Reviewing Boyfriend Applications

all right guys we are going to continue on with our boyfriend applications ah the stock guy is the only fox i agree the stock guy is the only fox oh man that is hilarious that is hilarious see here here's the thing like if you don't want to be called up if you don't want to be called out on it don't make the post so funny okay if you don't want to if you don't want to be called out on it why why make your post so hilarious just just make it like a normal post it's so funny like it's oh it's so funny that it's like it has to be it has to be shared anyway all right let us read the boyfriend applications okay here we go everybody here we go all right here we go hmm what is your twitch username carly801 um how long have you been streaming for seven months almost enough time to cook out a baby 25 years old and let's see his screenshots okay that's offensive to shrek all right let me go keep going he's not desperate he's not even us um so much to love okay guys is my screen really bright my screen's really bright isn't that oh well um you see my truck cosplay i also have already had the bad novo virus so i think that makes me mean right i can fight in 1v1 never seen a naked woman minks is a great streamer hairy plump and lovely oof he's one of those one of the butthole harriers i respect women okay i can turn my eyelids inside out and can almost do the slips okay that's i can turn my eyelids inside out and can almost do those lips despite being like fat as okay look listen this is a boyfriend application all right why does this why is this attractive to me no that's that's gross no wonder you've never seen a naked woman in your life don't do that dude well you can do that your own time this is kind of hot i have been a big youtube frog and you only recently found you on twitch all i want to say is i'd be a great boyfriend i live in northern ireland and you live in the virtual world i can search you out with a visa in the uk and he says my why do i need to go to the uk if i'm virtual just give me a map and a selection tool that's all i need oh guys people don't understand that i am a virtual human and who watches youtube with that said guys follow my youtube channel [Music] www.youtube.com posting great videos we need more watch time i hear something that i've not realized here's something i realized everybody i have i am a [ __ ] lord it's true i am a [ __ ] lord i don't want to be a [ __ ] lord anymore i want to be a respectable streamer like ludwig not sleeping constantly streaming never stopping the very best like no one ever was you know i heard from you know what miss gift told me about why ludwig is you know what miskit told me why lovewig is doing this uh subathon thing and i can completely relate to this let me tell you something when streamers don't stream for a while we get something called streaming anxiety when we don't stream for like a week and um we see our sub count drop to being half it is it is scary you start thinking oh my god nobody wants to watch me anymore you get streamer anxiety so miss gibbs theory is that basically uh lulu probably saw a giant giant stream like sub drop and um panicked and decided to uh never stop streaming i can completely relate do you know why do you know why because remember when i got banned for two two weeks and i completely freaked out and i literally just slammed like 20 gigantic twitch streamers into one show you guys remember that yeah that's that's my stream anxiety going like holy [ __ ] no one's gonna watch me anymore i'm i am forever lost in the depths of no people no viewer streamers which honestly shout out to you guys you guys are grinding it shout out to you guys and my biggest advice for that go to youtube and then bring your audience to twitch or go to twitter and then bring your audience to toys that's the only way i could grow that was the only way i was able to grow from my twitter my twitch being 200 andy to being this so you gotta go you gotta go to the other platforms man all right next girl let's go to the next [Music] one [Music] holy [ __ ] my skin my screen is so bright how am i how are you guys watching this oh am i still speaking chicken okay okay okay as i said it's like my eyes need to adjust for me to see this as i said everybody lie for [ __ ] sakes lie okay um playing video games what makes you boyfriend material single like you oh wait i haven't seen this picture yet let me see his picture okay i'm going to be honest i'm going to be honest i've never had a raccoon dick before so this might be a little bit new okay yeah yeah can can you guys relate to this first um first time for everything ah well just because you can you guys doesn't mean you should like for example just because pay money lobby can achieve the top of his head doesn't necessarily mean that he should if anybody has not checked that out yet please check it out it is hilarious um [Music] fairy describe your physique furry oh he's a raccoon that does internet tech support hmm interesting interesting interesting ah well okay i've been coming on youtube with the next big thing on twitch data okay look this is a boyfriend application not hey codemigo can i be on your show so that i can get some viewers guys first things first let me let me give you guys some reality you can be on my stream 24 7. uh but the thing is is that the reality is it's not gonna help you that much that's the reality uh people think that you know you get on a big big uh big streamer place and then all of a sudden you're discovered it does not work that way yeah look at castlette look at castle guys he's still he's he's still at him you know okay okay castle is actually doing really good though that's a bad example that is a bad example but um look at you know i don't want to call anyone out cause that's mean but but just just trust me okay just trust me blue man battery gifting five to one subs to community i appreciate it thank you so much yeah it only helps if you um see you know what helps is if you're actually a really good content creator then it helps um and maybe maybe he is but uh you know again the boyfriend application is there dark mode in this let me see i don't see it okay mellow okay that's kind of cool he's 24. okay look i'm not attracted to fox i'm a pass there is a dark mode extension dark reader extension okay i'll get that dark reader extension wrong add the chrome add extension okay okay okay it's been it's been added okay wow this is so much better nice wow you can finally see yeah good job guys okay his twitch username is i'm matty streaming for 2.5 years bart doesn't work do one one bit for us guys one bit of farts can i do one bit try one bit [Music] well now it doesn't work it's the timer right now okay um what are your social medias okay 21 kind of young let me see your photo see i like them i like the men ripened and droopy all right this is this is a long way i'm not sure okay it's long wait okay come on let me see your picture it might be like 80 gigabytes or something it's incredibly 8k 16 000 bits might be a dick pic okay well you sir your your phone is not loading i will look at you later um that i mean if you've been streaming for four years that makes sense that that does make sense um 32 okay blender is his profile picture name okay what is it with fairies what is it about me that is just attracting all sorts of fairies okay just because okay i had to stop guy on my stream