SML Movie: Mario's Turtle Problem [REUPLOADED]

[Music] so uh did you enjoy the movie tonight rosalina yeah it was great mario i loved all the stars um yeah it's star wars even though it wasn't about stars i love stars tell me about [Music] yes i got [Music] oh turtle get out the road oh mario it's so cute it's not cute it's gross and it deserves to die you should take it home with you why would i take this turtle home i hate turtles they're stupid and i want to kill them all i love turtles but you do well me too i was just joking with you i love turtles that's why i didn't hit it i mean i definitely would have hit it with if you weren't in the car with me but uh yeah i love turtles you know um i i definitely think we should take it home come on let's do it oh yeah well what are we gonna name it uh pee wee pee-wee the turtle all right uh so you can pick it up and uh let's go stupid turtle stupid turtle i can't believe this oh pee-wee you're so cute oh yeah pee-wee you're so cute i just want to crush your little face oh anyway uh uh let's go home oh pee wee you're just so cute who's that guy who's a good pee you are you you stop talking him like that he's just a stupid turtle jeez but he's so cute mario look at him [Music] look he went to a stupid shell he scared me or something it's okay pee wee i did that the first time i saw him too what just look at him without the hat is he laughing at me no i think maybe he's just hungry no he's laughing if i ever see you i'm going to kill you as soon as the roads landed what about these those are my chocolate turtles no i'm not going to feed those stupid turtles they're mine but he might like him oh what a turtle eating a turtle that's inhumane look how about you go to the pet store and get them real turtle food and i'll i'll sit here and watch them that's what i'll do i'll sit here and watch them you just go to the pet store okay that's a great idea okay yeah okay now we're about to be all alone and then i'm gonna kill you i'm gonna kill you you got that don't go in yourself get back face me like a man come on stupid turtle get out of your shell get out of your shell come on i know you're in there plotting you're just plotting aren't you how do i get you out whoo this will get you out i know how to deal with you i know how to deal with you i'll be right back uh chef pee pee i need something to eat wait wait what who's this lovely lady i look good do it is my breasty no no excuse me beautiful how are you you are gorgeous oh yeah i got the candle lights lit just right for you baby you like that yeah let me scoot next to you wait don't go on your show you're not in danger or maybe you are how about you give me a kiss oh hey don't snap at me you cold-blooded but i like that about you it's real hot oh i got some turtle chocolates for you you know you can sink your teeth in to i mean you know you can just nudge it since you don't have teeth but hey baby why don't you meet me in the bedroom so we can spice things up [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] do i got you now are you ready to get lit up you stupid turtle 420 blaze it no scope are you ready hey don't don't go inside your shell that's not gonna save you can't hide now cause i'm about to light you up with my baby i'm waiting bowser what are you talking about oh no rosalina's at the door i just killed the turtle what is wrong with me okay uh hello hi mario rosalina what are you doing back so early well i just finished up at the pet store why'd you go to the pet store for peewee oh pee wee yeah that little rascal turtle that i didn't just kill uh peewee is amazing what'd you get pee-wee oh just a bunch of little stuff that he might enjoy i don't think he wants that stuff maybe you should go back to the store or come back tomorrow or next month you know he's really tired pee we had a long day i think he'd really enjoy it well what if i told you a pee pee-wee ran away well he couldn't have gotten far he can't walk that fast oh oh well well let me just think of another lie um oh i mean i like that outfit it's really hot yeah it's it's a it's a really it's a yeah it's a hot outfit you think i've caught in it yeah maybe i should keep it on for a while um anyway uh how about you just come wait in the living room uh i was giving peewee a bath so let me go finish up that bath just wait in the living room okay oh okay mario you won't believe all this stuff i got for pee wee oh i'll look at it in a minute i'm gonna get pew out of the bathtub okay okay oh god kill me shrink get your fat booty at the bathroom i gotta go in the bathroom i'm like yo she likes you thank god i found you i'm in some serious trouble i messed up big i need your help what's going on oh okay this is what happened so i was driving the car with rosalina we just got back from the movie anyway there's a turtle in the road and i almost hit it because i wanted to hit it because i want to kill it because i hate turtles but she loves turtles so we got out of the car and she wanted to save it so he brought it back here and she told me to watch it while she went to the pet store and then i i tried to stop myself from killing it but i had to kill it because i hate turtles i killed it and i was dead so right now i need you to dress up like a turtle so uh rosalina thinks you're the turtle so you know so she won't get mad at me give me the word jesus christ why don't you listen look i just need you to dress up like a turtle to fake to rose elena that you're a turtle she doesn't think that i killed her turtle okay so your name is pee-wee you're a turtle uh come with me so i can get michelle okay blackish do you understand okay okay black yoshi how's the shell fit well i feel ridiculous you look good you look just like a turtle okay so i want you to act like a turtle and say things