well hello there you wonderful humans and a welcome back to stardew Valley hope everybody's having a fantastic day we are on day seven of fall year 2 and things have been going splendidly we finally unlocked the Crimson Badlands in the last live stream and uh we're almost about to have a full Greenhouse full of uh the uh ancient fruit and we've also got Ginger Island unlocked we're making a lot of progress we're going to be exploring the Crimson bad lands today as well as the ridg side Village Forest so some more uh stuff to do with the mods and also starting to befriend some of the villagers in the town so lots to do as always let's see what our blessing is for day one I'm the lucky day let's go very good very good um B [Music] oh the stream Avatar thing was frozen hold on let me uh relaunch the stream Avatar stuff seems to have crashed yeah wink it up pig boy now go give me some truffles Lizzy thank you for the oh my God I'm dying thank you for the gift membership and welcome Sasuke to the uh to the community welcome welcome [Music] welcome disco what's going on I'm playing the wandering Village ooh wandering Village is a great one oink it up there's a new secret with mayor Lewis you talking about his basement we've been in his basement already if that's what you're referencing we definitely need to get the pigs contained a little bit better so it's a little bit easier there's like an Optimum build that you can do for pigs we've done it once but I don't remember what size it needs to be to optimally get all of the truffles but I know once they're like fully truffled up God you just get so much money you have eaten dinner three times today that seems like two much dinner just a little bit too much dinner what you going to do with that big pig boot juicy Pig old boo there we go I think there we go 80 seven truffles oh my 10 18,750 truffles we're going to take that directly to Pierre remember if you ate anything I haven't eaten anything yet I had lunch and I had a piece of cheese living the High Life I'll tell you what the high life I am glad we got that Galaxy Soul so we need to go to oh you know what we didn't do we never did the next key Quest did we I don't even remember what it was supposed to be boy oh boy man we really need to get some organization in here sell stuff um I don't even know I'll keep these flowers cuz they're for friendship right it's a really good fruit for caves we got food in here void Pebbles we don't know what they're for yet mystery boxes we got the fairy box last time which is going to be for combat put that up here and playing with mini me on the phone is rough oh talking about the stream Avatar so we're going to sell the mushrooms cave carrots all of this we have the angler still um so these tubers right that frees up a little bit more room I'm very curious about the lava Katana and upgrading that the crit chance and the crit power seems like it would be pretty nice it's also got the fence too it seems like a really really good weapon [Music] all right what else we got I think we just need more storage no don't eat it I don't know if we have anybody that wants poppies put that back in there oo oh it's our last bloes the last the final bloes It's the final blo down what you danging Mala what happened cat you need to get out of the way home skill you know let's take a r to P never mind [Music] you have two cats fighting oh no Lauren how are you oh what's going on over here you has no gold oh no [Music] danger oh Camila's back with a lovely view oh my God why you teleporting like this by you bag ooh the plot thickens the music wondering why I'm here aren't you let's just say I grew a tad Board of razzy's Mage meeting and I sensed you were here [Music] alone go fishing here often buddy no no I don't why don't I use a little magic to make things more interesting [Music] oh what what is happening voila what is it a catfish the P the puppy fish have more friends to play with now [Music] huh and with that I make my marvelous departure chiao tag [Music] uh something is meowing in the water oh no what all right well we got to go fish up one of those now they can't just tease us like [Music] that Sky what how are [Music] you got a tiger trout I know today was not supposed to be a fishing day I got distracted where' my horse go she done stole my [Music] horse I'm going to upgrade that to Gold next we'll use the steel pan for now has bigger and better yields than a copper pan it also has a small chance to immediately cause another panning spot to appear you played stardew last night oh snap you didn't sleep did [Music] you so the horse whistle next apparently you got frustrated and quit oh no oh [Music] boy that's a Vixen how are [Music] you I bought seeds then sold them all on accident oh no fishing makes some good money to be able to uh to buy more seeds yeah the beginning can be stressful whoops [Music] skeri man look at Pam oh boom got to give Pan the milk pan Pam yeah I'm a stick to fishing oh no ooh we do have some we have some I kind of want to wait for a full Harvest so we can Harvest everything at the same time we got to see what our new key Quest is [Music] right now you're playing Dreamlight Valley getting ready for the new updat stard is