DOES THIS MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE?!

hello oh hi yvonne can you see me yes i can okay thank you technician for all that you do the community will be with you always just be you ah there we go yvonne hi hello oh my god your room it's so beautiful it's like a unicorn oh thanks yes i tried this time the one time i tried to make my room look good can you can can technician take you can she steal you her place looks like a garage it's disgusting oh my god okay you know what if they really need help you know it might be time oh my god dude you have no idea how disgusting our place is it's bad it is terrible yvonne how are you good how are you i'm doing great um are you familiar with me by any chance um i've heard that i heard gara talk about when he had an interview with you yeah yeah so um it gets a little bit crazy in here sometimes okay you know i i could do crazy yeah yeah chad has these like see how there's a menu oh oh yeah yeah sometimes chad does some funny stuff in here so it might get a little bit chaotic sometimes okay um i guess i'm looking forward to dead body explosion that one is a classic lots of lots of see there's one right here oh beautiful right i see yeah do you normally have that you normally have the dead yeah in the bedroom i do i collect them and now there's random bats because of a bug one second not scuffed at all so yvonne nice to see oh by the way and there's sometimes my chat uh does these vote box things where they like vote they type on something they vote um if it's inappropriate i usually just close it right away um but just fyi like stuff like that does happen and here we go here's one [Music] goodbye [Music] oh my god yup yup yup yup that's my stream there's my chat now you know the chaos i can ensue from this goddamn i'm sorry sorry this one is very sticky oh yeah okay that one that dead body stayed around a bit yeah yeah that one yeah you didn't know when to leave so now it's a necrophilic orgy's dream yeah yeah exactly yeah i don't know what their dream is normal is like but i think now i know and i'll have a visual image yeah this this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable right no no okay i i want to be very comfortable comforting for my guests yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's very comfy right now despite the dead bodies you know what it's almost as if they they're not here just pretend you have necrophilia okay yeah that works yeah yeah exactly i knew yeah so miss yvonne i had to die oh okay coming back after you die right yep okay [Music] wow this is an amazing welcome it was quite the entrance yep quite the entrance courtesy of my chat good job chat so yvonne my show is basically called mikko makes friends okay i'm desperate oh i want to be friends with everyone you know i like that that's forward i want to make friends too yeah i'm a v tuber that wants to make friends with all humans so today's goal is to make you my bff okay okay like so um so um what do what do bffs do at first we have to get to know each other yeah yeah yeah so okay let me ask the first question who are you why are you here why have you come okay well what do you want you [Laughter] i'm here because you asked me to come on the show so like i got really excited and i was like oh yeah i'm so excited i've never done this before you know so then um i'm uh i'm yvonne i had ice cream some uh legal legends and valorents and like other games here and there you know just random stuff whatever is fun with friends mostly yeah gaming yeah yeah yeah games wait but we're on twitch yeah why why are you playing games on twitch yeah i don't know it's kind of weird i think i should do something else but for some reason i just lean to games i i can't help it yeah did you know that the new meta these days is hot tub streaming i oh not seen any hot tub streams but you know oh i did not know that was the meta no i did not come come i will show you i will take you to your first hot tub stream are you ready yes i am ready why am i muted oh my goodness hot steamy romance [Music] [Music] my computer is very fast [Music] [Applause] welcome to ah sorry sorry sorry sorry yvonne oh oh welcome to my hot tub stream yvonne oh my god i'm here i know it's so intimate this is your first hot tub stream isn't it yeah it is this is a new meta now what do you think it's pretty cool i like it you like it yeah the water is really realistic right yeah it is people say that my water looks like mercury what do you think oh i don't really know exactly what it looks like but it doesn't oh um hmm that was great i like it yeah thank you yeah i had like being here a lot oh yvonne tell me about your streaming life when did you start streaming uh a while ago but it was always very on and off it wasn't anything crazy or consistent i don't even think i really started streaming more consistently until until the last year or two yeah maybe i can't remember a bad memory what would you say is the best favoritest part about streaming [Music] the favorite part or the best part is just it's probably the most generic answer or the most simple answer but you know it's just being able to play games with friends right and then like you do it as your job yeah that's true playing games with friends having fun with community