SML Parody: Jeffy's Mermaid Crush!

there it is the beach this is the coolest [ __ ] over here yeah Junior there's probably hoes for Gage on his Beach yo that [ __ ] is so awesome oh I love the beach it's been so long since I've been on the beach last I was just a tiny little peepee the last time I was on the beach well I was on the beach like literally a year ago so take that Chef PeePee wow Mario you're so special Mario you do it all Mario you're the millionaire man Mario you're so amazing Mario come on Jeffy let's go okay whoa Junior look at that that's a big drop yeah it is Hurricane Ian probably did that and just [ __ ] that [ __ ] off she probably won't shut people and your dad about that I don't tell him okay let's go parkour whoa whoa this sand is so soft yeah Junior it's so soft it feels like marshmallows it's so soft it feels like a whole bunch of pillow s get on this stupid [ __ ] hey hey you better be careful man you can slip and fall look at slip and fall you idiot going down some steps okay just jump in and saying shelter Sprint I'm just gonna jump Jeffy like what's the meaning of this anyway why is there no step like come on but yeah I'm getting in Surprise Jeffy what are you trying to say I can jump yeah that's exactly what I'm trying to stay down you can't do [ __ ] I don't believe in you you jump down these steps let me fly Jeffy watch this parkour oh my nuts oh my head what the freak you almost died you almost died a sad sad dead you almost went to the Grave nothing to show for except you're stupid stupid fat ugly body in your stupid depressing life it would have been so great oh man it hurts physically and mentally too damn day Chef PeePee flame your ass Shut Up Jeffy I know all right you don't know what should we do we should dig a hole Jeffy Shameless oh what the heck oh my God is a stupid stupid sand to sit on we should buy chairs well that's your fault we didn't bring chairs Mario the heck is my fault ah that is your fault oh my God Jeffy this hole's so deep we hit water can I please stop digging now you think I deep enough Junior what the heck you better keep digging boy or I might give you 40 Lashes check it out Chef PeePee two chairs right here oh come on Mario these obviously belong to somebody I mean look at you it's magic right over there like it obviously belongs to them oh shut up Chef PeePee Fighters Keepers loses weepers I'm gonna sit down oh you're such a dumbass oh that's it I want to go in the real water whoa we got a runner go get him oh like suck a duck what the [ __ ] it can't even shred those gnarly waves because those idiots are being idiots man I guess I'll just go relax oh what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah that was so much fun Jeffy I know we got keep digging Junior just keep digging what are you talking about Jeff you're not gonna keep digging you gotta keep digging so we can dig it for a horse oh y'all what oh I am so wet I'm sure I feel like a type of Goofy too cause I'm so wet so when oh my goodness you boys are illustrious you're so pretty oh yeah I know oh my God look at the most beautiful girl I've seen in my life oh I thank you I still think you're a beautiful boy too wow oh oh my God but you boys are looking good you wanna dance like hang out oh yeah I'm right um hey I changed my mind actually yeah I'm just gonna go run away she does a creepy you're kidding me out what Jimmy what was that about I don't even know Junior oh my God I don't know what to do I know she was just so into US man did you just ran away we gotta go get her yeah I think I'm in love Jeffy me too Junior wait let's get it let's get up let's go there she goes what are we gonna do gosh Chaser Junior Chaser but why because she's playing hard to get it Junior oh yeah she was so interesting she's just playing hard again exactly now let's go let's go let's go those boys appear to be chasing me how Preposterous I better run I got it yeah I know I know how are we never gonna get her we gotta come and put a plan okay well what should we do what kind of plan I think I got an idea okay what is it follow me okay all right Junior here's the plan we're gonna make this hole we made here into a booby trap I made this hole Jeffy you didn't do [ __ ] all right well either way we're gonna turn into a booby trap we're gonna use it to see our boobies we're gonna see our boobies with the Trap precisely oh my God what do we have to do first well we gotta go grab some