SPONGEBOB HELP!! MR. KRABS OWES 20 YEARS IN BACK TAXES!

oh my god he's so happy [Music] dance with him a little bit before [Music] and welcome to mr krabs tax evasion tradition creation my voice it seems that the homie mr krabs has not paid not one dime of taxes to the irs you going to jail please stay less it kind of rhymes pay yours taxes i'm not paid twice you don't want to play with the irs sorry pay yours taxes all right so i guess the irs gonna come through and mr krabs gonna be running from the irs like this no stop how much do i owe 28 million oh wait and then you gonna stop that's when i asked like this we might make we might play like two spongebob games i'm not sure yet without further ado let's see if mr krabs can get away with this taxi major situation that's my intro that's it pay y'all's taxes don't play don't play with them don't let's do this [ __ ] oh oh they go spongebob okay boy it appears irs is after me for not paying me taxes ahead to the secret plane okay you gotta get what wait you gotta get the key is that is that the is that the [ __ ] who voices is this is it gonna pop up like oh my god what are they throwing at me tex what does that say taxes oh this okay mr krabs okay oh my god now you're gonna go to jail for tax evasion and murder he better hope he don't get caught wait dodge some taxes my pizza doctor okay get him look at my aim that's it we won can we go inside the krusty krab no we to go this way just get one of the cops crossed you know the keys is in there he could run my butt yo this graphics is all right just gotta clean all right here we go they're gonna chum but what's going on uh okay who them thugs is they working with the cops [ __ ] i almost got hit with taxes okay hold up what how how did that did too many taxes hit me i all right okay okay here we go again my boys wow they was all they was eating that microphone [ __ ] okay okay don't get hit with taxes don't get hit with taxes did he say my leg okay hold up okay so far we haven't got hit with no taxes yet oh my god okay hold on hold on there we go but from what i saw before i had full health look at mister look at mr krabs hellboy all right hold up can i reload get key for the paddy wagon okay here we go so how did i get caught before if maybe a certain amount of taxes hit you i don't understand but let's roll with it do i get the tugs the tugs the thugs too yeah they coming for that ass i don't get it maybe i move back too far i think that's what happened i keep moving back and then if you reach like a certain like wall or visible wall or something you get caught oh all right we we got we got this take care of them and don't don't move i'm gonna try to just move left and right and i move back because that's what's getting me let's get it get the cops first because they didn't want throwing the taxes at you what the [ __ ] oh i'm done it's a wrap oh my god damn you're the iris is ruthless they're still running i don't know how to reload so what we're gonna do is get let it get to zero boom brain meets great mix is activated now that's it we ain't caught up this time but them thugs will whoop your ass so i'm trying to figure out who do i get first get the cops first because they closer okay here we go okay he did no reload oh my god [ __ ] i'm not even shoot [Music] that [ __ ] died and like died with the finger on the trigger like maybe we could walk forward because if you go backwards you already know what happens okay go for the cop on the right first what the [ __ ] go for this stuff go for this stuff go what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] okay okay they both did how do i get health how do i get health they go to the paddy wagon right there somebody about to come out before i get to the pack where's the key at didn't see the key uh go back so one of them had the key i'm confused where is the key oh [ __ ] is way over here by spongebob house do i kill that okay oh god i couldn't tell that [ __ ] was come on come on nah nah bruh nah bruh okay okay hold up hold up hold up can we kill the jet can we kill him from a distance i'm gonna try to i'm gonna try to finesse it a little bit this [ __ ] ain't dying let me get a little closer before it comes to me okay that's that we're just gonna leave the jellyfishes alone and go for them maybe you just gotta dodge them just go quick really for real okay okay okay watch out watch out watch out oh he's gonna punch you he's gonna punch you what the [ __ ] bro uh one more hit and i'm dead okay what if i do this hear me out if i take the road right let me take the road because i feel like if you go in the middle then they attack me can i hit these [ __ ] from here let me see something oh yeah oh yeah oh we're finessing oh we cheating the system hold up hold up they still throwing tattoos at you watch out watch out watch out you get caught with one tax and it's a wrap oh come on reload that okay no more taxes just get rid of the big dude and he's far away i you know what i'm mad that i figured this out right now because look look at my health now get in the whip watch it stay away from them damn jellyfishes all right get mr mr krabs money make your way to the plane okay here we go press e what the [ __ ] was that oh my god oh you can't hit that oh boy this [ __ ] handle horribly okay don't hit the tax notices i'm gonna die anyway there's no way i could even make this [ __ ] oh boy oh is that my money wait wait do i get out the whip how do i get that money eat up money where'd the car go all right get it get it all right get in the whip maybe if i i i got caught if i was first because they throw the taxes okay i don't see any taxes being thrown maybe did we get everybody oh no no there's one left okay he did now [ __ ] that tax almost got me here we go okay boom blom got the keys let's let's push the whip this time when we get out we got to be careful here we go and stay away from them damn jellyfishes too okay boom wait i said boom come on don't no don't where is that [ __ ] going where is the car i think we're on foot so we're gonna have to foot this i don't know if this is gonna count but let's get it all right here we go got the money got the money let's just follow the road make your way to the plane