yeah also yelling at them yeah i really like yelling so dude therapy sometimes when you get to yell at people i don't really get that because i'm actually a really quiet streamer oh yeah my child tells me that i'm not very loud yeah i could tell i could tell i agree my chat also tells me that i'm not very loud they also say i am very quiet as well so i think we have that in common we're already getting up sorry sorry sorry my chat's telling me that my chat is telling me that i'm being loud no you're not you know what you have to do sometimes if this are dominance and show them who's the boss that's right wait that might be what they what wait oh no okay they they they think it's a good punishment okay okay did you ask for it they're like okay please sit on my face oh yeah yeah we learned so much yeah yeah yeah here let's go back to our own house uh let's go back oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] where's my mouse where's my mouse where's my mouse where's my mouse where's my so we're leaving the hot tub yes we are oh yes i have the burnt book oh actually there's a bug can i one second i gotta fix one small thing i'm back hello we're back so they they were saying that um i'm sorry i have to be muted chat fine i will mute myself i will do it for you guys okay we have to stay muted or i have to stay me to 30 seconds okay okay [Music] okay all right now that i'm back so yvonne yeah hmm we need to be best friends okay okay what else do we need to do in order to be best friends hmm girl talk we can talk about boys oh my god i could i hate okay this is too i'm not too really too like sorry what's wrong i hate you hate men no i was not gonna say that i was gonna say i really i hate nothing oh okay you know what you do yeah me too yeah oh my god freaking ugh they can't they keep killing my egg what oh oh what does your egg do does it happens or something ah it's a it's supposed to hatch into a dragon but they keep making an omelet out of it wait i want to see the dragon how do you get the dragon well it's so the egg needs to be taken care of for 30 days and depending on how they take care of it the type of dragon is gonna you know pop out there's blizzard dragon fire dragon and scuffed dragon and straight white male dragon so currently right now yeah by the look of things because they have killed the egg multiple times it looks like we're gonna have a scuffed dragon oh i mean if there's a scuff dragon or an omelette maybe an omelette what what are you an almond one too why does everybody want omelette i mean if it's an omelet at least you could eat it right well if it's a dragon you can you can ride it i mean true but then a scuff dragon you probably wouldn't trust riding it huh because you know what if you die yeah scuff dragon might not be able to fly well that's why i wanted to get a normal straight white male dragon but no [Music] no just a i guess you have the other stuff you have to go for the other stuff you know let's talk about hmm what do girl besties talk about oh so i have boyfriend applications oh okay i've been going through them recently trying to find my right type of chat and um for some reason i got so many fairy applications oh yeah hmm so um what what what are your what have you learned that you needed like what are some things that they have to have hmm they have to be smart okay yep but smart is good stupid at the same time okay can be stupid but if like actually smart um well no no no no no i prefer no i'm actually no because because if the man is smart then no no no no no that's too much that's not too smart not too dumb no no no no no no i want one that is really really stupid okay i want a boy who is so stupid no no no no no hold on hold on i want him hmm okay really stupid i just don't i just don't want them to find out that i'm crazy okay okay smart smart but stupid enough to like us yeah that is that's that's a good that's that's that that's what it is right another oh mint chocolate chip oh mint chocolate [Applause] hmm what else do i look for in a man um what about looks do you care about looks i don't care about looks okay i care about their dick okay yeah like height like uh no no no they're peanuts i i need it to be at least above average okay okay 8.1 8.1 reach for the skies i said that's pretty isn't that pretty pretty big like i want a man to be able to stand on his own dick like have three legs not just two yes yes yes i get that yeah okay i want a man who can do push-ups with his own dick um so they have so they must work it out often exactly let's see i see oh man you know i have to tell you something i don't have that many female friends oh yeah i didn't either i didn't either wait really yeah i i grew up uh having more guy friends and girlfriends wait same yeah so you relate yeah i i played badminton and not that many girls i knew played badminton at the time so then uh there's always more guys in the group there's still girls but not as many hmm what do you think so it was just that you had no access to women um well it depends i also didn't have some good girlfriends and that also uh and then i got into gaming and i had even less girlfriends because most of the people that i met were guys but then now i have amazing girlfriends that um rejuvenated me and restored my faith in people i really