We Opened A JEWELRY STORE In Minecraft!

today me and Jenny are opening up our own jewelry store we've got some crazy items to sell and we've got some customers looking to buy but let's just say uh things aren't going to go exactly as planned slogo are you ready for your new job yeah yeah I sure am turn around whoa whoa you are gonna be working for a jewelry store what really it's gonna be selling diamonds instead of mine this place looks crazy though wait oh it's closed enter yet because it's closed uh we we're opening it right yeah the first day at the job so wow it's open wait let's have a look at our Goods wow okay a lot of cool gems and stuff a lot of nice blocks okay nice nice nice Josh don't you worry about it we've got special items too wait where are those are they behind the till I think they'll be behind the counter yeah oh okay that's interesting Rusty gold bar I know what the plan is okay so when a customer comes in we're gonna both try and sell one of those items to them and see which one they pick okay exactly exactly you know all the rusty gold bar if you don't mind okay well I'll take the the Ruby can you go oh okay all right and now we've probably heard that oh a customer's coming oh my God see I told you so wait okay all right Jenny prepare yourselves okay someone's usually at the front hi hello wait what is this place called again jewelry it's just called Julie hello welcome to jewelry um are you here to buy jewelry oh that's good because it'd be problematic if you wanted a sandwich I bet you are buying this as a lovely present for your partner isn't that right customer's always right okay you know yeah yeah yeah yeah I knew that see I knew you were buying it for yourself because you're not trying enough change early we're trying to make some cash money money listen to me I'm trying to Hype him up you know okay have a look around look at these uh anything like this tickle your fancy what do you want oh you know what I jelly this is a this is a this is a person of character this is a person of quality you you are a VIP customer so you get the see the VIP come on up come on up to the counter we'll grab you something interesting okay I'll grab this one and then we'll okay so we need to probably show you this outside but I've Got The Whimsy Ruby oh Whimsy Ruby now what is a Whimsy Ruby do Josh we'll get to that and I've got sir sir listen to me a rusty gold bar in fact this one was fine wait jelly sunken pirate ship you could show off here Whimsy Ruby wow okay or do you want the rusty gold bar that was found in 1819 in a rusty pirate ship it and with 30 dead Pirates around it it's vintage okay let's show it off let's show it off okay come on outside so these aren't just any uh Jewels though they do special things oh look at them in the light so this Whimsy Ruby ready for it it's sparkly wow don't touch it let me show you what this thing does okay you guys want to know come over here okay The Whimsy Ruby it makes mobs turn upside down look at that I mean that's pretty special stuff right there yep many pets that you'd like to turn upside down but don't do it to a turtle because they'll die actually doing it this might be a good opportunity to show off the gold bar on one of these mobs a rusty Gold Bar says oh those Piggies be bacon now goodbye yeah uh it makes things go miles um okay sir so first of all we need you to decide whether you want to buy though MZ Ruby or the gold bars Rusty gold bar sir I know the decision is very difficult but trust me on one okay I I mean just shake your head or not if you want the Ruby no okay what about the rusty gold bar you want okay all right fine fine jelly you want to talk no you can leave that there so clearly sir my selling techniques have um convinced you all right all right uh listen come back here come back here to the to the place where we make an offer now the rusty gold bar is not just regular gold it's more expensive Daddy get to it get to it or is you lose interest I'm gonna ask for oh my goodness now I will say this is nice he's negotiated he said 500 jelly jelly jelly jelly we just found that outside like that's 500 is good money yeah we stole it yeah um accepted okay please come around here and put and put a credit card in so we could process the payment around here wait just check yep credit card jelly click the button oh yeah it's in there there you go sir hey yeah thank you oh yeah you can take a ball also just so you know sir that was X Tax xv80 X just get out of it just get out just get go go just go frustration fees thank you Jenny you gotta stop being weird with the clients okay we ripped him off I know I know I know oh another customer another customer Journey go greet them go greet them go greet them our marketing was on hello welcome hello esteemed gentleman wow you must have spent a lot of money to be able to look jelly being weird again you're being weird again no no welcome welcome listen sir I know you're missing something critique something something important and that's why you're here isn't that right yeah okay yeah yes yes welcome have a good look around we'll um jelly I I have a feeling though to this person they need something a bit classier than all this stuff yeah yeah yeah okay all right let's have a look what have we got that we could sell them oh some bracelets all the stuff in the store but the real big stuff is here okay can I sell them the green one okay I'll sell the the iron one okay we'll see what they like okay all right Josh have you got your story ready because we we basically um Street No in fact mine fell off a truck I think I remember what mine does but yeah okay hello welcome we've got some special items for you to look at today I already said welcome he's a bit serious welcome yeah he loses his mind sometimes yeah uh anyway what have you got the show I would like to offer you a iron bracelet look at this thing now sir you might think that I that one's cool looks shiny this one right here is especially handcrafted Emerald braceland with Emerald Fountain yes braceland yes it's actually a bit it's a little bit bright for my taste though let's show you what they do let's show you what they do okay I wasn't done with the history of this bridge okay all right you see this can I pick right click and it becomes a statue it's a statue a bracelet [Music] leave some for me because sir ah you probably already have enough statues at your house I know about it you got a giant Fountain within the middle beautiful Michelangelo a giant found you know all right all right here we go Emerald Place does this emeralds Jenny it doesn't do anything to mobs it just does the ground remember emeralds now listen sir you purchased this bracelet and you'll have enough emeralds for the rest of your life which I know might not be long telly yeah it might get inherited by some of your children do you have children uh okay but you hate your children right yes you don't want them to inherit things think about school statues though statues they they they're cool all right let's go and uh sell these things to him I guess yeah yeah yeah sir I know you're you you're already got it in your mind I know you won't be I'm chilly I think I think Emerald one might have a slight mouth what do you mean no you right quick okay so don't