Surviving the Isometric Apocalypse

i'm gonna tell my kids this were the beatles [Laughter] let's walk across the street all in the line okay there's a crosswalk right here no perfect perfect this is the worst [ __ ] [Music] so am i meant to do this tutorial yes but the tutorial takes about five minutes okay but you're gonna need to do it let's get right into the apocalypse soon you'll die horribly right you read that okay hey look at me look like a look like i just spawned in lumbridge dude this is a lot of info oh [ __ ] oh my grandma hold e to climb through why would i do that in a zombie epoch oh grandma you have a knife in your back and i killed grandma just like that nope still alive one second one second hold on there we go sorry grandma grandpa die there's a [ __ ] shotgun in here this isn't good not a good idea all right what's going on over there who broke this huh who's in here oh [ __ ] my my arm this is really [ __ ] in depth okay can do without that sound effect hey be chill be cool everybody become hey hey be calm i'm warning you collateral baby antidote oh so i'm dying now oh lord okay here they come huh yeah that's a lot of them oh [ __ ] they're every oh my god run oh [ __ ] jump i'm safe in here they can't get in quick thinking in the apocalypse ladies and gentlemen that'll that's what saves your life forever look at this look at that either in okay oh my god there's so many fight i'm dead that's it i just kind of want to be unemployed is that chill like is that an option yeah oh my god it's unemployed you can just add your own i got to be a lumberjack should i add all of these bad traits like you need to put on bad trades perfect my name is kelvin moyer and i'm coming calvin i need help kyler bargera is stuck inside should i be illiterate give him the mullet that's what i'm talking about that's a [ __ ] long mullet that's a big party right there i'm coming in i'm playing [ __ ] i hit play don't die don't die is he already dead i'm not even in here you're gonna die i'm getting right outside this [ __ ] window oh there's a zombie already oh [ __ ] the second oh my god this isn't good like the early 2000's [Laughter] i see windows and doors open oh [ __ ] someone in i got [ __ ] [Laughter] look i'm a pickles i'm okay okay they may know we're in here flop i'm in smitty i'm in what's up i'm in the door here we're trying to run through our gun that means you're deaf you're deaf and illiterate ellen keller helen keller had asked i can't even make a joke i can't even make a joke here like i'm actually faster than the zombie though it's fine i'm the fastest speed walker in my pocket i found a toyota 86 nice dude turbo where's the opinions one thing kyler knows how to do it's drive did you survive and just rename your character that no it's kyler too kelvin hungry where's calvin calvin kelvin want food kelvin kelvin's [ __ ] dead boys wait what the [ __ ] i could kill a zombie with a can opener that ain't cameron that's [ __ ] walther white wait oh [ __ ] i already lost it leaves brave it you literally teleported me on top of zombies i am i am the the danger you look like walters hit the zombies not us you stupid [ __ ] you guys oh that's you guys you look like you praise dale and raise hail guys it's empty and i need a key oh no no hold on hold on move move get i gotta go no no no i love how my name is positioned like my seven why my seven is lower lower case yep no wait this is human characteristics slower dude there's nothing out here yeah we're on the banks of ohio baby this is where i'm going to shut the gate and there's people down here oh [ __ ] sneak up sneak up crowds you live there's so many more than you guys they're already running at you you just know you've screwed up you've messed up there's a lot i'm going this way come this way go this way left left left be his ass damn bro yeah that's all it took oh one two three don't do that i'm ripping up all pants take off your pants asap dude okay no yeah show me them while you type get him somebody with a weapon somebody yeah peter's ass why are you [ __ ] like me because i took my pants off ain't it yeah you going to be down boys yeah because we need food i'm getting i'm hungry i'm [ __ ] anxious getting real turkish unlimited i wonder what life and living tv is like nowadays that the apocalypse is happening oh no boys i got infected no no kill them we could go to the giga mart and then get food there yeah let's do that turn that off no i need food i'm infected i'm going to disassemble the tv if you keep it that's it i've had enough shop general shop well that's where i died that's where kelvin died guys i found a safe place they've got ketchup oh fresh burger fresh wait yeah oh you're at the burger store yeah if you guys go south i'm in here every part of my body is infected i'm gonna grab a knife i got a butter knife oh [ __ ] okay hold on eli you look like you've been through [ __ ] hell no he comes in looking like [ __ ] rambo stab him i can't attack right