want more female friends and also i've been trying to get my audience in a balance okay yeah currently right now my viewers are 99.5 male okay i want to have at least 90 percent men and 10 women i know it's reaching for the skies but i feel like i can do it we're getting there we're getting there so what do you think give me some advice what do you think i should okay more male audience huh well i'm not really good at that either i die also mostly guys i may have been getting more girls lately which is great but it might be because uh well my aesthetic is very like a lot of girls can relate to yes yeah so maybe that's the thing maybe drawing some more lately but um wait do you think my interior design skills is flawed to get ladies i think how much i think this is lady chick magnet don't you think so you know this room like um look maybe a guy brought you back to their place like this is what it could look like no look check it out i've got i was told that poke lol is a handsome fellow and that you know women are really into poke law so look i got i got bedroom okay sleeping pillow wear and you know a blanket wear of his face no i don't know how to tell you this but um i don't think that's it i i thought that ain't it that ain't it you gotta take them out you gotta take those out gotta get rid of those okay gotta get your life together if you want the girls you can't be having that everybody yeah i you know someone has to tell you i will tell you you gotta get you gotta take them out who should i swap it with um swap it with uh gosh who's it who's it let me think let me think it has to be streamer yeah streamer yes um you know to get girls yes i think i do think psychonaut is a good one yeah yeah if i plaster my entire environment with cycuno's face yeah would that seem a little creepy though yes it would but it would get the girls it could get the girls also creepy creepy but also might be able to get girls yes hmm so it's like the you know i would be willing to be a little bit on the creepy side to get my women yeah yeah actually you know you might sometimes huh actually no you shouldn't be creepy to get you women yeah you should not yeah yeah no wait what if i tattoo seikuna's face on my face that's not creepy belly maybe belly button maybe and then the button could be the mouth you know what maybe let's just not do anyone's face on anything and we just get really cute bed sheets how about that yeah this is really cute yeah with sai kuno's face on it he's super cute [ __ ] yeah yeah but not creepy at the same time so maybe instead of psycuno's face we put a 2d anime character on it how about that ah more weeb but that's going to attract more coomers oh you know there's this did you know that there's this thing called hentai yes i have heard of that yeah believe it or not they draw boobies no they do they draw boobies and some of our chat members watch oh my god i know by the way am i clear on your side uh yeah okay cool yeah i never would have thought my own chair members yeah that's uh i can't i can't believe it i i can't complete it either so yvonne you are part of this gang called otv how long have you been a gang member for oh well it's been a it's been a good uh three years three years i can't wait one more one more month and it'll be three years what are some secrets that this mafia has that us streamers no one knows some secrets huh well you know how does a v tuber like me infiltrate into this mafia you know the thing is sometimes it's better to not be a part of it because once you're in they don't let you out without without a price what's the price you'll never know but because because if i tell you if i tell you i might be one of those bodies on your stream yep so oh my god yeah it's uh you know sometimes we gotta be real careful real careful around here wait so otv do you guys all live together uh toast and uh pokey aren't with us right now they live in uh coasts in canada and pokey is she has her own house and then the rest of us live together oh me scarra lily and michael and then brodens with us sometimes oh i see so it's like a sleepover every day yeah a sleepover do you guys have yep i am in the basement wait what i like i i i like the basement i'm a basement dweller they gave me the basement what what is there something wrong with basements oh no no no no no it's just that's where i keep all my mods your mods yeah or the wardrobe okay like do you like eat them occasionally or does offline tv feed you ah um do you eat do you feed your mods do you eat your mods imagine feeding your mods i'm giving them one grain of rice why aren't they feeding you well they feed me starbucks you know sometimes like starbucks cuny help getting out of offline tv oh whoa whoa whoa well [Music] oh it's it's like the connection is oh it's our internet dude i'll find tv internet um yes but uh michael just gave me my food for the week hold on a second is michael downloading some robotic porn right now um no but he gave me dog food wait for what it's my feed for the week oh my god michael reeves yeah yeah so uh you know i mean it's more than what i give my mods yes that's that occasionally plus starbucks oh man that michael reeves yeah yeah he's something else yeah who's michael reeves who is michael reeves you say well how do i describe him hmm