T-Pain wants your dad

um hexa rican sorry sorry sorry i just sorry i'm sorry sorry i got please yes hold on hold on hold on wait wait do you see me do you see me what no god damn hold on hold on help my dean okay now i do now i do [ __ ] i'm turning you all the way down wait why you gotta go down this is too hey how's it going okay [Music] what a baby i used to talk to your songs when i was 12. you got it you got to stop telling people that you're really for that it's it's that's this is thank you but you know maybe maybe not you know i don't need to think of uh 12 year olds working with right rough course of course you don't think about that no no no no no no absolutely not mr tv tie made out of gold it is a tie of gold yeah i'm pretty [ __ ] awesome [Music] it's overwhelming you know it's overwhelming i i i try my best to you know try to calm it down sometimes it doesn't work it doesn't work i just keep keep waking up awesome as [ __ ] wow i'm jittering do you see me vibrating a little bit i am so excited right now this is bad tracking [Music] this is me my nerves that's yeah probably don't shake though you got the tracker off oh mr t-pain what got you to want to join twitch and stuff i've been on twitter since 2014. oh my god you're old tell me more what i got on twitch when you had to go to ms doss to open it up wow [Laughter] holy [ __ ] it was on it was a kickstarter when i got on it yeah no i mean yeah i've been here since 2014. uh i've had my own channel since 2016. my first stream was with like uh playstation or something like that yeah and i think and yeah we were playing games uh with playstation i was like what the hell is this and it was like oh it's a new platform you can well it wasn't new but it was news ever it had just gotten kind of popular so yeah it it's it's been a while but near twitch i did not pioneer twitch nobody [ __ ] knew i was there wow so when did you start actively streaming wait why did you start actively streaming i started actively streaming in 2016 because um my team kept walking in on me and my in my hotel rooms while i was playing games and like who the [ __ ] are you talking to and i wasn't talking to anybody so once i found out that twitch was actually somewhere where i can actually talk to a person you know i don't want to feel weird anymore so yeah that's the short of it i don't want to feel weird anymore what are you drinking by the way this is wine eight dollar wine no way i don't believe you so amazing it is really yellow that it's so good yeah started drinking it i think i got it by accident in like a care package somewhere really eight bucks go in the [ __ ] liquor store and i spend like two thousand dollars and come out with like four bottles like for and and now i spend like four hundred dollars and i come up with [ __ ] 40 bottles and i'm straight for like a month well probably two two weeks wait wait 400 bottles in two weeks forty forty about four hundred dollars for forty bottles forty bottles in two weeks i do like three a night so you know i'm basically i'm basically a soccer mom no you you have a really strong kidney i don't i don't it's probably failing as we speak i don't know what's going on i don't think we're a match i don't think i can take virtual kidneys um yeah i don't think we're i don't think we'll we'll match technicians what what's wrong with your kidney what do you mean you think it's dirty or something it's got to be why why why from the past what do you mean from the past we'll talk about that off-stream what do you mean i don't give so it that's the trick that's the trick you're supposed to be confused you're never supposed to know what's going on that's what makes good content when people don't know what's going on they don't know if it's good or bad see they can't judge that's what's up your room is still purple is it too purple why is it mr t-pain can you make me into a rap goddess i cannot can you please i cannot isn't there something that you you must give me you must give me rap tips i don't think i can give you rap tips a record label oh yeah that costs 100 bucks anybody can do that which is why there's so many really yeah oh you gotta register you can just literally make one and do nothing with it you'll be fine wow that's so cool oh [ __ ] what nothing i totally forgot that i was streaming too much my chat that much i can't see a damn thing that's happening right now go ahead keep going what do you got why do people call you tylenol painkiller you know what i don't know um it's pretty stupid i have no oh sorry no worries oh my gosh is hard yeah that's yeah let's do it um [Applause] uh yeah they'll they'll figure it out they they they they my chat is full of some smart people do you love your chat um there's some of them there's some of them most of them are [ __ ] [Music] for you but you know there there's a chosen few out there that i actually like so yeah why not dude do you have a stylist that like dresses you up every day i don't i explained this earlier in my stream um i met dion sanders when i was a child beyonce and dion sanders what happened what'd you call it wait did you say beyonce i did not say