South Park: I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining Reaction (Season 16, Episode 6)

South Park I should have never gone ziplining shout out to the patreon gank for this one let's get it let's go we really had spent the whole spring break watching TV and playing Xbox you know so we wanted to go out and do something really adventurous to the Sea pool they have a water slide yeah look at his lip you got herpes dude the cold store is what girls come on guys the day's wasting away what would be something really cool we could do give a man said it's a cold sore bro it is not a herpe and then like out of nowhere somebody came up with the idea of zip lining yeah zip lining that could be really cute we've definitely not done that before I think there's a place just outside of town I'll see if my uncle Jimbo will drop us off cool zip lining zip lining hell yeah I've never gone to zip lining sound over the comments below if that's something you've done me personally bro like I'm just afraid of heights so like if my legs are like dangling and [ __ ] and I have no control of my body I'm not rocking with it you feel me sick Kenny you got herpes dude I almost touched it you sound like a chick candy that's herpes dude you got that [ __ ] did he die hey you guys here for the two o'clock zipline tour yeah all right let me get you some helmets and some gear and we'll get up there and hit that fresh Gnar what's a Gnar I've never heard that uh that word before sound off in the comments let's get it okay just follow me over the waiting room and we'll have you take a seat with the others [Music] what happened and we were like others we have to do this with other people oh the boys have just made a sobering Discovery for ten-year-old Stan Marsh the realization that he will be with a tour group has caused his adrenal gland to slow down the average human acts a certain way when surrounded by friends and family right but in a tour group the brain has to work overtime acting nice and pretending to care about people on the tour I get it I get it it's like um like uh your customer service uh self you know what I mean like if you've been in in customer service you act a certain way when you're at work when you're when you're talking to customers versus like I don't know when when you're at home or you're on the game with your friends you know what I mean like it's a completely different you you know what I'm saying inside Kyle's mouth the muscles contract to force a smile even though in his brain Kyle is thinking dude [ __ ] you now everyone was there we thought things would start getting fun but that's when we had to watch the safety video welcome to Back Country Adventures well hey there man there Meyer Michael is lame as hell back to you Michael thanks Michael anybody have any questions no I have a question could we review the best ways to hold the Rope again really you're gonna make us all listen to it again because you couldn't understand really hey I feel like like they're nitpicking but at the same time I understand where they're coming from if you already had the weight uh 30 minutes for for homie and his wife to get there you know what I'm saying um because they couldn't even watch the film until they got there you know I mean because everybody is uh participating in the zip lining so I understand like not wanting to wait any longer you know what I mean it's like I don't know when you were in school and that one kid raised his hand it was hey you didn't collect the homework today you know what I'm saying and everybody's like yo shut the hell up bro I didn't do it and then everybody's mad or whatever y'all know what I'm talking about man and if you don't you probably a good kid in class you know I salute you for that but if you understand you understand let's get it everyone just step on in the shadow shuttle how how long do we have to take the shuttle it's about 45 minutes 45 minutes 45 minutes it should be about 45 minutes to the freshest Gnar why don't we go around the van and get to know each other a little bit oh that's okay well my name's Pete Nichols and this is my wife Donna and uh make a long story short we came out here to see our relatives who live down in Moab they have been living there about 20 years now and uh long story short they told us that as long as we were in the Rockies we should try ziplining so long story short we looked around in the newspapers that's a third long story short it should only be one let's keep it a buck it should only be one you see the the the the the the crucial stuff in the beginning right like you introduce yourself and then I don't know bro some Elves at the end to sum it all up like I've never gone ziplining this is my first time or or something like that you feel me make a long story short give her a try so then we called and made a reservation and that's when you know long story short we just said yeah what the boys don't realize is that a massive storm is brewing last night Eric Cartman had Kung Pao spaghetti from California Pizza Kitchen has just met with the Del Taco he ate for breakfast oh [ __ ] yo he said a storm is brewing and the camera went up so I'm thinking they're gonna get there and it's raining and nobody gets to ride nobody gets to do anything you know what I mean already started to tear down the layers of barbecue BK Toppers instead of hold on so he had what Chinese food for dinner and then what tacos for breakfast are those worms bro my man's got like uh tapeworms or some [ __ ] Eric is ingesting massive amounts of Mountain Dew the caffeine and sugar turns the soupy fast food liquid in his stomach into a toxic gas when the gas is released it carries with it tiny particles of Eric's fecal matter fecal matter which floats up and into Kyle's nasal passage dude did you fart no does anyone care to know about these trees biology no bro let me just ride this I'm running a little late but if anyone really wants to know we could take a few minutes I think we're good I'd like to know about the biology of the trees didn't this guy ask about some other [ __ ] when when when uh when Michael was like any other questions and then on top of that he was late so he's just like delaying everybody all right remember to keep your hands clear of the cable and just let your equipment do the work now when you're about halfway down the zip line the camera's gonna take your picture so when I call out Chaka Bro Look up and give the camera a nice shocker bro Shaka bro all right you ready yeah ready to do some zipping yeah all right let's hear you say zipline zipline bro [Laughter] all right that should look like it was lame how was it carbon Tony [ __ ] stupid dude oh really that dude is [ __ ] boring as [ __ ] after a grueling 20 minutes waiting for everyone else to ride the zip line the boys realize they have just wasted hours of their time and that is when the unthinkable happens this reminds me of um That Eminem Dr Dre record of The Slim Shady