does not mean i'm completely affiliated with that type of culture okay oh man i don't want to be a furry bait okay this furry is not even what's up let me tell you about the modern woman let me tell you about the modern woman according to twitch chat not according to actual women but according to twitch chat a modern woman is one that is only swayed by money and the size of your wallet and apparently [ __ ] so with that in mind no okay um your ideal way to spend time is me you and whatever you want to order on doordash or pet dogs okay considering that you're a furry can furry's own pet bombs what's this what is look i'm gonna be real i'm gonna be the woman in this relationship but with a penis or not because i'm a youtuber okay so you're you're a you're a uh an animal youtuber that doesn't have a penis but okay and you want to be the woman in there what does that even mean what does that even mean um castle he's one of yours okay you explain of course of course he's a castle head viewer why am i not surprised wow yep it definitely makes sense that he's a castle head viewer hot dog swallowing i can actually [ __ ] cook i can make chat covers i can hide bodies pretty well i can shout out properly unlike most of chat okay too far calling out chad's hygiene is way too far only i can bully my chat not anybody else i can stream my children you're a freaking dude you're a freaking you're a freaking animal okay there's only two acceptable ways to go about this okay you're you're either a furry or you are an animal that is good to kids shame on you shame on you dude shame on you next next hmm one ups man's ship okay oh uh of age please of a how okay if you're 36 you need you need to post a recent photo of yourself not one that you've taken 30 years ago that's called catfishing in the worst way recent photo please all right we are going to we're gonna go next red boy five years okay caster i'm just playing games all right this picture has first and last name on us i'm not gonna show but uh let's keep going okay i'm going to uh skip this one because all right mr parmy okay 22. yes we will have girlfriend we will open this up back for girls as well hmm [Music] i mean normal right normal just a normal guy cool um okay he's he's a normie like he says okay uh very simple just a cute angry dinner date at a not so fancy restaurant then watch netflix afterwards so basically he's saying uh mcdonald's and netflix which is cool i like the dollar menu i like a man who's a little bit cheaper it's a little cheap alright whatever you would like on here this is your option i'm old school i still listen to 2000's rock and metal music [Music] there's nothing in here that's making me that's making my juices flow okay my ovarian juices flow so i'm i'm i'm gonna go next want to find a man that just like starts off my menstruation cycle guys gets me so going i just haven't found anyone yet um okay it's macau um guys don't act so surprised it's 20 21. men women women menstruate they get over it oh not a bad looking dude okay um dad bod a good thing he's got a good looking face favorite streamer is wobby you know you have a good taste he's a good guy tell lobby that that's not funny yo i'm still holding you five two one sucks i appreciate it oh this is one of wubby's for obviously dodge i did see what robbie did to skill himself and it was a i want to tell him i want to give him this lesson just because you can and this is for everybody just because you can does that mean you should chad tell me that tell me chad okay just because you can does that mean you should really oh really so just because you can um shave the top of your head so that you can look like chris farley you should do that just because just because you can get a tattoo or cool amigo on your face does that mean you should do that actually that's not a bad idea not that's not bad that's actually kind of funny if somebody does that and like and like tweets at me okay please don't do that do not do that that's that was that would be the dumbest thing that would be literally the dumbest thing anyone could ever do do not freaking do it okay what is no no no i don't think please do not do it if you can you should know if you just because you can does not mean you should like for example just because you can you can not stream forever and never not turn off your stream does that mean you should actually actually that that i think you should because he live is a [ __ ] genius i don't know if anybody knows this but ludwig is [ __ ] genius by him doing what he's doing is getting so much publicity it is genius freaking that man damn it diamond is a makes mogul moves he is very smart okay um vilified peanut let me see your picture this is definitely a twitch chatter he's got a sag pop socket oh my lord all right oh look at that tier one knows how to lie i'm kidding i'm sure you are actually tier one um [Music] jokes aside mikko has a kick-ass stream going on and you can tell she's very passionate about what she does and you can tell that passion and talent is going to take her far i mainly signed up because i thought it'd be fun but i would love to come on chat or whatever you have planned to make a chat laugh but i i can't read but regardless keep up the good work knowledge you are a very kind person sir i am so happy that you have applied for my thing you are a good guy and thank you for those kind words personally anybody that's a lot that honestly okay this is my honest opinion anybody that is able to watch me okay considering how much my audio peaks considering how much 90 of what i say is just gibberish actually like this 50 of what i say is gibberish 40 of what i say is um me bragging about how awesome i am because kudmiko miko me me is um god of gaming and god a rapping and god of singing um i know not trash thank you thank you very much ninety percent freak no no no no no 50 50 god of gaming and beautiful voice and rap god okay not trash um like like i'm actually very thankful that you guys uh want to watch me it's a technician gets confused sometimes definitely definitely technician wonders like why do people watch this it doesn't make any sense but anyway let's go you guys like watching me for my you know just just because you like watching me for me right not because you know are my boobas jiggle right not because i'm the only you ain't not gifting five tier ones tier two subs to the community my owner enough 83 you just sprained those oils at us thank you eno i appreciate the man true demon i definitely do have a bit of a crude humor and i sometimes wonder if it's too crude i actually want to take a vote right now do you think my humor can be subdued a bit and be a bit more normy and a little bit more nicer this is something that i have been actively thinking about no okay okay okay if you say so for the ones that said yes [ __ ] my butthole all right consensually i mean yeah because i said it it would automatically be consensual anyway okay um what no i don't actually [ __ ] my butthole i'm kidding what's next hmm oh yes you twit's username happy laser stream for three years okay i'm seeing [Music] whoo red fiery hair i see he looks like he should be belonging in dnd it's beautiful look at that hmm medieval look yes he does i like it jorm don't call him simba jordan what's up with that all right um i can cook and clean so let me tell you how i don't have a ring he's spicy cook and clean you know i always wanted