beyonce dion sanders beyonce sure all right give me her phone number i can't it's all force it's four four four four four four four four four four okay wait you were saying you were saying sanders something about sanders right i met dion sanders and he says uh uh he told me when you look good you feel good and when you feel good you do good and i had a hangover today so i decided to get out of bed and put on a suit because if you look good you feel good it didn't work i'm still very hungover so i just decided to drink more and just yeah this is working way better what about how about what about water it's too low oh no yeah i agree yeah no no none of that yeah why why drink water when yeah yeah water and vegetables no no no no none of that dude you want me to be a blood donor or something [Music] [Applause] i mean i told you i would give me give you my kidney okay yeah all right all right fine fine i get it i get it i uh so you're a rap god right i don't think so i think that make rap now happen please just make rap happen yes i think that's eminem's job i don't think anybody else can just do that why not i don't i don't think anybody else has the skill for it oh come on mr t-pain i really do i i i i don't wait why is your name maybe maybe maybe a one more bottle one more bottle maybe we'll we'll see it's okay okay wait how how how fast can you you gotta calm down you've gotta come down you just have to you know i'm coming i'm calm you got to put that you got to put that chat up like on your face or something why and [ __ ] that's it's it's hard to concentrate you got to put that up you got to like put it on the the the the black part of your jacket or something but then they wouldn't be able to see it make the chat white i i know you can do this you code you uh you oh what's wrong with seeing my check on my shirt look look you don't want to get banned again i don't want to get banned for the first time i think i think we all know where this is going we're going to remove another already said that i talked to your music when i was 12. i don't i don't think we're safe anymore oh okay okay i want you to get my man nobody wants you gone from this place i know i i i'll try my best not to get banned again that'd be great yeah i won't i promise cool first yeah yeah that's that's fair okay um the t stands for tallahassee it's a city in florida where i'm from oh you're floridian i am floridian why do they never swing to blue uh it's pretty much run by red so you know i'm not gonna do that i think we have more walmarts per capita than any other place too so really no that might be alabama does alabama have more walmarts than us couldn't you make a wrap and convince the floridians to swing sometimes a little bit oh no oh no the only swinging we do is what huh what what what what what what what what what what what mr t i have a question okay yep what is your biggest accomplishment besides music my children that's so cute okay okay okay who's your favorite children who's my favorite all my kids have uh equal coolness which key would you leave behind if you have to what i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding oh my god i'll leave myself behind before i leave my kids anyway i agree you're serious i'd make them leave me to to get to safety if it's like a house burning down or some [ __ ] i i i'd tell them to get outside first yeah that's really sweet so how old are they just it's just a standard parent how old are they oh we got 16 14 and 12 16 14 and 12 11 almost 12. he's coming he's coming in april so what he's turning toward april right right oh that's so sweet for the most part they're two years apart all over wait did they all watch twitch yeah yeah they all want to stream on twitch yeah but it's it's too many [ __ ] and i like i don't want to i don't want to find anybody's ip address because they're weird [ __ ] with my kid and you know say some weird [ __ ] to my kids and yeah i really want to beat up a bunch of kids at their school for dumb [ __ ] but you know that's that's a pta meeting coming how is that like pta meetings for you i'll try not to go yeah i'm trying to i gotta send their mom and you know every time every time i go they're like could you possibly come to our music program and and help us out with uh no we seriously yeah i'm not i'm i understand i'm paying y'all to teach my kids i am not paying y'all so i can come in and hear hear how good tristan is on the recorder i'm not trying to tell you guys any kind of information that will nothing that i can tell you would help anything for this music program why the [ __ ] would i come through here i'm not doing that that's stupid as well jesus christ can you teach me how to rap okay here it goes are you ready my name is nico i am a bad [ __ ] i am broke as [ __ ] yo around oh no oh no oh no bro ho photo thank you okay so now now what do you think what do you think give me your honest opinion what do i need to work on oh you're gonna uh mostly wanna you're gonna mostly want to work on all of that okay every part of that and probably probably probably not do it at all wait do you want me to do it again no slowly um