have you ever seen like a really angry harry potter before yes yes like a imagine a really angry harry potter who sometimes does who like looks like he does drugs oh wait wait wait i know what you're talking about i've seen him i've seen him also build uh robots and stuff yeah okay now i know who you're talking about michael of course yes yes lily's boyfriend yes yes yes yes i'm michael now it's clear to me sophie are you gonna eat your dog food right now uh no no my cat is trying to get to the bag so i'm trying to stop oh my goodness oh cutie pie dude what is her name uh so me so me oh whose cat is cuter whose cat's better yours are pokeman oh well no i got safe uh pokey was one that inspired me to get to get some so oh come on you have to see your own child uh yep toby saw me your own child yeah yeah uh i see why now parents you know i see why my mom always uh hit on me all the time it's really easy to [ __ ] on your own kids were you ever did you ever have a mom that where you felt like your your mom liked your friend more than you yes yes my mom was always always like oh my god look at them they clean all the time oh they do this wow they're so great look at you you're lazy what do you do yeah yvonne not according to your room uh-huh your room is beautiful my mom my mom would probably pick you as her favorite child oh i was this is don't let this deceive you when i even three years ago i was i'm i don't know if you would have if you would say the same thing yeah would you are you the type that shoves one mess to the other corner of the room i definitely did that i definitely did there's a closet under my bed like uh everything on my desk i had i i i'm not gonna say i was the cleanest that's uh all i'm gonna say technicians like that she just shoves one thing into her kitchen then when it's time to stream she shows her living room and then when it's not time to stream anymore she shoves it back to the living room yep yep ah so yvonne hmm girls what do girls like [Music] makeup tutorials i did binge a lot of makeup tutorials before wait wait you do makeup tutorials no no no i did not do oh oh god i need help i do not i i i can't be the one doing the makeup tutorial but i watch them i watch them a lot and that still couldn't save me all girls are super into them me too yeah they're just like cool to watch yeah so maybe i just need to become a makeup tutorial channel you know i like your channel i i think girls girls would like your channel too you could do your own thing that makes it so that you know you know the the first move just the bed sheets the bed sheets right bed sheets okay first step all right what about i get a cardboard cutout of um who's a hottie um a cardboard cutout the heartthrob the ones that all girls like like one direction back then they they would put them like posters on their walls one direction aren't are they still around i have no [ __ ] clue but now modern day one direction might be like [ __ ] i don't know who's who's it now is it shawn mendes or is even not even um what about anime boys yeah those ones too okay just a bunch of that's anime boys is easy bts that's right [ __ ] dude that's all i need to do that's it that's all we did bps on the wall they killed my egg again oh it's omelette nobody froze it exicle all right let me i'm gonna lay some lay another there we go uh your one direction with tampons i'm sorry what one direction holding a box of tampons um no let's not do that why not why not wait wait i can't hear you okay well that's because i'm not saying anything it's really hard that you that one got me that one got me i am a tiny bit speechless i don't know um okay sorry trying to make girlfriends um bts poster no no bts poster with tampons just bts yes just bts just bts yeah just beach yes and um let's see let's see what else is there uh uh i don't like um we like talking a lot about boys sometimes yeah i like talking about boys that's one thing you know technician recently got a boyfriend how does she trap him you want trap him like yeah mousetrap no no no like like get him to marry her uh marry her yeah okay it's been we've been they've been dating for one day one day i think it's been one day and a half and want to trap him into marriage yes i see i see um okay i think this is this is a fairly popular one okay is they date for like maybe a year to four plus years no wait that many yeah so that's that's a that's a really long like planned out trap okay and you show love and affection and uh loyalty love and affection yeah that's like a that's like the the extremely long con trap so that that that gets marriage yeah wait wait wait wait wait wait marriage wait wait are you saying that technician has to put an effort and give love and affection [Music] a little bit yeah i know i know it's a lot yeah so but that's that's the a pretty good plan it kind of it kind of works i thought i thought that i thought that all all technicians had to do was just show booba uh yeah they could do that too you know they could do that maybe they could do that and then go to vegas and then like get it done asap what if what if she only shows one booba like just the left booba and they make the right booba a complete mystery as long as the other person is okay with that then yes that sounds great it could totally work out