Sonic.EXE Crackhouse Edition...

this game is not for child [Laughter] sonic daddy xc is back round three the final game now we all know sonic.exe is nowhere close to its finale but sonic.exe is one of those things that uh is is it's something that i i've basically been in tune with you know if you've followed my channel for a long time you know that me and sonic.exe have some history okay now ladies and gentlemen i always like going on to sites like ichio and gamejolt and trying to find the most dankest of video game collections and i figured today i'm going to really invoke some nostalgia to you guys you know and and really just carbon date myself and show you how beautiful the world of sonic.exe is so i've got the game maker 8.1 series and uh without further ado we're actually going to launch this bad boy so let's get let's give it a chance buckos sonic at the hedgehog this music makes me a little sad champ let's hit start all right so uh first off if you're already looking at the weird aspect ratio yeah in fact we're looking at iphone resolution uh i don't know why this is necessarily the case but shadow can only move to the right not left and his animation cycle is a little [ __ ] broken the water in the background isn't obviously moving i don't know why that is the case but it's got the sonic theme and everything seems to be just fine so far okay shadow's been my favorite hedgehog uh and and you know what that i'm just glad to finally start off usually these games start off with sonic or tails or like amy rose or cream the rabbit or [ __ ] charmy but now we've got good old shader the oh i touched sonic and i reached i reached max climax now as you can see the background has gotten even more [ __ ] deranged in low resolution and the music is as i [ __ ] remember it i don't know why they don't let you jump or move right like this is honestly a very [ __ ] sonic game you can literally hold one key to win like what the [ __ ] is this at some point sonic is gonna come and tear up my rectum it's just a matter of time it's just a matter of time with these goddamn games how the screamer is going to really look like right and usually the screamer can be dog oh there he is now we're back to normal square like 4x3 thank you very much game all right it's a i i i see sonic hasn't had his g fuel yet all right you got you got to have some of this if you're willing to willing to break your brain cells code song by the way sonic what the [ __ ] is this laughing or you will die am i going to get [ __ ] black screen baby i'm about to see a screamer 100 you're going to see a [ __ ] screamer i bet you're going to see a screamer right now i bet my taint you're going to see a screamer i i think the game is legitimately crashing oh no poor soul uh doesn't know who he's kidding you can like barely read the text come on just [ __ ] me sonic perfect he's gonna [ __ ] me oh no no signal oh it's so bad it's so good oh we're switching to silver man dude there's so much dude this is back in the days of sonic sonic 06 furry surprise man that was that was oh i touched evil shadow shadow what happened with you uh me nothing i'm perfect sorry but i will kill you [Laughter] what is it oh no they killed they killed silver they [ __ ] they chopped his hand off dude they they they literally they literally d they're about to decap my boy silver oh no now we're switching to we're switching i don't know what [ __ ] recolor this is all right i'm sorry i think that's like rouge or some [ __ ] like that it's it's one of the hot characters all right or as closest to hot as we're getting oh no i'm looking at silver dead oh no he turned into sonic dude there's actually somebody in the comments for this who actually consider the scary i i spent uh i went to i went i want you to see me spend even more what the [ __ ] does that even mean that the the storyline definitely you know isn't as top tier as i expected now i really a god i'm really happy for it oh no no signal coded by that's really the [ __ ] game that's really the game dude that's how many people worked on this game oh that actually god damn hurts i didn't play this game before and it was so scary very interest they're all [ __ ] lying all of them are [ __ ] lying this is this is like this is like a v level troll you know what i mean when you go on 4chan v and somebody's just ready to [ __ ] troll your ass sonic.exe all stars remastered really hit i'm really getting old enough to play the remastered version of a [ __ ] creepypasta game what is my life at this point i i i'm just gonna tell you right now i would not be surprised if i'm just installing straight up [ __ ] malware all right let's go remastered demo bb let's see what this is all about oh wait a minute wait a [ __ ] minute wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what check check defender baby it doesn't seem like it has a [ __ ] threat but my microsoft's trying to protect me dog hell nah i want to go all the way baby bring it on let this destroy my computer this game is a horror game i'm going to [ __ ] big doubt that [ __ ] there's going to be some jump scares do not ignore this warning which specially means you oh luigi gaming you tried this [ __ ] out god damn i bet he wasn't scared this game is a major work in progress this is not the final later updates will add certain new stuff as progress keeps going current game version pre version 5.0.0 all right given the fact that the game we just played i have a lot more [ __ ] oh i have dude i have like infinitely more hope this is like the rockstar games of [ __ ] like of uh sonic.exe right now this is gonna be good it's like demonic sega presented by not so devi just like already i can tell you right now it's a million times better than whatever the [ __ ] we just played this is a great way powered by core framework okay all right enough can we get with the game dude it actually is a good game oh my god dude this is awesome where has this been all my life window size two times i don't give a [ __ ] man let's just start off with it's got controller support man i don't have any controller connected that kind of sucks come on oh i saw that evil shanick for a second green hill zone act one oh my god dude this is like an actual sonic game it's like an actual sonic game this is like got to your ah [ __ ] how do you jump oh here it is you press the a key cool cool cool cool all right let's get let's get some goddamn rings all right oh dude it actually is legitimately a sonic it was like they did they just like did they just get the engine or something and call it