george he is a lovely man but you doing his voice is incredibly disturbing i gotta be honest all right you're kind of awesome i love george i can't do a lot of voices i need i need i need i need uh i need more stuff so i'm gonna go with this now with john dimaggio the first time i met john and here come all the voices and you're like well no you do a lot of great voices too but if you're me and i'm like i can sound like myself or mr sulu like this that's pretty much i do it really that's pretty much it but it's a good zulu [Music] okay [Music] oh he's gone [Music] jesus christ [Laughter] that's good for sound right he loved that right just all the gain broke little fires started everywhere yeah baby so what happened should i pick for you should i make it less painful for you no i think you have more than cards dude a lot more than seven over there protection oh captain kirk oh my thank you so much oh my god she is never going to oh and i'm going to take a resource of my choice i'm so happy with that you can't you can't do it you can't you can't oh okay you hit one more together you can take a resource i would do that instead you may immediately use all right if you have more than seven reasons you do not lose consolation i have there's a constellation after all that yelling is that these filthy klingons fly around the galaxy you know really to the planet where the person who's losing gets a resource one of her meager little resources if there was a red outpost on a number that was rolled frequently you know like a seven i would put it i would put it there back he has he has served me well yeah she usually had like 14 cards in her hand and i'm gonna take um can i see the one that you need when you don't get cards sure here you go i don't know what her name is there's jabba oh i'm sorry today no it takes bucks spock's like all reporting for duty captain what time are you turning up you need more cards captain okay this is christine chapel i just have to read here one time on your turn after your production roll has been resolved you may look at the hand of resource cards of one opponent who has more victory points than you and take one resource card of your choice i believe i will hang on to her that's fantastic okay now now we have to deal we have to resolve some things here first of all i'm robbing from you okay first of all i'm robbing you oh no no no no you fan all the cards out keep going all 40. five of them keep fanning keep fanning why okay i have fanned uh oh we did something wrong what happened no she doesn't get robbed by the robber protection for the seven whenever a seven is rolled boy did you mess up again if you have more than seven resources you do not lose any otherwise take one resource of your choice it doesn't say that i can't rob her yeah i'm sorry damn boyan i'm so glad it's not only me [Music] well you have so many cards like it doesn't matter one of them is bound to help me unless it's food these are not the cards you're looking for unless it's not a card everything's coming up milhouse lieutenant o'hara is opening up hailing frequencies and she is a demanding titanium from you okay which i know you have because i know you drew it you don't need that card will wow there are only two scientific explanations for what's happening in this game one kari is a witch number two kari is using the force to manipulate the dice which is a gigantic dick move anyway but it's double dick move because this is star trek can we kill jared is a [ __ ] [Laughter] uh is going to go away now because she has to oh captain my captain please report to the bridge we need 100 more toupees and 70s rock albums on our starship bridge considered wrong now i'm going to build a starship supply line it's going to go there and my turn my awful awful awful turn wherein the worst possible thing in the world that has ever happened to me ever happened kari it's a little hyperbole there will okay i know what's going to happen a little bit oh whoops two seven oh two three four five six seven okay so i lose half my cards is that right okay you can just write down the middle okay so do you need an abacus because you have so many cars no really shall we get the ship's computer on the line two four one two three four apparently we're testing a rocket engine across the street okay it's quite impressive actually one two three oh my god your resources are staggering so that's where the deck went seriously so we had eight cards uh i had nine oh am i at any given point in the game you usually have one i have about three i think total this is like i can also use captain kirk to take any resource of my choice because he's um because he's awesome and that's what he does so i'm going to use captain kirk you're the worst person in the world all right so i'm going to use captain kirk to take i'm not going to do it yet i'm going to wait because you're going to steal from me because you're awful and i don't want you and i don't want you to steal the titanium that i desperately need that i now can't get because you put the klingon wessel on my cartoon i don't know why you would do that i've never done anything to you except all the things i did to you so go ahead drop those eight times i don't know i don't even