oh boy i know there's some bobo coming up i feel it i can't see over this hill okay where's the plane stay on the road look at them damn jellyfish is waiting for your ass mr crab got a lot of stamina when he know he owe taxes what is that i'm not gonna touch it okay was that a ramp oh [ __ ] we were supposed to hit that with the car that's all right i meant to do anything to save some money [ __ ] okay let's get it um oh boy uh i guess i'll just drop [ __ ] okay we're still alive is that spongebob hurry up i feel like jellyfishes are gonna come i'm like in the middle if i'm not in the road i'm dead get on the road quick spongebob me boy no that was all right sorry they're better than that dude [Applause] what's going on we got a final boss okay he's kind of like missing me a little bit watch out cause there's still taxes coming at you are we in there oh okay we're on the plane we're on the plane where are they going why are the cops going we we did it i almost gave up on this [ __ ] mr kravitz and sexually evaded yo all right let's play another spongebob thing gained game pay y'all taxes it's important they don't play you also have mr crabs just went through for not paying attention it ain't even worth it just pay your shits or you know sometimes uh you know maybe you get income taxes that's also because if you pay the taxes during the year you know if you're too young to know that then you know then you buy a house you got property taxes so everything pretty much everything you do is taxed so you know you go go to the store like oh 99 cent store nah [ __ ] 106 well depending on what state my boys this one is called let plankton to the job [Music] let let let play i think i think it's supposed to be called let plankton do the job but you know maybe it's like from a different country all right so your your plankton in this one and i guess he's like that's it i'm tired of all this mess i'm about to get that formula today so he just grabbed a gun bigger than him and he gonna go around like what a formula is pop that's it that's that's the premise without let's do this [ __ ] oh objective go to the bully [Music] okay [Music] okay what yo yo what's good bully [Music] well you want revenge on crabs i can help you but first you have to do something for me go to the city and kill squidward what this man did to you okay all right okay so let's go to the city which i'm assuming is this one i think i see spongebob house so maybe he's at he's at his house or i don't know where squidward is at but we're gonna check his house first this is something else okay oh wow then he go right there i kind of feel bad he just he's like waiting for a bus or something yo my my dude nothing against you i you're actually one of my one of my favorite characters i you know they just told me okay he did okay now we got to go back to him i feel kind of bad i mean yeah you know squidward could be a date sometimes but you know that's just cause he's like an introvert i guess right you know maybe he's like a good person at heart just a little misunderstood this is a long way especially for plankton last he can't they couldn't give him a vehicle or something all right what's good what's thanks here take this dynamite [Music] you can also go to the man ray i think he could help you too he is in the center of the city oh all right okay thanks all right let's go to the center of the city and find him go to the man ray i think did i just make a circle hey how you doing man listen which way you told me to go [ __ ] where the [ __ ] is the center of the city oh there he go right here yo my dude what's g what's i heard you want to revenge on crabs i can help you but first you have to do something for me go to the city and kill oh my god so you basically a damn hitman all right where is this poor man at got me over here just killing all these people for no damn reason like what did that man do to you that's what oh hold up i see a poster of them right here so maybe they're around here no no i don't think they're around here oh oh here you go right here listen man i'm sorry about this i waste no damn time we gotta we gotta do what we gotta do out here all right man who else you want me to kill what's up thanks uh you here you can also okay so now i gotta go to the flying dutchman where is his [ __ ] at um okay i see that house looks something like that so i gotta figure out where this location is where this man is at drop that beat on me [Music] no all right oh there he go right here okay yo my dude was good oh my goodness okay go kill sandy wow all right i mean i've done it before in another game so i mean you know might as well handle that is she where's she staying is she look this man laid the hell out all right let's try to figure out what sandy they should go right there don't even think twice just that was a good ass shot all right here we go i'm a little shocked see what i did it's like like a play on i feel bad [Music] okay where is this [ __ ] at okay we gotta go talk to dennis where the [ __ ] dennis at he look like he hiding oh then he go right there [ __ ] okay yo my dude who you want me to kill bro come on i knew it i already knew it okay so they do spawn first of all a little too close to that don't stop all right they do spawn as you get the target to kill them what am i saying you guys understood what i was saying all right so look at him oh my god he's so happy [Music] dance with him a little bit before he came [Music] down oh my oh my god all right i did your dirty work who you want me to good job take this dynamite okay now they want me to go to the krusty krab so i guess i knock a blow it up go to the krusty krab okay he was right here so but if we blow up the krusty krab how the food all right we got what oh what oh [Music] what the [ __ ] is happening [Music] okay i'm put okay he's celebrating because he evaded taxes and now we're really about to blow this man up [Music] you got revenge but your ass and get that secret formula wow you know what we gonna do one mode what am i doing no because this one is called the crusty cellar that's it that's my intro yeah this looks like maybe a horror game or something maybe you're because it you know it looks kind of it it looks kind of