a day this is crazy good i feel like i skipped through half the map though dude this is like actually better it's like how do you how do you go from how do you go from like absolute concrete trash to like this got to your development it's like it's like it's like a completely different city it's like they took the source code to like sonic it just it just just just made it better man i i suck at running fast i don't know why i'm playing tails i personally would prefer to have played sonic but i guess it's part of the story um coincidentally i did actually read the story recently on my friend's channel he did like a whole like sonic.exe video where he showcased how the author for the story was literally like molding like no tomorrow that people didn't take the [ __ ] sonic.exe story seriously which uh i mean i mean you you you you have to be pretty goddamn hopeful to expect anyone's taking this stuff seriously let's get that robotnik we just beat the level and let's go let's go see what else is stored uh in this magical universe [Music] this is so nostalgic dude this is like so like nostalgic to my channel right now like i gotta be honest this is probably like the what 10th video that i ever [ __ ] posted in my entire like life on here like sonic.exe there was a point where i actually considered the story to be goddamn amazing like i was like this there's a there's a lot of beauty and intricacy to the story and you know i was i was really [ __ ] full of [ __ ] back in the day let me tell you god damn dude all right no nobody nobody better make fun of my sonic skills i'm playing like a [ __ ] game journalist dude i'm playing like a [ __ ] game journalist right now i can't why can't i jump past this tutorial of well you never know all right sonic's supposed to appear at some point right like this can't be just like a normal sega sega game there's gotta be oh oh there's some decapitated animals right there dude that isn't very poggers indeed look at tails he's like crying dude well i would be too i mean half the half the world desaturated and now you've got now you've got like dead animals and everything look at that there's like strung up on the dude this is like a really faithful recreation you can't even like rag on her for him dude it's a very faithful recreation the animals are lit it's like cannibal holocaust like it on a genesis level it's crazy it's amazing i think i saw dead versions of sonic right over there but sonic will attack me at some point what's up sonic show me that show me that sweet little sweet little hedgehog puss right now baby oh no he's i'm like sneaking up too i'm gonna get my neck snap just watch sam fisher style he's gonna ah they got the eyes open dude we are [ __ ] no screamer though just like literally no screamer hello little fox this is actually one of the best remakes you seem to be interesting i could legitimately see this as an actual genesis game this is crazy how about a game of hide and seek just spawn me in hell dude just spawn me in hell angel island drone oh dude this is perfect dude we literally played the yin yang of like sonic the sonic exe games right now this is actually [ __ ] amazing we are literally playing the that we are literally playing the game of the year for sonic like [ __ ] cyberpunk dude this is like game of the year for me this matches my game i'm not even meaning right there can we not run to the right there like i love the fact that it has more gameplay than literally just running to the right like you actually have like thought out levels that somewhat resemble the lore of sonic.exe uh can we are we not allowed to go there oh what no i'm stuck in okay all right i don't i don't really get this level it's too wavy and like oh here he is sonic where do you attack me dude bring it on baby i'm ready to get [ __ ] by the hedgehog brother i'm ready to get deviant-hearted where is he i can't even see him normally like oh dude he's ready he flies right up to me oh no he's about to just he's about to destroy taylor's little rectum right there no he runs off tails rectum is safe for another day or is it no it isn't buddy it isn't you're [ __ ] oh [ __ ] uh hi hi hi 99 what the [ __ ] what the hell is this [ __ ] dude this is so good it's got a dude it's got multiple pieces of gameplay let me hide let me hide let me hide oh no it doesn't matter you don't hide you don't hide because he'll always oh no i'm about to get [ __ ] right now dude he's about to decap me just watch he's about to like literally mortal kombat rip his head off of his like torso or is he oh no he's converted dude the animation on this is great i'm actually legitimately blown away by an exe game you don't have to oh dude he pulled my heart out wow that's amazing poor little fox he was too slow to escape but now he's like possessed and [ __ ] too slow to get help okay there's this is a lot this is really good the fact that it's just a goddamn demo right now i i'm i'm really excited for this game okay this is this is the game i'm i'm i'm putting that [ __ ] on the bookmark train right there that is a god to your sonic dot exe game right there okay literally we had the worst of times and the best of [ __ ] times what the hell is this dude welcome to the temporary paradox a demon named exime is going to take the souls of his friends and from this he will make them temporary to become stronger and be able to open the portals for other demons for other universes you will have to go through the old zones make your choice and prepare for an incredible battle with exime don't let the purple-eyed hedgehog fall into the hands of heroes uh i'm on a i'm on a chromebook ladies and gentlemen i'm gonna end this video right there i'm gonna leave this one as a bookmark if you enjoyed the sonic.exe train if you liked it i think i might just make this thing kind of like a weekly deal not just necessarily sonic.exe uh there's a lot more creepypasta games that have been brewing up as i've stayed away from the community and i love me a creepypasta game ladies and gentlemen if you like this video please let me know in the comment section below if you like what you saw please like comment and subscribe dislike it if you dislike it i am out [Music] do you

Channel: SomeOrdinaryGamers

Views: 277,144

Rating: 4.9703608 out of 5

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Id: fmQQeGLRrdU

Length: 13min 37sec (817 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 10 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Fatguybob2]

Thanks owlet, very cool.

[u/Dani90090]

Dis geem is not for chald