Astroneer but it's a complete mess

can you guys please say happy birthday to my m 8 s shane and benjamin your channel means a lot to them ..no NO SHOUTOUTS! it's david bowie from space! ooh david bowie! david bowie! your david bowie accent sounds suspiciously like david attenborough i've gotta be honest! david bowie / edinburgh? hullo there that's your david attenborough impression?! hullo there! here we see the antelope in the wild! omg it's so dark down here! how do we get back up? oh woaaah my god! dude! dude there's a cave down here! oh my god! well that was short lived! right.. it's it's flarl? falaorite? falerite? no.. sthpalaorite? it's got an S! that is so difficult for you to say! ..with a lisp! sfthaloroloite! no.. it is suhfalorite? again.. i'm gonna have to see that written down dude.. i'm sorry! okay it's spelt umm *reading the astroneer wiki* *failing to read *sigh* this is a radly? badly written.. no you're just? can't reading it? you're just incapable of reading english! i'm trying to read the ricky? *wiki you're trying to read the ricky?! this is a new site is it? ricky?! ricky gervais?! ricky.. ricky-pedia! ricky martin! yeah ricky martin-pedia! how do you get out of the centrifuge guys?! because the centrifuge is down.. and it's got full power and it's got loads of organic in it and we can't actually pull it out.. before we could just pick it out.. click on it at a funny angle.. hang on.. put it back in there.. wait how are you doing it?! just click on it you fool! when i click on it it picks it up.. well how come i can do it fine then? i dunno.. you didn't just describe that at all! you just took it off and just said oh just take it off! i said click on it with your mouse! we just did! hence why it picked it up! well you weren't doing it right enough were you.. well no sherlock! get good scrub! can you explain? explain! i don't know what you want me to say! i just clicked on it and if came off! clicked on what?! clicked on it! what it?! the organic?! a particular part of the machine?! what?! it! WHAT?! i must go! my people need me! why are you building.. jake don't build in the base! oh sorry! because now we have to flatten it! it's fine look i'm flattening it! no jake.. oh no i'm not! hang on! how do i put it down?! stop clicking buttons jake! go away! sorry i'll just stay still! leave! leave! jake come with me.. jakejakejake come with me we'll go.. i'll take you somewhere and put you down- i mean.. why are you bringing that with you?! just ignore the so that goes.. there.. oh and then we power it from the ship! *realisation* cath made a little compound mine but i can't remember which direction it was? i see loads over here.. no cath's got tonnes! oh right.. cath's just hoarding! cath can you stick compound on the.. i'm eating ramen hang on.. I'M EATING RAMEN! I'M EATING RAMEN! we're gonna end up with a i'm eating' list aren't we?! alex say sphalerite.. do one! say sphalerite! alerite.. you just said alerite! that does not count! no i said sphalerite you just can't hear it 'COS OF MY LISP! alright see you guys later! do i get some kind of ritual?! for launching? can i get a countdown?! no bye! nope.. just off! T minus 5 5 4 4 3 3 2 2 1 bye! *tsshk* houston we have lift off thank you! woo! thank he's gone! yeah i'm gonna just.. i'm gonna get rid of all this uhh.. *magically re-appears in backpack* hang on! wtf? that was so confusing! were you taking it off your backpack and alex was putting it back on again? yeah.. troll! i just got umm got uhh-nother.. we need a large printer.. asteroid.. or research item thingy.. soo- sorry cath what was that? because you both.. you and alex were talking at the same time.. and i couldn't hear any of it.. ?? so i had a really great day today.. so what i was saying was.. you guys are hilarious.. i was just going into into uhh homebase and basically the guy the guy in the shop was really good.. he uhh he basically said to me that i've got really good running form.. oh stop talking over each other seriously! it's really annoying! stop it! so we've got the tractor.. we need the trailer.. okay so yeah.. i'll just research that then i guess! then i don't know if we've got seats and all the rest of that stuff as well.. which i think we might need.. do you need to put seats in separately? i think so yeah.. what kind of of a rip off.. tractor is this?! like you can have the tractor but you have to pay for the seats separately.. it's like EA's designed the seating plan in this game! and stop! stop it! stop that right now! stop! stop! stop! what?! alex dumping all his random not in the random pile! you put your random in the random pile! it's clearly organised and filed okay?! there's a system! oh there's a person's pack here.. probably mine.. oh it's probably mine! might have been mine.. just proves how much everyone has in this thing! i think i'm on the same planet as you.. i think i can see you.. can you? stay where you are! what do you mean? they're on the home planet! we're on the home planet dude.. yeah wait hang on.. stay where you are! have you just.. gone up into orbit? have you taken off and then just landed back on to the.. onto the same planet that you took off from? uhhmm.. i'm not gonna say yes.. oh cath! hi guys! oh i hear something.. is that you guys? that's me in my buggy.. *parp* alex? yeah? what was that?! was that you farting again? dunno what that was.. look at this! lotta lotta lot of.. lot of things on this thingy! wow! what? thanks jake! what? gotta lotta lotta things on this thingy! jake making sense since.. 1990! it's so specific! a lotta lotta things on this.. i just spat everywhere! oh oh yeah yeah! do you wanna come set off fireworks jake? oh yeah! *poom* oh alex just set them off! ohhh! it's like the magic kingdom here! well that was ! that just exploded it didn't even go up anywhere! well it's because i panicked and i picked it up! ohhhh ALEX! it's alright we can make another one! i didn't make it i found it! and they're quite difficult to make because you need gunpowder! we can make gunpowder.. no we can't! oh.. well it wasn't my fault! well great! the one firework we have.. dear diary.. day 687 we found a firework today.. alex broke it immediately out of spite! marooned on a planet with four people i hate! hang on.. four people?! who's the fourth?! i ate one of them! day 1027.. still can't get over about eating jeff! sorry jeff! rip jeff! dear diary.. SHUT UP day 487.. alex has forgotten everybodys' names.. ellis is going mad with rage! he's just referring to everyone as graham! cath just ate a cookie! you nicked my cookie! you told me i could have it! and it was the most disappointing cookie i think i have ever eaten in my life! i did warn you! where were they from? mc. donalds.. it was terrible! oh mc. donalds?! what the did you expect was going to happen?! dear diary.. mc. donalds is the.. off! shut up! mc. donalds is the only thing left in the ration supply.. you were a mistake! please.. get me off this hellhole! did you just tell him he was a mistake?! sorry.. i just like quoting what other people tell me all the time.. aww u k hun? yes! pitty me! stop! stop! stop! ohh :( that's dealt with that!

Channel: WorstPremadeEver

Views: 1,256,419

Rating: 4.9580679 out of 5

Keywords: astroneer, worst, premade, ever, worstpremadeever, funny, moments, highlight, stream, best, of, funniest, hilarious, fail

Id: L00z9yUGv3s

Length: 10min 50sec (650 seconds)

Published: Thu May 02 2019