South Park: Cancelled Reaction (Season 7 Episode 1)

[Music] YouTube what is up welcome back to the channel guys today we're checking out South Park canceled listen if you want to take your support to the next level and get access to full episode reactions the link to my patreon is in the description below but before we go any further I need you to do me a solid if you drop a like any comment on this video for the algorithm of the model greatly appreciated but uh y'all ready for this one let's run it baby let's get it let's go [Music] no I you can't come to school with me yeah go home you little dildo good for the last time don't call my brother a dildo all right go home you little semen puking [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god dude sweet check it out hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on what I feel like I've seen this I've seen Kyle smack Cartman with Ike before bro ready like kick the baby don't kick the goddamn baby bro I've definitely seen it oh Cartman looks like you didn't get much sleep last night that's because I was having these bogus Nightmares on that down really what about well I dreamed it I was lying in my bed in the dark when all of a sudden this bright blue light filled the room slowly oh okay okay isn't this bro did I did I pick the wrong one hold on nah this is season seven episode one bro first I don't know bro this is this was um this was done on uh what's it called uh uh Cartman gets an anal probe season one episode one wait a minute this has all happened before yeah this does seem really familiar okay okay guys he's just trying to scare me no dude this happened before aliens put some device in you and then we tied you up to a tree and you went up on their ship you don't remember that because the aliens erase my memory I remember this whole thing I tried to follow you to school you kicked him then Carmen told us about his alien dream and then you said what's gonna be for lunch today Chef well today Saturday we're in a repeat a repeat Carmen was made of a previous day I did I hate repeats all morning children I knew something strange was going on what is a proctologist Chef he's a doctor that specializes in your [ __ ] children you mean at some point in this doctor's life he decided he wanted to work on people's buttholes what a dick hello everyone hello doctor thanks y'all see that this is a hella doo-doo on every single finger it's a short notice what seems to be the problem we just want you to take a look and tell us if you see anything abnormal other than its monstrous size all right let's see here oh my God what what there's a huge crack going right down the middle all right let's take a look on the prostate seems to be normal yo what no swelling of the hermodal gland wait what's this [Music] I don't remember that on season one episode one my man's went all the way in to the Elbow bro like that's half an arm bro that is half an arm what the hell are you okay dude you know that feeling when you take a huge dump girl doctor I've never quite seen this before perhaps you just needs some hemorrhoid cream you all right you know that feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up inside your ass no I'm not all right never seen a hemorrhoid react this way that wasn't no hemroid it was an alien Hooper dupe come on children how do we uh make it come out someone just has to activate it like the Proctologist did oh no no no no no nobody is putting their finger in my ass again unless it's cow I told you how bad carbon is secretly gay for Kyle I'm telling you but real quick the dude in the lab coat that's a lapco in the lab coat my bad y'all um I don't know his name but is that supposed to be the dude from um from Jurassic Park do you hear me go ahead it won't back yo put a glove on bro [Laughter] I would have pushed them over okay okay I don't care about them Carmen all right all right I'm sorry go ahead cow that's what I'm talking about Kyle let him know it's sending a transmission of some kind I don't want to play anymore you guys we wanted to see an alien planet or something whoever they are if they're receiving messages they might be sending them too okay wait a minute candy bars candy bars you you know candy bars they usually come in a wrapper just like you wrap a Christmas present Christmas happens when it's cold cold as in Alaska that's where the polar bears polar bears polarity I can switch the polarity to see what Transmissions are coming from the location this one is being sent to I'm sorry bro what the hell just happened my man went from candy bars to wrapping Christmas presents to Christmas time cold um the north no Alaska the polls in in polarity what like it sounds like he got to the correct answer or the correct idea but I questioned the method that he used to get there you know what I mean what the heck oh crap they're coming in foreign flag them boys are getting a little fresh air hi [Music] I think we ditched him I don't think we're out of the woods yet I'm hungry chef all right go ahead chef no no keep going bro keep going where'd you learn to drive Aiden Chinese Auto school he just he just had to talk his [ __ ] bro he just had to get out the car and talking [ __ ] to the aliens turn around and beat your whites Kitty in your asses anyway baby next time you remember to huh children I'm trapped inside Helen Hunt's ass it's mainly in spaceship oh thank God thank you Lord I wonder what that feels like bro like the um the slimy I don't know I guess tentacles or whatever it is that that was holding them in place you know what I mean you guys realize this is only the second time we've ever been in outer space yeah awesome this is like my 15th oh this must be the head alien guy oh no no no no no no how's this Santa no that's stupid too how about this Michael Jordan King is no I don't know who I don't know who they are but they look familiar but anyways the the the the tall one looks like um yum turbo names uh Papa from uh from stranger things so like the dude that took L from her family and gave her her powers