Stuck on a RAFT with a bunch of morons Part 4 // Raft Funny Moments

worst free night ever I've made a fishing rod who wants it why do why have we only just made a fishing rods because Alex is holding all the [ __ ] materials at least my inventory is full of [ __ ] flowers do you seriously want flowers throw them off the goddamn Edge and get something useful no eat the flowers and stop being a bush so we're in New Zealand obviously at the moment um how's the lack for you guys oh wow the lag is ridiculous she's still playable [ __ ] stuff is basically impossible do you guys need to host at your indoor it's fine it's not fine it's not I think it's because Kath can't get all the loot first oh this is how we should do it from now on with cats yes we've added like a handicap we just got to induce like 300 milliseconds later yeah exactly uh I've been starving to death you guys there's a fish on there he's a tiny little thing his name is Clive no it's not Alice's not in that yet that wouldn't be enough to feed us no it wouldn't even be enough for an hors d'oeuvre I I am literally gonna die in the next like five minutes I have a potato thanks cat I just watched you eat a [ __ ] potato in front of me if they didn't need it I treat you and I [ __ ] misclick extra [ __ ] doubt I try to shut up I tried to be nice and this is what I get instead you're a [ __ ] dick and ate the food in front of me hey guys who am I oh look I've got a potato here wow wow [ __ ] accurate impression oh my God no sorry sorry could someone else do the sale I just tried to do it it's just got a horribly wrong what's wrong with that is the lag the lag is so bad hold off to rotate smoothly Alex what the [ __ ] all this that's not mine you [ __ ] liar gath you [ __ ] [ __ ] just happened I [ __ ] looks like barrels as he jumped in the water and picked it up off my hook and then she claims not to be a loot [ __ ] I'm sorry who was hoarding all of the inventory I was holding flowers nobody picking up you had stuff that you were trying to get that you couldn't pick up that was useful because you had too much [ __ ] flowers yeah so how's that means at least I'm sharing my inventory with people or eating [ __ ] food I don't want to talk about it the funny thing is I saw her like out of the corner of my eye who passed me and as we're starving just low-key eating potatoes oh I learned another motivational quote what does it say this one's better Ralph's with raft oh I really want that to be a live laugh love one that'd be great live laugh raft do we have any food by the way sorry about to starve to death uh no we do not have any food oh did you want food as Alex stands there stuffing his face with a watermelon people from I found them on them on this all right I've got one left there you go [ __ ] [ __ ] I've got some pineapples as well Ellis do you want a pineapple are you on the island yeah are you guys uh there's someone on the island there's cats me oh no kill them eat them uh man's Road thanks to the uh 100 bits there I would love for you guys to somehow make a game for Gabby called lion or lion and just record Ellis's reactions you say well how do you say it again say what lion lion so oh yeah she says line without the O lion and lion I also [ __ ] up the way that says snowman oh yeah oh my god I've never heard that before I don't know if that's a Scottish thing but I it was pointed out to me the other day when we were talking about snow and I was like oh yeah oh let's build a snowman I mean moon is also a slang in Welsh you know like how Welsh people say but yeah they use it interchangeably with money so Batman but man um can we remove this one Kath uh how do you remove it X ah there we go get off it okay don't tell me to get off there okay you should I told him to get off you should have done it cath we need content God be funny God I always try to be nice do that next time being nice in wpe like what the [ __ ] is wrong with you Kath nice guys don't win I win and I'm nice you're not nice it's like WP naughty or nice yeah exactly yeah mostly naughty [ __ ] shot got me go go gadget shark man or as it's now known SharkMan Batman and Robin Superman fighting Spiderman the X-Men it's actually what X-Men the X-Men I love the X-Men one small step for Moon so what if it's multiple what if there's two of them what'd you call it then what there's two snowmen yeah two snowmen but then you don't say two snowmans do you no well no but you say men not mun oh maybe that comes from like Old English or something or just wrong English oh no there's a constantly evolving Beast that just you just call Gabby a constantly evolving Beast yes yeah I think yeah I'm just from Glasgow oh angle Riser right fast it might because it might because you guys are on the way okay could you could you shift AVU please is that French yes that is French for get the [ __ ] out of the way I'll meet you to the [ __ ] tattoos oh yeah [ __ ] we do need to do that why do you say tattoos weird tattoos tattoo not tattoo no but there's two T's it's a tattoo no no yeah but more it's because I pronounce my words because it's goddess I don't blend it on oh tattoo because you just drop one of the t's no you don't have to pronounce it it's just yeah it's just are you sure it's so soft too where did the word come from it's tough uh the word came from uh the small fishing province in Russia called uh tattoo mate it nearly sounded like a new ozone about no it didn't it ever since to be fair to Jake there was a country that sat next to Russia called talatuva which is not far off tattoo Jake had no idea about it he had no idea about that he was just guessing I thought someone might connect the dots thank you thank you for being as intelligent as you are and putting these morons to shame uh Griffin heart thinks I had a bit junk is Shipwrecked and on walking discovered himself to be on a beach the sun is dark red he can't believe it the sky is dark red he walks around for a while and sees dark red grass dark red birds and dark red fruit and all the dark red trees he is shocked when he finds that his skin is also dark red ah he cries I thought I've been marooned oh for [ __ ] sake Jesus Christ [Laughter] are we still at this island for a reason oh my God what the [ __ ] Jake nothing and the world is worth that reaction that was amazing that was the do we have a metal ingot no we need to make a no we need to we need to make a smell to first I'm in the process of doing it sorry first schmelta smelter or if you're Edison yeah I was really struggling with it I was like I said smelter yeah but it was like you're doing a Boris Johnson Mumble oh God I didn't have parties I can't get you to trouble on a raft because there's no politics there's only five people it was very good I hate you guys that's the thing unless you make a concerted effort to go and put yourself in situations that you wouldn't other otherwise usually be in it's going to be very difficult to meet people yeah and I wouldn't never touched anything like Tinder with a barge pole oh I mean I hate it because it's literally it's either I don't get replies or you have a conversation for a couple of weeks and then get ghosted for no [ __ ] reason yeah yeah exactly unless unless you're like one of these little pricks who has like pictures of watches and cars and it's a genuine you know they get oh there's another one that's right the stream's not been monetized unless you're welcome we can let it go yeah it's almost my time fishing out from this street [Music] foreign [Music]

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Length: 9min 37sec (577 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 29 2022