that's the worst version do you think i'm do you think my volume's too low no no no no i think you get where you are [Music] rap battle [Music] please no can you roast me i can't roast you because i'm a nice person so i haven't uh built up a repertoire of uh sick burns just at the rate so when you have a hangover what good good another go hold on let me get let me get help from my chat okay come on come on give me a couple of lies he grossed me [Music] i'm not saying that um no not saying that i'm too nice but no it's okay chad is chat is they're experts at this [ __ ] so it's too bad i'm not i'm not doing that we're good we're going to keep going keeping going so mr t pain you seem very versatile in your ability to drink wine and stuff what what not get your headaches how do you stay consistently drunk but not drunk and totally okay i want i want advice i'm never okay nobody else stated that not one person had said that i'm ever okay ever i'd usually drink three like once i get my chat knows once i get to the third bottle of wine for the night i'm not gonna remember anything it's uh it's it's a [ __ ] uh waking up they know i'm not gonna stream the next day ironically i'll stream today because i was totally [ __ ] drunk last night on stream and uh yeah that was just bad timing on my part so here we are you seem really fun down to earth i like you i'm pretty i'm not i'm a good person it's a basic [ __ ] thing it's a basic thing you got to do as a human in life just be a good person what does it feel like to be t-pain hmm what does it feel like i said you hit you can't really explain that it's like it's like saying what does it feel like to to be in love you can't really give up this must feel awesome oh no it's definitely not awesome i can tell you that now uh but uh if i had to put it in words it kind of depends on the situation like when like when is it cool to be t-vane uh maybe like when you're getting paid for [ __ ] that's pretty cool um you know to have thousands of people [ __ ] screaming your name and and [ __ ] wanting to meet you and [ __ ] that's pretty cool uh when people follow you into the bathroom so they can get a handshake and a picture that's not that great uh when people if i can come up to your table at a restaurant and say sorry i don't mean to bother you and that's you know that's not great uh when people [ __ ] meet you in in in [ __ ] costa rica had a zip line [ __ ] they're like oh yo i don't know who the [ __ ] you are but my mom loves you can she get a big like that's not [ __ ] great but you know i guess money is cool but you are super down [Laughter] and you have nice kids i have nice kids so that must be cool yeah i didn't need to be too paying for that one though i kind of just had to shoot up the club you know you know you know you know the term shooting up the club no what does that mean actually no i actually don't know no i'm dead serious well what what i'm that serious somebody in chat tell her what shooting up the club is please wait what i don't get your chat's gonna tell you about you know the club you'll figure it out you'll figure it out i really like that shiny top thank you it's just so i i'm so fixated on it thank you take my eyes off of it it's like your chat it's like your chat might yeah i guess so what huh what what what hi what's up what's up mr t-pain nothing biggest inspiration growing up um porn probably okay they get real now there's a lot of good music in porn and if anything inspired and anything inspired me to grow up that was that was it you mean musically musically all right what was your favorite genre that uh favorite job was country actually growing up wait wait country porn is both oh country porn that played country music absolutely speaking of country porn uh guys hit me up on farmersonly.com i'm also i got my profile on there just hit me up see what's going on with that i'm trying to see trying to do something wait there's farmersonly.com what is that what you ever heard of farmers only.com it's obviously a website for farmers only wait there's literally a website that's dedicated to farmers yes yes it's like tinder but for um for farmers yeah they don't say no blacks but yeah no blacks what it's for farmers yes it's a it's a dating website for uh farmers white farmers confused you shouldn't be you shouldn't be this is a thought you can't do it hey you got a keyboard i would say go go get in there get in there it's real no no it's real you haven't seen the commercials you don't have to be lonely on fires only oh my god it's real then the guy comes to the end that's the part we don't see on directv holy [ __ ] my eyes are being opened up i'm trying to help you wait till you find out what shooting up the club is a sexual joke is this a sex thing it is exact thing yes shooting not the club might be on the urban dictionary maybe look that up but but shooting on the club shooting up shooting up the club the club up the club you'll figure it out you got it you're gonna do this uh so it's just people having sex i was more than a little bit no no no no that was short that was a short amount of time usually it takes me longer oh in