A SPONGEBOB SHOOTING GAME!! EVERYBODY DYING!! [SPONGE GLOCK SQUARE PANTS]

can you can you shoot these oh god [Music] where how bombs bleed how exactly do bombs even bleed up it's dashie and welcome to spongebob no sponge glock square pills listen somebody tweeted me this i'm like what sponge glock what is this i gotta try i gotta try this my boys i gotta see what this is about your spongebob you got a gun and you shoot people up i'm like yo i'm about that and i got my spongebob shirt right here there go spongebob right there without but by the way there might be a two-in-one game here so after this i might do another game but we'll see what happens i don't i can't promise y'all that if there isn't then there wasn't the music stop my intro really is if there's only one game that's because it's only one game if not but we'll see what happens without y'all doing good happy monday let's do it wait without we gotta be running they're gonna be running let's do it again objective go to the krusty hey hold up this music sound like it's directly from the show big copyright okay so can i explore my house can i shoot no don't [Music] [ __ ] what no this legit what is that what is that a pop oh my god wow okay do i talk to him yeah oh all right don't dash oh don't do it okay get out of here quickly before i [Music] stop gary i have unlimited ammo oh we about to shoot some people i'm listen i don't know what the consequences are wait don't shoot don't shoot baby girl [Music] that's a whole lot of meat we ain't good tonight what's good i'm out of that pillow scary hold on relo [Music] okay okay that's a whole lot how you doing man i'm not gonna shoot you don't worry dash don't do it don't do it hold up mrs puff yo mrs butt how you doing you gonna pass me on that test are you gonna pass me on that test business let me talk to her spongebob why she keep walking talk she try please don't talk to me in public oh word wordpress is bad i don't want to have to move again [Music] [Applause] [Music] i'm definitely going to jail now that's it there is no way that spongebob is going to get away with that um and you're still gonna leave the gun out like that where the chum bucket at cause i'm about to go in there and just just can i rock the bank show up on announced what wait just like gta my boy we about to get all the hold up how y'all doing how y'all doing give me the money give me the money what am i excuse me can you get that for me oh i can get that loot okay we got that your witnesses your witnesses hold on don't go nowhere [Music] yeah yeah am i hearing they're coming after me the cops all right get out of here mrs mrs buff no i gotta make sure you stay down okay all right don't i need to go to the cross you could loot them where'd she go [Music] all right let's find the crusty crack across the cradle there you go my house oh i see it i went the wrong direction all right that's no problem at least we got that part of the map all taken care of jellyfish [Music] ah can you what what'd you get from that wait patrick house [Music] do i should i really do this yo yo pat talk to him first hey spoons boop i can't feel my toes you about to feel not a lot of things in a second i wait what did he say i can't feel my toes oh wait i don't have any you also don't have a life i'm sorry i'm sorry she a little too happy ah okay okay can we go in here sandy what's good with them cheeks get it sandy cheats that's her name no oh let me talk to her let me talk to her lsd what what what the hell i thought it was something like some mouse combination like hit l s and d uh hiding spongebob i'm brewing up some things in my lap what things i'll show you soon but you can't narc she over here doing making drugs you wouldn't want to see what we did to the narcs back in texas okay was that a threat i i think that was a threat should we do this i hope this wears out sandy i'm sorry sandy oh my god guys ah okay shady we're back bar gin what it yo this is a straight up open work it's the homies uh i forget their names um squid squi barnacle boy and the other dude ah i missed you know what [Music] i'm gonna let him live just because i missed i'm gonna let him live too but homie here he about to get oh they're both right here talk to him first listen yellow kid you can only talk to me in public if you pay me in the back okay is that so we talked about this last time oh okay let me try and reload it okay listen [Music] yeah uh-huh okay yeah uh you go uh let me see what you got to say be nice be nice mermaid man i think that's his name evil that's it i'ma show your ass evil i would say they're witnesses but he can't see a damn thing and he don't know what the hell is going on so i'ma leave him alone let's go i'm a fair dude sandy bend not be alive sandy bent not be [Music] where's the chum bucket at okay i see it oh he already dead i should have talked to him there's way too much to explore wait i can't go into the chum bucket okay here we go we're going in where squidward at his house was right next to mine in one of his house what is this [Music] what it they in here dead these skeletons that's not mr krabs that's the robot mr krabs ravioli ravioli give me the formioli [Music] oh you can't kill him cause he okay got it he killed the real ones oh no he up that guy talk to the homie i like him me boy it's basically baraka ah learner [Music] i've got a list of people i need you to have a chat with that means kill they ass don't let me down boy [Music] okay