SML Movie: Jeffy's Sleepover!

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all right class today we're gonna be learning Anatomy on the eye so first off we have the screen wrong it's a white party aa and D we have the pupal the pupal is the bright part of the eye and then we have the IRS the iris is the color hotter than I my iris is brown it might be really hard to see because I saw an Asian and my eyes are suspect any questions class with your question yes if you were to take fork and shove it in your eye you will hunt really really bad but you have two eyes for easy all right class let's move on how we can use our eyes as a coin slot wait what color my eyes Cody black racist no Junior your eyes are just black no Cody I'm turning being racist all the time wait could what what color your eyes hold on let me take off my glasses yeah boom eyes of an angel look Cody you don't have an eye color yeah I know what Coach Kim's eyes blue which is also what he did to me last night he blew you yeah yeah he did and speaking of blowing me I'm having a sleepover tonight you want to come a sleepover yeah at your house yeah I don't like your parents could either weird well that's the thing Junior my parents aren't even gonna be there it's just gonna be me and Ken alone we need a third wheel for our tricycles so we can get romantic I don't know Co yeah I don't really like sleepovers at your house okay picture this Junior me up to my neck and whipped cream and you have to find the cherry I do like cherries yeah why do you invite Jeffy the sleepover sleep mmm sorry Jeffy I was hoping it would just be me junior in Ken you know fours a crowd three's allowed just have a menage tois I guess I'll go Cody really oh my god I didn't think you would say yes but we have to get ready ken hey daddy hey Jeffy how was school it was gay I really stable my ball sack to my landing go back to school don't say that Jeffy thank you sweet boy a sleepover yeah with what friends Oh French name 100 you I'm not your friend Jeffy we're friends Debbie but look look I'm your dad so doesn't really count like yeah I'll talk about a real friend look if you could get one friend to come over to have a sleepover with you tonight then I'll let you have a sleepover okay all right Donny I need one trying to have a sleepover with me always answer 911 what's your emergency [Applause] oh my god that sounds like a crime I'll be right over there ma'am hey yo hey there I'm responding to a domestic disturbance call I got a little while ago and I'm here to join in you know throw some punches I'm kiddin I'm actually just here to arrest some people oh well now he's just me that was you yeah wow that's pretty impressive actually I thought somebody was really beating their wife dawn all right so yeah that domestic disturbance call we got was a false alarm OVA sorry about the walkie-talkie they make me carry this thing everywhere to let them know what's going on but no more prank calls okay okay I'm just really wanting to have a sleepover so can you Oh a sleepover huh that sounds like fun but sorry kid I can't crime never sleeps oh my god it shots fired at a gas station hold on kid all right I'll be right over and I bring it back up okay all right so how about that sleepover huh okay all right hey daddy I find a friend for the sleepover oh you did who is it hey there you can't say you've been beating on them you think that's funny huh what if I started beating on you what's going on I'm just kidding I'm just here for a sleepover Jeffy you cannot invite a cop to a sleepover he's not a friend jumpy whoa whoa whoa what are you saying cops aren't friendly are you saying I'm a dirty cop cuz I'm not a dirty cop I took a shower this morning no I'm not saying you're a dirty cop I'm just saying Jeffy you can't find a cop to a sleepover because he's busy he has a job like don't you have duty no I already went then I went peepee - that's a cop joke you should appreciate that what are you stupid sleepover all right you stupid pillow fight now what are you gonna do during a sleepover tell scary stories scary stories I don't know any scary stories do you know any scary stories oh yeah I got a really good one okay so this one time I was buying cheez-its from a vending machine right so I walk up to the machine I put my $1.00 bill in and I push B - cuz that's the button for cheez-its and I love cheez-its and I'm thinking it's gonna be a good day I'm gonna enjoy this bag of cheez-its and then the Machine starts to move it starts making noise this is gonna be amazing right and then the machine it's pushing those cheez-its toward me and I'm like yes come to Papa come to Papa and right as it's about to drop it gets stuck wait you get stuck it gets stuck the cheez-its get stuck right between the glass and the Shelf and they're not dropping they're not moving - my mouth goes cuz I just can't believe this so I start and I start shaking the machine and then I remember if the machine falls on you you can die yeah it'll crush you yeah well it's so I stopped shaking the machine and then I go and I ask my buddy Joe for some money right and I've already asked him for money tons of times and he says guy I can't give you any more money you already owe me like 300 bucks I say Joe it's just a bag of cheez-its you know what I'm talking about right just a bag of cheese it there's like a dollar right yeah exactly it's just the dollar so he says fine and he gives me a dollar in quarters okay I'm thinking yes this is perfect I needed exactly a dollar I'm gonna go back to that machine so I walk up to the Machine and I put each of those quarters into the machine I'm thinking this is gonna be amazing and then how much to my surprise the coins just drop and