a [ __ ] boy it's perfect ludwig agron pearl purl purl purl purl purl purl purl purl okay okay okay thank you all right gps programming and voice acting hmm he's cool my elvis presley bernice donation doesn't make people seriously voice acting okay okay i look like your average twitch retriever this will give your travel need hope in one and that they can be the next mr amigo which will up your biddy's revenue what does that even mean i don't understand what that means guys we're gonna do a surprise we're gonna do a surprise that jordan himself does not know we're gonna call him jorm he doesn't know he's probably naked we're just wearing his boxers charm come here bro come here do it sounds creepy come here jordy jordan jeremy jeremy come here jeremy jeremy jormy my who's my good luck who's my good market let me let me uh let me cover our dms okay am i allowed you guys ah jeremy jormy jormie jordan wait wait jeremy what happened did you move no it's just uh messy right now jeremy you look so different what happened uh well i wasn't really expecting to uh be on stream did you so i kind of look like [ __ ] wait a minute did you get married i did not get married you look very comfortable thanks well it's a saturday you know i was just gonna relax watch the stream play some video games i haven't talked to you in many moons what's wrong why'd you look back there what what do you like what are you doing what do you have not hiding anything nothing okay what is it dorm what have you been hiding back there aha come on george tell us secret shape safe with us no i i think i'm good i think this is fine so how's all this uh amazing content you got lined up for today well how's that treating you it's not having fun boyfriend applications have been interesting um what do you think about the boyfriends so far oh a lot of a lot of real contenders there why do you think i have so many fairies there's just something about you you know it really gives off like a furry vibe what is it about me is it my mickey mouse hairstyle that that could be actually maybe they're just glancing at the stream and they think your buns are some sort of animal years really do you think they do you think they're appeal to the anime furry community apparently i mean have you been looking at these applications there's a lot of them are you one of them uh no unfortunately the applications were only open to affiliates and above unlucky wait a minute jordan i would open it to you no no that that would be cheating it's fine i'll just stay well it might be kind of funny you know what i would open it to you in fact what is an affiliate anyway you can buy them these days it doesn't even mean anything well you know when you reopen it to girls maybe i'll apply it then i think i can now compete girls what do you got a dick okay but girls have booba that's true but uh i mean all right chad what do you like more cocker booba you're asking my chat yeah you know my chat has a fascination with [ __ ] i do know yes that's why i'm saying i can handily beat out the women but it's about me what i want do i look like a woman that just seeks [ __ ] all the time really you do yeah really you do what why tell me why it's just something about your eyes you know [ __ ] craze there i have a [ __ ] craze stare you say oh yeah well well you would well okay okay okay okay but but okay so okay okay can't argue with the truth all right just because okay i haven't seen i haven't had any form of touching from a man for many many moons okay for many decades so just because i might look a little bit horny nowadays does that mean i that's that that does not mean i have [ __ ] eyes decades huh i'm not desperate uh i mean didn't you have a boyfriend like a year ago what about steve you forgot about steve ah minecraft steve pay attention guys this might be in the trivia game dude minecraft steve remember back when i used to date the minecraft steve guy and i had him in my stream and he'll peek through my windows dang jorm you've been around forever yeah i've been following for like a year now dude show us the closet ah no it's it's so you've already seen too much you should what do you mean it escaped no well i mean the door's open and it's not there anymore what do you think what have you been collecting this time i have to hunt it down again later what have you been collecting this time nothing i uh i don't collect anything you know it's just uh i mean man's gotta have hobbies right so uh so those boyfriend applications i'm sure are a lot of those yep better uh better keep rolling do you want do you want to do something with me sure all right let's look at them together i need a man's eye um let's go to the next one who vibes consumed for four months guys this is a wholesome stream thank you look let's look at his photo oh dang all right how would you rate him jon is he your type well he is a man so yes okay right let's go to the what do you think about all these guys not being subs pretty it's pretty despicable to be honest i mean i don't know how you can like ever watch the stream and not be a sub there's so many gift subs in here i feel like if you just chill in here for five minutes you'll get gifted a t3 sub or something that's true we do get so many gift subs do you think these are do you think these are actually my viewers no i think most of them just saw this on twitter oh my god you're right yeah that's why a lot of them say such generic things about the stream oh my god i love this stream it's so quirky and cool oh my god you're so funny coachee thank you so much for fighting your own stuff oh my god you're right that's actually true okay next yo cozy yeah thank you for gifting another five tier one subs x chill phil street for two years and combat carl gifting 5.1 subs jar what do you think i should do anytime i get gifted sucks any ideas just thanks probably just ask for more like you've been doing really yeah you should just shame them for not having gifted even more subs really yeah 20 subs well that's okay i guess i mean there's a hundred button right there dude oh oh isn't that a little too much storm no i think chad loves being degraded my child loves being degraded oh yeah why do you say it like that uh no reason you might chat do you guys love being degraded not not sexually right oh no of course not just uh financially you know oh yeah chat's really into fin dumbo [Music] guys if i'm your f if i'm really your fem dumb gift me subs this is no fin dom fiend financial domination is that is that a real thing it is a real thing it's where uh some guys they enjoy when other people [Music] holy [ __ ] they love it and seymour bgg521 what the yep who would have thought members of our community like being degraded weird you don't think i i i culture this type of community well i mean furries aren't the only people you culture what my they're just the tip of the iceberg you know they're the visible ones are you saying that my audience is just fairies and fin doms oh my god lucas seven gifting five to ones of luke ass seven gifting five tier one subs five subs dude i mean that other guy gave a hundred you know so oh but jorman jorm we shouldn't want we shouldn't want them to get degraded no they want to get degraded it's not about what we want you know we're just being a good samaritans and helping them out and we're just being nice you know we're fostering a community where we care for one another and help each other