on the side right now stard Dew is on the side oh man just wait until you try and catch a legendary fish Sky then you'll never want to fish again either boy oh my god oh your task is to make it to oh oh we were supposed to do the junimo cart 50,000 points in junimo cart right man this skill that we got the ice skill so good we got to go play some junimo cart 50,000 points it got one [Music] day what you going to do with all that copper baby we're probably going to organize some [Laughter] stuff still can't believe we have not gotten a single crystalarium oh it's cuz we would get one from the community center is what it used to be right a mini obis place two of them to war between them that seems really useful is that like anywhere or does it have to be on the farm [Music] anywhere on the farm that is pretty useful still oh book person's [Music] here book day book day I'm trying for Perfection on PS4 before the new update happens ooh good luck F [Music] Bonk are you [Music] serious boooks all right we've got the way of the Wind part [Music] two read this book we gr a small bound experience and all the Queen of the sauce cookbook oh that's huge oh Slither Slither legs we don't need that though we'll learn it though just in case we need it for 100% we're just going to buy every book Boop oh we got to Slither Leed up baby no 31 recipes now boom this very expensive way to do everything we just [Music] did all right so we're got to play junimo car it's already four I've never played junimo Kart a single time in my entire life so the chances of getting a high score on junimo Kart endless mode I'm assuming Lewis 50,000 oh oh [Music] okay oh this is fine B 50,000 what am I at right now not 50,000 they'll tell you that [Music] much oh my no wait how do they know about junimos to make junimo cart son of a biscuit eating turd guzzlin junimo loving son of a [Music] hip this is fine [Music] [Laughter] God dang it what this is fine I have full control over this cart I am the god of carts and I'm the god [Music] of look we made it to like 40 points [Music] okay oh [Music] I am up I'm going to shut up that's what's going to happen we're going to focus we're going to be the cart we're going to be the junimo mhm [Music] [Laughter] please help H it's a delicate process I feel like this would be easier with a with a controller son of a oh I can use my [Music] mouse oh that's better but it's different I've never gotten 50,000 points in the stupid game it [Music] o okay get in the group get in the what I fell through the tiniest tiniest hole ever [Music] no oh oh my [Music] Lord you hate Juna card so very much I I love it I freaking love it this is the best thing I've ever played in my entire life I'm going to be a junimo Kart speedrunner from now on I will not rest until I score all the points in junimo Kart [Music] [Music] why are there no checkpoints in this [Music] game oh God I missed it really can't miss those those frables [Music] okay this a stard version of flappy bird so good luck tag thanks no [Music] that's m M I'm going to eat junimos after [Music] this okay don't fall for the junimo [Music] traps it's got to be endless mode right that's impossible to get how many points do we get for the coins are coins coins give a decent amount of money it's 100 is it only 100 that's doesn't seem very worth [Music] it like it's definitely not risk it for the biscuit for [Music] those can we do progress mode does that is that a thing we can do son of a [Music] mother all right we're not going to try for the coins we're going to see how that does [Music] I am your God junimo cart I'm so upset right [Music] now I'm getting the hang of it [Music] though God that was impossible yeah not worth it for the key jums it's worth it because it's a challenge and when have we ever backed away from a [Music] challenge got to Blink at some point right screw you game lit I just got to get through I got to I got to get practice on the ice level is the hard part the ice level is I don't [Music] understand life this game is going to make me want to drink I'm trying to be a good [Music] [Applause] boy I'm getting 50,000 points in junimo cart whether we like it or not okay y'all are in for a ride now I don't care that it's only 20 key gems I'm doing it Victory shall be mine we're either going to go fully insane or we're going to get 50,000 points in junimo Kart [Music] [Music] just the timing the timing for the jump is oppressive at [Music] best I'm going make a whole video game just like this [Music] now oh my God like why are there no video games like this is like only up on junimo [Music] [Music] crack we got this that little bunny hop is like impossible no concerned I Brut made an exuse a whole game just to release Jun Moe [Laughter] [Music] cart concerned ape must have had a really bad day when he made this game I was like maybe got an argument with his girlfriend and he was like you know what I'm going to make the most impressive game in the history of video [Music] games I don't know what to compare this to it's definitely not like Flappy Bird [Music] you can't little bunny hops okay I got this son of a all right we need some good vibes ladies we need to channel our inner junimos okay we got to think