[Distant Singing] Ooh, I've been climbin' up your tower, [Distant Singing] You can kiss my ass. [Singing] I've been climbin' up your tower [Singing] And I'm smudgin' up your glass, hey! Hey! Don't take another suck, Suction Cup Man! Ah, top of the tower to ya, business dummy! This is the last time you're gonna suction cup MY tower, fuck head! Holy shit, is that a water gun? My god man, you're insane! There's more to it! Let me guess, heh, you filled it with piss! Wait, you DID fill it with piss?! It's filled with a new product I whipped up so I can put an end to this shit show forever! BAM! Anti-Suction Cup window cleaner! What does your company do? We make cleaning products... Pfff! That's lame. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S LAME! Dumbass. Jesus christ... WOAH SHIT! HAHA! Fuck you! Fuck you, I'll be back! I'll be ready for ya! You... uh... You're heading towards the highway! Fuck the highway, you can't kill Suction Cup Man! LOOK AT ME G- [Sirens] [Fire and screaming] [Low growl] Greetings, sinful o- WHERE AM I?! Uh- Greetings sinful one! Welcome to your eternal damnation! Oh lord! For your many misdeeds you will suffer everlasting pain throughout a thousand lives. Oh God! We shall begin with 100 years in the pit of fire! OH JESUS! Okay, can you stop with all the "God-Talk." We don't do that here. Oh well excuuuuse me, beardo! It's not like I wanna be here! Enough! Bow before me heathen and face your punishme- Hey, what's that? That is the gateway from which the sinful arrive. You died and came through... that thing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ECH Hi, welcome to hell. Enjoy your punishment [CRYING] What happens if I go back through it? Hah! No one can return to the world of the living. Not even if I go back through it? Well, you can't do that Why not You're not supposed to... The fuck is that supposed to mean?! You have no choice in this matter! You will face your punishments accordingly to pay for your... What are you doing? Got bored, fuck you, I'm leaving! But you're not supposed t- Fuck your shit and fuck hell. I'm Suction Cup Man! You can't just leave, you died. Death can suck my ass, you can't kill me! But you died! But I'll get out! Still died. Well- well at least I don't look like a giant ketchup bottle! [GASP] How dare you speak to me in this manner! I am the Prince of Darkness, the harbinger of all that is evil! You are in MY realm. You will bow to me, or face the consequences. FUCK YOU! Fuck you. Fuck YOU. Fuck you! Fuck you too. Fuck you three. I said it first so you're the most fucked. Dammit Boom! Me one, Satan zero. Well, you're stuck in Hell so let's call it even between us. Cool, I'm as evil as Satan! Can we team up? Wait, no. Fine, then I'm leaving. Also no. Then we're teaming up! Hey, I wrote us a friendship song! GET OFF THAT WALL! It goes a little something like this. WOAH HEY! [Singing] Go eat a dick. That's right, go eat a dick. Go eat a dick, dick, dick Go eat a big ol' dick! Go eat a dick. [Harmonica] You eat a dick, you... [Grumbling] I tried to warn him that he was drifting towards the highway, but he passed it off saying something like... "Fuck the highway you can't kill Suction Cup Man." And also "Look at me go!" at the end there. Right, he also said "Look at me g-" SHIT! Officer, arrest this man for attempted murder. We know who you are, and we're not doing that. Fair enough. Same time next week, business dummy? Go to hell. Trust me, I'm way ahead of you. [Jazzy Music] Agh. You dick... PIEMATIONS... MERCH? Now available. Hi, I'm Suction Cup Man! You might know me as Suction Cup Man from such classics as Suction Cup Man Well, today I'm here to tell you that after 6 years of animation, the sellouts at Piemations are releasing their first line of merchandise! Featuring a lot of me. This shirt makes it look like you have me in your pocket. That's pretty fuckin' funny I tell you what! Fuck you I'm climbin' up your phone case! Ever wanted to feel like I'm right outside your window? We also got brand recognition, these idiots, furries, and stuff that just says YEAH on it. Because "Piemations YEAH" You know? You get it. The link is in the description and helps keep this channel going, so get over there! What the fuck? Why are you in my office? How'd you get in here?! Ahh, I used the front door. How do you think, dumbass! GET OUT!!! Wait, wait! One more thing! Bitch. Seriously though. Link in the description and thanks for watching!
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