i got you know what that's the home go to square warehouse and collect the over my boy you have to say nut i'm gonna shot i was about to shoot one in the air let's go squidward jump there we go i kicked down the doorway ben the 4-4 all he said was sponges don't hit me no more the red mist is coming what what uh yo he took some of that sandy stuff yo call red-handed what the [ __ ] is going on there's no music nothing oh he got money too we already killed him that's right because he came back to life yo my dude hey careful where you point that thing oh you're stepping up look careful where you point that you stepping up like that my black you wouldn't want to accidentally kill your best friend would you snap his neck do it hold up imma go one step above that let me check on gary real quick [Music] did you really just shoot your own pet snail did was that game over did it start me all over because that my finger slipped i didn't did it stop me from scratch did it start me from the very beginning hold up okay he's gone so no it didn't all right i was about to say oh this is the ghoul lagoon who who owe me money out here is it you move out of the way mortal get your ass on bruh get your ass on who else want a piece of this who want me money out here who is that [Music] oh my boy dove into the one he did that [ __ ] all right let's jump here oh i'm dead i died i'm dying i'm dead maybe i do need to talk to him how do i get over there let me go this way [Music] excuse me maybe it's homie right here yo what's good man spongebob what's up steroid money mr krabs oh i don't use steroids these guys these guns are 100 authentic i swear why are you lying i was not expecting his homeboys to start blasting on your boy the second i'll okay i'm gonna have to get him from a distance oh my god all right okay i'll see how it is i'll see how it is you excuse me all right who is this big dude i gotta take care of his boys first let me see what happens [Music] my man's got bulletproof vest is on what about you let me see what the hell my own look at my arm reload that okay talk to him you got to kill him from a distance okay hold on can i can i go in here first of all i want to get a milkshake or something all right so bloom block blimp people boy out peep the boy out what the how did they get me okay do i have a sniper rifle or something got this beat this peep i'ma just shoot them and duck out right there hold up there's no way there's no way all right here's what you're gonna do dash but i feel like we're playing hitman out here here's what we're gonna do we're gonna shoot him immediately shoot shoot immediately shoot the other uh three dudes so it's like blah blah with my he's look at him blocking my [ __ ] [Music] we got a fresh clip crash club now let's see what they do here we go this grip is though the clip is crisp back [Music] and the deal he was still alive y'all a bunch of witnesses and you got some bigger ass i know you saw everything i know you saw everything who was that oh that's him that's a little child he didn't sound like one that was at all all right okay we're coming in here like blasting like yo let me get another three [ __ ] okay what you got to say get to work boy or out kill her hold up man i might be on you just playing your boy like yeah wait a second you don't just bring okay okay i'm sure he'll be back to life back to that stop you love copyrights shut the door lottie wait shut the door that's boyfriend of yours she's still in my business i killed her like five times there's no way she's still taking your business execute her how girl you do all right i'm gonna go do that i mean excuse me all right damn bruh okay let's go handle sandy a police station right here can i go in here okay you can all right look at it right there i don't kill the like 80s let me see what she got to say different now all right speak up sandy speak up what you got hotties oh that's it oh listen i gotta i don't want to lose my job so i gotta do whatever mr kraft tell me to do i'll tell you what i'm gonna shoot you in the teeth if you survive i'll let you live [Music] incoming shell car from hotty lottie i've got report of nars downtown i need to be dealt with that while you're down there i need to get some funds out of the bank account forcefully the banks holding my okay yeah i got it go to the bank i don't already rob the bank i was doing [ __ ] out of order that's the problem all right excuse me this is a robbery how you doing it's a robbery can you talk to them let me see [Music] okay do i have okay move let me get into this cash register is this what you want me to do oh you got to go through here no well everybody in here gotta die so excuse me let me just reload my gun are you getting some other benefit what you're getting all right now okay so that's it that's it i [ __ ] get you lure everybody in here might as well a wig all right got it alright so i guess i'm good what does he want me to do who's the people he this is a creepy ass dude he had to die kill nine more citizens oh okay bob you ain't gotta say nothing else oh hold up hey he worked for ups i didn't get my package that one time i'm sorry what the [ __ ] are you just gonna let look at my face okay okay where mrs puff at oh she gotta account for at least six okay new objective go to the bank collect mr krabs laundry and funds what this is the only bank right boom and then we kill you return the laundry money to mr krabs okay got it [Music] i gotta see