comparison that was a little bit yeah yeah yeah it takes me a lot longer actually okay that makes sense cool cool cool cool cool all right my chat is asking if you're okay me yeah do i not look okay i can't answer that well why not i look okay right sure oh man mr t pain yeah my chat is going crazy i'm so sorry go ahead keep going what happened that's okay payne you're doing great great thank you what is your favorite video game my favorite video game is [ __ ] we just talked about this did we talk about this last night or did i talk about this on stream game oh my god i don't know i'm not sure i had i just ordered a um one of those scratch posters where you can scratch things off and it's like uh it's a hundred video games to play before you die and i'm trying to finish it but i haven't started yet so i i don't oh my god journey no wait journey did you just get hit no uh maybe not journey not journey not journey hold on um wait journey is such a good game though it's a great game it looks like a really good game my favorite though okay i think my favorite video game is minecraft god of war god of war all of them wow how long have you been playing video games for uh since i can remember games happening so like back when i'm i'm i'm gonna love this i can't wait to you to you tell me how long you think i've been playing video games and how old would you think i am am i close [Applause] give me a hint i'm bad at math give me your hand of of of what of like of how of how long you've been playing video games for what was 65 what was what was even because you just throwing out numbers did you mean nintendo 64. is that what you meant yes sure sure no definitely i think [Music] i think the first game i played was uh mario brothers super mario brothers on nes the original yeah i think that was the first game i played and not you know like when it happened like i think and that's that when your passion for video games grew yeah i mean i always i always love video games this is this has been a thing you know i just didn't have you know it was such a uh it was such a frowned upon thing for so long i couldn't i couldn't do both i couldn't be an artist and be taken seriously as a a gamer you know what i'm saying that because it was such a frowned upon thing for so long until recently until [ __ ] started figuring out that gamers can be millionaires and now everybody's like oh let's one place games but uh 10 years ago they've been like your son plays games he's a loser he's a [ __ ] nerd he's a slacker he's gonna stay you know everybody everybody understands now that you can make real money from from playing games and now something to be proud of so um you know i've been playing games for a long time and it just now came to me where i can actually be an artist a ceo and be you know proud of playing video games because not frowned upon anymore and [ __ ] like that yeah i agree yeah well what for serious question though what made you like names me yeah i play animal crossing that's a game that's a game that is a game it's a game yeah it's a good game too i was kind of disappointed in animal crossing wait why i thought there would be like more what do you mean more after you get kk slider on the island and he plays it's just like all right you did it and you you won that's it wasn't really like a big grand thing it was just like yo kk sliders coming to play a song on your island and all right you did it and that was it really that's it that's it through all of it it's disappointing yes like i've been [ __ ] building [ __ ] and buying prisons just spending real money on this [ __ ] thing and uh yep there's kk slaughter to play a song for [ __ ] six people and you did it that's depressing yeah wow yeah they didn't they didn't they didn't tell you that when you [ __ ] got into it and started making your character look all cool and [ __ ] and building all this [ __ ] and trying to make a [ __ ] five-star island and [ __ ] and then kk slider comes and played one goddamn song barely [ __ ] sings anything and it's like yeah all right that's it go go do something else guys yeah i can i can see it now i could definitely see it i was so now i thought it was going to be [ __ ] fireworks and all this [ __ ] and you know i want to see all the [ __ ] i built in the background like don't do it in front of the thing that was already there on the island like don't do it in front of the [ __ ] the thing where tom nook [ __ ] stays just do it in front of like my house i [ __ ] design my house do it in front of that do it in front of one of these [ __ ] expensive ass bridges i just [ __ ] built do it in front of all these [ __ ] flowers and [ __ ] i planted that turned into other color flowers and [ __ ] and then [ __ ] apparently had sex on the ground and then turned into another do that do it do it in the i'm doing in the [ __ ] comment area where everybody's always working out and [ __ ] just [ __ ] do it in front of something i actually put work into you know you know what i'm talking [ __ ] about this [ __ ] adam across my [ __ ] let me tell you something dude i i i tried so long to make that island a five-star island and