achieve their dreams of being treated like dirt and uh insulted and stuff what the hell they want this oh yeah this is uh i mean normally you have to pay way more than 100 gifted subs to get this kind of treatment oh my god okay i nurture a community that is um that is encouraged uplifted and is the and what's the opposite of the grade uh upgrade upgraded oh somebody gifted one tier one sub thank you so much the speaker of the oh my god that can't give me 22.1 i accept these oilers ducking three please please do not give me these stops to be degraded i really hope you're gifting these subs to you know to help with the content 20 subs is okay i mean you could be oilier stormy jeremy yeah 20 kept the subs is a lot of money yeah i guess i mean it's okay it's better than all these freeloaders and chad am i right oh my god jorm when have you become such a you've been venturing out haven't you listen you're you're a big streamer now you know it's about milking people for all their worth you joined the fandom community didn't you maybe oh my god i haven't checked up on you for months next thing i know he's ran off and joined a fandom community i thought we were going we i thought you were in rehab no i started one it's a splinter faction of your twitch viewers there's thousands of us ah jordan i think i'm gonna have to move you out of the wardrobe oh i think this concept i think this constant degradation is actually um causing you to go into these pit stops i think we're gonna give you a nice bedroom good job thank you so much for using my muscles come on come on a nice bedroom with a real bed a real dorm i mean it's okay i guess no i kind of like i kind of like being with all the used clothes though okay okay look look like we we need we need to get can you keep your shoes in my room at least that'd be okay why uh don't ask questions what else do you need shoes what else i like i mean shoes are fine i guess you don't have your own shoes what else yeah maybe some kleenex i think that's good why you you sneezy these days or something yeah allergy season's coming up okay kleenex that's that's it just look at me you think i don't have allergies i live indoors i'm allergic to everything you do look like you are allergic to everything so that's the reason why you never go outside yeah i'm allergic to outside no not because you don't have anyone to see outside it's it's probably it's it's probably just the allergy allergy allergy of course allergy yeah yeah yeah i agree i agree allergic i agree i agree i agree um jorm man remember being in high school when people were in your classes so they had to be friends with you okay darm darm i miss those days charm we're gonna start an intervention for what dorm it could be about so many things no [Music] oh i see you already have the furry audience and the fandom audience so you're like how can i attract even more deja no baby time ah oh my god my mickey thank you so much for using 10 months okay no what i'm trying to say to you and what i'm trying to say to you is what we can do i want you oh oh charm stop don't make this weird don't do not do not i didn't say anything i'm fluent in monkey just like everybody in chat no do not make this weird i was gonna say i think the only way we can cure you is it join excuse me look at me i can't be racist against asian people that's not how it works you're half white the other half can't that's that's the sun okay that's the sun i'm i'm not the i'm definitely fool asian yep uh-huh i'm probably uh from whatever language you're speaking anyway and i was trying to use or something so you i think the only way we can cure you is to take you through a rehab [ __ ] help oh a lot of dorm so is that a rehab for normies or rehab to save me from being normie you are such a dj that we must balance you out oh you want to turn me into a norm we're gonna take you i don't know about that we're gonna take you to golfing you're gonna go to you're gonna go to school no i'm we have to don't make me ignore me no no no listen you'll never be a norming but i think you need a little bit of time in normandy school what are they going to teach your name okay you'll drink starbucks watch james charles you know it'll be it'll be great starbucks are you playing golf it's it's not even pumpkin spice season look look you will talk about sports what about sports football super bowl oh those things yeah i like super bowl okay okay okay so we're getting somewhere and um you you have to actually um we can watch uh overwatch and uh i thoroughly enjoy the part where they click on each other am i normie yet oh this sounds positive i think i'm cured guys i think i'm already i've achieved balance i'm not a dj anymore i'm a full-fledged normie normie twitch viewer here man this curing thing is easy you know i thought this was gonna be a whole process but it took like 30 seconds [ __ ] are you speaking [ __ ] [Laughter] [ __ ] [Music] oh my goodness i hate that feature so much i think it's a pretty good feature the tech gets props for that one so how how long did it take you when tech installed those features to uh learn these languages was it like instant like you just download them or yes it's instant did you call me a [ __ ] whisperer hmm maybe at least i know how to whisper something at least i can attract some form of gender thing person i can whisper too okay fine are we whispering now we're not whispering now is this an asmr string it is not uh welcome guys to code me a s m r so we're trying to beat we're trying to appeal more to a female audience okay don't girls get asmr is that a guy only thing i thought girls liked it oh my god did you see that buggy just cheered up ten thousand like 100 000 bits meaning a hundred dollars worth of bits thank you so much george say thank you to buggy 3d thank you buggy 3d that's a quite a large amount of bits jorm what should i do to balance my audience more you know get more protect more females yeah i don't know what kind of stuff do girls watch on twitch besides hassan like cycuno teeny boy yeah castlehead k-pop boys maybe you should get like a k-pop version of yourself a k-pop boy that'd bring lots of ladies isn't there anywhere where i can be myself and get ladies apparently not oh what is it about myself um i don't know i would think ladies like you know hearing about [ __ ] all the time more than guys but uh it seems that's not the case wait i can change the vaginas yeah vagina carol's like that though i don't know but guys like cog so if guys like [ __ ] then maybe maybe a girl would like vaginas maybe like attracts like what if everyone in chat oh i can't say this what say it i don't think wait what is it what is it i think it's t-o-s what we're just gonna move on uh let's think of all right chad what do you guys think let's think of uh some some tos friendly ways to attract girls i'm so curious now um oh that's neat let me think uh hmm you know maybe girls do like asmr right girls like gentle stuff put some candles on some whispering no no no no you know sierra used to do asmr where he pretended to be like a serial killer on youtube it got a lot of views yeah i don't know if that necessarily will help what girls don't like serial killers do you like serial killers well kind of yeah what have you been doing during your past listen i'm just saying if you made serial killer asmr i would watch it i'm not an asmrist i am a content creator unlucky um do girls even like