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presents all right fyi fyi fyi the address on these packages go to my p.o box they're public shut up that's not actual it's not it's not me actually farting everybody it's not it's not me actually farting it's the um it's the cat oh man already [Music] [Music] thanks guys thanks all right i want to have a nice and i'm going to open these one by one i'm sorry kitty but i'm gonna have a knife all right guys we're opening up amazon boxes these amazon boxes are from my p.o box so um the addresses are not getting laid because they're from a real box all right hi devmaster how are you doing okay guys let us open this up first first present first present [Music] don't worry the sun there's addresses in there [Music] all right everyone oh thanks everybody all right everybody [Music] first present okay why can't i open this like this oh oh there's a ball i have to i have to untie the bow [Music] i'm smart i'm smart i'm very very smart okay i i i just got really excited [ __ ] oh there we go there we go there we go there we go all right um what oh oh god damn it okay i am having trouble i'm having trouble with the bow apparently okay here we go guys what is this gift what is this gift read the tag okay i'll read the tag happy birthday i hope this one is loud enough from cochi i hope this one is loud enough what does that mean oh oh god it's not a hitachi magical what's wrong with you guys it's a microphone it's someone where you can hook it up and and be far away wireless microphone yeah look like thank you so much kochie that's awesome look at that and that is dull that's amazing thank you okay okay okay okay okay next next next next next next hey can someone check hey hey um my mom my mommy's my moddies can you check my alerts real fast all right it's working are my alerts working i think they are they are right okay good okay good okay everybody so thank you for watching for the lavalier mic okay [Applause] next pearl i can't have you on the table yo thank you so much for the kisses oh i know i know i cannot have you guys i can't have her on the table when i'm opening presents there's a knife okay open no you can't i don't i don't want my cat near my nice knife skills yeah yo thank you so much for the gift it's here so here do you guys wanna chat on the screen do you guys wanna chat on the screen you guys probably do right let me get chat on the screen for you guys um copy uh oh [ __ ] again face okay fine [Music] okay there we go [Music] [Music] okay where is this um i'm so confused scandius no effort okay come on that was some f that was so much window capture okay um [Music] are you fine fine i'll try i'll try again how about that i'll try again i'll try again [Music] yo thank you so much for the break i don't think i don't see the alerts do you guys see the alerts i don't see the alerts no yeah i don't see alerts anywhere yeah no alerts hold on let me let me fix that copy paste so i think it should be there try i think the alerts should work now if not i can always do this i can always do the do it this way okay yeah now i can now if somebody the alert sure watch out for it guys if the alerts don't work let me know okay if the alerts do not work let me know okay all right i'll put more i'll put more into the effort of dancing i promise okay fine five five five five okay [Music] okay there don't get upset by my dancing it's my boomer dance it's my boomer dance again [Music] okay done there you guys are gonna make me out of breath already all right thank you [Music] look look look a gift from you for you happy birthday technician from nelson happy birthday from nelson well thank you nelson i'm excited what is this oh wait what is this here it's a bunny it's a bunny hold on let's open this up it's a huh wait oh it's these things oh that's cute i don't know if me being 31 makes us cringey though is it okay if i can am i i think i might be too boomer for this oh my god it looks like he's saying hi hi oh dude it looks like a big alien like this this this is this vagina cavity and then these are the legs and it's saying hi hello hello what hello what do you mean why you just close you know no one sees this these are the legs this is the legs this is the crotch and this is the arms hello really no one else sees this okay fine um next stop you're cheating me stop it okay i've had i've had tylenol i've had i've had some cold meds watch all right let's let's open it up any guesses on what this might be any guesses what could this be clock now kids not everything is clock or [ __ ] okay not everything is penis not cocaine either oh [ __ ] i should check my door not door no not not doordash i don't not toward us and i'm not using doordash right now um i'm using uh yo thank you i'm not using what well [ __ ] i i hate i hate freaking instagram everybody i hate instagram so much ow ow okay let's open up oh this is nice everybody this is nice a gift for you hey mom yoona mikko technician happy 31st birthday to you may this book i read with my daughters hope you see yourself as an awesome human being you are muscle from germany from knobby knobs that's so sweet that is so sweet okay let's open this up maybe a story about the endless potential in all of us i can read this to my chat oh my god kids i could read this to my chat it's true