that's how you trapped him because he he'll get so he'll be so intrigued and so curious you know what the right football looks like no the other booba exactly i committed yes if they're that committed then yes it could happen yeah that is also method number two yeah method number two yvonne i'm sad what what's wrong what's wrong tell me who did it tell me i just i just feel like i i want more women in my life oh well that that uh well you don't thought that that was me too that was me too yeah what about this uh what hello you know i am surprised that you want women in your life when you have that i could not that not get them okay that too yeah yeah i'm a skanky clown because i'm showing my elbows or my my arm look oh that's not it that's gonna you're showing you're showing some skin there i don't know that's definitely not a bug um yvonne do you like clowns um i didn't mind them but i kind of like them less and less and less and less when i was a kid like i was actually okay with them clowns are fine um my dad invited a clown to my birthday party and then he had he had milk that came out of his finger milk that came out of his finger yeah he like had a cup and then he put his finger like into the cup and then milk squirted out of it okay okay hold on a second what's this where did your dad find this clown um i have no clue i have no clue was he funny at least i don't remember i think he just like he just made some balloons and did the milk thing and then we had a cake made in a shape of pikachu okay what's his name pedo by any chance i don't think so i don't think so okay all right well just just make sure that if you're ever hiring a clown make sure his name doesn't have pedo in it okay i'll double check with that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i just want to appeal to women i think you do i think you do really yeah i mean you look really good in your costumes hey do you have a cosplay uh i did once for show and that was it what did you cosplay us i was uh caitlin costume steve keating league of legends you become a robot oh no one second oh my phone i called my connections a little bit rough that might be my connection too the greatest lately tell michael reeves to stop downloading porn okay well you can download porn later there's always enough point to go back [Music] yeah oh i cannot make out what you're saying no i made out that though okay i'm glad test okay there we go now you're clear michael ray has finally listened so yvonne are you okay am i okay being trapped by otv in the basement being fed dog food yeah i mean at least it's uh organic dog food complete and balanced for all stages of life ah all natural no synthetic vitamins wow that's actually premium dog food yeah so at least they get me the good [ __ ] that's more nutrition than technicians been getting lately been growing really yeah she's not even pregnant she's been eating yeah she's been eating chicken wings left and right eating french fries she's growing girl oh my god good for her i know pretty soon when she sits on chat's face she'll actually be able to crush them oh that's what they've always wanted exactly oh yeah she needs to she needs to watch it the suit's starting to get tighter and tighter yeah that's uh that's also been me lately i had a really uh bad week so then i was like you know i'm gonna order some food and then i ordered food for the rest of the week and then i was like and then i felt bad about eating food for a week like that so then i was like oh well okay yes i need to get together girl do you have a door dash addiction uh it's not an addiction it's not i know what i'm doing i i could stop at any time you know i could stop it's not that hard you have a doordash addiction you sound just like the technician are you sure i mean like can you stop today yeah i can stop today heavy doordashing food today no and i wasn't going to are you door dashing right now no are you lying to me no i would never lie to you on our first bff date ever did you know that technician once spent three thousand dollars in them in one month on doordash three thousand dollars on what well she had a boyfriend during this time so she would buy meals for her and her boyfriend and then she would snack all day with boba and then whenever she felt like eating something else she would buy something else indoor anyway it was i see i see yeah yeah you know what you know what she's living her best life right that's what i've been telling her so she should you continue have but chat's always like no think about 36k a year a year so 3 000 times 12. oh like for the uh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay yeah that's true you could save money but the time you don't think about that the time you're thinking about i just want this also saving money is so 2008. that's what i'm saying like i think the money was so like you know saving money ago exactly now it's about uh uh yes the wanderlust and uh leaving your corporate job and going to uh travel the world going out there yeah going in debt so you can post those pictures to your instagram exactly you ain't living unless you're in debt yeah and on social media and even even twitch is like hey gamble those channel points true they do do that sure no they do do that exactly you know all you gotta do is just