sticks let's go okay here's some nice stickage all right this should do on looking like a Vietnamese warp trap what do we do now Jeffy what's the next step we've got put the towel on okay [Music] oh my gosh I mean this is sad you're just going to do a trick we're gonna see the movies all right here all we gotta do is go hide behind that pile now and wait for her to come okay let's go and now we wait no what is upon me does it be a nice relaxing towel alrighty then there's only one way I can enter a town like this one with a dive like a fishy fish because I'm a fish I'm gonna dive okay on three one a two three Burke sure Junior they missed the brick now it's time to be slick I zoom all right away I know Junior I shouldn't have missed a brick Jesse where'd you find a brick anyway oh no no Jeffy let's figure out a new plan that doesn't involve bricks all right let's go all right if you think we do something with the seaweed check me out Junior well I don't want to check that out I've been growing for 10 years 10 years Jeffy I think we can do something with the seaweed though if we collect a ton of it we hide under it so walk back we'll grab her yeah that's a great idea definitely not illegal all right let's do it let's go all right Jimmy let's go wait wait wait Junior I got a Finishing Touch really oh there we go I am to go in oh hello there how about you pretend to be a mermaid and go over that busy secret for 10 illustrious dinos oh my God I would have been about 50 cents you're alive hey yo I'm a mom made a swim swim blah blah blah oh my God I can't believe we just did that to Chef Pee Pee I know Junior I'm scarred for life oh no we're never gonna get her just getting in love with her we're never gonna get her yeah we will Junior we're male no we're alpha male you don't watch matter of fact we're Sigma male we'll just run outrun anybody and catch up wait so you're saying if we just chase her long enough she'll slow down get her out yep and then we can do what we need to do yep all right let's do it let's go nothing bad nothing was kicking the Jets many many alpha male miles here I'm talking top two miles later await my misfortune we got you we got you yeah there's nowhere to run now oh no it looks like you boys have touched me it looks like I owe y'all a case for catching a mermaid oh I'm ready I'm right let me first be first no what the heck not you first Junior I think I will go with Junior first but don't worry Jeffy I shall make it to worth you a while ah fine I should go first look at the slaughter seconds okay okay pack it up boy okay okay [Music] okay that's it what what that's it no no no you can't reach ladies like I can Junior hey there Mrs mermaid how you doing what's up Jeffy oh I'm just ready for my kiss you ready to suckle upon these lips oh I'm ready to shock all up and down okay switch some fishies lips taste like oh yeah you smell it from here I bet you can oh yeah all right oh yeah big boy oh my God would you give me away all right I think you went let's go [Music] what the stem sis what I'm gonna be sick oh my God Jeffrey that was your step sis yeah Junior it was oh my god I think I'm gonna go over there and throw up yeah you do that okay at least I got some yeah oh my God are you really Jeffy step sister yeah I am oh my God I mean you guys aren't like blood related right well actually uh we kind of are a little bit what the frick oh that's so weird don't come in weird okay I love devia I want him to be my soulmate it's so hard I don't understand I did all this today it's hard to get off that time and this is my game return it's a deal Casey what is a little kissy you're basically having like the sex with him like you were doing the sex like that was crazy but how far you're gonna take that before he found out it was you well I always wanted a baby we're in these chairs all day and no one came over nothing I told you so oh my God bro like what the hell first these annoying kids Splash Water I couldn't Surf and then I thought this Vietnamese booby traps for some [ __ ] and now you guys stole my chairs that's it almost gonna beat up the first person I see [Music] laughs [Music]

Channel: SMLYTP

Views: 351,302

Keywords: sml, supermariologan, jeffy, funny, kable10, tom bomb, glider, sbl, sll, sml movie, parody, sml parody, movie, humor, jokes, bowser junior, mario, 2021

Id: jA1Ma-hcA4s

Length: 12min 15sec (735 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 21 2023