Starting My Own ARMY STORE In Minecraft

Jenny look we've got our own Army store that hey Josh we're gonna be selling guns to people and more and grenades yeah yeah should we actually check out what we've got in here by the way we also have cameras look at all these cool guns and stuff so we're leasing this place for uh very much whoa look at these mechs oh my goodness sell all these things I hate that right yeah so I think so basically the business oh this is look at this it's like a flame for a tank or something oh my what okay okay all right anyway look so the way that we're going to be doing this business is people are going to come in with their budget and we need to get them out with their gear that's right they're basically telling us hey we want to buy dangerous weapons yeah and we're saying okay how much money you got yep jelly we that's exactly what I just said could you go and ask for our first customer wait oh I think oh they're coming hello stop stop right there back up back up back up we just have to do a quick search on it we need to make sure he's got guns right because yeah uh he's wearing a gun we're good oh okay come on in then I guess all right how much money have you got to spend today that that's right just throw it out of the hunt too 300 all right put it in the cash machine jelly that's not the cash machine that's not the cash machine that's not the cash machine that's not the cash machine how many times I have to say things to you jelly [Music] okay so what can we do for 300 what I've got to upsell the client a little oh oh oh yeah yeah sir 300 is a very large amount of money however if you have five more bucks we'll be able to buy you the best thing ever [Music] okay wow I'm actually impressed all right well what we're gonna do Jenny is for that for that money we can kit them out in a full gear with a gun right that's that's fair uh yes okay so exactly well you've got a gas mask um that's right that's right put that on sir and then we'll get some uh cameras oh look at that and then we got you some camo pants and then oh yeah and then over here we're gonna give uh a I think this one a rifle that's right look at you 305 dollars sir you must be sold okay jelly we must we gotta show them how it works right yeah come on out here come on out here just aim at a tree and shoot oh yeah but jelly that's not the interesting bit would you uh would you crouch for me right there oh with the gas mask he can release a toxic cloud wait did I just we should we should send those back to the factory because gas must work the exact opposite oh do they yeah oh okay well I hope you're happy with your uh purchase I'll get out of here go yeah no refund no refunds yeah yeah don't kill people Jed it's been a little bit of time since we had our uh next customer maybe I should scream oh yeah do that do that we're open I don't think that's loud enough we're open a bit louder that work open okay oh hello come on in come on in wait no don't come on in wait what what body surgery you can't body search everyone it's it's not okay just gotta make sure oh my God okay is the right customer all right come on it seems like you're carrying welcome welcome okay so so budget sport Works in Majestic ways wait wait come on yeah yeah I noticed that she had another thousand in her hand when she threw that down now we've actually got a deal today if you spend two thousand dollars you get two thousand dollars worth oh two thousand oh we got him we got him okay good good good all right 50 less than spending four thousand it's truly incredible okay let's put this in the depositor yeah the deposit what are we actually gonna hook them up with jelly are you okay uh yeah deposited um lady it's your lucky day you just bought yourself a brand new whip oh you're giving them the Jeep okay yeah yeah the Jeep come here oh whoops sorry sorry I accidentally farted that was me I gotta get rid of the gas mask let's take it actually outside jelly okay okay all right all right wait jelly Jenny you know what this isn't it though don't get it don't get it don't get it come here come here you know you're you're uh your money really got a good deal today Jay are you struggling to speak yes okay you've got yourself a rock jelly yeah I mean is this not enough more regular oh my God okay we're going well away from our shop jelly uh lady here you go two thousand dollars bought you a Jeep and some very beautiful guns okay let's get this out of here oh put oh my goodness oh my God just no no test it on the tree that's not the tree this is my Lord I just cut this will you stop to I he said shoot the tree oh my goodness you did just cut this but it looks pretty terrible well yeah now it looks terrible get in the car wait no do you want to see the grenades first oh yeah Grenade yeah throw it up in the air like straight up in the air uh oh it's a smoker Shelly wait look you can't see me okay all right check out your last grenade there you go and then get in the Jeep and get out of here you've already had your spend oh yeah you spent way too much enjoy your stuff bye-bye good luck out there with those lame weapons why are you saying that we're gonna get a bad review she's out of missiles already she'll come back oh okay good that's smart business okay just get inside and call for another customer please maybe I should say in another language what do you think go for it [Music] what language is that that was Dutch that was Dutch okay okay oh look at this customer fellow Dutch man I think so anyway because he heard what okay all right how much money you got to spend buddy you know the rules oh oh oh fourth out okay okay but this unfortunately