Steven Seagal Wrote His Own Movie..

this is not a drill mr. has a holiday sale 30% off storewide buy anything and unlock two free gifts guys check this one out the website is in the description miss. please enjoy the video it is the season Sten Sagal I've reviewed Seagal films ranging from 2009 all the way to 2019 and I am ecstatic to say that today we have a first this is the first film where Seagal not only stars in it but he also wrote the damn thing he is the sole writing credit for attrition 2018 it was originally titled final mission but then they decided uh that makes too much sense hey what's like a what's like a fight battle word that people don't really use ever attenuation oh yeah something a little less stupid I went to watch a trailer and I love the comments every time this one actually looks good you know when the intense trailers run down their lineup of stars it'll be like oh Vin Diesel Katherine Zeta Jones and Luis Guzman in attenuation uh watch how they do it in this trailer Steven Sagar attrition what's that other actors would what are we alpenheim it's just a 6'4 Jewish guy and multiple Asians enjoy and even though this is the first movie I'll be watching that he wrote it still has all the same sisms so he's skilled in everything he doesn't lose fights foreign women love him but it's actually worse because since he's the writer there's no line there's no one to stop each other from having it go too far it's like a parody of itself in this movie he's Jesus with a tank suit so get comfy and enjoy but also don't forget to wash up with today's sponsor this video is sponsored by Dr Squatch and they got a deal that'll make you squeal like I caught you counting cards in a casino and I'm a Pit Boss with a questionable past what's 9 + 10 21 the buy three get three bundle is exactly what it sounds like you get three soaps that smell like like you know what the Rock's cooking and you get three absolutely free that is a total of $28 off rounding out to about $4 per bar for new customers 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walking the weight of war is a heavy burden to bear I wanted to give myself a bit of a challenge this time so I put no subtitles I take refuge in the Buda uh naked woman not even two and a half minutes in all right probably could add close that's crazy I don't know how why I said that human trafficking trade is estimated at $32 billion perom animal traffic is estimated at23 billion perom I actually just wanted to pause this real quick to ask you guys oh what do you think Sagal just said right there he said the billions per anom do you know what he said cuz I didn't know what he said my editor didn't know what he said I had to Google it it apparently means annually anom a an n u m so then I Googled the next appropriate thing to Google which is who says Anam and Google told me its meaning in English is not really diverged at all so it is basically just a snoody or jargonistic way to say year Google said it not me okay so here's the question should we be surprised with when we realize that Steven seagull is probably not that important of a character in this movie or is it not going to take the same theme as the others and he's actually at least top three written by Steven Seagal no I don't think I've ever seen that credit oh we might be in for a spicy one boys written by Steven Sagal huh I didn't see any other names on there okay so I feel like he's got to be in this then up yeah I believe he wrote that part line up here and the doctor is coming very soon okay everything is going to be fine he's a okay so so far he's like the leader of a SWAT Operation and also he's a miracle doctor to a small village and we're s minutes into the movie yeah SE Ro it I don't know why I question it oh my God it's him he's kissing babies like the president no is he doing the chiropractor meme all right I'm just just going to feel a little pinch here okay so this is definitely Steven Seagal son only a martial arts Prodigy like this would come from Big Steve's balls okay never mind same Jee pool counts you know I will say from what I can remember from the other Seagal movies I'm granted there was an action scene in the beginning the other ones always come out blazing with crazy action scenes super over the top pretty much right away what did he say you should go see him I know I'm not supposed to make jokes about your mother I'm sorry we just got a kawhai laugh out his cigal that was so good I'm I'm putting that on the on my soundboard for streaming I'm a fun guy I can't even talk my life is trash okay so skull's also a master of the martial arts write it down chat is that to show how steady his hand is or what is that exhibit exactly according to the words of our Great Master unless you have empty and complete Cal the butterfly will leave oh there you go not only are you skillful Marshall Arts but you also have a kind kind write that down Chad you see he never left yeah actually can't get him to leave now I'm not sure what to do chimar Club so the this peeping Tom stalker has been on a tear so far yeah has been watching you all morning he never answers when I speak to him that's cuz he's deaf he can't talk oh Fade to Black that's a that's a staple of a batugal film the most natural sleepy position I've ever seen actually your destiny awaits you that was a whole scene the tala she knew things she couldn't know these things no one can do and she also had the power of healing not in his lucky wine shirt dude come on okay so this this has to be Master cam