know what it is let's find out together if you son of a [ __ ] no more stops for a will wow i really that okay the titanium is kind of useless now okay nope now i'm going to take the titanium because it's got the kirk and i'm going to kirk him okay i'm going to kirk him over like that and that's what he said no because there's going to be three turns before i roll the dice again so i'm going to go ahead and hold on to kirk and then if i you know i can sorry i'm thinking about things i hear it i think i got it i hear it oh boy okay um oh god what what so wait so one time on my turn after your production roll has been resolved you may look at the hand of resource cards of one opponent who has more victory points than you and take one resource card of your choice she waited until you feel nice and she gets to look take it just take it okay i think i'm gonna take this one and then oh you took that one even better fantastic and i'm gonna go what is she building now starbase i'm gonna build a death star she is i'm gonna build a starbase and i'm gonna do this little yeah okay with the starbases okay enough okay both of you so you guys are tired for the victory points well at least i can't at least you can't nurse chapel me anymore carl you probably want to get rid of her because you can't at least my chest oh my goodness because at the moment there's no one in the game that has one now you're tired oh yeah now let's help her some more guys yeah really by all my dads i got to do it so i'll trade her in for um i'm gonna do wesley crusher i'm gonna do spock of course you are of course you're gonna take spock i had a dollar i did have such a crush on leonard nimoy when i was young i'm not afraid of nimoy or on spock leonard nimoy really yes what was it about leonard nimoy his voice really yeah like from in search of he he did a narration for a history channel no thing and then you remember that information society song do you think that's energy pure energy that's actually mr spock well but i'm gonna let's see that's that's a story i'm gonna go ahead and roll that's true would you please thanks five okay so i would say that it's oh oxygen look at that who gets titanium oh she does great okay i get an oxygen at least an oxygen both get oxygens there you go okay there you go um i'm going to that album has the last track of that information society album has a song called i think it's called 1200 or 1200 or 300 or something like that okay and you would play it on a record player or on cassette into an acoustic coupler modem and your uh terminal terminal software would decode and use lenovo yeah from the to get a development card printed out a message he's going back then right yeah he goes back all right excellent move ryan here is a development card for you sir cool cool you're welcome you're welcome i'm not going to tell you cheater why not come on jerry roll me some oxygen or dilithium six oh i got me some water that's great cara you need more water i think yeah she definitely needs more water for you jerry there's a lot already seven of more resources over there and who else six what does the other six six oh it's flocked thanks by the way just say it again it's blocked yeah okay um i will trade someone because i know we're all so fond of food as it seems to be i will give you two food for one oxygen i don't have oxygen two foods for one oxygen what i can't yeah you can't i can't sure you can i i have nothing to give come on i don't believe you you have 80 000 space bases and you make it's actually a rule in catan the guilt trip come on come on fine all right uh here we go eight eight eight gets me two dilithium i get two food and you get two foods you need more food ryan i do it's good that you have the food port though i do that's pretty awesome okay okay [Music] if any production roll is not a seven and you receive no resources take any one resource card of your choice of course yeah [Music] look at that that's a good thing that you finally got some resources though like that's that's that's a good poor thing is it okay to hate her yeah i will try to dilithium for an oxygen if anyone would like to do that i will trade dilithium for oxygen build a road or something i mean build a starship because that's what you do i've only got nobody nobody not you they're lithium for oxygen cheap for well you best not be trading oxygen when you just told me you couldn't trade for oxygen a little missy can't do it you can't use guilt trip twice in a row though that's gonna be two waters for me a water for jerry and ryan's going to sit in the corner just making sure are you sure i have so many uploads all over the place my hands are tired i'm holding all these cars they get so heavy i might have to switch hands about my forearms she has an entire deck of resource cards she could build an actual spaceship out of just the resource carts i need a massage to take care of all the cars i have to hold and then the stress of the building management with the starbucks there's so much to do the worst thing ever is figuring out what i should name all my outposts because i have so many and you know how they all just look the same thankfully there's a whole bunch of letters in the alphabet a town and b-town