worry about this this is just temporary um oh come over here now this uh is bracelet iron uh jelly put yours down try not to delete our entire store there we go okay give us a nod or a shake I mean to be fair he probably doesn't want to damage his entire house pick up your bracelet you don't want the emerald bracelet you would like iron bracelet yeah all right let's negotiate Jenny maybe don't destroy our entire store next time you're trying to sell something okay okay let me negotiate I'm gonna start off that's a reasonable figure for an esteemed gentleman like yourself now I'm guessing sometimes in life it's made out of iron the most important thing about buying jewelry is you know telling everyone how much you paid for it right yeah so this one is I'm gonna give you a good price of 299.9 that is less than three thousand dollars yes yes but not more what oh oh oh he like see he wants everyone to know he spent three thousand dollars this is what I'm talking about let me put that boat down all right sir you know what you do a deal that is X Tax Daddy can you stop with that okay it's weird now sir unfortunately our credit card machine is broken so you're just gonna have to give us your whole credit card yeah and we'll we'll uh send it back in the post yeah yeah here Josh yeah give it here over here I got it right here all right we'll put it in our vault sir all right have a good one and here you go your iron bracelet enjoy bye-bye sniffing day yes what he said get out walk out get out get out dude credit card will come back in the post bye-bye will Jenny we need to fix the store okay I think we've done most of oh repairs um hello please excuse the mess we had an issue with the previous customer he's been taking a huge bread Josh Josh do not disturb right sorry sorry sorry wow you look great today and I bet you need something on your wrist or on your hand or in your ears to make you look on your neck on your neck on your head whatever is that right oh my God good okay well welcome um let's have a look around and browse we'll be right with you okay okay so what are we selling jelly uh Josh I kind of feel like selling them dark okay I'll sell the necklace you actually know what it does uh the dark bracelet turns everything into black okay it makes you invisible and you can fly okay oh right hello so we've made where's it gone sir we might have some special items for you yeah see these came in yesterday morning and in fact it will sell out really quick by the end of today I've actually got someone coming in this afternoon for this one yeah he already called for and this and I've got an necklace let's show you outside okay so this one if you uh put it in your off hand it makes you full gold and gives you super speed that's pretty decent for a necklace I'd say it was pretty incredible it'd be awesome and everybody knows well no it's just you become solid gold jelly oh everybody knows the solid gold okay fine so um I'm gonna sell you this dark bracelet which in fact will whoa oh damn that's actually really cool also fly and and I can also fly yeah yeah that's actually pretty cool I'm not gonna lie you see those those effects in the in the gym take the bracelet off in the middle of this air okay I'm in the middle of the air yeah check that out did you like that right now I I do think you like that let's go back to the jewelry store and negotiate okay so would you like to purchase this uh necklace beautiful neck no do you not even want to give it a thought but it's I can give you really good price [Laughter] well sir I've come to the most exclusive jewelry store to purchase the dark bracelet I see okay fine now Mr bread I do hope that you brought your credit card cause we sure be wiping today how much is it I have to tell you something sir this this uh this beautiful item is actually for sale on a limited sale ending in 10 minutes in 10.90. 99 okay that's not correct nine thousand ninety nine dollars it's not a bad price I have to say whoa he's playing that hard bogging I thought you said it already was on sale jelly fail this ain't an outlet I'll agree to the 8500 if we agree that it's X Tax no my God this again X cleaning fees X polishing look can we just set up he's left he's left okay so come back we'll accept the offer okay please insert your credit card yes please insert please insert he's got it in there yay wiped it clean there's this whoa Jay look how much money we've made oh wait we probably shouldn't be saying that uh yeah all right bye-bye you can leave because if you give it in the bracelet here you go it comes in its unique packaging which is nothing unique bye all right the packaging is invisible yeah so it's one of the effects have a good day look how much money we've made jelly look oh wow we are freaking rolling and we all got this stuff for free yeah hello hello is that a are you a squid wow would you look at that golden glasses yeah this is a this is a quality customer right here Jody yeah now sir Welcome to our store in fact we are new here in the area so you probably have never been here have a good look around a good browse and then we'll get right back to you Jenny I think I know that what we should sell here right we've got something pretty good in here no we're almost out of stock yeah but you can sell the crown I think this is a good uh whoa look at this Crown Josh what are you doing I've got this crap okay all right go sell it to the customer well in fact this right yes yes and I'm gonna be honest with you it's the craziest thing we've ever seen craziest thing yeah follow him follow him I might be one of the shortest guys in the world all right but with this item that's not a problem anymore this right here is a giant crown and when I put it on my head whoa oh my you're still false as well that's epic that is so cool yeah you're gone you've got you just spit what do you think squid you want to buy that don't you no [Music] wait what that's like amazing excuse me sir you're making a huge mistake don't threaten the customers okay we don't have anything else available for you sir so wait no no jelly jelly we do have one thing would you be interested in a super exclusive item follow me follow me oh no no sir come on Jelly we had to sell this to someone we had to sell it to someone okay let me just grab the master key from my chest over here you can come down with my homework okay all right you'll be fine come on down come on down okay this is all uh charity money don't worry about it okay I want to introduce you to the um the sketchy diamond so sketchy all right follow me follow me let me show you what this thing does I don't want to have this sir I don't think you do let me show you this thing okay this thing's special now I'll be honest with you I've never actually figured out what it does but that's part of the specialness okay let me show you here take it take it guess there you go wait okay why is it counting down wait wait wait wait wait wait wait oh Josh die oh I'm sorry just blew up the store and killed the customer yeah I'm really sorry I didn't know I could have just sold them the gold I didn't know that's what it did I'm sorry

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Length: 17min 59sec (1079 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 13 2023