click i'm eating ketchup straight out the bottle i'm down bad bro i don't eat all the ketchup good news guys i'm no longer peckish but i'm now feeling a little sad [Music] what's under this layer a tank top whoa bro what's under this layer wait we can exercise why do you need to exercise when i'm cooking up a meal hey wait a minute what is this my old body it's kelvin moya's key ring on this zombie i think this is my old body smitty uh do you want this burger that i made yeah i'll take it how do i add ketchup to it i already ate all the ketchup tucker i'm so i have more cakes oh you got more okay ooh trash cockroach yummy oh i shouldn't make an egg i don't need that burger no more i just ate a cockroach wait are you [ __ ] kidding me yes this is literally runescape i know all right now here eat your goddamn meat patty wait no you removed it give me my meat patty accept offer seal my offer did it work yeah it should be in your inventory meat patty i got the greatest thing ever ready what are you giving yourself a haircut let me take my fight here oh [ __ ] i missed this isn't good boom [ __ ] boom baseball player [ __ ] oh where'd your teeth go where'd your teeth go oh my god let me get him let me get him let me [ __ ] he's dead there's a group of buildings there's like a donut shop there's a coffee shop there might it's like a shrimp you had me a donut brother let's go everyone knows no one keeps their alarms on during the apocalypse oh my god is that liquor i'm gone beer can all right boys we're getting hammered you want packs pet blue ribbon just give me some glue glug come on give me some of the good stuff salami fresh oh my god it's a six-pack brother thanks man great drink i'm more of a wine guy myself down a whole bottle of water look at my hunger and happiness and everything good things are looking up now i'm gonna smoke wait i'm a smoker oh you want some oh dude let's go yeah okay hold on dude i'm actually not unhappy i'm already addicted don't smoke it's gone they're gone and i'm going to drink a whole thing of bourbon while i'm at if you find gravy oh oh it's been so long why do i thrust like that bro come on oh potatoes and a sack potatoes we need knives holy [ __ ] there's a lot of food here yep my bad smash window look at some ham boys wait i have a vendetta right now my character [Laughter] i'm not even touching my phone [ __ ] try it again [ __ ] try it again [ __ ] try it again [ __ ] try it again you don't lose this fight what'd i say oh pink socks don't mind if i do oh this matches yes dude looking good red underpants oh my god you guys are doing great i'm just watching keep it up [ __ ] oliver tree looking [ __ ] let's go [Music] pharmacy pharmacy it's [ __ ] well you guys found it oh tucker's here i'm getting to the pharmacy even though there's obvious here it's a bad idea bad idea terrible idea not a good idea can i kill a zombie with my bare hands the zombies are dying to get in oh god is this happening this is how it ends this is how it ends did you die yeah i hear death outside the door they died holy [ __ ] don't go out there ah flop i'm sorry we're dead back door go go go go go go oh [ __ ] i got him i got him yeah why not you know who is clumsy oh my god i just realized how stupid i am oh [ __ ] i made myself the doctor and i made this name doctor strange he's the most named strangest name his first name is a doctor doctor stephen can i jump out the second floor window and end this i'm leaving no oh i see it it's it's my my guy has it like my guy i don't think so ow it bit my [ __ ] leg bro this is bad this is bad like this is not one of those good situations let's just keep going down then yo what up dude did you guys go south i just fell i like my fishnets i just [ __ ] tripped and died [Laughter] jim morrison padded paper let's go to another place we're actually safe here though like there's [ __ ] zombies man we gotta get the [ __ ] out of here put that [Laughter] i'm letting you in tucker go to the front door god they're everywhere got it hey they locked the door how did they do that [ __ ] there's so many great books oh [Music] [Applause] i'm gonna tell my kids this were the beatles [Laughter] let's walk across the street on the line okay there's a crosswalk right here no perfect perfect this is the worst [ __ ] oh yo there's a guy with a gun here yo this is like a task force that's it we go for it i'm pulling out the hammer did you die yeah i'd stay back one of those things one of the zombies now oh hey this'll do hey stand still no follow me everybody look i got a conga line going perfect this is a good ceremony for my death [Music] hey what the what was that d sync uh whatever bro did you teleport me you [ __ ] piece [Laughter] almost spectate my dead guy and i'm gonna watch him kill you where are you the guy with green pants i'm the tears [Music] you

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Length: 17min 51sec (1071 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 12 2022