where's the table top monkey to hold my cards you told me there'd be a pa to hold cards for me all right who would you like to um be instead now that you're no longer mr spock can i use the cheat sheet of course you can yeah no go ahead okay at least wait one turn before you roll the seven times um sorry hold on here you should apologize this is ridiculous oh my goodness is rand over there yeoman ran yep yeoman rand and uh reporting for duty let you do border trades two to one all right i ran so far okay nice so okay so again okay i'm going to um i think that the place where you keep the unused people should be called the transporter room because they're preparing to beam up tomorrow that's just cute you know was that awesome the first time you got to like do the i was so excited the first time i got to be like beamed somewhere that okay that that i didn't think that was the best i was never a star trek fan before i did it so yeah so the rest of it was i was like i got you to come back but beaming up was cool yeah or the first time that you were like on like you know you're on the bridge or whatever and they're like okay we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna fight now and they're like did you have the scale right the fight ready okay how much hit shimmy hit that was our life that was it that is [Laughter] the star trek spaceship bump is one of the very few things that is the common language of star trek that binds every star trek actor together regardless of what ship you served on i mean show you were on working on the movement terry farrell who was dax phase nine and in the movie we're like drilling down in the center of the earth and like you do like uh they're talking about how it's like there's gonna be like a rumble in the thing we're gonna have to fake it and and uh yeah uh yeah so terry and i were like okay we can fake it yeah whatever and uh so i turn over to terry and i say so i think this is probably like a this is probably like a four right it's a four it might be a five when we hit the thing but i think it's probably a four three four three four something like that she goes great got it and the other actors are like what are you talking about and it's the scale yeah of how much the ship's getting hit how big a hit it was yeah so you have like a one to ten scale and you sort of like so everyone's doing the same thing can you demonstrate a four we kind of did i mean yeah it was pretty much it okay that was such a good point i'd like over 9 000. before trending five twenty five five before leading five okay yeah yeah like like we lost some shields like some shields are definitely dead right now yeah yeah shoes are definitely down right now what on that may have been they sell damage involved yeah there might even have been yeah i think we should have gotten yeah okay will tends to tell a lot of star trek stories to people that understand them and because my mom and i don't really watch that stuff it's uh it's fun for him to repeat them over and over again people that haven't heard them so i figured he's just like an old grandpa i might as well keep saying it have somebody listen to him are you building more we're gonna have to it's too much from power definitely have to reroute some power probably from the heisenberg compensators really that's why you guys were lost because you weren't certain i sure am i just made the best physics joke dude i made that joke for you i know there's a physics guy out there going eisenberg wait what should you say i have three nipples again take your development card you're all set okay all right what she's still getting over there okay i know it's still happening god i didn't remember what i said about seven i wasn't kidding what's happening remember i've been kicking twelve craps i have to roll not a seven for fearing my life oh you're dead you're in so much trouble right now i feel a little i feel a little threatened by jerry yes can somebody walk me to my car is that okay okay one time in this entire game that i've actually had and captain kirk's drawing a card for me okay okay two three four five six no it's only seven oh oh oh can you rescind your threat then jesus all right i'm going no it's not oh damn it wait one two three four five six seven eight all right i like my first count better okay damn it that's why you always got to check your math damn it it's like the 2000 election i like the first time i'll wait i broke the ship all right wait all right uh dude wait wait i gotta go no we can do that we can do this simultaneously where's the klingon wessel gonna go ryan oh that's gonna go right here where everybody are a terrible is being um i'm going to take from kari because she's winning and stuff all right okay sucks i want i want the card at the end of your index finger no one there you go right that one yeah okay can you hand this down i can all right all right um and then captain kirk uh got me a resource because he's all captain kirk i don't have to say anything else so i gotta i gotta get rid of him and i think i am going to um i think i'm gonna spock i mean i feel like a little bit like overusing spock a little bit but or do i want to cry it's a crutch no i'm okay i will uh i need um oxygen or dilithium