SML Parody: Jeffy The Criminal!

[Music] hey daddy what's wrong I'll tell you what's wrong Jeffy you know that iPhone and those air policy bought last video yeah well I can't return them well and and now I have no money left to pay the house bills so we're losing the house next week that's really sad but daddy I gotta ask why do you look like that like this yeah I'll tell you why because YouTube's trying to kill the channel what we you mean YouTube says we can't be family-friendly anymore so I had to switch to this body look at me I'm bald my my mustache is all wrong I can't control my arms and I'm wearing a tie what am i a middle-aged man daddy that's really sad what are we gonna do well hi I just gets me some rib eye Oh daddy I think you ate such a potty mouth on you Jeffy I have an idea what I know you have some of that bottled up anger in you too I want you to lay down all of it yeah I'm quite angry wait daddy are you serious all of it I want you to just let it out all of it okay yeah look gonna curse it all out so much it's terrible and that's how I fail hi hi I'm sorry daddy I was uncalled for I well I guess that solves the YouTube problem but what about the house payments oh well we could um Oh daddy I have a piggy bank I'm gonna go get it I thought that fix anything well daddy here it is my first piggy bank I bet this has lots of money it to help you with the mortgage Jeffy I got you this be like last month it probably only has like a few pennies in there maybe like five dollars at most well hey that's five more dollars to help you with the mortgage the mortgage is not five dollars twenty more than that there might be ten dollars in here I don't know we got Buster open if you're not busting open the piggy bank I just got it for you but daddy you want to be kicked out of his house if you breaking open that piggy bank will not help anything daddy I'm trying to help out and this is what you do to me I can't believe you I'm a busted open Jimmy I don't want you breaking the piggy bank it was expensive I don't care I'm gonna do it no Johnny come back here well daddy bust you open the piggy bank and look what I got Wow Jeffy really splurged chuck-e-cheese token in 30 cents hey daddy how is he shaved no Jeffy try way more than that daddy how much is mortgages even cost more than you comprehend we're in high debt so this isn't gonna cover it absolutely not in what world would you think this could cover it I don't know I heard Chuck E Cheese coins have high value these days who told you that black market market stay away from that stuff get this out of here it's not gonna help guy what are we gonna do I don't know we could I could make another game night you make games like every ten years no wonder we're so broke yeah that's true huh daddy I can rob a bank J don't talk about that not joking daddy I mean you tried to steal a TV from Costco last week who's to say I can't rob a bank you said you could forget about that and I forgot about I just remembered it again Jeff you don't even have a gun daddy you can't say that remember on this website you can't be too kid-friendly and you can't be too mature we gotta be in this little gray area in between the two you're right but what are we gonna do um well I I do have one of those own things you were talking about don't Jeffy the g-word I did not buy you one of those I bought it from the black market I told you stay away from that let me show you well daddy got big blaster Joanie where'd you get that I told you the black market I put parental locks on your internet browser daddy T to get past those stings pasted newest model they're cheap - no he's not it's not real it's not it's not really I doubt it I thought I don't believe you bought a real blaster off the black market I don't J you put a hole in my ceiling yeah sure there's a big hole - hey guy well I go rob the bank you can fix that up I don't have the money to fix that up well even better when I rob the bank I'll bring back extra for you to fix the hole Jeffy please don't do this what if you get in trouble what if they catch you I'm not bailing you out I don't have the money to bail you I won't get caught I'll be fine I got this thing fine but you better not sell me out I'll be right here I had nothing to do with this so I won't guy don't even worry about it I'll be back in a flash - I hate bank duty it's so boring and nobody even ever Rob's the banking I had a blaster to protect myself uh bacon what are you doing here wait Jeffy is that you know my name's John yeah P I'm I'm filled a bank robber yeah give me the money but Bill oh okay bill well hey you passed me a grand from that safe I didn't see nothin wow that was easy ah well daddy robbed the bank well sure Joby you actually robbed the bank yeah you didn't think I would do it well no I didn't think you'd get past the front door yep sure did there's only one guard and uh it was Brooklyn guy and he said that if I slide on my thousand bucks he'll keep his mouth shut so it looks like we're in the clear that's great Jeffy but uh I don't think there's a thousand bucks in that safe it's really small no daddy it was really heavy I bet it's got lots of money in it well all right how are we gonna get it open yeah it's a hard part we can try uh let's just try everything all right fine get get something heavy all right all right Jeffy I got the hammer out of my toolbox let's get this thing open all right daddy give your all what is everything made out of titanium reinforced - probably oh man what we're going to try something different all right let's get it [Music] three two one Oh daddy we busted it open Geoffrey you were right there's like millions in there Wow daddy we're rich oh hi we're millionaires we're millionaires let's go count our winnings okay okay oh my god daddy we're going at money Jeffy we're rich but you were rich oh my god don't be seen so much oh well how much is this how much is this more bored than a million buddy more than a million more than a million oh my gosh oh my gosh we're rich we're so rich I I could pay off the house debt I could buy a new house I could buy a Lamborghini oh my gosh I have a possibilities are endless does that mean I give VBox all the V books in the world anything you want really yeah wow I get a great thing today yeah you sure did buddy you sure did wait why are there sirens oh don't worry daddy it's just brookie t guy he's gonna come collect his winnings are you sure yep I told him I'd give him a thousand all right well what thousand really won't put a dent in our collection no daddy it won't put a dent in this yeah I just have a thousand I mean he is letting us keep the money yup let's go greet him okay oh hey Brooklyn tea guy we just got the safe open you ready for your earnings oh god what happened to you I know gross you know a new diet plane something like that oh god um actually Jeffy Lori oh I'm not here to collect my winnings you see the bank manager um after he noticed that safe was gone he looked at the security recordings and he uh he saw everything that happened so um he told me if I didn't get the safe and arrest you guys I would uh I would be not only detained but I'd lose my job in my house so I have to arrest you guys whoa hey hey let's not make any rash decisions like what what if we give you five thousand instead how about that I'm sorry guys I don't want to be arrested well neither do we Jeff he's only a kid yeah but he did rob a bank and he had a blaster - all right well you have no proof it was Jeffy yeah but you have no proof you're making this too difficult for me we have security cameras you want to see yes I would love to see the footage Oh God okay they come come with me well where's the footage you wanted a diaper and chippie shirt and man I saw with my own eyes look at him well I know it's Jeffy come on you have no proof I have all the proof I need this security camera footage and by word of mouth but cakes you make like a case against you like tell your boss that man I want you know I'm not risking I don't want to go to prison on again well we don't want to go to prison well you you robbed the bank the kid did it well I forget he's over I needed the money really bad oh now I know you're just begging for a con kid going to the slammer no Joey Jeffy well kid you said the money's right here where is it well I left it right here I don't know Oh see you lying to me now you lying to be great that's five more years on top of your already ten that's 15 years $100,000 bail good job kid all right let's go come on you gonna slam her no no [Music]

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Length: 10min 44sec (644 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 15 2019