[Shadow] Oh HO! Fun with Sam Why is it the the things you think you know are the ones that always change?! *throws chair* [Sonic] WHOA! Shadow! Come on, settle down... [Shadow] How many people do I have to stab before my soul feels less empty? *fiery explosion* [Tails] Sonic, we came as soon as we heard! [Knuckles] What's going on with "purrface" over there? [Shadow] Its pronounced "Shadow". *chair hits wall* [Sonic] Uh... so.... Shadow here has just figured out...... that he was really created by someone named... Jerald Robotnik. *creepy knuckles stare* [Knuckles] Oh. *floating chair breaks everything and stuff* *cat screams in pain* [Knuckles] Gotta be honest I thought I'd care once I heard the whole story... but I'm just not feeling anything. [Tails] How did he learn about that? D: [Sonic] He read it in a diary that I-- *gasp* WAIT! That's it! *mumbles at the speed of sound* Shadow! Shadow! Listen I think I figured out where we can get more answers! [Shadow] Oh yeah? *pants* Cool! :D Robotnik's diary is talking about a place called "The Space Colony Ark". Does that ring any bells? [Shadow] I don't know how you expect a bunch of words to ring bells without hands... but that place sounds pretty familiar. [Tails] Where is it? [Sonic] Uhm... Okay. Let's see... *mumbles again* Oh. Space. [Shadow] Where Madonna lives? [Sonic] No...? [Shadow] No, I mean the singer. [Sonic] Yeah, I know who you're talking about. But no she-- [Shadow] --She doesn't live in space? [Sonic] No. [Shadow] You sure we're talking about the same person? [Sonic] Uh... yeah pretty sure. [Shadow] So if we need a place to stay we can just crash at her house? [Sonic] What?? [Shadow] Because she's not there. [Sonic] Madonna doesn't live in space! *awkward sonic stare* *beautiful view of rocket* [Tails] According to my calculations... We should reach the space colony ark just before nightfall. *awkward tails stare* *cue romantic music* [Amy] Ohh~! Isn't this romantic Sonic? ❤ Being blasted into space with a murderous psychopath? [Sonic] You're referring to Shadow... ... Right? [Amy] Who else would I be referring to? ❤ [Sonic] No one! No one! [Sonic] Everyone ready to go? *weird sonic noise* *sexy time with knuckles and rouge* [Sonic] Oh jeez. [Shadow] OH MY GOD! Can you two get a room? [Knuckles] What? Likes yours? 'Cause we've already done it there. ;) *SHADOW DEATH STARE INTENSIFIES* *gun clicking sound* [Sonic] Shadow... *shadow puts away gun* [Shadow] Is there gonna be a movie? [Tails] No. [Shadow] Are there gonna be peanuts? [Tails] Uhh... No. [Shadow] Is there gonna be fizzy lemon lime sodas? [Tails] Ehh... no. [Shadow] THEN WHY ARE WE EVEN ON THIS THING?? *rocket blasts to space* [Shadow] WOAAHH! I can feel my face in the back of my head! :D WOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *beautiful rocket in the sky* *epic background music playing* *pretty clouds on screen* *epic music slowly fades* *coin sound effect* [Tails] Hmm... It looks as though it requires a password. [Shadow] Oh ho ho~ I've got this. *tails dies* [Shadow] AHHEHEM. *raises finger* [Shadow] Rouge Lover Zero One. *rouge shakes head* [Sonic] Was that your Facebook password? [Shadow] NO. [Knuckles] We're gonna talk about this. Later. [Rouge] I'm sure Dr. Eggman might have an idea what the password is. We'll just ask him. *ringing noise* *nervous shadow intensifies* *nervous shadow intensifies even more* [Rouge] That's strange... Nobody picked up. [Shadow] U-Uhh yeah... T-That's weird. [Dr. Eggman] Help... [Shadow] You would think a perfectly healthy man would be able to answer his phone because he isn't... He isn't.... Uhh..... D-Dying i-in the middle of a field. But I guess he's just-- I guess he's just busy or something...... I don't know. :/ [Rouge] Wait what? [Sonic] Shadow... Maybe there's something... way back in your memory that might have the answer. Maybe if you just focus really... REALLY hard it'll come to you. [Shadow] Oh! Maybe. I'll try. *sigh* *sigh* So, Sonic wanna go explore the ship with me Shhhhhh [sonic] quite ammi shadow is try to think oh oh ill go exploring with you amy i love exploring! NO I ONLY WANT SONIC OMG SHES GONNA BLOW *Loud Explosion* SURPISE NIBBAS IT'S ME DIO jk is me, chaoticnuke0 subscribe to this guy, he makes fucking awesome animations :D *tiggered heghog* *d o u b l e t i g g e r e d* M A R I A *spinny futuristic door opens* OH MY CHAOS EMERALD EGGMAN IT'S SANIC heuh woew that actually worked??? y'know