get a rich daddy anyway hmm what or think about this you could be the daddy technician is already daddy okay yeah she's already the daddy okay okay you could be you could be the mommy you could be the mommy she is already the mommy she's hot she mean both she's a pimp oh okay yeah that explains it okay exactly look america is land america is land america is land okay america is land america is land and on the land of america we do not we do not let all right we did not let these rich rich rich rich rich rich mommies take over our stance of having rich daddies you're so confused we don't oh yeah no i knew exactly what you're talking about that's okay that's k kona okay kona like you know you know that cowboy never mind ah i'm sorry no no worries i am i i i was falling i pay attention in class all the time school was my strongest sub uh thing yeah that's okay we can just talk about girl stuff ah no america okay kona i mean i'm i'm i'm from canada so canada yeah what's it like in canada well there's less people there uh our dmv doesn't take like three hours for someone to do something um we have poutine and tim hortons and there's a lot of uh grass and green and everything everywhere and the air is pretty fresh you also have poutine yeah poutine i love canada yeah i've never been to canada though oh you should definitely go why'd you move to the u.s um for the gaming stuff oh what game um well i was staying in norcal for a bit and then i moved to la to work with otv so as well it was a variety of games and stuff but just being in gaming and stuff oh that's awesome my favorite game is animal crossing i loved animal crossing yeah oh another one to add to the bts poster wall you add a picture yeah yeah you gotta add add one of celeste and one of rosie and another one that's your favorite we have celeste my favorite animal crossing character and then your favorite animal crossing character on the wall that will get okay bts animal crossing um okay okay okay got it gotcha what about candy crush that's just a normie game isn't it yeah yeah yeah we don't put that one up there we don't yeah yeah yeah sorry we're jam sorry no it's all good it's so good you're learning you're learning i am learning i'm smart i have good big brain you know yeah yeah yeah you do i mean you look at this this is big brain i mean i just live here oh you just live here let's turn on my pc look this is my pc this my gaming pc what do you think about it it doesn't look like the pc i gotta say what does it look like then that's my pc if you didn't tell me that was a pc i wouldn't have guessed ah my pc can run solitaire zoom calls oh the old windows pinball machine game discord yup okay and and it can also uh we can also do um um um um um um um um roller coaster tycoon what about sims in the lowest graphics setting yeah nice okay good enough then you know what i'll consider that a pc yeah it can also run internet explorer not chrome okay let's be real chrome is hard on even gaming pz okay yeah yeah i don't know what google is doing we're asking for a bit much yeah yeah true very true yep it's true ah let's let me sing hmm favorite ice cream generic ice cream mint chocolate chip dude you know what that's not that generic you know technician's favorite is vanilla okay yeah yeah that's it okay out of the neapolitan ice cream the vanilla the strawberry the chocolate which one strawberry actually mine was strawberry and vanilla one of those two dude i love a good strawberry vanilla milkshake oh this is so good it's so great yeah i can't only sometimes only sometimes sugar i want to go get doordash right now oh so um when you said technician was the one that has the problem with doordash are you saying that this technician code word for you or no no no no no technician is the female director yvonne you've never seen my stream oh [ __ ] well to be fair i never said that um but i said that scara told me about it true yeah see i don't lie it's our first date i would never lie to you technician is the woman behind code mikko she makes me no that's not me i'm i'm migo and technician is technician two different people because i'm miko like like like i'm a virtual character i'm technician is 30 years old like girl i am like a 22 year old young hip youtuber christopher i see you laughing what are you laughing about i saw that can i do that can i like good not be 30 and then go and be a 22 year old girl okay no i am a separate person then technician i am a different being what i am and you also don't have a doordash addiction i do not have any addiction for i am i am perfect you know [Music] i personally personally personally yeah think that being in your 30s yeah is a blessing i haven't felt that blessing yet no no no no no no it's a blessing okay it's a blessing because um you okay okay okay it's a blessing because um you're alive you're alive are you really alive if you're dead inside okay but okay okay okay um you might be a little bit dead inside but 90 is alive on the okay you're right yeah yeah no it's okay yeah we already already lived technically so it's okay i don't have anything to worry about because i'm 22. [Music] no addictions or anything either yeah no no no no no i'm addicted [Music] okay you too wow okay yeah yeah [Music] i love your hair oh thanks you're growing really fast