for food i have food and i need anything except that oxygen or dilithium no i'm so surprised my surprise face 11 other numbers you could have rolled he wrote the seven does that right then anybody have dilithium oxygen on there man you oxygen you guys suck um all right well i'm going to force trade some dilithium with will here really yes give me your diabetes and i'm gonna force trade some oxygen with kari i don't i don't think that's the way it works oh you have to do the same thing same reason oh that sucks yeah so why don't you force trade some dilithium with kari just because no it's cool i'm good like this winning she has 147 of everything all the time you guys are tied i don't know what you're talking about well that's not she's definitely winning uh everybody set your phasers on kill and point them akari don't point them anywhere near me i'm fine especially like you don't need me for anything this is so not okay not okay well oh god three food first you know what's going to happen this is what we're going to do how many resources does kari get okay so that's going to be three you should just give her the decks and have her give us a few occasions yeah all right okay um i would like you to know that you gave her the wrong card what no i gave her food oh okay all right fine i am using scotty to build a freak i can't oh i can but i don't want to damn it okay i'm calm i'm calm because i'm happy that instead of building a space station like i was going to do i am now i'm running out of tables i need to build a ship but it's okay i'm happy about it really it's good it's cool it's all great jesus christ okay i might cry all right out of you dude but dude one two three four five six i have one three four three four five six oh no she did because i only have five in a row yeah but he's you know what he's doing on his next doesn't matter you get it right now you know don't let her think she's she's trying to distract you from the fact of what's going on with her right now okay look i'm helping you i am taking lies this one mr spock yeah my friend my pointy-eared friend yeah we love him okay loving him passing these to you all right fleeting memories of my gardening that's fantastic hey guess what you get titanium i get food i got two food and uh wait you get food i got two food and you get two food food you get two food yep here you go and i get two food i always forget about that second three is that the only number that car doesn't get something um so well that's nice all right so sulu he flies over there it's quite the detour like that yeah okay now um i get a little group of uh nanites and i'm like nan it's building an outpost and they're all okay captain we like to build stuff you know building stuff is what nanites do we do there's one four things there it's what separates us from the weasels so they're right weasels yeah and aren't they not robots listen they're nanites they're not they're not very smart you guys and they're nice they're pre-programmed computers why are you being so mean to the nanites you know i would really love for anyone who happens to have a starfleet intervenes card that is unplayed to perhaps move it to say that planet that would be really cool of you right now and you're holding one that's not played yet and um anyone uh pavel chekhov report to the bridge okay um would anyone care to a trade uh i have food and i'm looking for oxygen would anyone care to trade me uh food for oxygen anybody how about water for uh water for oxygen anybody water for oxygen uh what about you hey thinking about it water for oxygen look at that it's all blue it's just water you know we just pull it out of a well put a fancy label on it and charge you a lot more it's his turn he's allowed to use the guilt trip okay there you go jerry i'm going to do this for you what are you doing i'm pulling the starfleet i love you sorry balancing poops baby yeah right there in a very happy little space okay thanks that made me so happy thank you i love it i feel so good thank you thanks for reporting to the bridge checkup now roll the six uh-huh and a one eight oh and eight well that gets me by lithium i get two food all right nothing god you have so much food i do like food but he's good i know i am going to oh oh oh oh oh oh spock no i remember that from journey to babel i remember when that happened yeah that guy that guy the crewman was running down the hallway and he was like [ __ ] and it was like what instant horse shack i know that's what i was channeling i would like uh i would like a cool i like an oxygen one oxygen coming up thank you very much you're welcome i'm gonna do my little free trading outpost uh-huh at a two-to-one rate and i'm going to trade two food for an oxygen here and i'm going to build a space station or whatever they're called starbase don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed i'm now sunrise and yeah the power of the dogs and now i do the is like that star wars jerk no and i'm going to buy a development card um [Music] i'm going to switch this in and take a chapel wait is she allowed to she hasn't used it yet yeah she just used oh she just used chapel there you go there's news chapel thanks for thanks for showing up majel and see what's