like a junimo in a cart racing to our death death [Music] yep Temple Run mm oh piss [Music] [Music] off I heard he regrets making this key Quest cuz it's literally impossible we're going to achieve the impossible at some point I can't even get to like 100 points though which [Music] is it is impossible how there's not even learning about it though because like it changes every time so it's not you can like okay I I I can practice it changes every single time you can't be like I need to press my finger down the [Music] [Music] no maybe we'll do this for the charity event next year or at the end of the year where we literally don't stop playing the stream doesn't end until we get 50,000 points in junimo Kart oh my God it was such a big gap all right has anybody ever succeeded at this there's got to be somebody out there that has gotten 50,000 points in junimo [Music] Kart which would I'm getting excited SL anxiety watching this the most points we've gotten is 20,000 so far [Music] [Music] what the hell is this oh son of a what the can you try the controller no I don't think I need a controller to do it it's just we just need a good seed Is What It Seems [Music] seems like there's C oh there's certain transitions that are just way easier and some that are basically impossible but I guess it's also about right decisionmaking of like what you should go after and what you shouldn't son of a [Music] oh come [Music] on it's making my eyes hurt and I don't care CU I ain't no quitter today I'm going quit I'm a quit so hard got a blink little hop medium hop medium hop medium hop medium hop big hop big hop medium medium little [Music] big okay rub the eyes rub the eyes rub the eyes you can't blink or you die [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] oh the problem is we're not getting any better and I don't feel like I'm getting any better at [Music] this like I feel like I could routinely get past this level but then that happens this is brutal for a mini game this is a whole game in and of itself [Music] okay how that was the biggest jump ever okay medium big big big big [Music] medium do I have to play this game no am I mad at it so I want to beat it 100% [Music] this is [Music] fine we just got to believe in the junimo cart we are come on I let myself die on that one cuz I missed the Cherry all [Music] right I want to know how many people have actually completed this there's got to be a statistic somewhere cuz this is brutal oh my God [Music] I want to make a video game like this now your boyfriend has he's a dirty little [Music] liar the 50,000 points on endless mode or the progression mode no [Music] I never have and I never [Music] will oh God those tiny little jumps are so hard [Music] okay [Music] 15,000 no all right that one was [Music] [Music] impossible oh surprisingly there is an esteem achievement for junimo car there is one for uh prairie king game yeah why isn't there one for Juno cart so I'm guessing it's a ridiculously low number you know I wasn't looking at the screen when I did that if I canot look at the screen and get relatively decently okay far we can we can get 50,000 points [Music] oh eat my ass [Music] game oh God [Music] my eyes hurt cuz I can't close my eyes when playing if you cannot look at the screen and do a level I'll give you a $100 well there's no way to prove it right now I don't think I could though I think I could get reasonably [Music] far I'd try for 100 bucks 100 bucks that's that's a lot of chicken nuggies right [Music] there man my eyeballs hurt [Music] oh that was such a simple transition and I messed it up the problem is like once you let go then you're falling and you're at the the whims of gravity so you really have to guess [Music] it I wonder [Music] maybe it's more about looking at the junimo and where it is at the Apex of its [Music] travel than anything else okay hold on [Music] oh piss [Music] off Georgia man goes nuts with game starting mental health fund so you can see a therapist about junimo Kart thank you Drea oh God no Sarah ey drops fun you got this my eyes are on fire right now oh thank you so much thank you both we got [Music] this oh my God my [Music] eyes my God that was such a easy [Music] one ah hold on that was painful meow once if I should have a drink he meowed it was a per meow but it was a meow that was that was a double meow you know you just got to it should help us Focus okay okay make a thumbnail and screenshot the kamakazi junimo all right here we go here we go here we go we're ready [Music] I was about to be really proud of that cuz we're doing so [Music] good AR what you meowing I gave you wet food before the stream started blink blink blink blink okay woo baby arogant you're so meowy I can't I can't right now though oh we missed the Cherry oh my God sturban thank you for the 20 gift membership sweet baby Jesus just for sturban we are completing junimo card today all right sturban has willed it into existence we're getting the 50,000 points in junimo Kart regardless it's happening uh but thank you everybody for hanging out today sturb thank you than you so much for the gift memberships also if you just got a gift membership the uh the stream avatars uh there is a link in the description