aren't you okay you don't have to put it that way okay it's also dyed gray hair yeah i haven't found i haven't found a real gray hair yet all right i still got many years to go i forgot about a good whopping i don't know 50 years under my belt yeah [Music] because i'm i'm not even i'm not even anything yet i'm still i'm still a kid do you want a mom do you want to be a mom i'm sorry eventually maybe actually i was thinking about it before i used to be sure but now i'm like huh do i want them do i want a kid sometimes you think because it's so much better if you're taking just care of yourself it's so easier right yeah yeah it is it's like i could go on vacation whenever i want i don't have i can do anything whenever i want like i don't have to be responsible wow not being responsible for something sometimes that's so important uh it seems like it could be good could be chill would you ever be a sugar mom no no no why not i never thought about it but i don't like the idea i mean technician is a sugar mom technically hmm [Music] all right maybe let me let me okay let me think let me think no i want to be for me myself i could do it true yeah absolutely but if you're a sugar mom you are the the the the boss the bread winner right mm-hmm oh you you would be you mean yeah yeah yeah so that's kind of cool how about i just be alone for the rest of my life and i'm always my own boss and just have lots of cats exactly and cute animals that'd be kind of sick you're the boss forever and you have and you're the boss with a bunch of cute animals i love cute animals yup well i have kids cats whatever it is pets are also your kids technically right they can count yeah all you have to do is change change the mm-hmm raise your dog yeah tell them it's a good poochie and then you get more yeah sometimes they have poop stuck on their fur oh yeah those ones those old dingleberry stuff yep oh i love animals me too i like that you know technically chat's like our pet true yeah chad yeah chad's like our you know they're like on my little animals yeah like when you say kw they say he kicked up you that's true right yeah guys oh do you want to see a trick that they can do chat speak yeah and also look watch this chat roll over roll over oh [Music] they're rolling over yeah that's so cute they're adorable yeah okay good job chad good job i learned that from box box oh and then i trained them you give them treats when they now no oh okay yeah yeah [ __ ] treats that's right okay cool they always try to silence me they can do that they could just whenever they can mute me whenever they want what yeah they think i'm loud and obnoxious i don't know why they think that i don't know i don't want it i'm trying to tell them that i'm very soft spoken i think so too that's kind of weird yeah so you've gone mm-hmm how long are you gonna be an offline tv for um i don't know for as long as i can is it is it like um is it like how does it actually all work uh well basically it's like a group of creators that get together make youtube videos and stuff and i just i help manage um more back-end stuff of it and then like so like uh they so it's just like we create videos or like merch and other things just to do just a bunch of friends who just want to do cool stuff together and like make cool things oh that's awesome yeah so you can be so okay so it's like um it's like an organization that you can be with okay that's really cool eskaras is scarra really the father of otv uh if there had to be one he for sure would be yeah scarlet's badass is he badass no no skara gara scara scarlet how would you three words describe scara he yells at me all the time wait he yells at you yeah so maybe he's he's a yeller wait what does he say what does he yell at you about um i don't know i just hear him yell my name a lot come on [Laughter] okay like he says in different ways you know depending on what kind of uh thing it is yeah well what kind of thing is wait what do you mean um like for example like if i make a really uh bad play it'll be like yvonne or then if he's like if it's like a me like where are you type of thing in the house it's like yvonne if it's like um so or let me think of the other ones like or oh when he's about to say something like sarcastic about himself that like something or maybe he's like dead inside or something it'll be like ah yvonne so oh that that's when you're in trouble oh no that's not that's usually him talking about himself yeah oh i see i see i see yeah ask about toast chad's saying that toast yosa you more oh yeah he does what yeah what does he do he um when well we uh play league together and then he yells at me to rotate to dragon when sometimes you know it's not me okay it's not me it's the dragon timing and he thinks that he could just yell at me and say bond come to dragon but sometimes i can't go to dragon because i'm doing stuff in my lane after he's you have to look at lane things i'm trying to look at my lane and then so he tells me from rotate to drag and watch rotating i'm like i can't rotate right now because i have to push the lane in and then it just keeps going and he does it every game goddammit next time next time he says that to you and complains about the dragon you tell him dragon these knights i know i know that yes yes geez i try to tell them