it just wouldn't it just wouldn't change nothing would change and then i just started placing random [ __ ] furniture around the [ __ ] and just random like bunk beds by the beach and [ __ ] this dumb [ __ ] and then all of a sudden five star [ __ ] island what what is that what what what about satisfied they just want you to buy a bunch of [ __ ] is the problem you can't just start building [ __ ] and then catching fish and then making [ __ ] out of you can't even make anything out of fish i wish you could make stuff out of it can you make stuff out of fish did i just not try it that's something i ain't even i beat the i i i got to the end of the the playable [ __ ] before the update i haven't even swam in the goddamn ocean yet like it you know it's just it's just like it have that already yeah i'm sorry okay no no no no no you it seemed like this was really really inside you i'm glad you're letting it out you know this is a safe space to let out all the frustrations about animal crossing i gave my wife my my my switch i gave my wife my sweat so she can keep playing animal crossing she did everything possible on her island nothing else to do waterfalls everywhere [ __ ] brick pathways all over the [ __ ] place everything and i'm just like you know what babe here's another island because i'm [ __ ] through with this i can't [ __ ] that island [ __ ] that god damn it i'm about to go i'm about to go delete the everything listen listen calm down calm down calm down let's get into another topic i actually am very sincerely curious now okay what do you think about the whole dmca stuff what wait what what oh no no no not at all not at all not at all i just kind of want to real quick just i want to show you something real quick okay two seconds two seconds it's not gonna take long at all hi i'm cardboard cowboy are you a streamer who's lost the vibes in your stream because you can no longer play the music that you love so dearly well why do i have the products for you [Music] buy t-paint all you got to do is go to pizzapack.com and you'll find over 150 beats that sound dope and our dope is enough cool it's all free and you don't have to pay a cent which is what free mean [Music] so please go and check out the puzzle pack by t-pain today i've been cardboard cowboy you've been great now watch my stream and give me twenty dollars perfect oh we done did it we done did it so yeah i made i made a pizza pack and it's uh it's not i think now it's 160 beats and songs that you can play on your streams in the background if you want and uh nobody's coming for it nobody's coming so you know it's all it's all royalty free [ __ ] you can uh do everything besides record to it you're so cool i'll try to do what i can also just a real quick thing just while i got the audience uh cardboard cowboy love the guy um uh love the def and he has officially signed his contract to be a part of the nappy boy gaming family i i have a gaming firm uh where we manage and and and and and take care of uh streamers and gamers and uh cardboard cowboy has officially signed his contract to join the nappy boy gaming family shout out to cardboard cowboy looks like a god we also have granny big cheese kit uh thank you guys for being part of nevermore gaming family we um we love you thank you guys that was that was my big announcement for the day thank you and and okay keep going that's so cool it's pretty cool that's pretty cool so can i join yeah cool you can't you really can't i'll i'll okay you got to be serious because some of these things this is no i'm not serious i'm already signed okay okay yeah if you asked i might i would have but yeah i figured you were already in a situation i didn't want to i just got signed it's kiki's ladder all over again what's that huh huh what is that i do have a hobby of reading dance yes [Music] i do it's been it's been it's been pleasurable so i asked my own chat to get to post up photos of their dads for you to rate oh this is going to be great all right you ready i am let me let me let me get ready okay i gotta pull it up okay i'm gonna pull up some stuff too because you know there's that's i'm gonna cut these off hold on for a second okay that seems right that seems right gotta cut these off boom very nice okay and then yep okay you ready mr t-pain so close to being ready okay so close hold on almost almost gotta pull up this thing that's how you do that and then what you do is you go to one of these and then you do then what do you do there it is got it i'm gonna copy that and then we're gonna go in here and then we're gonna put this over here because that's where it goes obviously okay i'm ready okay so these are the dads what do you think why are you laughing let me see [Laughter] [Music] hey [Music] oh [ __ ] um oh my god that's pretty [ __ ] funny um first of all it's clean so let's let's get that out the way all right [ __ ] ready to go uh the goatee could take a break he could probably not do that [ __ ] anymore uh he used to have hair he used to have hair and i've witnessed this i witnessed him combing it and [ __ ] like that but the back of it started kind of going uh going in its own