content i feel like girls like stuff that doesn't have content more women in their interviews that might work what maybe maybe you should just interview more streamers that girls like maybe it's not it's not about like the gender of the streamer it's just about picking people with a big female audience but that audience doesn't stay and watch me though there has to be something about me that is female friendly that is that is okay what if you okay you you bait you get uh i mean you ask a guest onto the show right who has a big female audience and then you bait them into getting banned while they're on your show and then their audience is stuck here it's like when you don't rape people and everyone's stuck in offline chat dorm that is beholders oh that is a terrible idea that seems pretty five head to me no that's a terrible idea that would that would we don't want to get anybody in trouble well i didn't say perma ban i don't know just uh just take them out for a little bit no what bad dorm just we'll go into the closet you've been bad i think let me make sure i obtain some yep put your hands put your pants on first it's important okay that was a bet that he was being a bad boy he was being a very very bad boy you stay in there for at least two minutes prince like you know what you guys you guys think saikuno can just casually come into my stream whenever he wants the no no [Music] he can't hear me jordan why are you walking around your room so much why why can't you just walk straight to the computer guys i broke out don't tell mika dorm i'm right here dorm i'm right here if if i can't see you you can't see me no i can see you you have a you have a you're i can see your head okay it could be anyone's head no it's your head it's clearly your head okay i can identify your freaking hairline from a two miles away it's you dorm dorm yeah all right oh hey i'm back uh yeah i uh i got out of the closet somehow did you like so boyfriend applications yeah did you learn your lesson um no why was i in there all i can think of now are coming out of the closet jokes okay all right let's look at some boyfriend applications again phil phil d phillip d okay cool guy what do you think about him jorm philip d yeah what do you think about him looks like a great guy that's it yeah okay um he's slim fit um he is a chemical engineer dance dance revolution musical instruments and cooking i think he's a boomer what do you think probably a boomer kind of like a normie boomer i i don't think zoomers play ddr i don't say so either i don't even know if they know me that exists oh yo what's up mikko in the mall team okay this is definitely a boomer comma i found mikko through lobby and loved the content ever since i think you're doing ground breaking stuff as far as twitch goes so keep it up i love to be on the show even if it's just reading the silly app just got out of a kind of long relationship but i'm honestly up for anything oh he seems like a nice dude what do you think um what to your sub was he none yeah that's a pass yeah you're right [Music] imagine not being subbed yikes yikes imagine not having access to all our great sub only emotes like uh uh and surely we have something that's good right dude we have a lot of emotes that's good we have so many pick your favorite one you're a mod in this channel pick your favorite one uh it's so tough to pick they're so great well i mean i'm kind of biased because i made some of them okay okay look what new one do i like i i kind of like the blunt one but i like the cropped one better we need to get i like one i like mko tech that's a great emote mko tech oh that one yeah what about me that's tech looking at chat guys oh we're so cute yeah me that's technician i want me the best mikko emote [Music] i like the dab one a lot but you never dab so when do we get to use it there that's a good thing there we go that was a good day uh it's okay who dives nowadays anyway i mean you dab like you're some sort of archaic boomer feebly attempting to move your joints into position dude no one dabs these days i feel so lame dabbing that's the point it's not supposed to be cool it's supposed to be cringy all right all right you have a good point there why is that the cringy thing that's like too far what else is it then well then what what's the most crazy thing i don't know i feel like dabbing is like better than 99 of the stream go to the closet again go i think somebody farted i don't care go bad dorm oh okay now that he's thinking hopefully he makes you know he makes some uh mature learning decisions and he grows into a beautiful person and you know he understands that forgot what he was in trouble for but don't laugh at him guys he's learning okay he's learning don't laugh no guys do not point and laugh at him he's he is learning his lesson dorm i totally forgot why you were in there wait do you just look at my closed door while i'm in there i forgot why you were in there why were you are you really a content machine why were you in there i forgot i can't remember do you remember i don't remember [ __ ] dude my memory has been getting worse and worse and worse what do you think i can do to help that um can't you just get more uh get like a new ssd or something no it doesn't work that way okay first things first my computer has ram i am a virtual human being i'm sorry was that offensive i didn't yeah that's like me asking you to just get a bigger penis i wish i could it was offensive jorm oh his offensive feels a lot like depression i guess ah all right let's talk about your depression what's wrong oh my dick's too small okay what can we do to fix that um i think there's like a pump maybe okay a pomp what else yeah yeah i think that would do it whatever okay what about acceptance uh something what okay let me see your fingers who would accept the small dick that's [ __ ] let me see your fingers hey guys okay okay i mean okay they're long enough all right you'll get by jorm that's good i was worried i was going to have to get like finger extensions you know yeah you'll get slenderman or something you can get by with those you don't even need a dick just chop it off okay no don't don't don't don't don't no dorm put it down put it down put it down put it down put it down put it down let's talk more about your depression i think i think we need to help you out here oh i could use some help that'd be great okay what is making you depressed it's your small penis okay what's the next thing are you lonely yeah okay well how can we help you not feel lonely um i don't know i mean i guess i guess i might feel less lonely if there are more gifted subs dorm you really have gone to the deep finton path haven't you yeah i mean it's fine i guess i'll just sit here and there won't be any gifted subs all alone no other subs to play with no other subs to play with what the hell are you talking about you know it's just me there's no nobody's gifting subs you know so what if the chat goes into sub only mode i won't have anyone to talk to more than that thank you so much for getting five two one okay but jordan at least i have five friends now that helps a little bit jorm yeah let's talk about your real problems i mean you don't care if there's gifted subs or not in my channel uh sure i do i care so much definitely not uh not a plant nope just a regular uh viewer that cares about the channel health okay okay okay definitely haven't been bribed or anything bribed