Oh, hey, look, it's Sonic! Yo, Tails, long time no see! Hey, Sonic, check this out! (laughing) Guess what, Sonic Heroes? I've developed the ultimate weapon! Think you can stop me? (laughing) What are we gonna do, Sonic? Hah, think I'd miss this? It's time to crack that Eggman wide open! Yeah! We're Sonic... (boom) Ah, Launch Base Zone, been a long time. Huh? This time, Sonic will not get past- ...me? Why am I here? That didn't happen 15 years ago... Okay, doing good, doing good. Let's just go ahead and, y'know, get some more air. I've already got plenty but, y'know, let's be safe! Let's just be cautious about this. Get some more air and then the Zone is mine! 'Kay... Any second now. No rush, feelin' good... ha ha... (drowning music plays)
What?! Uh-- okay. Stop screwin' around. Come on. Come on! Oh, come on! (laughter) Come on... Drat... Blast it... Oh... oh, dear... I... (grunts) Come on! I can drive that thing better than you can! Shut up! This is a lot harder than it looks! Owie. Hey there, Knuckles, what's up? What the heck?! What did you put on my back? Ugh... I hate you so much right now. You think he'll remember that he can glide? Guess not. How... ...can a man... ...that fat move (bleep) fast? Ugh... Okay, he's behind me. Now I just gotta turn around and... Hey, wait a second... Why can I only travel in one direction?! Yay! You saved me! Why are you looking at me like that? What the... Attention! Dr. Robotnik's ship is approaching the station! Everybody get ready for his arrival! What? Ah- Nooo! Uh, sir? Was your mission successful in stealing the Master Emerald? You mean the hedgehog got in the way again?! No! I let him win this time. It's all part of my master plan. Ah, I see. I'm not sure how long our backup power is going to last! We'll get the Master Emerald, in time. Sir, it's ready. Excellent. Now it's time to try out my latest creation. What is it? It's my new way of getting around the station more effectively. Let me show you how it works. First you step here, then you- Weeeee! Hey, Sonic, how are you liking the new wrist communicators Rotor and I made? Not a half-bad job, if I say so myself. With all the security features Rotor and I packed in there, stealth missions in Robotropolis will be a breeze from now on! We even added this one feature that can- Uh, uhh... What're... what're you- Hey, Sega! Why don't I have any fur like them? Come on! I'm a hedgehog too, ain't I? Can you do something? But not like this! Damn! You got a wolf pelt! Have you seen a blue hedgehog around here? Hmm... nope. 'Kay, thanks. This new look is awesome! Thanks, Sega! Oh, no... And now, here's another... ...starring your host, Omochao. Hi! I'm Omochao! Did you know you can go faster by increasing your speed? You can also decrease it by moving slower! Isn't that interesting? Okay, whose idea was it to make this short? I mean, come on! This is stupid! Killer whales are carnivores! Killer whale? Where?! Tails is best known for stealing cookies from Amy's house! What?! Oh, would you look at the time! Gotta go! Gimme back my cookies! Get back here! Money is a great source of income! It's green! This has been another... ...with Omochao. Thank you, and good night. No... No, no, no, no, no, no. Hey. Prepare to meet ya doom, hedgehog. Hey, guys! Sonic... Sonic's coming! Oh, my God- No! No, no, no, no, no! No, no, oh, no, God (bleep). He's dead. Sonic... is dead. -He's dead! He's dead! -No, no- Thanks, Greg, thanks. Now Robotnik's just gonna kill us. But... I-I thought ou-our job was to... Let's get out of here before the big man shows up! Who's number one now, huh? Who's number one now? Whose idea was it to boat race in hot lava?! When a powerful new enemy arises... Only one can stop them. It's... Alright, let's go! ♪ Something in your eyes, ♪ ♪ was so inviting... ♪ ♪ Something in your smile, ♪ ♪ was so exciting... ♪ ♪ Something in my heart, ♪ ♪ told me I must have you! ♪ Tails! Damn, you! Stop kissing that pot and find a real girlfriend! S-Sonic...? Oh, my God! Can you believe it? What are the chances! I gotta tell someone about this! Tails, Sonic just got killed! What? By an extra life box! That's awfu- That's hilarious! Ha ha ha, I gotta go tell someone a- What, you jerk-! This time, Sonic will be- Oh, who could that be? (beep) Hello? Sonic just got killed by a life monitor! Can you believe it! (laughter) Hey, Cream! Yeah, we heard. (music) Oh, it's you. Amy, I need your help! So you need my help, do you? After all our canceled dates due to storybook adventures, telling Vector what we were doing that night, and after the gay pranks with Tails, You need my help? Yeah? You know what? I've had enough of all this crap over the years! You're never going to change! Ouch. What the hell? Hey, man... you know Sonic is headed the other way, ri- Will you shut up? Right, that's it! I'm taking the Master Emerald somewhere Eggman will never find it! This frog is the one we want! No, here's the real one! My frog is the right one! Whoa, whoa, whoa- Gah! Aaagh... Note to self, replace that elevator. Alright, let's see here. E-105, what were you supposed to find? A frog. And what do you have? A bowl of Honey Smacks cereal! It has a picture of a frog on it. Would you like some? Ah, nah, I'm good. Would you like some smacks? Affirmative! Light Speed Dash shoes? I wanted a frog, not a good fashion design! Throw them in the sewers. I doubt that will give us any reprecussions. And what do you have? I planted a bomb on Sonic! You just have to press this button to kill him. I see... Tell me, is this a frog with a tail? No. Then what use is it?! I'm surrounded by idiots... None of you even got a frog! Huh? Ah, there it is! Right there! Huh? I'm proud of you, Big. But I don't need you all anymore, so prepare to be vaporized. Froggy? I love being evil... Why did I make this? Very funny. Ha, ha, ha. I don't know how to thank you for all the laughs... at our expense! So now, we're going to have a little fun of our own. Oh, wait, wait, wait! We can't end this without a super finale ending, so here you go! There's so many of 'em! It's Sega. What did you expect? Okay... bring it on! Did anyone bring a weapon? Eh, I've a pencil. Okay, whose idea was this? Subtitles by: ThatAwesomeGuy173, and Drflash55. Edited by: Drflash55