yes oh do it okay chat maybe maybe have you ever wondered why you are here you are the only you there ever has been or ever will be you have so much to offer maybe you will invent something that no one has ever seen before wow maybe your buildings that reach high into the sky your life is yours try as many things as you can try see as much as you can see wow this book is really long i don't know how i'm gonna be able to read this there's not enough pictures it's too much words no no pictures goddamn it oh man [Music] okay um next whenever you go take your hopes pack your dreams and never forget it is on journeys how discoveries are made nice moves thank you i have i am a professional dancer did you guys know that i danced professionally for [Music] many years i am a black belt and dancing yeah thank you thank you very much okay next next everybody wow i have such a weakling i can only carry like three boxes at a time really let me show you guys my strengths should nico squeeze the paws of her cat you mean my bunny oh my god honestly honestly guys i think we should have a tripping counter how many times am i gonna trip this string oh god [ __ ] damn my my nail is just out ah again again [Music] awesome ah you guys i haven't worked out this much since like last year all right everybody let's open it up thank you so much for all you do for us we are so proud to see your awesome content you create and we would follow you to the end of the world we all love you and support whatever you do wait to the end of the world that's so romantic our technicians dance was improving oh thanks thanks guys that's so that's so nice oh my god another i've got another twix box do you know how much twix i have in my household i'm trying i'm still trying to eat all the twix buns for my last birthday holy [ __ ] another one [Music] let me see who is this thanks for any hours of entertainment here's just a small token of my appreciation ah i wish you a very happy birthday whenever the year ahead takes you i hope it's happy from mr live era stephen you're very sweet thank you so much literally sweet super sweet guys i actually have another one of these under my sofa for my last birthday now i have two happy birthday thank you so much stephen you're awesome eat them oh man you guys really want to grow me don't you grow a streamer oh thank you so much thank you so much for the gift sauce i appreciate it man reacts to justice i thought today dang why is your name so hard why can't you guys names be like john or david or something normal okay next okay i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding actually i'm not kidding no seriously why can't your names be like be like um cat or something okay cat who's son i'm just kidding okay anyway no i'm not joking no seriously i don't know how to read let's open this up open oh right hello hi thank you okay thank you thank you bye bye it's not zordas [Music] so yay guys it's my birthday i'm so old ah it's my birthday this is my birthday happy birthday to me let's open this up let's open let's open this open oh 31 indeed 31 in deep stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop what could this be another book wow you guys i love how all the books that are being sent to me are big picture books because you know i'm not much of a readiness so thank you guys it's for reals wait what is this oh no this is actually a reader's book i spoke too soon this was actually a readers book banish your inner critic hey that's kind of nice silence the voice of self-doubt unless you unleash your creativity and do your best work words words excellent oh [ __ ] [Music] okay that is your inner critic thank you so much for banish your inner critic and what do you do with an idea chad we have so many books that we can read i recently found your channel your content and interviews are some of the most entertaining things i've watched in a while thank you hope this year is even better for you and the channel stay safe less than three thank you so much mr bulgaria i appreciate it [Music] what do you do with an idea where did it come from why is it here i wonder what do you do with an idea there's a lot of reading here today okay guys what does the card say again i love it here [Music] thank you so much fanny i appreciate it i hope it helps with the development of self-compassion and appreciation for a remarkable creator you are so you'll be driven by your desire to create amazing things without fear or self-doubt from matt p thank you so much matt i appreciate it and now i'm getting really really hungry for some reason oh [Music] oh man i am so hungry why am i getting so hungry because of dancing that's true guys did you know that i exercised more than i have exercised in the last two weeks eat the twigs oh no i mean i have two boxes of twix snap i do need to work on it yo narcal getting 10 dear ones now thank you so much norm kill i appreciate it sir okay he lost left hand now all right what does that mean hey everybody you asked why we can have normal names like cat and i feel kind of personally attacked am i normal enough for you yes you are okay guess what this is guess what this is everybody okay no no it's on this i didn't guess what it is it's light and it's not broken okay let's open that up happy birthday content less than three thank you oh no [Music] okay