then oh yeah he's got the tattoo that's Master kunam if I've ever seen him good catch one take yeah I can definitely uh yes as a matter of fact he is very gorgeous to me oh okay so there's multiple healers oh I'm going to guess the girl is probably Steven Seagal's girl who's his wife I think hell yeah St Sone a hat it's probably legitimately what Seagal thinks his life is like they just an NPC challenge you out of nowhere to a life and death battle well just so you know the Hat stays on butterfly butterfly butterfly you know stranger negative words carry great weight they're like a poison they carry their own life you mind if we talk inside it's a little it's a little it's just a it's a little it's downpouring a lot if you're my student let this be your first lesson o yeah look at that [Laughter] hat this looks like the set of a YouTube Rewind I don't know if that makes sense but can't you picture like Matt pet and Jenna Marbles dancing through the street with a bunch of other washed up guys not them not calling them them washed up there would be a group of washed up behind them throw me in there I don't give a oh wait I think that little mute boy stalking me again just play Benny Hill music through this entire thing there's no way this is your strategy are you lost baby girl she can't really straighten out her next how's that huh yeah that was a scared yeah was I don't want to know what's going to happen if I say no type of yeah so the kid said his father has a knife and he's going to he's going to un alive himself and seigal's going to watch apparently please brother this isn't the answer he's right Sagal you know what to do summon the butterfly take the knife out of his hand I approve it all right buddy I give you my life so you can live for him please brother this isn't the answer Sagal is also a professional negotiator Works in Works in Su prevention write that down chat so my work here's done someone bring me my hat look at that he's great with kids write that down chat said she loves flow she loves this that was an important thing to get in there I I don't know what I would have done if that if that didn't bridge the gap between whatever the is about to happen here why do you sleep like that that suck all only someone who's ready to whoop ass at the job of a dime sleep like that who are you I am nothing I am everything I am empty here something there at least two something all's big ass does not look natural in that Queen what's the name of the pitol war I have heard many things about you go on list off my resume take my daughter because I'm quite sure I will not return alive just one of them that is the most horrible thing I've ever seen a father do they're yours now my God this is terrifying to watch don't don't don't don't do that get get up I I will beat your ass right now if you try to do that again the Hat returns doesn't get a little hot and all black seigal what are you looking at Mr hatman which one of these categories do you fall under bro was kidnapping your thing you call him brauh I think he called him brauh it's Michael Myers ass walk down you are one of those idiots who learn Kung Fu you however are divided into two things your phone is spiritual and you physical technique wait is it does he know the camera's on he's just kind of bodying him right now was this 's way of trying to fight back at the critics I love when I kick someone's chest and blood spawns from them like Mortal comad imagine this 6'8 guy just trailing you if you're a bad guy and anytime he spawns he just starts reading off horoscope readings to your face and then beats your ass she stole from me she took my money a ring that was a precious family heirloom I missed a chapter with his brother and whatever his business isimar Club oh it's just a lead up for another fight okay that's fine that's pretty dope before the guy even lays completely flat after getting his ass beat take him away do you steal Mr H yes sir I have a daughter she has lemia oh are we going to get a Darman Cameo I believe you [Music] what is this is this sexism and the guy was getting robbed he told you he was getting robbed you beat his ass like yeah I feel for her but you know I feel like the other guy deserves some form of lenience here this should be love for money for you and your daughter to live a life without one yeah I actually counted it this morning just in case someone happen to have a daughter with lukemia no matter how poor you are never steal what that a good example for your daughter you win a get set completely you punished the guy she stole from and you rewarded I don't get the subplot can we just go to the karaoke room please cuz knowing SE all there's going to be strippers there for no reason you know I know I was she supposed to be singing that's hilarious she's just muted I'm thinking of so many things right now and it's really confusing me he's talking about real estate right now he's just turn into Grant Cardone for some reason the woman singing is non-existent it's just just something playing over the radio but she's pretending to sing the song who the is Axe is Steven Sagal axe I'm ready for everything they had that at the ready huh just like the $2 million you had in that Louis bag old habits die hard old habits die hard I love that movie that's why we need the right tools and right people for the job ooh we're Gathering a team a team of very very skilled people oh yeah it's a man who drives a Chevy if I've ever seen it Mark wber scarecrow and Infidel oh are were we do were we in the quota I was