going on there [Music] okay and i think that's it okay oh there's smugness there's smugness happens four four easy fours six six super oh i get a water you get a water kari gets two waters yep and i get oh oh i get balls in my mouth fantastic thank you thank you very [Applause] and much haven't had a bath today even better no that's great i'm a big fan of funk okay i'm gonna use uh and uh i'm going to force trade and oxygen from curry don't have it i'm gonna force trade and oxygen from jerry is leaving have [Music] i just think that this is like you raised him wrong you raised him wrong i don't know i think i raised him right i'm going to build an outpost of course you are build it right now and i'm going to go ahead and get my cards all stuck here i'm going to build i'm going to trade all four of these for a starship and i'm going to take take that longest star ship it back back look at that see [Music] yeah okay and then i'm going to trade out for uh actually no you don't take it back yes i do one two three four five six oh you have eight it's more than six yeah it is yep eight's more than anything that's definitely good um i'll take uh i don't know [Music] um and then for the last part of my turn i'm gonna play starfeet wait did i get resources and i'm going to move this back here and i'm going to steal from will why i was giving you star trek fight music creepy evil because you have i unlocked this thing if you suck it up okay come on come on fancy let's go i don't want this one you sure do i got food it's okay that's actually not bad for you because you got a food i was hungry anyway exactly yeah right exactly six i just need the moral victory of the six yeah right nine no just the six um oh look it's blocked isn't that cute that's so sweet oh but it's okay it's not blocked over here where corey gets resources have two oxygen carry there you go things are looking good for you yep yep yeah yep how far can i stay really cute okay so that was fun kids yep hey wait so i since i don't get you can i can you i can just pop it up sure oh nice maybe yeah all right give me an oxygen please oxygen coming your way thank you i don't suppose you want to trade personally away from my oxygen do you want to trade i got food for that oxygen you want to do yeah that's great yeah enjoy that food you can just eat up honey i will eat it all i'm so full all right i don't think i can do anything other things over there on the uss corpulence i've i changed into sweatpants i mean i could no i can't yeah i could but the drawstring doesn't even touch anymore it doesn't know the drawstring's like no okay okay six six oh my god i don't even need titania i'm just excited that i get it i never get it um i never get it waterproof all right there's other things happening in the game for other people i'm sorry oh look corey gets two again i don't think you get food uh no you don't i actually got one more try to get three because i have three guys over there all right so let's see all right first thing we're gonna do it's will's turn hey will yeah how you doing i'm great how are you doing i'm good hey you forgot to take a new roll take a new roll jerry huh you could have oh i did rolls what are you gonna do it sounds like when you're like hey will and you sound familiar oh look yet again by ryan i think i'm getting sulu okay again there's other ways anyway yep hey will hey jerry how you doing i'm great how are you have any um oxygen i'll trade you a water for an oxygen i don't have any oxygen at all i'll trade you water for oxygen would you like to trade water for oxygen i have water i'll give you water how about food give you water and a food for oxygen no a water and a food and a dance do a dance a water and a food and i'll do the zulu voice again oh boy that is so no make him dance i actually uh i have water that i'm willing to trade um perhaps i am i am looking for uh oxygen is my my preferred uh element but uh i'll give you i'll give you what do you want what what where am i okay wait a minute food for water will you i'll give you one food if you give me one i'll also give you one food for water i think will i do that yeah i'll do that i'll give you i will give you a water i don't need another water though i'm trading you of water ryan would you like a water for your food yes woohoo i'm so thirsty okay oh yeah some things the first card i've seen that isn't yellow some things are gonna happen check it out it's blue maybe not right now somebody roll a seven then i'm just gonna say this would be a really good time for somebody world seven okay chekhov is making the klingons leave the space uh thing and go back there and he's gonna give me a dilithium nice we love you thank you i have what does he give you a daily name you sure you don't want to water for a day lithium you sure how about a water and a food for a dilution you'll give me a water and a food for it i'll give you a water and a food for a dilithium done okay how's it going with that guy okay all right here we go this is what's going to happen that was probably unwise this long of a time before my next turn because you know something the first thing i'm going to do is uh i'm going to construct a starfleet starship starbase supply line yeah