you know what i'm i'm not even gonna do that let's do this we gotta jump in while i got y'all with me we we're just going in this is unorthodox for me that's where it works what did it say i did not look okay what what am i hearing escape pause what oh if you hit if you hit escape it pauses the game and shift to right oh boy shift to run that's that's not a good thing all right here we go oh it's mr krabs he's been in every game we've we've played so far how you doing bro no [Music] me boy bad news i hit the formula in the chocolate bar [ __ ] you ain't willy wonka what the hell you doing with that what have i done and i lost it down here find it for me do i get a raise anything all right where's the seller what [ __ ] what the hell we supposed to do with these mouses and things exit do they chase you find the chocolate [Music] does it like reappear or is it [Music] okay i hear them talking in the back do the monsters come get you the old people i know people like chocolate i just saw something [Music] oh see that's all true y'all don't [Music] okay did they just disappear whenever i okay this is like a little mix sorry [Music] once you got the chocolate they start chasing you [Music] what the [ __ ] [Music] oh god it's all chocolate now how the how are you suppo wait okay so you find the chocolate but you can't touch and then you got that no mr krabs man you're gonna have to really pay your birthday all right let's go get this all right so they don't they don't harm you until you find that chocolate but let's find the way out but they start but they block you though i'll show it now okay so wait because he was disappearing before no y'all know what it's right there go right there do you go away okay he does go away don't grab the chocolate yet we gotta find a strategy to lay out this [ __ ] let me see what's it don't grab it do not grab that chocolate latte [Applause] i don't usually do that let's say i grab it boom right go this way go this way bust a left then you then this is this one and he's right there all right we're gonna give that a shot okay let's uh let's go [Music] i'm mad because that was like best case scenario the chocolate was real close to the end all right go on now prices writers on go go watch some qvc all right look at this [ __ ] okay how are we gonna chill okay i think i know because it's gonna come too automatically where's he at where's the running dude at i know he's here i got a juker [Music] [Music] you gotta go around y'all really don't go away y'all just gonna stay right there they're not gonna move i gotta find another way out just too much can you leave [Music] thanks so much me boy yeah thanks so much [ __ ] give me a raise that's it and pay your damn taxes too i'm making you employer of the month hold up now that'll cost you [ __ ] you're gonna reuse the same damn picture that's already up there i mean i'm glad i won but bro let me guess something i know you look at all this money right here let me grab a stack all right well i guess that's it i hope i hope y'all have fun spongebob we got triple three games for the price of one that mrs was on sale today and um you know so it's like it's like you got three game plays in but in one game play one video not like you know like three separate videos that you would have to watch instead you watch one video but it was technically like three of them because it's i don't know where i'm going with this but y'all doing you guys doing good let's have a chat for a second no all right that's that's fine i'm good for real i promise i'm i'm doing i'm doing good so you know in case y'all wondering like dad you know you always have how we doing how are you doing i'm doing good i'm actually doing pretty good you know so it's y'all follow me on instagram because i posted you know like a little picture from new york that i had um i'll post it here bob did y'all see that y'all if you're not following me on instagram then y'all don't mess up like that's what i'm saying but you know no no like twister um like i'm gonna go but i also posted a picture on twitter as well saw that i'm not gonna post that one because y'all gotta go there to look at it but the one on instagram went away because i did it like as a story so that was that was gone forever unless you like you know they're like a screenshot maybe you want to like follow me or something i don't know every now and then i post i'm gonna go but um i love you guys thank you all for watching and tuning in i'll see y'all tomorrow maybe let's see y'all want me to play that warioware demo or just wait till the whole game come out because i think it'd come out like maybe a couple like two weeks something like that give or take so i could either or either or whatever y'all want me i'll do the demo and do the full thing that's okay that's that was my intro thumbs up did y'all do that because it only takes a second you just like there's literally a button like this and you you just click it and then it's like oh [ __ ] i like you know no notification bell what what is that thing it's like it's a bell and you click it and then it's like like options come up like what notifications y'all want all them shits give me all them i'm gonna go for th this time is the i'm dead for real this time what [ __ ] sorry that's okay i love y'all i'ma see y'all soon though what y'all me to play you can there's a comment section right right below the video you can you know i you know you can read the comments that people leave or you can leave one yourself maybe there's like a time stamp or something like oh look at this funny part and then they don't leave a time stamp and you're like well what part of the video is that you gonna maybe watch this whole video well you should like come on man you know but you know sometimes you do want that time because you might already seen the whole video but you forgot what part why am i still talk i'm gonna go for real this time i love you i'ma see y'all soon though holler at your bone y'all like this shirt my hero y'all my hero the longest outro i've ever well probably well

Channel: DashieGames

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Length: 31min 59sec (1919 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 23 2021