going to Hollywood that's a good name cuz I was going to say the last Club I don't think counted I thought that was obvious that's so funny that he's just casually dropping this right now this the woman we're looking for early 20s that's about it bro I hear one question comic relief comic relief hit us hit us hit us the hell is that name racism Classic Hollywood there's two kinds of dogs chin there's the kind of dog that's loyal to his master until the end and there's the kind of dog that'll bite his master at the first chance he gets and there's also my dog it's a pit black I like him a lot otherwise known as The monck Demon Slayer the monster Demon Slayer write that down Chad I have no aspirations to be anything great receive any great teachings humble write that down I love I love that we don't even get fake moments of panic like he's never hit down but not out he's just doing brutalities now dude he doesn't care he's dead just killed him I'll pay for everything don't worry about mostly don't worry brother see you later I'll catch you on the flip side don't forget to check your six he's dead have they all been waiting here this entire time hell yeah baby oh this counts by the way this counts we hit our quota we hit our quota written by Steven Sagal indeed doesn't matter how the movie ends we somehow still get to this same exact climax every time no yeah no we definitely met our quota flashing lights Warning by the way this this isn't going to be shown anyways but just know we just got a hit with a strobe like none other oh oh they got like a oh they got like an orgy thing going on right right right right right right sex guy with a belter on his neck sex uh massage table old man who's definitely Rich sex hookah in the background sex we see one more room I I feel like I need one more what was the point of that I feel like you could have killed those guys pretty quietly and kept moving through oo that was nice who hid those who put those there since she just came in started blasting you might as well just walked in with the guns to begin with I love how the guys versing the brother that doesn't have a gun aren't using guns as well oh yeah blood everywhere the same amount of blood when I kick him in the chest wait what was the point of that student that Steven Sagal took the one that he whooped his ass with the hat is it fronded upon if Infidel just peered over the railing there and just shot three slugs into that guy's chest well that was easy to arrive to up X like pulls up the photo in front of her checks out now here's the question is Seagal going to get hit in this fight this is the master this is the big dog the Dand it's looking bad for him so far a seems to be whooping a lot of ass uh that was not Steven Sagal just want to clarify that that little backshot pause that was a much more Slender Man but a much more slick back hey look at this [Applause] man didn't even get touched I don't even I I don't even know why there was a concerned Why did we worry about anything oh yeah you and what [Laughter] army say it oh the world as we used to know it oh I you get sick of like just yapping they are almost L who are these men lastly I just wanted to say guy SP commit Our Lives to helping the innocent I forgot this child was in the movie for the generation it's just in one ear and and out the other dog and our prayers will not be empty still going hell yeah get that man a bigger chair love this little Romeo almost die font a little hint of ragd doll in it all right this the movie oh wait hold on we got behind the scenes hold on hold on I'm actually Dialing for this oh steepen SE sing a song dial me in dial me the in baby everybody shut the hell up got to play a little blues for the boy seigal that's the only reason he wrote A Sound Stage into the movie oh punani punani punani give me the barbecue been on a r before they got a whole Cupid shule cono line back there s is see so few things here this is wholesome it's nice but the fact that this is like choreographed to a a certain extent definitely makes it a little weird and makes it seem like everyone's being forced to enjoy this concert and it's not the cast actually just genuinely letting loose here maybe like half and half like this was very much planned set like the cameras it's just a little weird by the way this is uh the song Barb Q written by Steven Seagal courtesy of Steven Seagal wait a minute wait was everyone supposed to be in character for that oh this isn't a cute behind the scenes thing this is supposed to be after he murdered everybody everybody came out to party and in the movies lore Sagal is also a blue singer because there's like security guards there that look like the security guards you would have at a club but I would think if this was on set they wouldn't have like the bouncers there by the stage I think this is supposed to be in the movies lore which would explain a lot well that was attrition four out of 10 no that's a lie it's got to be weighed out on a Sagal scale you can't compare this to regular movies in terms of the Seagal movies I've seen yeah I'd say like three out of 10 is there content there absolutely I had a blast do I wish Sagal said more things that weren't fortune cookie readings yes I like when he tries to say regular people things it makes it so much more funnier if you guys enjoyed this video please leave a like we got a crazy sale going on miss. 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Length: 23min 17sec (1397 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 14 2023