all the time freaking toast i know i'm sorry you have to deal with that yvonne it's okay it's okay it's just one of those things you know one day i'll get better how's lily doing um i think she's good you two are the only ladies in the house in the house yep just me and her and i used to be next door to her but now she's um all like at our previous houses we were a lot closer we were always like on the same floor actually the first house we were both in the basement together and it was amazing because both our doors were like right next to each other and as if either of us left our room we would have to see each other oh yeah but now uh she's at the top and i'm uh a basement so it i like she she's upstairs and so it's like i don't see her as often trust me that one that that floor level is a difference what does devon what does lily like tammy michael uh maybe maybe you can bring maybe you can tie up michael and put him you know next to your door oh well i didn't think of that one that's you know that might be a good idea she'll have to come down for sure yeah lily trash you're right a lily trap yeah because they tried trapping me with starbucks and now i will reverse trap wait they try to stop what happened tell us oh well um michael had an extra starbucks and so he went and uh and he he put the a box with like a with a with a string thing you know when it's on this room when you pull it it like drops the box so he had that and he put like a starbucks drink underneath it and put it he made it outside my door so if i ever went to go for the starbucks drink to go reach my arm in and grab it and he would pull the string and try to trap me that's inhumane oh was it hmm you need to grab michael i do yeah grab michael and put him in your room and it'll be a lily trap that actually would work you know that would work but it isn't also um a kidnapping also illegal it is oh maybe only if they find out i guess kidnapping is a kink oh i kid that my mods all the time oh yeah okay no no michael is a free man we should we should we should just let it we shouldn't we shouldn't use him as trap to get lily yeah we shouldn't we shouldn't yeah no that would be wrong that would be bad you're saying no to kidnapping no no ticking napping what about what if uh hmm what the hell does lily like um music drawing good food good food maybe you could have food good food in your room and then maybe she'll smell it and come down i think um i'd have to like put it outside her door and then have her notice it and then slowly bring it down yeah like that trail of food yeah a trail oh man i think that will work hey it's easy to it's easy to lure me in to be honest oh okay yeah what are your baits i got none what i'm pretty desperate when it comes to wanting friends so we offer like a little bit of the affection yeah that's it and uh and uh loyalty and trust and then you know you're there you just yeah a little bit of that that's all i need okay that's pretty easy you're right pretty simple i also really like i also am a fiend i'm a fiend for chocolate oh okay well chocolate will probably be faster than that the others take a bit more time yeah so i guess if we wanted like a like a like a really fast way to to yoink you then then all right chocolate's easy packs of chocolates and then doordash free credit to doordash you know that that vow really that's it that's the goal you and you and the technician are pretty similar we have similar interests and you guys you guys seem to be very similar um indeed stop you've never seen my stream you don't know how similar or dissimilar we are i mean just by like you describing you know like i feel like i i know you both kind of weird yeah i feel like i know you both now it's almost as if you guys could possibly be the same person we're not the same person yeah yeah but possibly because you guys are so similar we're not the same person it's very very very important two different characters anyway yvonne you were you thank you so much for coming did you enjoy the interview i did i did thank you so much for having me it's kind of chaotic and kind of crazy isn't it it is but in in a good way in a really good way oh thank you yvonne mm-hmm i'm so happy that now i think i just increased my knowledge of making friends by 50 bts poster bts poster animal crossing animal crossing posters celeste starbucks starbucks starbucks starbucks that oh if you buy them starbucks first off you know instant friends instant friends and friends also preferably if it was the ice matcha green tea latte with an extra skillet you really know your starbucks just a little bit just a little bit i don't get it that often but just like occasionally if i do that's the one i like how often is occasionally uh just occasionally just occasionally every week you don't have to get into the device got it got no no one cares anyway exactly yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yvonne thank you so much for coming you've been you've been a sweetheart i know i'm a little bit like blind but i hope you still enjoyed it no i enjoyed it i enjoyed it a lot and thank you so much for asking me come on it was very nice thank you goodbye

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Length: 75min 14sec (4514 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 21 2021