nope nope that would be uh illegal what are you talking about just me on my own i appreciate it holy [ __ ] all right well now now are you happy jeremy yeah you know uh that's only i feel like you don't get off on this dude um oh look it's a good thing the camera only shows my head this head so uh how about those boyfriend applications do you want me to lift up the parental guidance on your internet do you want me to lift that out no it's okay i can always just watch twitch streams will you be responsible yeah i'm always responsible okay all right all of them if i see a a guys i can finally go play games on coolmath.com is that still a website i don't even know i mean some zoomer website what is that what is that that's where we used to play games on in like middle school what is cool math how old are you jorm i'm the same age as the technician how old are you actually i've actually 31 wait really yeah that's why i'm uh i'm hip with the kids you know i know all the all the kid friendly lingo you're 31 yeah dude i completely forgot about that okay so it doesn't really matter i mean when you're just spamming yep everybody looks the same that's true that is actually true so okay boyfriend applications here we go he's 25 t basco based tay his name is base today and this is him beast i think he's too zoomer for me what do you think i can shirt let's go to the next one uh young sushis 22. you know before before you reopen apps to girls you should say that anybody that t2 or t3s gets an automatic i am interested in art and i noticed the art section on twitch is full of girls maybe give it a try but i think you have already too many boys in the chat that will scare the girls away just kidding chat i love you people giggle i just got a donut message saying that the boys will scare the girls away the boys in the chat scares the girls away what do you think um i don't i don't know i mean i feel like the boys are pretty girl friendly sometimes well it depends what's happening on stream sometimes it gets uh kind of weird but why do you think that is hmm do you think they just start to come out like just like they was hiding and then they just kind of come out well people that don't like women very much yeah like they're just like hiding and then when it's like their turn just they feel like they feel accepted or something and then now it's like okay i'm gonna come out and talk do you think that's how it works maybe a little bit i think of a lot of it is a lot of people just come here for entertainment and maybe they don't want to see very many serious issues no matter what the issue is um and it just happens that uh we have a lot of women focused issues on the stream when it comes to serious topics but you know maybe they would also hate equally on topics that were men focused just because they only want entertainment i can't say for sure so there's general haters yeah basically they just want content you know hmm interesting take dorm interesting take yeah all right let's go look at more boyfriend applications enterprise what do you think nice beard yeah nice beard that's kind of impressive what's he pointing at i don't know those eyes what do you think jordan honest opinion i can't stop staring at his eyes all right yeah same okay let's let's go to the next one i hope he's a sub cash carbon what do you think hey put an effort into the picture you know a lot of people are just taking a selfie okay look this guy better be a sub because if he's putting this much effort into a picture like you were saying he's gifted which means he actually watches a stream i mean gifted is really like the patrician tier of sub if you think about it get all the benefits of being a sub when you didn't even have to spend your own money i will learn the code for you i will be your cpu when you're processing too much i'll be around when you get why does everybody think i'm like a computer i'm a game character also this is i'm korean wrong asian all right next what nice try guy why why why are you laughing why he picked an asian language and he went with it you know he's got like a one and three shot oh my gosh all right let's go um okay so so uh jorm by applying you give a permission for communication to show your application entirely entirely honestly that means that like i can show their first and last names if they put it in here right because it's voluntary yeah they give permission okay it's like if somebody donates with their full name you can't i mean that's their decision okay just just fyi twitch because a lot of these like i don't know how not to then because like they here let me let's let me see if i can do this yeah i think as long as somebody gives their permission and you're not like you know trying to sick people on them it's fine it's not like this is a negative context or anything yeah i mean like it's like the people that use their full names as uh you know twitch chat usernames yeah that's true all right but here he is guys what do you think it's not elon musk chad whoever says that oh what do you think jordan uh it's okay okay this is this chad elon musk this is getting too much okay this is getting none none of these guys watch me how did they even find this app miss twitter listen even if elon musk isn't a viewer though you'd be worth dating just a date elon musk maybe you can get a tesla out of it be pretty nice dude elon musk dude i'm going to make a video right now i want to interview an elon musk okay here it goes hi oh wait no no hold on hold on hold on oh my god i got strong start hold on hold on i got this oh hi there didn't see that you were recording me oh no that's not it that's not it hold on hold on hold on hold on hmm hi my name is code miko oh your name is elon musk nice to meet you i don't know what listen that vote box was right though if you put on some cat ears elon will be all over you really yeah okay hold on hold on um dear elon musk my name is codemigo i want to have you one as an interviewer i would like to interview you about many spaceship stuff and not dude why are you talking like you're someone respectable you should just talk like yourself okay hold on hello elon hello elon my name is code miko i am a virtual v tuber and this is my uh this this is my servant my my my mom my mom my mom my mom this is my mom this is my mom this is my mod um i would love i would love to interview you and have you on my show i am on twitch um my stream is interactive and [Music] i think your spaceship is cool but yeah and if you come on our show listen elon come on our show i'll suck you off if and only if you consent to it hey tos friendly it's fine if you don't consent you know we'll uh we'll just we'll edit that out in post trump you can't say that you can't say that listen elon's a big deal okay he's tier two he's right under obama we gotta get him on look whatever it takes look jorm i love the fact that you are so enthusiastic and that you're so committed but we are reformed now remember i got banned chat it's me again just ignore jorvan i was tos friendly though i got her name but anyways chat please tell me what are your top three emotes in terms of cuteness mine are people giggle people shy and people hug look look i have many itches there's so many times i'm itching to say things but now we are reformed okay that what i said was just a typo you know my phone auto corrected it what i meant to say was well we'll walk him in on with partly give him