and all that baby [Music] don't piss on the moon babe what form do you want me to take how about a taco that crabs ice cream don't eat it bro I like it cool all right then we can get back to business Follow Me This Way Earthlings we make Intergalactic television programs that the whole universe watches huh television we at nozod production started 20 billion years ago with one philosophy the best Universal television isn't scripted it's real the greatest Universal reality show of all time [Music] oh damn Earth that's crazy years ago we realized what if we took species from all different planets in the universe and put them together on the same Planet great TV right you mean that would explain that would explain this [ __ ] show bro 100 sitting around watching us fight and kill each other dude that's stop why why because you're playing with people's lives you're you're turning people's problems into entertainment yeah we'd never do that on Earth ladies and gentlemen we have recently come across an alien transmission that is being beamed throughout the entire universe this gentleman at eight o'clock it's everyone's favorite show yo he figured it out since we first took species from 17 different planets and put them all together yo he's a genius bro what will happen this galgamar tune in gentlemon today to find out it's Earth I'm foggno fog no I'm afraid that Earth are all of Earth is nothing but an Intergalactic reality TV show my God we're famous you know well you kids can go back to Earth if you want but I'm afraid it won't be there for long the show's been canceled Universal Network heads they say the earthlings have become aware of the show so it won't be funny anymore oh [ __ ] did we do that let's call in the demolition crew to strike the Earth for resources wait wait oh crap let's talk to the network wouldn't do any good try please take us to them please all right kids we'll take you to the network heads but I warn you nobody has ever gotten the executives to uncancel a show Once the call has been made bro that's crazy [Music] welcome to Planet Wagner home of the juicians who control all media in the universe time off bro wait wait wait wait wait wait wait did I hear that right home of the jewels needs that run the media y'all gotta let me know in the comments where when did this episode drop and if they caught any any ish from that you know what I'm saying from the Jews needs um bro cause this this is like this is like with the whole Kanye situation with what he said you know what I'm saying he caught hella hella-ish for it so I'm curious to see if um if everybody have the same energy with South Park when this dropped let me know in the comments we have a three o'clock meeting with the network heads where are you visiting from uh earth oh I watched that show all the time oh sure come on in earthlings look we just want to talk to you about the show please don't cancel us please oh I'm sorry or things but you have to realize the universe is a business you made it to 100 episodes you should be proud yeah a show should never go past 100 episodes or else it starts to get stale with ridiculously stupid plot lines and settings is this the 100th uh episode of South Park let me know I don't know if it is bro but I'm gonna need y'all to fill me in but sir we think our show is just getting good I mean we're just now starting to see people get really pissed off at each other oh my God this is have some juicy and ancestry tell us about it million people on our show you can't just up and cancel on us oh God when you look at the heck was on that Chooser Mac dude we're trying to save our planet here let's take the earthlings to a hecma bar hey you everything's wanna try a little black [Music] wow yeah oh Gluck yeah Kenny man screw this place let's go get a hotel room and a hooker oh yeah yes suck my Jack on yeah now you suck on my Jack on oh yeah stick your finger in my fresher oh you suck it suck that hey yo what the hell is happening right now no idea what we're seeing right now but I have a feeling it's really really wrong I'm with you on that one Stan oh God was that the equivalent of never mind never mind what did we do oh man I can't believe I sucked your Jag on oh God we did suck each other's jagons you kids won't tell anybody about this right yeah no blackmail them bro we won't tell anybody if you don't cancel our show the Earth show can still be good just erase everyone's memory so we don't know where to show I'm sure you'll see that if you give our world time it will become even more outrageous and violent there's even World War III to look forward to and then we want to show everybody the picture all right all right are things you win the show can stay on let's go be sure to keep up the wars and violence well we've got a five o'clock with the Yuka producers nice meeting you there things bye oh damn just like that well Carmen looks like you didn't get much sleep last night that's because I was having these Burgers nightmares where's Kenny oh there we go hello there children hey chef chef Kenny has a picture of two green things sucking each other's shoulders what is it Jeff I don't know but something tells me this picture might be very important children you should hang on to it attention Universe be sure to tune in next week for another exciting episode of Earth the Asians are really stewed at the Russians the zebras try to get along with the Buffalo and Americans and Iraqis have an all-out brawl it's outrageous spawn and it's all new Earth odd Wagner yo this is crazy man fun episode though bro I'm not gonna lie they got me at first you feel me they had me I thought it was a repeat I thought I was watching the wrong thing you know what I'm saying but it was all part of the story itself listen I appreciate you pulling up and watching this video with me I need you to do me inside and let me know in the comments below what is next from South Park and I get 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Length: 17min 33sec (1053 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 01 2023