Substitute Teacher - Key & Peele

[bell rings] - ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, Y'ALL. I'M Y'ALL'S SUBSTITUTE TEACHER, MR. GARVEY. I TAUGHT SCHOOL FOR 20 YEARS IN THE INNER CITY, SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT MESSING WITH ME. Y'ALL FEEL ME? - MM-HMM. - OKAY. LET'S TAKE ROLL HERE. JAY QUELLIN. WHERE'S JAY QUELLIN AT? NO JAY QUELLIN HERE? - [clears throat] - YEAH. - UH, DO YOU MEAN JACQUELINE? - OKAY. SO THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE. Y'ALL WANNA PLAY. OKAY, THEN. I GOT MY EYE ON YOU, JAY QUELLIN. BALAKAY. WHERE IS BALAKAY AT? THERE'S NO BALAKAY HERE TODAY? YES, SIR. - MY NAME IS BLAKE. - BL... ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND? [mocking voice] BLAKE. WHAT? DO YOU WANNA GO TO WAR, BALAKEY? - NO. - 'CAUSE WE COULD GO TO WAR. - NO. - I'M FOR REAL. I'M FOR REAL. SO YOU BETTER CHECK YOURSELF. DEE-NICE. IS THERE A DEE-NICE? IF ONE OF Y'ALL SAYS SOME SILLY-ASS NAME... THIS WHOLE CLASS IS GONNA FEEL MY WRATH. NOW, DEE-NICE. - DO YOU MEAN DENISE? - SON OF A BITCH! YOU SAY YOUR NAME RIGHT, RIGHT NOW. - DENISE? - YOU SAY IT RIGHT. - DENISE. - CORRECTLY. - DENISE. - RIGHT. - DENISE. - RIGHT. - DEE-NICE. - THAT'S BETTER. - [sighs] - THANK YOU. NOW, AY-AY-RON. WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE IS AY-AY-RON RIGHT NOW? NO AY-AY RON, HUH? WELL, YOU BETTER BE SICK, DEAD, OR MUTE, AY-AY-RON! - HERE. OH, MAN. - WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER ME THE FIRST TIME I SAID IT, HUH? - HUH? - YOU KNOW, I'M JUST ASKING YOU. I SAID IT, LIKE, FOUR TIMES. SO WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY IT THE FIRST TIME I SAID, "AY-AY-RON?" - BECAUSE IT'S PRONOUNCED "AARON." - SON OF A BITCH! [clattering] YOU DONE MESSED UP, AY-AY RON, NOW TAKE YOUR ASS ON DOWN TO OH-SHAG-HENNESY'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW AND TELL HIM EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID! - WHO? - OH-SHAG-HENNESY! - PRINCIPAL O'SHAUGHNESSY? - GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN CLASSROOM BEFORE I BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS! INSUBORDINATE... AND CHURLISH. TYM-OH-THEE. - PRESENT. - THANK YOU!

Channel: Comedy Central

Views: 193,499,797

Rating: 4.9335446 out of 5

Keywords: Key & Peele, Key and Peele, Jordan Peele, Keegan Michael Key, Key & Peele episodes, Key & Peele full episodes, key and peel, comedy central comedians, substitute teacher, Comedy Central (TV Network), a-a-ron, names, mispronouncing names, key and peele substitute teacher, funny sketches, key and peele substitute, mr garvey, sketch comedy, keey & peele, key and peele show, kay and peele, funny, funny video, comedy videos, funny jokes, funny clips, Mr. garvey, comedy central

Id: Dd7FixvoKBw

Length: 3min 1sec (181 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 17 2012

Reddit Comments

[u/Merlyn_LeRoy]

Still doesn't beat their inner city wizard school

[u/dmanww]

as is traditional when this video is posted, I have to put up a link to their East/West College Bowl video

[u/mequals1m1w]

I've been obsessed with how he says:

"A-A-ron. Where are you?"

"Where is A-A-ron right now?"

Also:

"Insubordinate! And churlish."

[u/ramblerandgambler]

Are you out of your goddamn mind?

I taught first grade in Thailand for a year, couldn't pronounce any kid's name, they were ridiculous. Panporn Patiponporn, was one example that stands out.

[u/BenAfleckIsAnOkActor]

I laugh my ass off ever tim this is posted.

[u/thebiggestpoo]

This video is the reason why i went from being known as 'Blake' among my peers to 'BUHLAKAY'. It still kills me every time regardless.

[u/stuntsbluntshiphop]

Lol hilarious. BALAKE do you wanna go to war?

[u/[deleted]]

When the Aaron character says "oh man" it gets me every time.

[u/contrariansanonymous]

This video gets posted at least once every 3 months, and I watch it every time.