cool oh no that's that's me doing the warm it's a very classic dance okay i'm sorry that you guys don't know about the dance move there we go opening the pockets now so costume for technicians kitty sorry miko from dr ruffles you know what applause is to me i have to pause with my cat she's gonna love this mostly me gonna love this look guys costume from pearl oh you guys are such coolers such coolers okay let's see hi it's my birthday today too i turned 27 could you raid my friends told lontwitch march 1st she doesn't know i'm asking for this i hope this is cool what wait say that way out confused what wait are you asking me for something on my birthday that's strange but i don't even know what he said to be honest i got confused sorry maybe you should ask it again with gift subs okay guys what's up oh this is super oh [Music] it's fur pearl [Music] okay i'm gonna put this on her later after stream and i'll take lots of photos this is so cute thank you so much thank you mr ruffles dr waffles thank you i'm hungry guys if i'm hungry i get grumpy i wanna doordash myself some good food hey norman berlin birthday to you mikko but even though it's your birthday you can't get away from from the epcock so listen carefully yep cocky at cocky suck your dust yep [ __ ] okay um next i'm gonna bring some more i'll bring some more packages i'ma break some more packages [Music] okay oh man look at this game is that scared my dance i haven't been this out of breath from a dance since two minutes ago five minutes ago all right opening up what could this be what could it be guys what do you think a broken a body pillow it's a big box yes what is this everybody by the way the address on here is my p.o box that's already public in case you know people are like oh hello it's already public everybody knows what no no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh it's a butt pill for the elderly thank you so much he saved my hips wait where is the didn't they write a card where's the card oh i guess they didn't want to show who they are but thank you so much mysterious santa my butt pillow for the elderly or amazon [ __ ] up jeff bezos [ __ ] this one up 31 what does it look like better yet what does it smell like [Music] i think as i age i think oh thank you so much holy [ __ ] that's so generous i think wow mortal as well take her happy birthday oh thank you you guys i'm noticing that as i grow older my jokes are becoming more and more boomer also not only that it's my ptsd my teal is ptsd oh well and and that my jokes are getting more and more bloomer yes true i need to drink water and i need oh yes and we still have art jokes to make sure that we are still in the chair wow it's so soft and squishy and cuddlable it feels like i still have a boyfriend yay and i'm not an old lonely [ __ ] okay i'm gonna put this over there okay ah let's open up this package what could this be what hair i'm so confused love your content it always makes me laugh from octopus grabs rush i like your usernames there oh wait it's not just the hair lion made oh the lion crosses the cats [Music] [Music] thank you so much i can't put this on you guys oh this is so cute i'm gonna put this on my cat and then um wait can i put this on kind of but that's not i'm not gonna try to steal my cat's clothes um but i think i can put this on my cat later and then we can take pictures let's do it let's do it okay i'm gonna drink water because did you know that humans need water to survive i don't know happy birthday from castle heads discord we love our protector of the friend zone and we enjoy it every time you come to chat i'm sorry castlehead is your best friend though hi castlehead who is that i'm sorry who is that huh no one important right okay let's uh let's i'm going to wait for my water and and was it was it castle it wasn't actually castle in it was actually castle head right was it was it castlehead oh it wasn't castlet oh it was steve oh oh steve thank you so much i thought i thought castle had actually donated so i was doing a joke to um to to jab him because that's our relationship but steve thank you so much for 100 i'm sorry steve i thought it was castle ed thank you so much steve but yeah if it was actually castlet i would have ignored it because that's how we show each other that we love each other me and caslitt and i that's our relationship all right i'm gonna drink some water hydration is important oh seventy seven thousand seven hundred and seventy seven jk [Music] okay cool off hey you guys are making me move today i usually i'm just like stationary like a plant and now i'm just moving everywhere okay everybody next present your moves are great [ __ ] really maybe i shouldn't lean on it like that okay let's open this hold on it's okay it's safe oh oh this is so nice and so perfect i actually needed this because because um instacart didn't didn't put these in thank you we can layer our cakes now thank you so much sir whoever got me this thank you oh there it is uh big bake some [ __ ] from dessert all right i'll bake some [ __ ] thank you this too i appreciate your your baking pans guys i'm a good biggest i have a good big brain guys if you guys are watching a 31 year old birthday and um and let's say that i'm your e-girl or whatever does that make you like does that mean that you guys are all