a big hug from our community we definitely won't get our mouths anywhere near his genitals no that would be uh that would be bad yes thank you thank you okay theory alone we will be very very very respectful and stay away from sucking your dick all right that's it there we go we did it we told him that we won't suck a stick we said we complimented his spaceship okay we we said that we uh that's it that's all we need to say right did you even i can't remember did you even include the part where you asked him on the stream or did you just say hey elon i'm code miko i won't suck your dick okay fine here let me let me do this again let me do this again oh hi elon it's nice to see you my name is codemigo i won't suck your dick okay okay and then more more okay um your spaceship is awesome why does it blow up so much yeah stick it to him pressing questions okay okay show me your serious journalist okay um have you ever considered maybe turning your engineers on and off again not a bad advice i don't think humans can do that but okay all right i can do that that's probably tos it's going oh okay um um uh um um i would like to help you in your venture to mars that's it yeah you still didn't invite him on okay okay that was better goddammit why do i forget to invite him listen listen elon come on our stream we'll let you send us to mars good deal that's not bad okay okay okay i'm i'm a marginally healthy sort of young man i'm sure i could live for a long time on mars okay dear elon please come on my stream i am desperate how about this yeah guys love desperation keep going we will help you go to mars short and simple i like how it's so mysterious because he has no idea how you're gonna help him get to mars exactly and he's gonna think what what could a v tuber do to help me get to mars and then he'll come on to my show because he wants to find out the big brain play it's like a clickbait elon musk come on our show you won't believe what's gonna happen and then just send him like a picture of you looking shocked he'll definitely click oh my god you're right that will do it right let's go back to to the boyfriend applications yeah i think we've gotten through like four today this is the most productive day yet it's only gonna take like three years whatever fool okay it's nice very nice uh i don't know what do you think jordan is that his picture or did he take a picture of like a deck of cards i don't know let's keep going his face kind of looks like a down vote here let's go to the next one ryo madok the zero viewer streamer um i mean that's that's a weird advertisement ryo maddox zero viewer streamer on [Music] youtube next yeah i don't know if zero viewer streamer is the moniker you want to be known by look at oh okay whoo 18 19 in april so she's legal okay all right i'm done it's a plus yeah that's what we need to see i'm i'm done jordan jordan i need a break can i can i call you back later sure okay okay i need a break guys i need to be real bad i'm not gonna lie i need to pee real bad i'm gonna do you guys mind if i go p i need to pee so [ __ ] bad okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay you guys just uh you guys just don't entertain us okay here hey jordan i need to pee real bad can you entertain my chat yeah okay hold on oh my god i'm bursting i actually have a bladder did you know that that's great okay unlucky so uh how how you guys doing guys come here often it's my first day here so uh you know let's let's talk about the thing that we're all here for the egg all right we got to make sure this dragon comes out as scuffed as possible right we can't have any of this normie dragon [ __ ] on this fire dragon or blizzard dragon only scuff dragons okay and the way to make it scuffed is you got to just make this egg explode over and over and over just alternate set on fire explode it omelette egg freeze it ice cube eggs whatever just keep bursting it and it'll turn out super scuffed and we're gonna have a great pet for the stream it's gonna be one of us it'll uh just interrupt the stream all the time it won't do anything useful we can all relate to it uh we we can even mod it probably be it'll be on the same level as all our other mods scrambled dragon i like omelets better uh do i ever think of making my own twitch stream no i'm not very entertaining i like spamming in chat i can come on occasionally but uh talking is a lot less fun than just saying yep [ __ ] to be honest any spammers in chat now is your time please tell us how bad miko treats you we can help you you don't have to endure mikko uh so how you guys been liking the boyfriend applications please i love you and you can't you have to help us too and tell them what do you guys policies see i kind of feel like anybody that's not a sub should immediately get a pass listen guys if yeah i ignored the donut that means i'm on the path to being a true streamer if you don't get dono walled the person's not a real streamer i do kind of feel like we should let some of the furries through on the boyfriend application though i feel like you know a lot of furries are pretty entertaining and we can all uh unite in our enjoyment of the cringe all right guys calm down about the egg i know we all want the scuff dragon but no matter how many times we blow it up we still have to wait a month yeah that's true furries are rich you know fursuits cost a lot of money i bet a furry would gift a lot of subs just saying thank you for your donation all right guys just uh she's gonna come back soon just keep it cool don't let on anything about our secret plans to make a scuffed dragon that nobody can figure out i know we're all very subtle here and uh it's hard for anyone to figure out what we're doing with the egg so we'll keep it on the down low why is everybody looking so scared um no reason i can't hear you by the way nice the perfect crime all right guys act normal just say yep [ __ ] wait why why are they looking so scared guys quick yep [ __ ] wow chat sure is normal today yep no scared people here just a bunch of cock-loving yeppers just like every other day i mean i'm so glad that today of all days chat is just like it is on every other day i hope i don't recalibrate this hold on i have to hold on wow more stalling interesting no i'm sure it's not stalling guys i'm sure by the way it actually takes her five minutes to zip up a suit all right okay hey hey hey hey i think you're muted what's going on i can't hear you why can't i hear you do you see something how come i can hear sort of i can't actually hear you hmm maybe your ears were triggered wait wait there we go can you guys hear wow it's mysteriously fixed great work streamer wait why is my egg dead [Music] who knows uh you better lay another one real quick listen surely we wouldn't intentionally damage the egg that'd be ridiculous how dare you accuse us we love eggs delicious eggs okay for the last time this egg is not for cooking it's for hatching okay but what are you doing with all the cracked eggs when when's our uh dragon omelet stream we didn't eat dragon omelet jorm sounds delicious no what would you eat your own children oh i mean it depends how they tasted you know if they were a delicious omelette no we did not eat our kids okay okay you don't have to eat it and we'll eat it that's fine that's everything works out right john we need to take you to rehab again i was just there no no no no we need to go back we need to put you back