okay that's going to happen that was pretty late it's going to happen okay now the next thing that's going to happen is um i am going to take these guys here and we're going to go this this this i'm going to use my trade port there to pound this food into oxygen nice how does that work i'm going to build an outside i'm going to build an outpost of course you are yeah okay good good that's good that's a thing that i wanted to do and uh that unless anyone would like to trade me i have uh nothing to trade i've changed my mind okay unless you guys my turn is done [Music] uh make it so okay first i'm going to do the starfleet intervenes and cherry guess who has the longest uh starfleet army now take the longest [Music] there you go let me help you out there but why let's analyze but i look i'm leaving everyone alone all right okay now here's my question can i build something before i roll or do i have to roll first yeah you have to roll first okay gonna roll eight eight food two dilithium for will and uh all the food in the galaxy for ryan okay listen i'm ryan's dad and i worry about him he's an adult but he's still my little boy he is really really eating a lot of food potato chips okay okay i am going to build a starbase of course you are you just win the game if she does no no no no no she's in it she has to replace one oh you guys we kind of have to team up on her car is it not sure um car is a nine we got a kill screen coming guys kill screen kill screen coming chalk got a kill screen coming kill screen guys keep grind put that okay it's not okay it's not cool it's not cool car it's really uncool um cars at nine it's tense it's neck and neck uh will could take it on any hand i could take it on any hand it's gonna come down to the cards what the other players don't know is that the game we're actually playing is don't say shut up wesley to will and i am destroying that game all you have to do is upgrade your uh upgrade complete yep all you got to do is upgrade just imagine that you're like one of the cybermen from doctor who there it is i've managed to hit every sci-fi franchise except firefly i'm getting there yeah thank you i'm i'm proud of the doctor who wrote my way yeah but every reference has been like it's mattered i haven't just been like i'm going to say a bunch of things they've all sort of shown oh that's right okay thanks i gotta play mini games in my head because i gotta play a game i can win in my head right because i never win the game that's on the table i don't know okay neck and neck okay are you done yeah sure it is um did you want to do some trading um with your old pal well uh maybe you want some food do you look for food like a vetting machine over here [Laughter] maybe it gets stuck you don't know i'm crazy i think i'm i think i'm done okay great that would yeah i think that's good all right eight eight again [Music] um i am going to tr anybody want food for any reason i'll take like anything else no not me no okay i would you can suck it [Laughter] [Music] um i will do okay i'm gonna do two oxygen two oxygen i'm gonna do three food in this for a development card please all right i'm done there you go yeah yep you got it okay um and then i'm going to cry myself to city all right jerry you go all right is mr sulu going to pilot a ship for you well mr sulu is in fact yes going to pilot a ship for me right now yep as a matter he is going to pilot this little puppy yep right here that's not a puppy that's a ship then all right i actually think he's going to pilot this little puppy pilot no you can only do it one at a time sorry you can only do one per turn yeah yeah soon who's going to make the board go boom okay so zulu's going to rage quit exactly then did i roll you haven't rolled yet i haven't rolled yet oh nice seven three all right food for me titanium for miss ryan and then oh that's weird more food for ryan i keep thinking you're calling me miss ryan i'm like why is he suddenly doing this all right it's not cool there's some food for me too that's so there's a weird yep there's a starship it's going to go i don't think i've ever had an oxygen card in my hand uh-huh three four five six seven eight oh one two three four five six oh okay gotta get one more okay [Music] i will trade someone a titanium for an oxygen anywhere do you have any ports that you can use you have a water port i'll trade you a truck i'll trade you uh a water for a titanium no i don't want water an oxygen but if you have water you can turn it into oxygen yes if i didn't want my water oh but i would like an oxygen no i understand i listen i i understand let's think about it the one who doesn't have a starbase i understand the nature of your decision i get it i get it but it makes sense to me yeah i got it yeah we're all losing but anyway all right fine so i get nothing right okay here we go five okay the first thing that's going to happen is that chekhov sends the klingon wessel back there and he gives i got two oxygen this is the first time i got an oxygen it's an oxygen i get two oxygen two oxygens for ryan yes yeah they're like holographic pokemon [Music] i'm gonna i need oh my god what am i steering into i just noticed that i'm staring into an oblivion because i can't build