direction and uh you know due to uh creative differences he had to let the whole thing go and now he's bald and yeah it's a part of it uh so you know it it it didn't work out for him but you know the good thing is is he can uh also be in the background of a prince video whenever he feels like it so you know get good on him good on him good stuff is he [ __ ] i have my button for that i i i i mean i obviously wouldn't talk about that right right so so what do you think final final judgment i'd meet that dad i'd have a conversation with him okay conversation yeah i'd see what was going on with that conversation okay next dad let's see oh my god this is my dad again no no no this is not your dad this one here look well the good thing is he's feeding this kid he looks like he doesn't want to and i think that uh whoever's taking this picture is really taking advantage of uh you know this moment because this guy obviously does not want to do this [ __ ] uh mustache is a four out of ten i could you could have worked on that a little bit better uh eyebrows not having it eye eyes though piercing piercing maybe maybe come on mr t-pain what do you think he's he's okay he's okay lose the child and and dad dad is [ __ ] dad okay lose the child yeah get get rid of the child that's obviously not his favorite kid he's got to lose lose a child and we'd [ __ ] that dad for sure got it okay next dad you can see the pictures in my head huh no i'm not yet sorry great keep going okay dad number three oh he's [ __ ] this guy [ __ ] a lot this guy [ __ ] a little girl yeah he's ready he's already on top of it is is he on a mountain or is that just like a rock he said not i don't know i'm not gonna take this photo yeah now it's gonna get [ __ ] for sure okay uh that's that's me oh that's you that is me so i don't know okay next [ __ ] me i'm i'm attractive as [ __ ] i'd [ __ ] mr t payne mr t pay oh wow he's stunned are you stunned there hello yeah oh we're back we're back i didn't do anything i didn't do anything i didn't do it i didn't i didn't move okay yeah so this one oh yeah he's ready he's ready to go he also [ __ ] he also [ __ ] this guy took that selfie for grinder for sure it's his profile picture on grinder how would you know i'm just gonna you know you know you know you don't take a selfie that close ah this is foreign he's he's he's visual visually impaired but uh i'll see what's coming you know i can see it i can see it in his eyes oh this dude he just [ __ ] on that boat he just [ __ ] on that boat [ __ ] on this boat he's ready to go he's [ __ ] shirtless putin over here he's ready to go is that that on his what is that is that a fist that's a fish dude wait what kind of fish zoom in enhanced hold up hold on he done he he done [ __ ] and look at those eyes oh my god look at look at those [ __ ] eyes oh my god this is what is that what that yes i can see you mr patient what's going on give me a second oh okay okay okay okay cool what happened okay go what would you say what do you what were you talking about what what's that what was what that's the thing that you had the the thing i'm not sure what you're talking about am i did i just imagine that okay okay okay all right next next yep um this guy rich man flashlight get out of here um this guy for sure owns a store and uh on the west side of any city for sure um wait should we what can you do a favor yeah can we squash stream can we squash stream yeah much head's going crazy they can't see a [ __ ] thing they have no idea what's going on how why don't you do this why don't you share [Music] my bro can you i have i have a guy in my computer yeah and usually it does like a lot of stuff but i mean i could do it but what we usually do is uh streamers will just just show this like show it shows like my entire stream on their screen yeah but it's gonna it's gonna then i'm gonna show up on your computer with all this a small camera right but there's a way to do it where it's just me bro tell bru is bru your technical guy brew is mad guy tell brew what do we do i'm not a technical guy on this side but if we squat scream i think it'll be a lot easier i never squat string before how do you do that uh on your twitch dashboard there's a button that says squad stream under quick actions bruiser everybody show the discord but if i but if i change okay so look here's what i'm saying so if i change it right okay and then boom see then it goes to that because i'll have you in the discord call in the background of that uh-huh because you see you you know you're not just seeing my camera you're seeing what scene i'm on from slobs okay uh i don't okay how do you use okay wait hold on hold on let me let me figure out how to do this um yeah i i know you got it i know you got it okay why is why is miz molding tell miss to calm down okay um okay hold on i can't you got this you want me to invite you okay so here's hey brandon brandon is brandon your bro uh not really he's so right now i'm wearing gloves [ __ ] a [ __ ] i'm trying to get brandon to type for me brandon hey boom yeah so you have can you type for me it's not even a type thing yeah i'm not on my twitch