Starfield Is One Of The Games Ever Made

Starfield was the biggest game launch from Bethesda since the release of Fallout 4 10,000 years ago the ultimate space exploration game that was supposed to save Xbox from its imminent downfall in the console Market well the game came out and it received a seven out of 10 from IGN which doesn't mean much because well it's from IGN what more should I say so let's jump into the game to see for ourselves what the game is all about the game starts with with me a minimum wage mine worker on my second day on the job mining is just like any other job cave-ins lasers and accidental dismemberment we get down into the mine and they have the osity to entrust me with a laser cutter thinking that I would behave myself which I clearly don't as I start to playfully zap all my colleagues in the ass giving them all stage for explosive hemorrhoids what's wrong with you thinking that they've already had enough of me they sent me in an unexplored part of the cave hoping that something will catch me and eat me alive fortunately for me that doesn't happen what happens is that I find some floating rocks and by touching one of them it gives me the best trip no other hard drug in the entire galaxy can give you and I pass out and just how you wake up after a night of inhaling glue with your friends that's how I woke up after touching ing that rock naked and with a sore ass after 1 hour of customizing my character to look just like me and you'll have to trust me on this one that's exactly how I look we go outside here a ship lands with a member of the constellation cartel he is here to buy the highly hallucinogenic trip inducing rock that I touched because they want to turn it into easily accessible drugs and sell it on the black market before the transaction could be done the space pirates cartel shows up and they tried to steal the artifact I grab a pistol and I start blasting the bakas after that endeavor Barrett the conation cartel member hands me over his ship and sends me in his place to the constellation headquarters with the artifact he also gives me a watch and his trusty robot one minute I was working as a below average Miner and on the next I'm illegally doing Intergalactic drug trafficking for the cartel crazy how your life can change in one moment out in space I get attacked by two pirate spaceships after I take them out my robot advises me to go and kill the pirate Fleet captain and that's what I do things just keep escalating I really feel like my life is out of my control at this point I reached the planet where the Pirates are first I have some altercations with the local FAA and after that I reach the pirate Hideout here I start shooting and whacking with an ax every pirate that crosses my path I also find this cool guy chilling in the back room he's so cool and chill because he's dead I eventually reached the pirate captain and I realize that he has a badass suit he tries to run away but I quickly catch up to him I kill him I steal his suit and I claim my title as the new space pirate cartel King I get back to my ship and I continue my journey I reached the city of New Atlantis I take the train and I finally reach the headquarters of con ation here I am greeted by Sarah Walter and the other members and they immediately recognize me as the new supreme space pirate king leader of the cartel after I gave them the rock one of the women said that she'll take me to my room on the way there I take my clothes off in hopes that when she will notice she will get the irresistible urge to share the bed with me unfortunately she doesn't look impressed she just turns around and walks the other way as the new Supreme space pirate king leader of the cartel I won't allow that so I shoot her but she doesn't seem to mind think that furthermore fuels my anger I try to release my frustration by throwing some Jabs and hooks at a punching bag upstairs and also at the punching bags from downstairs after that I decide to join the military I go and talk to Commander John and he's more than happy to get me on board first they put me in a simulation to test my capabilities as a captain congratulations applicant you've passed after seeing my spectacular performance they immediately grant me the rank of supreme commander of the military putting me in charge of every military activity in the Galaxy now as the new space pirate king leader of the cartel and supreme commander of the military I gave myself my first mission to declare war and Conquer a small country all by myself in less than 24 hours no big deal so I took Sarah with me and I started right away on a small settlement in the country of mavia I land my ship I ready my weapon and I get on the ground but I soon realize that everyone is either missing or already dead eventually I find a Survivor a scientist she tells me that everyone has been killed by a terramorph whatever that is and that I have to kill it I soon find out what the terramorph is and unlike your mom it's not looking good so I went on the hunt for the terramorph but before I could find it it found me I ran like hell leaving Sarah behind so she can take care of the thing don't worry she's a strong independent woman now she can take care of herself after 10 minutes she was still fighting the damn thing but with my help and the help of 10 laser turrets we finally put that terramorph to sleep I don't know if I could have done that without my female partner fellas we should all start showing more appreciation to the women in our lives they are doing so much for us and we just take it for granted I'd say we should all start doing the dishes once every 3 months and cook at least once a year to show our gratitude and maybe do the laundry every time a solar eclipse occurs but the jury is still out for that one I go back to report to Commander John and this happens are you saying I looked you up tracked you down and followed you all the way here who would be crazy enough to do that hell no man what for my next mission I have to go to Mars and give a sample of the terramorph we just killed to a scientist so he can tell us where it came from while asking about the scientist around the Mars settlement I stumble upon one ey do and he tells me that the scientist I'm looking for is locked in some mine that is overrun by spacers so that's where I go next walking around the empty desolate fields of Mars in Starfield really makes me wish I could go there in real life looks like a really nice place where you can go and have your mental breakdowns in peace you could cry and scream with nobody to hear or bother you when I reached the mine entrance the spacers were really happy to see me and what I mean by really happy is that they started shooting first and never meant to ask any questions going deep into the mine I fight some more spacers and I finally reach Dr peral a fast growing terramorph that is concerning who exactly told you to bring this to me your mom after analyzing the sample he says that a terramorph invasion is imminent and after 10 minutes of jumping around in this cave because I couldn't find the exit I take the doctor with me and we both meet with the other scientist then we all go back to New Atlantis to ask the UC Council to give us some forbidden secret dat on the teram morphs before facing the console I change back into my space pirate suit and I pull out a pocket knife just so they know who they are messing with and what do you know my method of intimidation worked everyone is tough until they get a pocket knife flapping in their face that point is a good one oh yeah it's very sharp and pointy but before they could grant me my request everything goes to [ __ ] because theam morphs attack the city but good thing me the new space pirate king leader of the cartel and supreme commander of the military was there to save the day you're joking right well this is it for this video thank you so much for watching if you enjoyed please leave a like subscribe and I hope to see you in the next one goodbye [Music]

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Id: QnzRGGsbTG0

Length: 9min 4sec (544 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 18 2024