something there thankfully you have to put that there on your last journey yeah i do okay you really want no that's cheating it's not cheating it it is i wasn't paying attention because i thought i was going to build there no that's cheating i'm the boss of the show it's okay no mr wheaton is the boss that is cheating we make mistakes i'm pulling rank on you yeah i don't think it's a big deal i don't think it's a big deal people make mistakes and it doesn't really matter i see your entire hand which is kind of fascinating but do you see how there's not the thing that i want in it no but i see that there are 145 other cards in your hands that's why i'm figuring some things out [Laughter] nobody's trading oxygen right i mean that's just not happening i can trade oxygen not happening really what do you want for oxygen i want a lot of things okay what do you want make me an offer um i would like make it hard ryan i'm trying dude i can get some cheese i can give you nice friends um i can give you food which is actually useful for you it's only useful if i get i'll give you two food i'll give you two food for an oxygen because you can turn these food into anything i i well yeah but that that's i can just get one resource from you it's the same thing i would like two two try lithiums i can't i can't is that a word is trilithium i'll tell you what i'll give you i'll give you a try i'll give you guys a try lithium ion i'll give you a tr i'll give you a try i'd like you to mash those cards together you want to titanium in a food i can do that okay all right this will be helpful for will all right first thing okay so let's do this you know if you're going to show me that i am going to look at it you know that that's fine because i'm getting rid of all my cards on this move that that eyeballs that i missed and these will turn into oxygen because of my port um and then this oxygen is going to be there and then these four dilithium are going to turn into water with the bank so that turns into a star base and that star base i guess that starbase will go here you have a better statistical happening there buddy no the six is better i know a single six yeah i know i i know i it's a high variance move but it's one i have to make okay so that's all happening now i still have to figure out what my next roll is going to be so um those all go there boy that was an expensive starbase that was almost how much it costs to build a real starbase that that's how much six paper cards you see me crying it costs six paper cards in real life i think i think i think i think i think he said out loud he said i think i want i think i can't take you because i just used you so spock wow okay and that's not that's yeah okay your turn go okay okay kari hosed me at the beginning but i am one starbase away from stealing victory away from her and if i do that it is going to be so shiny oh we're so close we're so very very seven seven i'd like a free resource please because i have curves all right which one would you like i would like a green one green one coming up which is a word called dilithium okay where's it going it's gonna go on the sixth god damn it why i just got it off it doesn't need to be there like there's literally nothing left on that planet the klingons have ruined that planet they've wrecked it and then do i get to steal a car you do she says she says quick go ahead you're one you're go you're one from victory i think you win i bet you probably win this turn ah that you probably win this turn um can i do you can give me the dice and forget all about it um did you get robbed by the way before you rob no she doesn't she's sick okay i think that's it sweet all right eight eight easy way eight eight eight food for me eat the easy way uh dilithium for well how much food are you getting all of it i get two two foods for ryan two food for bread all right i'm gonna do anybody want food for any reason because i got like six of them i don't think that's like yes i got like six they want food no thank you i bet you can pound that food into a starbase though yeah it's like i highly doubt i can turn six food into a five card thing that's probably right yeah um let's see here i'd like to build a starship uh-huh going this way and i'd like to build 14 more [Laughter] um just because she said that i'm going to go ahead and build another one of those oh i think he took back then goaded him um and i think i have to stop yeah all right yeah yeah so it's for the best five five five oxygen two tri-tiny no it gets me one titanium it gets you two titanium i get two oxygen and then oxygen comes out ryan gets two and jerry gets one there you go there you go there you go all right i am finally getting up finally what are you doing shut up no way that's not right death star baby that's ridiculous talk come on all right where do i want to build it that big moment and you didn't even it's you know what screw you for blocking me in here and taking all my ships away i'm gonna make it a space station what's its name rainbow sparkle butterfly star space starbase rainbow sparkle butterfly nice oh it should have been unicorn but that's okay butterfly's still good you can't take it back okay yeah we already painted it on the side it's very