to be able to use the stream avatars which I'll do a battle royale in a second for everybody to be able to to battle but now that you have membership uh you'll be able to customize your stream avatars to uh to be able to look cool it's one of the perks of a membership also be able to join the members only Discord which link is in the description for that as well [Music] [Music] oh who's your junimo Daddy what the is that [Music] it's getting [Music] [Music] faster we were so close h [Music] oh God we're regressing it's fine so close we had it and it's all thanks to sturban coming in here with the good luck 20 gift memberships saving the day giving us Jun Mo powers ever Rose thank you for becoming a Super bean I was at 41k I had it all I had to do is complete that level and I had it we're getting this [Music] okay oh God [Music] oh right through the tiny hole when you're screaming I think a 40-Year-Old Virgin movie when he's screaming Kelly Clarkson oh noink [Music] yoink oh my God tazzy cat with the 10 gift memberships thank you so much and welcome or welcome back all new members of the community thank you so freaking much by the tower by by the tower by the power of tazzy and St and sturban we will get through junal car we will achieve the 50,000 points required for this key quest for our measly 20 key gems [Music] [Music] oh God [Music] that was a little too close oh oh yeah the slopes are the danger zone in the ice level uh but thank you both so very much y'all are wonderful humans the music has no raping so chill during this maybe if you go during good luck days maybe the maps are easier not that we have a choice we have to do it today or that's it no got to fail [Music] mhm this is like only up times like a thousand [Music] okay one tiny little mess up and you have to start completely over at least with like only up you can you know you it's the same every time you can practice this is randomized this is hard mode times a th000 this is only [Music] downo oh sturban thank you so much find you when cyber Punk came out and love your content thank you so much that means a lot thank you oh I knew the second I touched the mouse that I screwed up my eyeballs are on [Music] fire a shot every time we die we'll never complete [Music] it or a [Music] sip the new hit drinking [Music] game okay oh how did I miss it I like lagged a little bit hey how stardew Valley lags I I don't have any idea yep that was I am lagging what is happening right now [Music] wait did that show our score yet no no no no no no no no no no not progress mode endless mode yeah tag 41,7 points is where we left off we can do this Cookoo Joe thank you for the 19 months the hot new drinking game how to get alcol alcohol poisoning in 5 [Music] minutes we were so close [Music] I feel like we just need to get through the ice cave and not screw up the uh the next two maps the ice one seems the most [Music] challenging due to the ice slopes that really screw you up the ice tropes and the multiple small jumps with the ramps that's just [Music] oppressive oh [Music] he probably got 50,000 to woo uh Marney is what it [Music] was Sky you sure you don't want to play stardew Valley oh God dang it I'm going to need somebody to hold me after this freaking going to have stard Ali Juna cart PTSD oh God [Music] does this count as trauma bonding I don't know I've been there done that this is probably going to feel pretty similar you just keep going [Music] back cuz you want the approval yeah oh Jesus Christ you just want to show you're good enough but you never will be oh Lord oh that was impossible to get and the coins that was not impossible that was just me being [Music] bad oh ignore the uh the fruit and the ice part no the fruit is the most important part that gives a massive bonus watching this I'm so on edge it's rough [Music] oh I like the I appreciate the challenge right now though I will feel real good about myself when I finally finished this we got to 41,000 if we can get to 41,000 we can get to 50,000 [Music] okay will we descend into madness trying [Music] maybe [Music] I ladies and gentlemen funnel that like button because we're about to get 50,000 within the next 30 minutes we're getting 50,000 I can feel it all [Music] right your male cat is tormenting your female cat right now did I so have I ever told the story of what Aragon would do after he was neutered but we we weren't able to get s [Music] Spade um so she would I don't know if I've ever told the story before we haven't gotten an official announcement of when the console update will be [Music] yet why are there so many Falling Rocks oh come on you have but let's hear it again no no no no no we don't need to tell the story [Music] again ooh oh my [Music] God some of those are really hard to get like I'm definitely going to start sacrificing fruits if I don't think they're going to be getable and ins survivable is the point that we're at at the moment they are a pretty significant boost but the boo that was hard there was no way to get through that without risking [Music] death windy Lulu I haven't heard it so um was able to neuter Aragon uh pretty early so I want I wanted to make sure they didn't like spray the house uh but safy took forever to