what this ending is gonna be like is it gonna be a twist excuse all right here we go let's see what's going to happen in here open that up okay mr krabs i did your bidding there's nothing monday said what hand it over oh so be it what are we about to start fighting what i'm not even oh oh you gotta shoot him in the booty is he gonna move back again oh it's only the booty that does [ __ ] oh god oh my god i'm dead i'm dead i didn't do [ __ ] to him he gonna kill me i'm dead i'm stuck in the in a little wall okay okay walk over me and then as you're turning around [Music] okay here we go right the booty shots is doing something right okay okay hold on hold on you could take one hit per [ __ ] what is that okay come on okay here we go no it's not turning around he's going to kill me if he walks over me again [Music] i knew it oh my god maybe he's got to walk into this that's what it wait okay he walks into that he's weak and then i bla bla bla blast his ass hurry up that she's coming oh my god mr grahams no can i keep my job after this hurry up [ __ ] [ __ ] get serious come on mr krabs [ __ ] not mr crap [ __ ] no mr crap can i hit him again [ __ ] i could have been defeated him okay well this is the last time right here oh [ __ ] he's coming i feel him pause oh my god big paws come here i just want to reload and get a new clip he dead now come on come on bro yo hello it's the crabs come on got it it's a wrap that's it mr krabs let's go it's really getting into the game actually oh got some crab legs i'm not even a big seafood person i know everybody who i tell her to like what you don't like seafood uh you know so i'm very picky about it that's what it is oh slow ad blink are you the owner of the crusty crab now i mean you damn near running by yourself that's what okay okay okay i like that i like that should we try another game um i'm gonna try a little bit of another game uh really quick shout out to the homie mix morris um but yeah good good job with that um let's let's try another game credits to you for playing this game oh and beating oh thank you i mean i'm a little slow but you know i did not oh my boys this joint is called super mario 64 first person shooter and it's by the same dude that did the spongebob joint so hear me out [Music] stop that just go into it okay [Music] oh that's a thorough remix [Music] damn they take a lot of shots can you can you shoot these oh god [Music] wait how bombs bleed how exactly do bombs even [Music] that don't make no sense to me that'll make no damn something [Music] look at this oh i can't wait to shoot please don't die please don't fall i be a [ __ ] all right y'all stop that [ __ ] for your ass end up dead [Music] please die you know how bad i want to kill you you bring nothing but misery to me can i pounce on you wow okay oh okay okay hold up we got balls down oh it doesn't okay that [ __ ] got a rocket launcher uh oh mario [Music] dayo listen i've been working on my stand-up routine who wrote this me yes i like some [ __ ] i would say your opinion won't matter where you're in the ground damn ruthless prepare to die is that what generic bosses are saying nowadays because i'm not sure just let me know that's what i would have added what am i shooting what am i do i lead them back to him do i foreign the flower there's no [Music] instructions [Music] okay let me try something [Music] what what what do you do can i grab that can i grab that from you what's good what up dude um what you don't know my what i got banned off marshall kingdom online for being toxic i was the best queer scoper ever if someone got it my way there's some something okay so what is he doing do i have to kill him oh my god what's he about to do [Music] do i follow him yo he turn around like man what the [ __ ] you want hub hub i'm so tired i don't get out enough listen man i can't finish huff up my kd is still better than yours your mom's up here take this okay what's he giving me oh thank you [Music] all right um [Music] i'm gonna go you in the wrong ass game was he in this game maybe he talked to professor e god mario you you're here uh over there it gives uh some of our pissing 300 coins this is like a whole ass game it's a cage okay where the homie look right king what go on ghost hunts oh see now this [ __ ] got kind of serious [ __ ] is bumping no don't fall who made this beat oh my god i'm about to fall [Music] okay well let's just go down here what is that that fish got his eye on me get the [ __ ] out of here y'all see what i did yeah no see what i did yeah i know how you doing man y'all friendly right y'all like casper no that [ __ ] [Music] i didn't know where it was what do we do with this move [ __ ] grab this grab this one [Music] [ __ ] i did it [Music] where the hell is that story it might be by the front there it is right there all right i was about to parkour all right here we go okay um you could really put a lot of time into these i i didn't didn't expect that oh this is that yo he really he really made this whole joint that's a shortcut that's a shortcut beat this i'm done please give this a thumbs up dash to that like button please and turn on notification bells and stuff i'm gonna go i love you guys i'm gonna see y'all maybe tomorrow i don't know what what am i playing let me know i love you i had your boy yo

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Id: 1zM9YO3JC78

Length: 31min 25sec (1885 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 08 2021