Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Arnold Schwarzenegger

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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) >> JAMES: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOOD WE HAVE -- JELLYFISH, VIENNA SAUSAGE JUICE SHOOTER, WE HAVE OUR TRUSTY FRIEND THE BULL'S PENIS, WE HAVE A BUG TRIFLE -- NOW, THIS BUG TRIFLE INCLUDES CRICKETS, WORMS AND TOPPED WITH A SCORPION. WE'VE GOT BIRDÑi SALIVA. A JUNE BUG JELL-O. THREE-CHILI PEPPER SMOOTHIE, AND FINELY TURKEY TESTICLES. HOW YOU FEELING ABOUT THIS, ARNOLD, YOU FEELING OKAY? >> I'M NOT GOING TO EAT AGAIN FOR THE NEXT WEEK. >> James: OKAY. SO, ARNOLD, NEITHER OF US HAVE SEEN THE QUESTIONS. YOU'RE GOING TO ASK ME A QUESTION FIRST. SO WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO EAT IF I DON'T ANSWER? >> HOW ABOUT THE BIRD SALIVA? >> James: YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE ME THE BIRD SALIVA? >> EXACTLY. OH, JEEZ, OKAY. IF YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO ANSEL ONE OF THE LATE-NIGHT TALK SHOWS, WHICH WOULD IT BE? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) COME ON. YOU CAN DO IT. >> James: I'D LIKE TO CANCEL ALL OF THEM, BUT -- >> THAT'S NOT A GOOD ANSWER. >> James: THAT WOULD BE GREAT FOR US. IF I COULD CANCEL ANY OTHER LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW, WHICH ONE WOULD I CANSLE? >> COME CLEAN. YOU CAN DO IT. LOOK ME IN THE EYES. DON'T LOOK AT THE FOOD. BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO ANSWER IT. COME ON, NOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )Ñi DO IT.!3#Eî ( LAUGHTER ) >>Ñi James: OH, MY GOD! I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE. >> I'M NOT SCREWING AROUND. >> James: I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER IN A MILLION YEARS -- I WOULD NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT ANY OF THE WONDERFUL MEN AND WOMEN ON LATE NIGHT, SO CHEERS, ARNOLD. ( LAUGHTER ) ( BLEEP ). ( LAUGHTER ) IT'S GOT, LIKE, BITS IN IT. ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) >> James: FINISH IT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ALL RIGHT. ARNOLD, I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU THE THREE CHILLY PEPPER SMOOTHIE. OKAY? RIGHT THERE. AND HERE'S YOUR QUESTION. ARNOLD, IN THE PUBLIC'S EYE, POLITICIANS HAVE A REPUTATION FOR LYING. WHILE YOU WERE GOVERNOR, WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU SAID OR DID THAT YOU KNEW WAS A LIE? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: COME ON! ANSWER IT! ANSWER THE QUESTION! DON'T LOOK AT IT. LOOK ME IN THE EYE, YOU CAN DO IT! ( LAUGHTER ) IT'S NOT AS EASY, IS IT, WHEN YOU'RE OVER THERE? >> James: OKAY. UM -- OKAY. ( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN SAY THAT. LET ME GIVE YOU THE SHOT. UM -- THERE'S A TIME WHEN THE GOVERNOR SIGNS BILLS OR VETOES THEM. SO WHEN YOU=)■ VETO A BILL FROM LEGISLATORS, THEN YOU WRITE A VETO MESSAGE. WELL, THERE WAS ONE LEGISLATOR THAT I DIDN'T LIKE AT ALL, AND, SO, I VETOED HIS BILL, BUT I ONLY WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT HE GETS THE MESSAGE, SO I WROTE EACH LINE IN THE VETO MESSAGE, EACH LINE HAD TO START WITH A CERTAIN LETTER THAT, WHEN YOU GO DOWN THE LINE, IT SAYS ( BLEEP YOU. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE THE NEXT DAY, WHEN THEY DISCOVERED THAT, THE PRESS, THEY SAID TO ME, SAYS, DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS SAID ( BLEEP ) YOU? AND I SAID, NO, NO, WAIT A MINUTE -- ( LAUGHTER ) WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT? ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WOW, I'M AMAZED. I KNOW -- NO, I DID NOT KNOW THAT. >> James: OH, I LOVE THAT! THAT IS AN UNBELIEVABLE ANSWER. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WOW! OKAY, ARNOLD, SPIN THIS ROUND, TELL ME WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO EAT OR NOT EAT. >> OH, BULL'S PENIS. >> James: YEAH? YES. >> James: YOU'RE GOING TO SEND THAT AROUND, THE BULL'S PENIS TO ME. >> IT'S ALL CHOPPED UP ANYWAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE THING. SO, ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO. >> James: ALL RIGHT, GO FOR IT. >> OKAY. YOU RECENTLY ATTENDED A WEDDING THAT WAS ALSO ATTEND BID IVANKA TRUMP. WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT? ( LAUGHTER ) HUH? WHAT DID YOU -- >> James: THIS IS BULL ( BLEEP ) BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WRITE THE QUESTIONS. >> WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT? >> James: RIGHT. I -- >> WELL, FORGET THIS ENGLISH STUFF. FORGET ALL THAT. THAT'S ENGLISH CHARM. IT DOESN'T HELP YOU HERE. THIS IS A STRAIGHTFORWARD GAME. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: ALL RIGHT, I WILL SAY THIS, I WAS A LITTLE DRUNK. >> I EXPECT NOTHING LESS. >> James: AND I WAS WITH ORLANDO BLOOM. >> OKAY. >> James: WHO I THINK WAS EQUALLY, IF NOT SLIGHTLYLESS DRUNK THAN I WAS. >> OKAY. >> James: AND WE STOOD AT THE BAR. >> AND WHAT DID YOU SAY? >> James: AND IVANKA WAS AT THE BAR, AND I CAN'T -- I CAN'T 100% REMEMBER IT, BUT I REMEMBER THAT WE WERE QUITE DRUNK, AND WE STARTED GOING, IVANKA, YOU CAN DO SOMETHING, YOU CAN DO SOMETHING. YOU CAN DO SOMETHING. YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. YOU CAN MAKE IT BETTER. AND EIVANKA -- I REMEMBER IVANKA WAS GOING, I'M TRYING, I'M TRYING. ( LAUGHTER ) THEN THE NIGHT CARRIED ON, I KEPT DRINKING, AND THEN THE NEXT DAY, IT WAS LIKE A TWO-DAY WEDDING, AND THE NEXT DAY THERE WAS A DRINKS THING IN THE AFTERNOON AND I FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT UNTIL I SAW HER ACROSS THIS SORT OF GARDEN AND IT ALL CAME BACK. ( LAUGHTER ) AND SHE JUST SAID, UM, I BET YOU'VE GOT A HEADACHE THIS MORNING. ( LAUGHTER ) SO THAT WAS WHAT I TOLD IVANKA TRUMP. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: NICE. OKAY, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU, ARNOLD, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU -- I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE JELLYFISH. OKAY? >> James: OKAY. ARNOLD, IN THE '90s, YOU AND A GROUP OF OTHER A-LIST CELEBRITIES OPENED THE PLANET HOLLYWOOD THEMED RESTAURANTS. BE HONEST, IF YOU WEREN'T AN INVESTOR, WOULD YOU HAVE EVER EATEN AT PLANET HOLLYWOOD? ( LAUGHTER ) >> WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT THAT? I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT. ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERING ) ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME? ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME? ( LAUGHTER ) THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT I REMEMBER STILL GOING BACK AFTER I SOLD MY ENTIRE SHARES, EVERYTHING, I STILL WENT BACK, BUT I DIDN'T GO BACK FOR THE FOOD, BUT I WENT BACK BECAUSE OF THE OTHER CELEBRITIES BEING THERE AND BECAUSE OF THE GREAT MERCHANDISE AND DUFF THEY HAD THERE. SO, YES, I DID GO BACK. >> James: THAT WASN'T THE QUESTION. ( LAUGHTER ) THE QUESTION WAS WOULD YOU, IF YOU WEREN'T AN INVESTOR, WOULD YOU STILL EAT AT PLANET HOLLYWOOD? >> I ATE SOME CHICKEN FINGERS, YES. >> James: OH, THERE WE GO, ALL RIGHT! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OKAY. ARNOLD, YOUR TURN. CHOOSE WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO -- WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO EAT HERE? >> OKAY, O'-- BUG TRIFLE. >> James: OKAY, THIS IS CRICKETS, WORMS AND A SCORPION. >> THAT IS REALLY WILD BECAUSE I WANTED TO ASK THE QUESTION MYSELF, BECAUSE YOU JUST RENEWED YOUR CONTRACT WITH CBS -- >> James: OH, ( BLEEP ). -- FOR ANOTHER THREE YEARS, RIGHT? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: YEP, I DID. READ ME THE QUESTION. >> HOW MUCH MONEY WAS INVOLVED IN THIS CONTRACT? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( DRUM ROLL ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( DRUM ROLL ) ( CHEERING ) ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERING ) ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: OH, MY GOD -- NOT ENOUGH MONEY TO ( BLEEP ) PAY TO PLAY THIS. >> THAT WAS VERY COURAGEOUS. >> James: OH! I HAVE TO SAY THAT BECAUSE THAT LOOKS UGLY OVER THERE. >> James: OKAY. YOU JUST ATE A SCORPION. >> James: I'M WELL AWARE OF WHAT I JUST ATE. THANK YOU, ARNOLD. ALL RIGHT, ARNOLD, HERE WE GO. I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU -- I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE TURKEY TESTICLES RIGHTÑi THERE, TURKEY BALLS. HERE WE GO. ARNOLD. YOU AND DONALD TRUMP HAVE A LONG HISTORY TOGETHER. RECENTLY, YOU'VE HAD A VERY PUBLIC FEUD, BUT YOU'VE ALSO KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE THE '80s. WHAT IS THE WORST THING YOU'VE HEARD DONALD TRUMP SAY IN PRIVATE? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: WELL, ACTUALLY, IN PRIVATE, HE ALWAYS WAS VERY NICE. AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE LAST CONVERSATION I HAD WITH HIM, A PRIVATE CONVERSATION, WAS WHEN HE CALLED ME AND ASKED ME FOR MY ENDORSEMENT WHEN HE RAN FOR PRESIDENT, AND I DECLINED. AND, SINCE THEN, EVERYTHING THAT HE SAYS ABOUT ME OR TO ME IS ON TWITTER. ( LAUGHTER ) WHICH SUCKS. >> James: YEAH. YEAH. SO I THINK HE WAS ALWAYS KIND OF NICE IN PRIVATE, BUT IN PUBLIC, I THINK THAT HE'S VERY MEAN SPIRITED WHAT HE SAYS. >> James: I MEAN, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF "SPILL YOUR GUTS"Ñi THAT NOBODY' EATEN HERE. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING. >> I HAVE TO BE HONEST. THESE WERE NOT REALLY TOUGH QUESTIONS. I MEAN, REALLY, I MEAN, I THOUGHT -- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE SOME KIND OF A -- NO, REALLY, HONESTLY, I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE SOME TOUGH QUESTIONS THAT I'M REALLY GOING TO GO, LIKE, GUH -- >> James: LET'S TRY THIS ONE, SHALL WE? >> YEAH. >> James: OKAY. ARNOLD. YOU'RE ONE TO HAVE THE BIGGEST -- YOU'RE ONE OF THE BIGGEST ACTION STARS OF ALL TIMES AND YOU STARRED IN THE EXPENDABLES. RANK THE CO-STARS ON THEIR ACTING ABILITY FROM BEST TO WORST. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT! SYLVESTER STALLONE, JASON STATHAM, MICKEY ROURKE, BEST TO WORST. >> I WOULD HAVE TO START WITH -- ( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERING ) I -- I START WITH -- UM -- NO ( BLEEP ). ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, EVERYBODY! THAT WAS "SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
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Channel: The Late Late Show with James Corden
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Length: 14min 42sec (882 seconds)
Published: Wed Oct 30 2019
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