you are only one thousand dollars short of our premium package that's right 1001. oh you're now actually if you were to spend 4 000 more dollars you could get our VIP package all right right right we will treat you and if you were to give us a tip we'd be happy 20 percent take it okay fine all right let me just deposit this okay all right all right all right withdrawal oh I'm actually there we go okay um you've got yourself a lucky day it is magical Tuesday which means Josh yeah I mean I I you get you get first of all for your equipment you get the demon side Doom gear yeah that is very special we only tend to give that out on Tuesdays and it is what is it today it's Tuesday oh I I mean it happens to be Tuesday but you're all so special so um yeah okay that's your gear and then what weapon I forget what weapons we even have for sales to be honest um look at these sir these you could have but you're not getting okay you get the minigun okay okay we're not done yet we're not done yet though you you wait you wait dude he looks okay and then to top it all off um I'll be bringing something around the back jelly you take a customer out front okay all right all right sir follow me follow me this way oh look check this out you also get a tank but can you show us off your minigun first yeah whoa the tree like maybe higher up well it's not that it's pretty impressive but you've also got a tank whoa you see this Village over here okay it's not really got the same range but hypothetically actually you know what go for it jump it you try to get out this is the customers I just wanted to try okay it's the customer's tank jelly wow go get in and go destroy that Village we'll watch from up here yeah it's called Uh creating uh demand for our product oh they'll want to shoot back I think he just fell in a hole they're gonna want to get guns as well oh that makes sense look at that Village man okay well I think that customer is satisfied jelly um that's right uh you've got it should we say tankify no can you fix the lawn again please okay all right let's uh I'll be waiting for our next customer you finished cleaning up the grass we gotta say open back oh we've got we've got a customer we've got a customer oh wait no no Josh open backwards quick uh the backwards is the back is already open no nepo what open just get in please get in just stop listening to him whoa whoa look at that he's he's swearing the very wait well we've got other customers sorry uh let me solve this One customer at a time please all right there we go problem solved customer just got brutally murdered yeah yeah it won't cost the right time it's a rule anyway looks like a nice golden chain you've got there I bet it was worth a lot of money right Josh uh yes yes yes how much have you got to spend but you need to spend a lot of money oh let's go is that enough that's enough right 21 000. that is a lot of money I know of a special machine that you can buy for 25 000 all you need is literally four thousand more dollars okay that sounds good I'll get the equipment jelly ready as well okay good good good yeah so first of all sir we gotta cover up that golden chain this is the pray to Doom outfit yeah we'll give you a very special gun no no there's better guns down here that's inside of a oh my whoa I forget we even have stuff like this whoa yeah yeah yeah yeah okay to top it off you may choose wait we're selling these jelly okay the Mecca or that bro remember Mech dirt bike cool yes which one do you want one no test drive this you want this one okay that one all right got it fueled up let's get it oh okay I gotta take out the back back door Josh oh um wait sir excuse me just shoot the edge of our door please yeah please just open this up a bit okay Jenny could you just could you get a better weapon to open this up please not saying that yours is bad sir not at all no no all right open this front up a bit so we can oh okay here you go check out your Mech wow plus your plasma gone try it on the tree oh okay jelly I'll be honest the weapon kind of sucks so let's just avoid that all right check out your man egg wow all right blue laser go get out of here buddy okay bye do you think he lives in the village he's probably quite upset Jake stop shooting Rockets our customers okay all right we gotta get one more customer before we end the day okay okay all right all right wait how are we gonna stay open now just just stop almost close Okay Jenny I think we've done pretty good today don't you think ah Josh oh customer I'm not a millionaire I know I know how to handle this one jelly okay hello customer why do you have a TV okay customer we have a special deal today check out this awesome Mech over here you need to pay and this is a discount is all of the money you own that's that's a good deal that's a good deal it's a good discount it's a good deal wait oh let's go handle the finances jelly you've got this look at this okay all right sure there's wherever that came from don't mind me I just need to suit this thing up fuel it up but I'm not sure I'm sure there's more okay I mean oh yeah yeah yeah oh sorry oh Jerry stop Jenny you were just supposed to test it this is the beautiful thing Jenny you just killed our customer that means and you're burning down our shop you know what Jenny I'm done with this I don't want to work with you anymore it's too destructive flamethrower I don't care cooler I don't care I'm gonna go live in the village where everyone's houses get destroyed because I prefer that okay bye-bye

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Length: 13min 46sec (826 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 05 2022