be able to spay cuz she kept going into heat literally all the time and oh God the vet didn't want to spare while in heat so we just kept having to like try and time it in between um so poor Eric safy safy was the worst cat ever in heat cuz she was in heat literally 24 47 um so would just go around the house screaming all the time and I think it made Aragon mad cuz she would literally squat in front of Aragon and scream at him in the face but you know Aragon being neutered had no idea how to handle the situation um so she would bend over and point her butt you know at his face and so the only thing he figured out how to do was just bite down and you can you can guess where he bit [Music] and so it would be just her screaming around the house and Aragon biting onto her and wandering around the house and just trying to get her to shut up for like 5 minutes it was the absolute worst couple of months ever right in the cotie cat yeah it was it was bad [Music] he's like I'm doing the right thing right I got this no bud no you don't oop Oop There we [Music] go premature oh God [Music] o we got it nice I cannot believe I'm doing this for 20 key gems right now so upset with [Music] myself not as upset as I am at concerned AE for making this though oo you have the witch chat now nice it's here the the icy slopes are so hard to time cuz they give you extra speed oh my Lord so we have gotten past the ice area one time once I think we're just going to focus on getting through this level and routinely getting through the ice level if we can do that we can 100% get to [Music] 50,000 yes oh my [Music] God no ah it's fine I feel real good after that save though that made my [Music] night yep okay [Music] she was a fairy me I'm the fairy [Music] oh God yeah you should get like a life or something but I guess that's why it's so [Music] hard oh that was a really brutal transition [Music] mhm stream needs to be renamed the junimo Kart I don't even know what the theme of The Stream was supposed to be now I'm just solely focused on junimo Kart junimo Kart is life yes Juda cart is the only thing screw Stewart sto stardew Valley it's all about junimo car now [Music] mhm no a that the speed boost got us just on the precipice of success but I got greedy for the [Music] fruit look I'm getting better though as long as we don't have like an oppressively Bad Seed then we got [Music] this I think that's really the only thing we we need is just good ice seed and we've got [Music] 50,000 that was my fault that was uh just premature you know sometimes it be like that sometimes you just lose control let go of the button a little too fast and ruin everything oh my God I got really greedy with that I saw the end and I was like okay I got this this is going to be easy [Music] [Music] all right so the only way that I'm failing the beginning levels now is if I get super greedy so we need to not be super greedy and just live life to its [Music] fullest I don't know what happened disc go have a wonderful [Music] night God my eyeballs they're burning [Music] okay got to get it through the ice [Music] level can't do anything but just laugh at myself on that one and that [Music] one oh my Lord [Music] this is just br oh [Music] wow I cannot believe leave it no be the junimo cart become one with the cart understand [Music] it be one with the rail [Music] that was a dick ending right there okay that's not so bad [Music] why I think I got scared of the ice slope so I held the button a little bit shorter think I might hit a little bit of ice [Music] here you know what we'll do a battle [Music] royale there we [Music] go concerned AP is secretly sadistic certainly seems to be the case huh [Music] yep yep yep yep yep yep yep [Music] [Music] yep oh I missed it it's fine just keep going just keep going practice makes perfect right ladies and Gent gentlemen I don't know how long we've been doing this but it feels like forever and I suck all right time for a [Music] shot Victory shall be ours and I died ah no oh Billy [Music] [Music] I shot every time you mess up every time I do something stupid and I'll admit when I do something stupid that wasn't my fault ice sucks thank you for suffering with me ladies and gentlemen I feel like this is the hardest game in the universe maybe ever created it's like you can only get so good at [Music] it I was prepared I don't understand how Battle Royale works I'm a Noob oh no [Music] oh my God no [Music] oh all right Focus I'm in my situp video game position now by the way like you know when like you're playing video games and you're like sitting on the couch or something and then something difficult happens and you suddenly assume this position where you're sitting up facing the TV as much as possible that's me right now it's like turning down the volume uh when you're trying to figure out like when you're driving and you have to turn down the volume of the music to figure out where you have to turn next to find the place that you need to be it's like that [Music] the gaming hunch this is an hour of your life you won't get back from a mini oh what the hell no ah oh screw you concerned ape you're the best person ever but I also freaking hate you for this game I hope you run into a coding