that turtles would say okay what does the turtle say i don't know use your imagination come on come on moo bart bart yeah be quiet rosalina look here's peewee yeah yeah hey how about you show peewee the things you bought about the store okay yeah bart i got you a tennis ball oh damn dodge and a wheel for exercise exercise wow i think peewee's gonna love all this stuff y'all should play fetch hey pee wee go get it mario i am not no damn dog i mean moo bark i think peewee's gonna like all this stuff so are you done seeing pewdie for the night um well should i take him home with me or do you want to keep him here oh i i definitely want to keep him oh baby girl i want to go home with you mario what are you doing with my sweet buttercups sweet buttercup what are you talking about yes we were just on a romantic date and i was about to take her to the bedroom oh hell no hell no mario i'm up out of here rosalina mario killed the turtle told me to get in the shell act like a turtle say turtle things i don't know what the hell turtle says but uh i ain't going home no boozer uh y'all can have a good night i gotta go play some call of duty wait wait i'm confused wait like was black yoshi in that third of the whole time yeah i kind of think what it's gay it's just gay mario what is that true yeah rosaline oh wait look see my job is to kill turtles so when we saw our turtle my instinct is to jump on him and crush him to death i know it sounds bad but that's what i got paid to do back in the day so when i see a turtle i just can't help myself so i killed your stupid turtle that's why i killed i killed your stupid turtle i i won't lie anymore i killed the turtle yeah i i i know i know people look if you don't cry i will buy you any pet you want okay as long as it's not a turtle i'll give you any pet whatever pet you want any pet any pet i want any pet you want a monkey you had to get a monkey and all this stuff but what are you doing he's just so sweet look at him good that's not sweet he just made a big mess he's not sweating he's trying to eat my hat i think he's hungry do you have a banana yeah i have an apple i think they don't eat apples eat bananas no they like apples oh my god stupid monkey why don't you need to get him here now he's throwing everything so stupid all right guys so uh it's the end of the year so this is the sml crew that's lance and that's pablo and that's elena and that's lavell and it's me logan recording so uh for the end of the year we want to say what like what our favorite and least favorite videos were for the year so we're starting with so what was your favorite video this year uh my favorite it'll probably be play time three i love that one it's just was so random yeah the cop scene and everything but probably the least favorite is the bowser jr's annoying toy but you didn't know anything because it was annoying that's like that's the main reason i didn't like it because that that day i had a huge headache so that's probably why wow yeah all right pablo what's your favorite my favorite one was lemonade stand mostly for the slow motion ken lemonade yes that was pretty sick amazing and uh least favorite is probably something called perfect plan oh yeah it just it felt weird it was too different all right what was your favorite at least there my favorite was chef pee pee quits part four because you got you got chef pee pee [ __ ] up mr goodman and and not making the butterfly or making him sprout into a butterfly and then you got my least favorite my least favorite was uh the president's chef i like making that that was absolutely apologetic that was fun all right she wasn't here throughout the entire year but she add on to the end so you have to choose from the small amount that we did film what's your favorite and least favorite all right i liked mario's new girlfriend just because that was an introduction of my personal favorite character rosalina and my least favorite was probably the first one that i did that was posted which was american idol because that was just really weird i like this so anyways that's what we're gonna do um was my favorite what was my favorite my my favorite was playtime three i i couldn't get over least favorite was the fly problem i remember i remember if not i remember the plot being all over the place it annoyed me it it did not have like several different plots your grandfather no no no that wasn't no i don't even really remember what was it's just annoying it was dumb because we just needed to make it yeah but but it was just i remember back i just remember it makes it makes me not the first no the fly problem was funny that this one was the no no the first the first one was called the fly this was the fly problem and the flight problem sucked because yeah anyway the other yeah it wasn't just it was just like oh my god he made me watch right now i wouldn't watch it yeah but in play time three i watch in my in my spare time and it's fun all right what was the favorite video to film what's your favorite video to film the movie one was fun yeah the movie one movie theater and you said earlier yeah home alone was funny because it was it wasn't nobody got mad at anybody it was just you're just goofing around i also like filming the playtime ones because i get to make up crap yeah all right well anyway guys so what was y'all's favorite video and least favorite video of the year and you know yeah so anyway this was the sml crew we're done for the year we're gonna go uh do cocaine yeah i mean i can't speak for everybody i cut my nail too short so oh anyway all right guys so we're gonna we're getting we're giving up for the year so we're done we're retiring we're buying we're done you

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Length: 13min 52sec (832 seconds)

Published: Wed May 05 2021