Rules Lawyer | 1 For All | D&D Comedy Web-Series

I wonder what's inside. Whatever it is it looks expensive. Whatever it is, it looks like it's about to belong to me. - Us. - Yeah, that. [glug glug glug] Objection! You can only use your off-hand to Attack as a Bonus Action if you used your Action to Attack. You used your Action to drink a potion so you'll have to wait until your next turn. I'm not dead?! Sorry, I can't help it... It's the rules. That rule is dumb! In real life I can drink a potion and hit someone. Look! Ow! See? I don't write the rules. I merely enforce them. What about Rule of Cool? The rules are what make it cool. You know, you're not supposed to follow them to the letter. They're more like a guide. If that's the way they're written in the book... That's the way they're intended to be used. Hold on! I didn't know that you could read. My chances of hitting aren't good. Perhaps if I inspire myself. Mirror mirror in my hand, who's the fairest in all the land? ~You are~ [screams] Not so fast! Bards can only Inspire others, not themselves. The balls... Really? Come on! Antrius would totally inspire himself. - Sorry, rules as written. - Aw! Nixie! Your turn. Don't worry guys... I've got an idea! Fireball! Ahem! The spell Fireball, along with Verbal and Somatic components, Also requires Material components, which you forgot to purchase last time you were in town. Unless, of course, you have an Arcane Focus? What's an Arcane Focus? You are unable to cast! I'm invincible! Oh, come on! Surely you can bend the rules for this one. Just please, please! The rules are like physics... Can't be broken. Well if the rulebook commands it. I use my Action Surge to gain an additional Action, and then I hold my Action. Hold for what? And I unsheathe and sheathe my dagger as a Free Action. Um-um. Can you take this seriously?! And I use my Free Action... To talk. So you guys would never believe what happened in my stream the other day - it was like pretty-- You get six seconds per round. You can't talk that much! Six seconds? - We flank him. - So we get Advantage on our next Attack. That is an optional rule. I do not have to honour that Advantage. There's no Advantage! And I... Knock him onto the ground! So we get Advantage on the Advantage on the Attack. There's no such thing as Advantage on Advantage! - If each round is six seconds... - Ugh! - We each hit him. - Ooft! - Then wait exactly six seconds. - Ah! Before hitting him again! I died again. Ok-- Guys. Just because it's written that way in the book doesn't mean that's the way it's intended to go. The rules are like physics... Can't be broken. Now that's what I'm talking about. There's just one more thing. Gold weighs between 7.2 to 7.9 grams per coin. You're all nearing encumbrance. You'll have to leave it behind. Being a DM is a lot like herding cats. Sometimes instead of players I wish I had units that I could tell exactly where to go and what to do. 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We get it. And this is going on. - [heckling] - Okay but seriously, Like and Subscribe to Deerstalker. - You're a big dick! - Smash that bell icon. - Nobody likes a Rules Lawyer! - Consider contributing to our Patreon because-- - [unintelligible] Because they didn't get the treasure, and they need it and-- Obey the rules. Be nice to your DM okay? Th-they try. They try hard.

Channel: Deerstalker Pictures

Views: 813,534

Keywords: 1 for all, d&d, dnd, dungeons and dragons, ttrpg, rpg, role playing game, tabletop game, half-elf, human, tiefling, fight, bard, sorcerer, dungeon master, d20, comedy, web-series, skit, live action, deerstalker pictures, critical role, larp, rules lawyer, 5e, 5th edition, barbarian

Id: 60hjBFjJOKc

Length: 7min 15sec (435 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 21 2021