problem tonight trying to make freaking haunted chocolate here God dang it I hope you figure it out but I still hope it bothers you I hope you have to take a nap before you figure it out hope it stresses you [Music] out yes [Music] it's the nicest rant [Music] ever oh God [Music] passive aggressive much that was very much aggressive there was no passive aggressive about that at [Music] all baby okay okay [Music] it's only my second time at this level [Music] oh God the easiest jump ever a somebody punched me in the a ah god mother Jesus Christ [Music] have another drink um I'm almost out of the one that I made it's it's helping it's making my eyes hurt less is kind of nice oo [Music] oh it's totally beg's fault that Go's out here jinxing us how dare oh you I mean huh [Music] w [Music] okay we got whaleboy level next how the hell was I supposed to get that cherry what [Music] man that was brutal I missed like all the [Music] fruits well two fruits let's go baby [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] no I had it I was there I was in the zone I was dodging all the things [Music] my I screamed with you we we were right there we were right there we had it I'm going to be over here crying oh no oh no oh my God we almost had it we were right [Music] there I just had to get through that level and it was done we we we would have achieved The Impossible [Music] oh my God I got greedy that was my fault I got greedy I got to take a shot but I do have to say the more I'm drinking the better I'm getting the stream is going to give me all the aneurysms I swear no no aneurysm Ms I'm not going to lie I want to kind of make a game like this now I hate it maybe I'm I'm just a masochist like the past like year and a half should tell me that uh definitely a [Music] masochist oo oh screw you log even though it's not a log it's a freaking Rock falling out of the sky but freaking stupid words are hard oh God would be interesting in streaming Fallout um I I I kind of want to get back or I guess it would be back into Fallout 76 it's taken off pretty substantially right now it has more players than literally ever before granted the game was an absolute pile of dog when it came out and uh it's taken years upon years to get to a playable state but I've met many people that have played it and uh the community around it is magnificent so pain is good for the soul sometimes sometimes it's true sometimes it be like that look sometimes you got to go go through some horrible things to get better I'm more of a fan of this style of your streams wait what of me suffering [Music] m oh God mhm [Music] oo okay right ice level got to focus got to focus the shots aren't going to be helping from here on out so I got to oh I just screwed up maybe they will I don't know there's like a weird like frame lag that's kind of throwing me off a little bit [Music] I don't know if you can see it in the Stream [Music] itself I want to die I'll be right back oh my God all right we're doing a boss fight I need to all right we'll do we'll do a boss fight uh no we'll do another battle royale [Music] oh my God we'll do a battle royale oh my God [Music] oh Scott to oh cooko freaking Joe well done cooko [Music] Mojo oh I was trying to pin po Mojo dang it all right all right we got to get back in there we got to we got to do [Music] this my highest score is 43,7 oh my [Music] Lord mhm [Music] oh [Music] man I lived uh when I lived in Rhode Island I lived uh in Johnstown Rhode Island I mean Rhode Island's not pretty big so you probably been around there it's like half an hour from uh o man why is my brain not working been so long I was like 12 when I lived there last many many moons ago but Johnstown Rhode Island is where I lived for a bit for like 4 years from 9 to like 13 sl4 [Music] oh really I don't know why I call it Johnstown Johnston Rhode Island old John if you were a kid uh around my age born in 89 uh we might have actually potentially known each other [Music] maybe maybe not though you never know I'm 36 I'm 3 I'm about to turn 35 so I know when you're when you're that young older kids don't usually hang out with uh younger kids so I don't know but this a solid [Music] chance you are close in age yeah oh God okay I got to I got to reset my brain I'm just not I'm just not oh God I'm about to turn 35 in less than a month oh how what okay you had like nine lives the young age of 35 I've done a lot I've been I mean started Living On My Own when I was like 14 so worked a lot of jobs two to three job at a time pretty much my entire life since I was 14 until like 2 years [Music] ago actually I think it was about it's almost four years ago now was the first time that I ever took a holiday four years ago since I was 14 years old and I think I still stream that holiday but was a first time that I guess I didn't really count streaming as like a [Music] holiday [Music] o you better get lit no I don't want to get lit my liver does not work good okay my liver stopped working good many many years ago I will get slightly buzzed for my 35th birthday okay no I'm not going to I Will Not reward myself with anything until I routinely get through the freaking ice level no rewards nothing I deserve nothing I will not eat or