they fall right into the change return slot I'm thinking what's going on and then I've noticed I noticed the machine is broken it doesn't even have an out of order sign on it that the change is just dropping right down it's not even accepting coins no it's just accepting bills that's right so I don't have any more bills I can't ask Joe for any more money that's not gonna work so I'm ready to give up right now I'm just walking away and then all of a sudden I see behind me this kid comes up to the machine and then he puts his dollar in and he gets two bags of cheese it's hit B - he hit B - and he gets two bags of cheese it's his bag of cheez-its and my bag of cheez-its that I paid for well what'd the kid do the kid I walk back over to the kid right and I say hey kid that's my bag of cheez-its and he says no no it's not I paid for this and I said I don't think you understand you see you paid for your bag of cheez-its and you got my bag of cheese it's free because I already put my money in and it didn't give it to me and he's not buying it he doesn't care right and he's saying you're just a grumpy old man go away so I lose my temper a little bit and I start putting my hands on the kid you know I think you want to stay where I'm coming from Murray I'm just like I'm grabbing the kid huh I'm strangling him just a little bit to be honest and then his mom comes around the corner and she sees this right and she freaks out she thinks I'm just some crazy cop abusing my power so then I have to explain to this woman listen you stupid punk kid stole my bag well that's my hitta they were yours exactly exactly I'm trying to tell her that but she's not buying it she's just thinking I'm crazy and she's not listening to anything I'm saying right so she decides she decides to call my boss what are your boss my boss and so she's talking she's like one of your offices here is how we're harassing my son and trying to steal cheez-its from him and so I snatched the phone away from her and I say chief you know me you know how much I love my cheez-its please tell this crazy [ __ ] and her kid that I'm just trying to get my cheez-its and he says guy just leave it alone guys just forget it I say no I say no chief I can't forget it it's not even about that goddamn cheez-its anymore it's about the principle of the matter it's about the fact that this kid owes me something and he's not giving it to me and he says guy just leave right now or you fight it so I hang up on him and then I start to smell just a little just a little whiff of weed on the mom just just a little bit and then and then and then I start arresting the mom and so then the kid goes into foster care and guess who gets two bags of cheez-its who me I get two bags of cheese it's too delicious bags of cheeses and what's it's delicious right so I go back to my car and I go back in and I sit in there and I turn on some Bon Jovi and I'm singing while I'm eating the cheez-its I'm seeing it chugging these cheez-its right I'm just downing on my portal right down my throat ah like a dinosaur I'm getting crumbs in my moustache in the seat and I don't even care and then in under a minute I've eaten the entire bag of cheez-its in the entire bag the entire bag and I start getting sad and then I remember I don't have to be sad you know why why because I got another bag Jesus so I squeeze it I squeeze it as hard as I can until that bag pops open and then I just I just pull right down my mouth I just start chugging those cheesy chips it is delicious and I'm loving it into that day to this day that was the best bag of cheez-its I have ever had and I always keep an extra dollar on me just in case so yeah that's the scariest story I know and I know what you're thinking I mean how is the story about cheese it's scary but yeah you never know what life's gonna give you one minute you get no bags of cheez-its next minute you get two bags of cheez-its you're in foster care and your mom's in jail you just never know you never want to get between a competence Jesus you know what I mean wow what a crappy sleepover how am I gonna do tonight let's see you guys still they're good guys well I guess I'm off Dodie hey guys I hope you enjoyed watching the video I want to say thank you to Nick Tendo he's the youtuber who made that six-minute animation you just watched and I can't believe he made on such a short notice he's really amazing go check out his channel go subscribe to him go go go show my boys some love because he's amazing and he always shows up for me and I just can't believe he made it on such a short notice and it was an amazing animation and this video would have been kind of lame without the animation because it had been broken guy talking for six minutes and I'm sorry the video kind of felt a little rushed but I had to go out of town so I needed something quick and the video turned out really funny to me I love the animation and the story with Brooke and guy but I promise guys starting the next video it'll be better ten minutes videos everything will be good but I love you guys I'll see you in the next video and to the SML course and hit that like button hit that subscribe button and keep watching I love you guys and I'll see you in the next video
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Channel: SLL
Views: 27,732,114
Rating: 4.8026381 out of 5
Keywords: fun, supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, sleepover, comedy, jokes, friends, superluigilogan, sll, animation, hilarious, skit, mario, super mario, nintendo, puppet, plush, show, bedtime, story
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Length: 12min 20sec (740 seconds)
Published: Sun Jun 03 2018
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