like senior citizens just like in your retirement homes in your little wheelchair going like oh honey this is so nice clearly yeah oh geez oh no i'm not an east girl streamer okay i am a i am a respectable respectable woman that does respectable content that this here comes the cowboys here we go it's true all right hey thank you guys thank you i will big [ __ ] i will bake some [ __ ] oh this one's a dirty package can you be my boom alola i hope you have a good birthday happy birthday oh can i be your boomer sure i am everybody's boomer i'm not your girlfriend chuck i'm your boomer okay i am your pocket boomer oh no [Music] okay done oh man happy birthday thanks guys thank you ah all right guys this is everything i wanted technician happy birthday hope this doesn't make your baking too efficient we still need a few cake shows occasionally for the memes thanks for being such an inspiring smart and funny person from run at night you know guys this is really nice running night thank you you know even no matter how much tools you give me i'll never actually fix my baking skills so don't worry we will have many many cake fails guaranteed true yeah exactly l thank you so much absolutely love what you're doing with the stream cheers to the most talented and hardworking technician on twitch thank you sir i appreciate it okay guys question art mixing thingy into the h3 ethan sure if he wants to come on shade of evil nice kitty i wanna pat it happy b day btw happy birthday thank you so much for your 25 guys i like it when you guys say happy birthday to me and i like it more i realized when people chuck money while saying happy birthday wow what is this feeling is this what greed feels like okay look guys we are going to open up more uh more presents okay grabbing more presents happy birthday i'm 33 years old get off my lawn who did the farting thing who did that okay guys these are the last presents for today i believe we still have more but they will come later ah don't worry don't worry don't worry don't worry don't worry happy birthday i hope that you can enjoy your next year as much as you are enjoying today thank you i look forward to watching you more in the future thank you sir oh are you doing don't worry there'll be more there will be more more deliver happy birthday boomer we will save you a space for bingo in the retirement home happy birthday please make my money and feel good oh thanks anonymous i appreciate it bingo yeah you better run chat you better run all right opening this up ah this is what i've always wanted a dildo there's six different colors wow [Music] let's open it i heard you liked money in the birthday message so happy birthday let's see if you can go a year without being banned ken hey uncle thank you so much for your ride i appreciate it wow guys this is so cool i always wanted this oh does it oh you see charge now you guys can hear me from further away isn't that great now i can sing for you guys even more i'm perfect oh i love you guys so much oh wait who got me this where's my card where's my have fun with this from matt p wow another gift from matt p matt p you're a shrimp aren't you thank you so much i appreciate it matthew really really appreciate it this is actually something i really really wanted this is awesome thank you okay everybody more presents hmm this one is interesting for it's flat like my ass what could it be any guesses any guesses anybody blackmail what does it have like my leads in it all right let me see let me see oh oh that's what i've this is something i i was looking forward to pop quiz what's my favorite guys this is like a dildo to you i read someone in the chat going like yup dildo what kind of dildo are you guys looking at this how could this be shaped anything like a dildo no oh jesus your dicks must be so small if it can hit in this tiny thing all right oh who cost me this wait where is my car i must know okay fine five four five i'm sorry i'm starting love love asian ladies thank you so much i'm not allowed asian lady come on um in case you wanted some decoration from matt p third present from mattp you sir are king shrimp king shrimp thank you so much i appreciate it i think you might be beating out jordan in the in a king shrimp area matthew i really do appreciate it though this is awesome um what's my favorite movie you guys what's my favorite movie do you guys know let's lower the rings and look look at this amazing art that's gandalf it's gone i get the hint i get the hint you guys i know my interior design skills are not the best this is amazing so how do i put this up on the wall i only have duct tape would you guys be upset if i just like duct tape this onto the wall probably yeah afraid okay yeah i won't i won't duck i won't duct tape it it's batman wow i didn't know lower the rings that batman than that it's a cat oh wait no wait it's castle red holy [ __ ] it actually is castle oh my god amazing dollar for d all right that was a joke i'm not actually asking for a dollar for these but okay anyway all right everybody guys what could this be what another dildo wait whoops pick on pickle rick show microwave on pickle rick show microwave on pickle rick show microwave i'm pickle rich with microwave i'm pickle rachel microwave i'm pickle rick from oh my god thanks thank you i appreciate it you are i am you