drink anything until I complete this God dang freaking 50,000 junimo cart score Quest I swear to God I deserve absolutely [Music] nothing I want to scream I want to scream but not in like the the cute oh my God kind of way I want to scream that was such an easy jump and I screwed it up we're really good at this level now now we just got to get really good at the ice level and once we're really good at the ice level this is oh oh this is sadness [Music] [Music] that rock should have taken me out the dinner but me like that I swear to God I'm sorry to any children that are watching right now but sometimes when life gives you lemons you just got to say the f- word it makes your life a whole bunch better sometimes not all the time all [Music] right also listen to your parents don't listen to me [Music] oh my todler is not listening yep I knew it I knew going for that chair was going to screw me look I censor myself pretty good for a person that swears constantly in regular day life I do a pretty good job of censoring myself on YouTube I I do I do a pretty decent job if I do say so [Music] myself okay my eyes have to be bloodshot there's no way they're not [Music] okay we got this we got this we got this it's good don't get greedy don't get greedy don't get greedy don't get greedy don't get greedy oh I got very greedy [Music] all I thought I had that jump I pressed it just the right amount [Music] okay that's what they all said [Music] oh Juno cart's going to be the thing that makes me quit stardew Valley I'm not playing any more stardew Valley until we complete this God dang junimo Kart Mission I refuse I respectfully I disrespectfully decline playing stardew Valley again until I complete this God dang [Music] Quest sh nice don't don't you Hold It Back sometimes you got to be free you know [Music] money money no what I was on it I swear to God I was on it I was there oh that was beautiful I was [Music] a I'm have nightmares about junimo car later cannot believe I just missed that cherry be be real butt hurt about that later is there a boost hold on what was that I just right clicked and something weird happened no okay [Music] [Music] we've already got so it's ice level and then the level after whale level that keeps boning [Music] us I hit that cherry I was in it it's all up inside of it [Music] come on ladies and gentlemen come send me some good vibes we got to get through whale [Music] level and then do a good job on the next level and we got [Music] this that's my first time getting killed by a bubble [Music] you know what we're going to be professional junal card players by the end of [Music] this no you can still send the Good Vibes all right uh oh I clicked off the screen uh the fruits give a a bonus at the end it's a pretty substantial bonus so like getting them is incredibly [Music] important [Music] but like it could very well be the difference between completing this and not completing it but the same son of a that transition was rough but at the same time it's like [Music] M eat my ass that that was rough missing that cherry that was an easy one mhm mhm [Music] okay we're fine [Music] [Music] come on come on come come on yes yes leou probably use cheat codes [Music] 100% so close [Music] [Music] okay my choice there was either get screwed by a bubble or fall to my death that was such a good run too that was a decent whale [Music] seed I think the highest I've gotten on this level was [Music] 15 wow so thank you uh for joining the I slowly descend myself into madness playing junimo cart uh live stream I know this isn't what you were probably anticipating but this is what you got and thank you for uh suffering with me hope you all are having a great night probably a better night than I'm having playing junimo [Music] Kart I challenge you all tonight to oh to get 50,000 points in Jun Kart all right I'll give each person that gets 50,000 points in junimo Kart a crisp high five like a really really good high five a high five likes the on you've never gotten oh my God all right the talking and junimo carding do not [Music] mix I'm good thanks what you don't want a crisp high five the best high five you've ever had RM thank you for the sassy lemon [Music] oh that [Music] was there were so many things I wanted to do [Music] today got to reset [Music] nope oh Bella thank you for the sassy lemon much [Music] appreciated ooh that was a rough one we got it though [Music] yep I saw that coming I didn't see the the drop until after I already hit the jump button and I gave it a little love tap you know [Music] no I don't know what happened uh this is for a key Quest yes but it's also just a personal Quest at this point like I don't think I can live with myself if I don't do this I'm I'm a stubborn man okay when I set my mind to something oh I'm going to do it it's going to be [Music] great Louisa with the sassy lemon thank you Louisa [Music] I like how this just occasionally we just can't get past the first level and then it's like routinely getting to the end without a problem why [Music] this is painful to watch go try it yourself buddy it's going to be painful to [Music] try it's not just a simple jump all right [Music] [Music] okay I landed on it I landed on [Music] it