LP uh guilty conscience you know what I mean like the the way the the dude is like narrating and [ __ ] all right guys let's get moving only 10 minutes to our next zip line yeah oh there's more this is a zipline tour we got 16 more to go and it was like six and everyone back in the shutoff bro that's about to be a whole day like on top of that they're already not having a good time they they they're with adults you know what I'm saying so they gotta like tone down not their fun but they gotta tone down their personalities a bit because they got to carry themselves a certain way you know what I mean they don't really have to but that's just what they decide to do you feel me the boys realize that they're ziplining nightmare has only just begun frog [Laughter] trapped in an unforgiving Mountain Wilderness with a tour group but you know to make a long story short I woke up this morning did you get another picture of us I don't like that guys graders are in a nightmare they cannot Escape [Laughter] Miley Cyrus [ __ ] I came in on a wrecking ball head ass [Music] [Applause] [Music] you should have never listened to you cow in the park this morning we've never done that before oh no don't try to pin this on me you're the one who brought it up I brought it up because you already brought it up that's when I realized nobody remembered nobody remembered it was me who came up with the idea to go ziplining guys guys does it really matter whose idea it was yes but what the boys don't realize is that Eric's body is already shutting down from stage four diarrhea inside his stomach bile has just dislodged in Arby's ultimate Angus in the average human this would only cause mild diarrhea but Eric Cartman is now drinking double Dew a Mountain Dew product with twice the sugar and caffeine of regular Mountain Dew his rancid feces is now rapidly converting to a thick paste the diarrhea shoots out of ericssonus and into his underwear Eric Cartman is a ticking Time Bomb do you [ __ ] himself [ __ ] your pants that's right no long story short we picked four bags you guys seriously something's wrong in my tummy then stop drinking double Deuce oh my God he had regular Mountain Dew then he had double do and now he has Diet double Dew half half the sugar half the caffeine of double do the math so if it's half of the double right isn't it just like hold on bro isn't it just regular Mountain Dew if it's half of the double hey uh I'm so sorry but we have an emergency our friend is really really sick Oh you mean the little kid with the herpes yeah geez sorry dude but we're at the summit our only way down is to ZIP down what about the Stables oh yeah The Stables there's a ranch right past that Hill that rents out horses I I bet they can get you back suddenly Stan says he knows about some horse stables hold on bro this is like ass backwards right here right is it like the the the dude that's running the whole zipline show isn't he responsible for getting the kids back safe like why do the kids have to figure this out on their own it seemed too good to be true now let me get this straight you want four horses one for each of you yes please I think we can set you up oh thank God you see guys it's gonna be sweet after all step right out here and we'll get you going [Music] trapped in a tour group on Horseback that is only allowed to travel four miles an hour please go faster we got some lunch set up for you up ahead some turkey sandwiches and Dad double do it's like it's like a never-ending cycle bro Kyle Kyle come on wake up just go go without me no we're not leaving you here Kyle I can't take it anymore why do people say long story short you guys you guys get up listen to me there's a lake 100 yards down that way they've got a marina with boats just sitting there a marina we can take a boat you guys we can probably take it all the way back to Fairplay what's the point come on you guys a boat all to ourselves it'll be fun what could possibly go wrong the following program contains graphic reenactments that may be disturbing to some audience members because we keep getting screwed over by your s not my diarrhea's fault but YouTube fast the fourth graders are in a nightmare they cannot Escape Kenny whose idea wasn't to go ziplining mine or Kyle's I don't know I really don't give a [ __ ] oh [ __ ] they showed us what Kenny would look like Oh no you're not speaking up the entire boat you're taking the crap off the side into the water oh that is a big doo-doo he was right he was right all along if he took a [ __ ] out in the wilderness the Beavers would have came through this beavers in the water right there the boat went really slow and it just went round and round they could die here everyone drinks some Mountain Dew I don't know I just thought if we all drank the Mountain Dew the caffeine and the sugar would help us stay awake I told Carmen he had to share it I'm not sharing you with Kenny he has herpes don't share it bro don't Sherry and just when it seems it can't get any worse bro they all got herpes on their lips [Music] Kenny Kenny Kenny McCormick has died of boredom oh [ __ ] oh my God they killed Kenny you look at your zip lining ideas done you killed Kenny you're the best it wasn't my idea it was yours you killed Jenny you bastard yo I gotta give him to these actors though like they're really into into their part like they believe that they're these characters and I rock with that look at how pissed off this cow dude is it was me my idea [Music] four days ago I came across a brochure for ziplining you signed up three friends you got a free iPod Nano Dan you selfish bastard wow didn't he pull the same [ __ ] on uh on butterballs like he stood up for for for bullying for for Butters but he was really in it just for himself damn Stan I'm seeing you two colors now my G I'm not rocking with you kid how many iPod Nanos is friendship worth I guess one the hardest part about it is snowing you can't take it back I mean it was a fifth generation nano so I can't trade it in anywhere but then miraculously the boy's prayers are finally answered thank you thank you it's a real piece of [ __ ] it was over the boys were airlifted aboard Mr hanky's magical helicopter [Music] [Music] would now start the long journey back to forgiveness Kenny McCormick's remains were finally brought home to his parents and the boys received treatment for their herpes [Music] Kyle broflovsky having fecal matter removed from his nasal passages as for Eric Cartman he refused to let the tragedy stop him from doing what he loves most in just two weeks he was back to drinking diet double Dew to do the math yo I thought he went back to like mountain climbing or something in the picture bro what my man's went back to drinking Mountain Dew audience to do the math it's diet dude diet soda doesn't give you diarrhea foreign

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Length: 18min 9sec (1089 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 12 2023