into rehab listen we need to take you to cooking school because it's taking you a long time to make this omelette look we're gonna how much should take like two minutes charm i think some of these eggs are gonna go bad oh that one's heating up nicely egg is not for omelet egg is for hatching that one's about to hatch guys save this egg please you're going to rehab oh it hatched you're going to rehab a beautiful arm look at me look at me let me see your eyes take off those glasses take them off you are going back to rehab why do you look like that i was born this way i know you're going back to rehab and we're going to make you read books i know i know it's gonna be tough but you're gonna have to do it books are like terrible computers you know technician got a bunch of encouraging books during her birthday how to be a great young woman didn't help much did it jorm was that nice to technician she's not here i mean you wouldn't tell her would you but technicians our friend was that nice i'm i'm i rip on all my friends jorm listen if i don't uh tell jokes about you take off your glasses look at me again was that nice no okay good okay put your put your glasses back on i'm sure the technician is cool with it though i know her you know she gave me a pass we're gonna make you read some of our books how to be a prosperous young lady how to love inside and out okay mm-hmm i mean the young lady one sounds pretty good i don't know much about being a young lady exactly you're going to learn how to be a proper young lady so is she going to mail me the books or is she just going to hold them up to the camera and i just have to tell everyone to turn the pages she'll mail you the books what nothing well you were expecting something i have asmr book reading that'd be pretty nice to be honest dorm why do you have that face john what have you been doing on your past time right nothing look asmr book reading there's nothing wrong with that it's just like uh an audio book you know there's nothing uh nothing lewd it's just a healthy wholesome hobby okay mr dorm boyfriend applications yep probably need to go through them all we have so many we've got like 300. you can stretch this content out for like a decade really by the time you're done with it most of these people who applied won't even be alive you know honestly i don't even think most of these people that applied even watch me that's true okay well you should have said somewhere that you know it's required they'd be viewers normally i don't know how you prove that though very normie all right let's see what does he have to say it looks like a stock photo you'd get in that sub for a picture frame wow here hold on hold on look sycamore a year on off but serious never seriously just bought a new pc to start whoa last person we'll see for the first date this guy is either a full-fledged boomer or um he's gambling channel points while miss speed runs okay this guy is strange i'm a pass i mean who doesn't like a little channel point gambling what is your twitch username ruby the neanderthal okay i'm gonna go buy these like really fast okay let me see uh this is the guy ruby the neanderthal all right hot what do you think what do you think what do you think looks like a chad okay and then none too these are not my viewers um nothing nothing in the cover letter all right this is this is a zero there's too many generic questions on the form you should add like have them tell a joke or something or what what was your favorite mikko stream something like that oh yeah that would have been good yeah thank you so much for the gifts of kochi oh he looks nice what do you think [Music] all right um the picture is very bright he's tier one that's not bad and my name is nathan nathan but you can call me the beast 53 me self-made man streamer entrepreneur and your next love interest i like cooking hanging out with friends and getting chat to little w why would you pick me to be the next desperado easy okay he's got a twitch clip all right let me see his switch clip imagine liking lol though you ever kicked w i bet this guy subs the castle okay no god damn ah oh god damn no no we gotta get that guy oh my god all right all right there's okay here's a vote what do you want he's motivated that is true okay fine fine we'll accept accept we'll accept him he's got that hot thick bear pod reminds me of uh phil from hercules really [Music] okay next lemon and cauli butts [Music] i don't know what to think about this 25 um i'm gonna i'm in the past from the youtuber [Music] um dear mikko i can be your girl boyfriend oh i think it's a girl v tuber oh okay let's let's just keep going i don't know i think we automatically accept all girl v tubers will shin nice gets hair tips from christopher now i'm not saying he looked i'm saying i'm just saying that he gets his hair tips i like he's very mysterious very so not a subscriber okay next jakes keep pop beep boop 27 that's a face a man makes whenever they take a look at technician's vagina you might want to get that checked out it's not my vagina you might want to tell technician to get that checked out probably all right let's see um subscribe right here is hell bubble tea by the fire reading some nice hentai i know you got unbelievable messages and you mostly ignore them who wouldn't i just wish to give it a chance to know you the worst thing that can come out of this is that you you're still hypothetically searching the alternative is that you have someone that listens to you and is generally genuinely interested in your life rather than your body what do you think jordan this guy reads hentai okay he's a pretty high class it's patrician taste right there is that enough though i bet he reads in the original japanese hmm does this guy look like a guy that would read hentai in original japanese though he's outside he's at a bar he's socializing honestly to me i don't even know if he reads hentai charm um look we've had some normies try to infiltrate us many times it does seem kind of normal yeah let's go to the next one golden potato um okay what do you think he's wearing a bandana or is that a mask he looks a little young true let's see how old is he he's 19 okay that explains it all righty oh the picture's outside i think if somebody takes a picture and they're outdoors that's you know you skip them automatically yeah you're right it's a good rule to go by cool master manga sturdies well i think i've seen this guy before guys no omelet please egg cool the egg yeah cool the egg don't let it explode oh no oh i guess you'll have to lay another one that's it you guys are no eggs i'm not giving you any more eggs what what do you mean what but that's not how it works it has to be it what we're just supposed to say here with no egg now then what are we donating bits for for the content what yeah but but we're supposed to be raising the pet dragon together okay okay okay if i give you resistance you're depriving us of our cute little pet drag all right just just no more omelettes promise i i promise i won't donate a single bit towards making it an omelette all right guys we're getting the egg on okay so what time is it tomorrow um it's 2 40. what 2 40 2 40. and then our guess is coming in 20 minutes three right yeah three 20 minutes okay all right i'm gonna i'm gonna warm up a little bit with the chat so um i'll talk to you

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Published: Tue Mar 23 2021