are pickle rick i see i see except so it's a knockoff version it's a pickle it's a yodeling pickle interesting choice of gifts [Applause] [Music] i've never tried a yodeling dildo before so thank you [Applause] [Music] i'll make sure to bring this in the bedroom next time i have a boyfriend all right next okay so the last two presents for today the last two presents for today hail hydro happy birthday technician thank you for the great content so far looking forward razor that's like hyper speed mouse wait what box is in the way oh that's like hyper speed yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah don't kick w you guys sometimes i'm a little blind okay i'm i'm 31 i'm a senior citizen okay if i can't see or notice something you gotta be you gotta be you know a bit more understanding click click from halcyon fairy thank you so much halsey i appreciate it next the last gift i think for this round happy birthday mikko from star buccaneers it is a digital kitchen scale i don't understand saved wait why i don't understand why do i need a kitchen scale to do what for drugs but i don't do drugs i mean i i take adderall prescriptions really drugs cocaine oh come on this is awesome thank you electricity digital's kitchen scale i can measure my kicks no not meth guys we don't make meth on this stream we do not make meth on this stream okay wow everybody this is all so cool i'm generous you guys this is super nice i feel like i have friends first birthday where i've gotten so many gifts from so many different people this is really nice and sweet thank you so much hi star buccaneer how are you doing hi rapunzel how are you doing so i promise i'm not sitting because i'm i got tired no i actually have a lot of stamina i just there was just i wanted to see what was under the table i like i like seeing what's under the table and that's why i i i crouched down yep that's right oh cute the village is it your birthday today it is my birthday tonight let me go see if there's any more packages if i had to pick my favorite gift out of every single one of the things i got today [Music] oh my god yeah tj bye for getting 20 subs thank you so much ct viper i appreciate it sir guys this this is my favorite thing that i got today now you guys can hear my voice in hd 4d hd i ordered you a gift and it said it was left in the mail room hopefully you get it eventually happy birthday anyways it should be it should come don't worry we're getting more packages today don't worry guys for the ones that uh where the where there was no package we're getting more packages throughout the day so it'll come all that will come um in fact let me check the front right here to see that i've gotten all the packages that i have so far and then i'm gonna actually text my manager to check up on that so don't worry they will come um oh my god all right so guys you can't see it but you guys triggered the uh one bit fart got 30 seconds to make me four through up through one bit and [Music] um i like how slobbies are giving me thumbs up as this was going on it's just like good job you're doing great okay uh next segment is the intense segment of cooking we're gonna cook we're going to bake we're going to bake my birthday cake but we're going to follow instructions well this time and we're going to make a good looking cake yo happy birthday appreciate happy birthday back to you too okay i do need to eat though cause i didn't i got up i couldn't sleep last night i was sick the last two days and last night i kept waking up because i wasn't feeling well still and so i runs uh i think i fell asleep around like five a.m but i like slept a lot during the day as well so it's like so i'm i'm a little rested but i kind of had to rush to stream so i actually did not get to eat so i'm going to heat up some food hungry how about some chick fill a little late i was going to just eat my freshly but it is my birthday it is my birthday but hmm what do you think what do you think okay how about we take it as a vote hey vultarius happy birthday new to the stream and was curious if you've heard of the streamer sushi dragon he is very eccentric and uses a lot of virtual aspects in his show even from a technical standpoint i think you both would have a lot to talk about in a co-lab hashtag i love sushi if you'll just answer my dms i'm kidding i i love sushi well uh she's a busy boy though he's hard to get a hold of but i will i will actually reach out type one or two one is doordash or two freshly okay the crowd is answered everybody wants doordash doordash it is cool now what should i get what should i get huh weird oh weird weird weird weird guys i promise i'm not sitting because of my stamina i promise i'm i'm just sitting because i like sitting oh look i found this on the floor wow that's why that's why i went down there crap to grab this that was on the floor okay everybody i'm gonna put this over there i'm gonna put this i'm gonna put these baking stuff over here because i'm going to need to use it and then i'm going to bake i'm going to make i'm going to put the other stuff over there did you know that cleaning is a good thing it should always stay clean [Applause] [Music] [Applause] ah

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Length: 73min 29sec (4409 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 02 2021