that was the sound of defeat by the way utter defeat [Music] oh God why oh thank you everybody for watching this horrible horrible life oh come on a double bone surprise [Music] oh what the hell Jaylen how have you been thank you for the 24 months like the anger and stubbl F you for victory I like the way you think Ash [Music] Jesus Christ that was a lubeless [Music] [Music] oh my God I got [Music] it all right we're going to [Music] [Music] focus that worked so well for us didn't [Music] it that was a dick move that was we already missed too much it's really all about getting everything on the first level getting through the second level getting everything on the whale level and then getting through the fourth [Music] level oh my God I missed two that's the lowest score I've ever gotten on this o [Music] [Music] [Music] and that whale level just out here giving me trouble [Music] oh wow Nicole thank you for the for the sassy lme I appreciate you thank you very [Music] much that was a really hard like I I thought I could maybe get the fruit but then there was just a giant Gap it's just those things that just come out and just destroy your Judo cart you know I cannot let Lewis have the top score in this it cannot be [Music] allowed really [Music] w [Music] oh my god oh that hurts so bad I felt like it was going to be [Music] enough oh man this game is Just [Music] rough we've gotten so close that we were like right [Music] there I know we got this I can do this I am confident that I can get 50,000 points in Juno Kart this just is today the day [Music] this hurts more than I am fish ah it's pretty [Music] close man why are they so high I just lost so many points by not being able to get them oh come on the bubble me I got [Music] that was probably the worst seed that we've gotten for the the whale level yet like we've gotten some pretty bad seeds but that was [Music] rough definitely dolphin these are your people dolphin and you're letting me you're letting them do me dirty like that how could [Music] you I'll talk to him for you thank you [Music] how was I supposed to avoid that there was no way to avoid it without falling off the edge [Music] [Music] oh my [Music] Lord you jump on them yeah but then it would have bounced me up and I wouldn't have made [Music] it Sky no don't witness this atrocity ma'am oh God [Music] I made plans to hang out with a friend tonight and I have regrets I'd rather stay home and do nothing ah the joys of being an [Music] adult I'm sure we've all felt that way many times [Music] that was close oh [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] sh I'm going to cry I don't even know if I could have made that jump what the hell oh my God I screamed inside okay I screamed internally so [Music] hard yeah I took another shot cuz that was my fault I need a break no no no no no that was the farthest we've gotten so far not the highest score we've gotten but the farthest we've gotten that would have been the highest score had we gotten all the fruits before that so the fruits really really really really are important cuz it's such a massive boost but then again if you don't get far enough in the game then it doesn't matter [Music] oh I missed the [Music] coin so much clench indeed [Music] okay [Music] 30,000 this seems to be the hardest level to get the fruits [Music] on CU you got to dodge all the bubbles and jump super high for the fruits oh man that just screwed us if I got that we would have been really close [Music] [Music] [Music] oh my God we had it [Music] we had that woo sometimes it's just easier to ride the rails of life and let it take you wherever it needs to take you [Music] yeah the speed on that level increases pretty [Music] substantially [Music] oh Sky saved me oh my my [Music] Lord okay that was that was sketchy to say the [Music] least look at there's ever a Juno Kart tournament I'm there all [Music] right alth there probably some like Korean 10-year-old that can play this literally [Music] non-stop you're BR a better in real time and it's fun to watch like how [Music] the how are you supposed to get that cherry i i i purposely killed myself to try and get that cherry that's literally impos oh maybe we could have used the [Music] bubble okay we just got to channel our inner 10-year-old tryhard right [Music] this is like Flappy Bird on crack okay [Music] m [Music] [Music] all right so oh okay you can jump off the bubbles you got to time it right [Music] though h all right ladies and gentlemen I do have to stop here I'm not giving up though I'm going to crash the game and we're we're going to complete this but I do have to stop here for the night as much as I don't want to but we are going to complete this tomorrow I feel it I know we can do it this is our last try right [Music] here no okay one more try one more try one more try that wasn't a solid try cannot believe I missed that that ear oh what the fry Frack one more try what is this [Music] oh eat ah [Music] nope not stopping getting screwed over by a rock like that I am hungry for a [Music] win okay one more try we got to get to the ice level one more time okay okay never mind never mind okay I got to go I'm addicted I'll see you all tomorrow we're going to beat