channel can you can you type uh my twitch channel onto the stage that's funny as well yeah and then um it's hilarious that there's a person actually we can't see them and then you go to squad stream and then go to um where is it under quick usually in your quick actions oh right there there it starts clustering and then go to invites invites invites and then boom oh [ __ ] that's so easy okay yeah it's not is that it that is it that's it oh wow literally uh chat go to [ __ ] go go check the the the squad stream and you can see what the [ __ ] is going on here you done did it you don't you've done it oh my god i'm so i'm so smart i'm so smart we did it okay are you ready so ready for more dads uh let's get some more dads in there okay hey brandon it's in the bedroom on the right and the left in the red shelf okay here we go it doesn't talk this one he just make gestures is brandon american sign language brandon yeah cool he does um yeah the little superman swoosh and dad's getting [ __ ] yeah fast yeah superman swoosh always does it really call it full full blackhead of hair superman swoosh taking care of a kid maybe i mean obviously lose the kid yeah we want to lose the kid doesn't that make it more okay he wants to see their dad getting [ __ ] that's just weird you know okay oh yeah he got money unless that's photoshopped enhanced i'm in his stuff wow it's really enhanced uh yeah oh he got money yeah daddy wore butt baby he's getting fluked ah big time oh yeah daddy's got money so he's getting [ __ ] big time ooped for sure good job ah okay next is this guy no nope he's got to go he's like a [ __ ] like an extra in a comedy sketch that no we're not doing that the background background of a key and peel sketch i cannot do that he plays he plays he plays soccer and calls it football he can't do it so harsh yeah well you know sometimes right that's what that's what happens that's what it's for i always tell i always tell people expect the worst don't spend don't send your your dad if you're not gonna you know get the worst of it true hey mr t-pain two seconds major cramps brandon brand i'm i i am brandon brandon can you feed me please okay yeah just put in my mouth okay open up okay double this this is the best content right here this is the part of it okay yeah tip it up a little bit you don't yep there we go yes absolutely yeah just hold this is obvious tos is coming i mean just just flooding in i'm just taking my my pills okay good you're doing a great job good work okay um thank you you're you're did you buddy sister did you ask if you're allowed to eat yeah yes you're allowed to eat eat that turkey sandwich in brandon get it in there okay hot pockets what happened this one oh yeah he drinks he drinks if he drinks he takes it in the stinks what does that mean what i'm so oh god if he drinks he takes it in the stinks just like the same thing that uh old people used to say about about women that if she smokes you pokes if you smoke you pokes if he drinks he takes it in the stinks and the stinks i don't get it that guy [ __ ] cause he drinks that because he drinks got it i love your setup your setup is amazing let's see let's see the back of that chair one more time really okay that's super in it it's leather it's a leather chair so really cold sometimes oh and or hot oh [Music] sticky just stick just seems like legs would stick to that chair a lot i i i don't okay cool do you want to see more of my place i do there was a guy on the ground a while ago what was what was going on with that that guy is just sleeping was that brandon no brandon is well taken care of what do you mean what do you mean brian is very well taken care of is brandon a hostage of are you sure yes brandon is not a hostage brandon is brandon is very good he's a good um do we need to send somebody to check on brandon no he's feeding you pills and [ __ ] now are you the hostage no are you getting written clears no britney spears did what did she do wait are you friends with me somewhere in a [ __ ] mansion i guess wait are you are you friends with bernie spears i am oh can i have lunch with her i don't think she's allowed to have lunch with anybody i don't think she's allowed to have lunch right now wait can you wait can you tell rihanna what happened to work on our next album who rihanna remember yeah we aren't real because you guys pronounce that like that oh mr t pain mr t there we go mr t pain wait i'm did i did i leave did i did i go away frozen for a little bit really yeah that's okay you're back you're back yo i gotta show you okay huh i'm gonna show you my place okay i'd like to see your place let's do it okay here we go there we go here we go my place my place my place my place my place because that's that's important too i have my nose yeah oh oh my god hey this is the future bro oh my god did you see this so we're going to put you in a group now we're going to call we're going to switch up to the audiences yes we're gonna switch off to the group call you ready i'm not sure

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Length: 58min 14sec (3494 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 08 2021