expensive to take it off it costs like four cups you're gonna use sulu now it's gonna happen together fly the ship to the correct spots very sporting of you to have done that uh that in that you know oh these are probably better in the bank okay yeah yeah i'd love to hold on um and i will also there's no point you know that um will's antsy to win yeah exactly okay i at least feel better about my loss now that i actually have food for me eight gets me two dilithium and ryan a million food million food okay um i really wish that i had not gotten that type of lithium i don't need uh let's i wish i didn't get all the cards i'm getting so many resources okay i'm gonna build a starship right there to take care it looks like boobs now [Laughter] uh unless does anyone i have i have a i am dilithium rich would does anyone want dilithium yes what would you offer me in exchange for dilithium a high five and my eternal adoration i'll give you an oxygen done great okay okay anybody else want to get another hot dilithium action before i pass the turn on no okay good all right nine nine nine is going to get me more dilithium and it gets carry dilithium does it it gets carried oh it's me and i well it does yeah and it also gets oxygen and it gets me another day at the therapist card you would know i don't know seriously you better have like 80 cards no i gotta see what's going on here got look at her hand of course okay one of her fingers is getting sepsis she's like god okay the cards on the left and the cards on the right are in different time zones seriously cards are like stardates 61 23.4 the other ones are like stardate 11. on that last hand i was just trying to figure out how do i make the cards work to get that last point and i couldn't upgrade to a star base and then it hit me build a starship and then build the outpost and that was the one point i needed to win okay like you basically have a gin rummy hand over there right now like just lay them down and we'll just say you win it's fine oh my god yeah there's why are we even pretending that you're not winning on this hand see what do you have you have okay you have an oxygen port cari don't help her let her figure out herself well i mean i'm just saying because it seems very um it's incomprehensible to me that she doesn't have enough cards to too she has okay at the one point she needs to hold the phone [Laughter] would you would and i'm gonna put it giving herself room to put her yeah [Music] and then do it does somebody have the neutron i think i could stars an outpost maybe maybe that looks an awful lot like an outpost to me hey guys what's that let's stop for a second count some points up here one two three four five six seven eight 9 10. you win star trek caton [Music] i've been thinking it was really unlikely that any of us were going to catch kari because she was rolling like a beast yeah and he had a gillion and a half card yeah at any given moment yeah yeah so let's focus on the things that we have in common uh in addition to being uh losers on the show uh jerry we're star trek alumni that's pretty cool i dig it i dig that okay ryan we're father and son i dig that as well and uh jerry and ryan you pretty much have the same name oh yeah so that means that we have just won a game that i've invented called make a venn diagram yes oh i just got hit i'm gonna go down he does well he gets it from his dad i'm gonna go downstairs and give uh give car your price thanks for playing on the show punch her in the face for me it was fun you know this is your fault right okay that's hot it's very fancy and expensive that's yeah it's sparkly yeah um last season everyone got to hold that trophy but they didn't get to take it home and that made me sad so i want you to take them something special today so i uh invested what was left of our budget in these amazing certificates the tabletop certificate of awesome uh and i will put your name on it excellent and then you'll get to go home with it all right so uh if you just let me maybe write on your shoulders okay okay great all right so we'll just change this from allstate haberdashery champion to a tabletop champion you know that's awesome w-a-h-l yep g-r-e-n yep you are correct signed by your old pal will wheaton awesome and now all you need is uh an expensive uh seal [Music] that's right yeah all right go ahead make speech i gotta tell you as a young girl um having a picture of will and my trapper keeper this is going right next to it in the trapper keeper wow it's the best day ever hi mom it's my best day ever too thank you for watching until next time play more games and we'll see you right back here on tabletop [Music] come journey to the planet earth where we have magic the gathering ah on my new show spellslingers you can watch me play magic the gathering with my nerd friends using dex new and old check it out on the link [Music] right there

Channel: Geek & Sundry

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Keywords: jeri ryan, wil wheaton, Most Recent Shelf, geek and sundry, star trek catan, kari wahlgren, star trek, felicia day, the guild, ryan wheaton, geek & sundry

Id: 7YKFedT30MU

Length: 145min 16sec (8716 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 19 2013