SUPER TORTOISE ARMY!!! | Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator HD

can 1 million tortoises survivor' nuke well that was a quick video we've got the head of the ground I think they're dead are they all dead we're all a million of them day hold the phone I don't think these ones are dead but I can't tell if that's just because they're tortoises hold on oh my god they survived kind of a million tortoises over here survived Anouk oh my god yes all of these wow this is the really fast burning nuke is it hello one I'm the game people welcome back to ultimate epic battle simulator sorry I just thought we would we would give that a shot and see you see what kind of outcomes we got so there was a new unit if we can find it hold on it is it I mean not all of them appear oh no there it is the tortoise has 200 health and 33 attack damage what we are gonna do is we're gonna have a super tortoise there we go apparently the customization screen seems to have glitched so we can't call it something good it's just gonna be called further this is a new map actually the city of the Lost we said Oh oh my god it's beautiful so give me a second make some sort of an army okay um I think this is a good starting point oh this is so cool that's like a setup breach has the army to take on the the incoming tortoises oh they look so cute but are they super deadly apart they move at ten times speed I put I think some arches like they'll break they'll probably be able to squeeze through here and then attack the arches I'm hoping before we get that start I let's have a look around this map there's a lot of flat places like they need to add dragons that's gonna be a thing then he had dinosaurs then he adds so much more my amazing tortoises go there we go [Music] could anybody stand up to the tortoises I don't think so oh oh where they going where'd it go what are they doing oh my god are they being clever it's like a race we need some Benny Hill music here oh you know what it was I've starred this video and I thought you know what maybe I shouldn't make this video maybe you know tortoises isn't good enough as a unit to really cover yeah there's a new map but I think we've just found the best the best creature in the game Liam does even care he's killed millions okay there they are turtle tortoise scum but before them lies the 300 not only that then like 400 medieval knights backed up by arches oh they've got unicorns and then a whole footbridge of footmen as then finally at the end the one the only Chuck Norris you can the tortoises take on this entire army three two one go they're off down up to the tortoise army oh oh oh that they're good but the tortoises are just ripping through slowly but surely they're all falling for my other Ernie told us is dead I don't know if any tortoises are dead they're just so appalling oh the run to the medieval knights always straight through the spawn actually held the line really well it's just tearing through the arch around the 301 tortoise has moved on to the bridge always followed by another and a third can the pup and do anything to stop them I don't know Chuck Norris is said to attack he's all the way these wanna get past I'm sure Oh God when these tortoises finally finish off the last oh oh oh committing suicide tortoises what's gonna happen old Chuck Norris there he goes he starts a kickin butt can't Chuck Norris take on the mighty tear tortoises oh my God look at the attacks I don't think he's killed any it's a bloody fight now you can't kill Chuck okay okay it's not a bad that's Jean right okay I've decided to go in and change yourself from five million to five hundred thousand I think it's I think it's fifty thousand yeah fifty thousands is help now so that super till shouldn't be too crazy super told us but I've added five thousand regular tortoises let's just see if they can take this on I'm gonna add even more foot soldiers we're gonna have like a thousand foot soldiers I'm gonna place the killer tortoise all the way up the mountain so as soon as the battle starts I mean they're gonna be fairly slow probably put them closer okay there they are there's all the tortoises and there's the army so I'm expecting the tortoises to suffer really heavy losses 5,000 tortoises and there's like how many of these foot soldiers there is quite a few so many of them can you imagine this is real life good god I mean there must have been stuff other would've made a face in the mountain but over here on the cliffs is the true hero there is I didn't mean I didn't know whether these would be like proper cliffs or whatnot but the battle is about to start go off he goes tortoises I don't really know if they've made much headway he's about to go into the back of them though is he gonna shove them all the ciders you're gonna get stuck okay the battle is starting with the regular tortoises and the Spartans of the dying oh and the Knights the medieval Knights are having their go each facing a a wave of just a moving floor basically Barbie shins see this is a bad about time to be a Spartan because you have no guards but you also have no tones so you've just got a big fleshy mats look around and they're falling off the cliff that's not good they can't swim the tortoise is not turtles actually some of them have survived I think I think they're just gonna stay there oh that would be amazing if they could push and they would just push the Knights off the cliff that's what they would do they would just slowly push the wrong I don't think a single Spartan has died oh and night has fallen killed by turtles and tortoises oh I hate to additions I mean it's only a matter of time until one of them is allergic or gets Salmonella from their shells cuz that's a real Oh oh they're just falling to the death though they're not the smartest of beasts and they're just fallen there's actually quite a few of them alive you fall off the cliff you're into The Tortoise see this is an epic battle of epic proportions we've lost four Spartans for Spartans and numerous Knights I think we've also lost a ton of tortoises just on the floor so oh there you go there's a fifth one fallen Walken Spartans do against such reckless hate still no sign of the amazing tortoise yet it's very likely though he's fallen off the cliff or he's just stuck behind no stop falling off the cliff dear fools yeah oh you could have been amazing it's like the 300 when they started knocking them off the cliff oh oh you know what I mean they they're doing actually really well considering would they be any good well you know it's a hard time because can you imagine being the wife of this spawn and getting the news that your husband who is killed by tortoises they wouldn't believe the tale if you told them hey they are ok let's highlight just in case we lose one and go go super tortoises go go get them oh no how well can they do they've got like 50,000 hell-oh they just turned you're like oh we'll get there eventually or he's gonna bat yeah he's gonna help his friend now go go help them the one in the spawn just made a line straight through Oh Oh No Oh they've moved on to the arches Oh God he's still going a bottle from all fronts let's speed this up what are you doing dude yeah just take a lot of hits to kill like a single spawn Lester Oh know that yet they're falling off the cliff again yet we still back coming but once they kill the sponge then they can easy go and kill the rest of them oh he's like others tortoises on this side but there's a super tortoise on this side you don't stand a chance buddy the tortoise horn will consume all you don't you do drew could you move oh no hold on there is one still going that I'm sure of I think the rest of tight Oh have you seen this Larry look at all these tortoises Oh quick and easy - Oh Mike Jesus so many were part Oh No the flood comes third load night literally burn them down Oh God what's going on over there all of our men are being killed what is it where are they what's killing them coming oh this is amazing they're through let's return them all popping up the cliff as usual guy you can't do it you must run abandon your people I could do this I can flee at least they're not coming good see this is the only guy who's got some sense and he's pegging it you can't stand up to this force okay keep going keep going we can do this we can do this run Oh God look at them they're all blood-red come on we just need to go to the top of the cliff somehow come on we got this we could we could do this just like oh yeah they were making their way so guys we try this video they were like oh that was so much fun and until next time I'll see you later but why

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Keywords: new unit, nuke, Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator, epic battle simulator, uebs, total war, epic battle simulator gameplay, Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator Funny Moments, 300, chuck norris, chickens, orcs, lord of the rings, gaming beaver, battle, fight, epic, ultimate, ultimate battle, ultimate epic, part 1, campaign

Id: ee_3HZdMk1g

Length: 12min 30sec (750 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 08 2017