SML Movie: Inside Jeffy 2

[Music] all right everyone wake up sadness you there yeah angry you there yeah all right time to get the day started let's say we wake him up and go annoy daddy a we shouldn't annoy Daddy because we're going to get in trouble I say we make a piano of ourselves that goes every time we hit it yeah that would be sick no that would be so annoying shut up sadness I say we wake up screaming at the top of our lungs yeah no let's go good morning world hey Daddy Jeffy what is that it's a Me piano I call it a meano Jeffy where did you even get that ooh guys he wants to know where we got our piano from ow AR know I think we should hit the AR no button but we do know where we got it from we got it from smlmerch.com sadness Link in the description but I'm just going to hit the I don't even know button I don't even know Jeffy seriously where didd you get it I don't even know Jeffy where did you get the piano I don't even know Jeffy I don't even know I don't even know I don't even know I don't even know I don't even know I don't even know guys it's getting annoying stop keep hitting it I don't even know I don't even know I don't even know I don't even know did he uh [ __ ] hit us he did we should hit him back why did Daddy hit us does he hate us he's a bad daddy all right guys let's be strategic about this I think we should cry to get sympathy from Mommy I think we should yell at Daddy and tell's high all good suggestions I say we do them all Marvin look what you did you're a bad daddy are you [ __ ] high hitting me Jeffy you won't tell me where you got this piano from I don't know Jeffy tell me where you got it from maybe you should check out smlmerch.com Link in the description all right Jeffy take this to your room I don't want to hear it cuz it's really annoying okay whoa Joseph where didd you get all those fireworks dude I got it from a guy selling out his trunk oh that sounds safe yeah we should go outside and light him and see how long we can hold him after we light him that'd be so cool no we should not do that because we're going to end up like Jason Pierre Paul what a future Hall of Famer a two-time Super Bowl champion no missing four of our fingers he won one of those Super Bowls after he lost his fingers yeah well I bet if he had the chance to trade in those Super Bowl rings for his fingers back he'd do it I don't think so he won one of those Super Bowls with Tom Brady and he won the other one beating Tom Brady he'd be silly to trade in those Rings dude if you offered me to keep my fingers or win two Super Bowls I'm picking my fingers if they told me i' to lose both my hands to kiss Tom Brady I would do it yeah [ __ ] you can take my hands wait a minute hey guys check out my Jeffy piano wa yeah look what it can do oh can sing his song that's so cool yeah check this out hey ddy keep some cheer I got a and my nose that's so cool can speed it up can it slow it down oh of course Junior check this out you think that's funny I Stu my di like my money CH and screwed it's Cho and screwed definitely all right well there's enough of that I [ __ ] my pant and now it's running why why so where can you get this piano at Jeffy HML merch.com link description was I late yeah just a little bit so Jeffy you want to go outside and light fireworks with us fireworks those are so pretty yeah they go boom explosions yeah guys let's go light some freaking fireworks then yeah guys that's good do fireworks yeah make sure you wear your goggles you don't want to get sparks in your eyes shut your lame ass up dude yeah do you wear goggles while you're slobbing knob yeah I wear a goddamn Poncho cuz I'm in the Splash Zone it's like Shamu jumping into a pool full of mayonnaise oh Jesus let's just go and pop fireworks dude let's go fireworks fireworks fireworks it's raining no dude 4th of July is ruin oh man why does it have to rain on the 4th of July wait we can't do fireworks while it's raining this is the worst day ever ah I hate the rain guys I guess we're just going to have to cry because we didn't get our way yeah I think we should cry a I want to light fireworms me too Jeffy but we can't light them while it's raining right no okay let's just go wait in my room till it's done raining yeah oh guys I can't believe it's raining on the 4th of July this should be the one holiday that it can't rain I know dude it should be illegal I also don't want it to rain on Christmas or Halloween because of trick-or-treating or Thanksgiving or my birthday or all of summer break or spring break or the Super Bowl or any days I don't want it to rain Junior they can't control the rain they didn't do BU and then they couldn't make it stop raining well listen are there any of these like fireworks we can light in the house like these Rockets what are you a freaking stupid Junior you're going to burn the house down you can't burn your house down if it's raining outside the rain will extinguish the fire the rain is on the outside of the house the fire would be on the inside of the house and when the fire burns the ceiling off then the rain could get in extinguish the fire we don't want the fire to burn the ceiling off that's what we want to avoid okay listen are there any fireworks we can light that won't burn the house down Jeffy do you still have those little snap and pop things I used them all oh great well we have this little but plug thing but I'm pretty sure if we lit this it would explode in the house Junior why would you light it while I'm holding it you [ __ ] Junior blew my [ __ ] hand off you idiot call call call what the [ __ ] the firework blew his hand off his hand is completely off that was totally gnarly that was cool as [ __ ] well it's no our problem hey guys wait who are you my name's anxiety you know that could have happened to us a firework could have blown her hand off oh my God that's true it could have been us we could have been the one that lost our hand daddy daddy my friend let a firework in the house and it blew his hand off Jeffy you are lighting fireworks in the house no my friend didn't it blew his hand off Jeffy you could have gotten hurt I know my hand could have gotten blown off why is my diaper so tight why is my shirt still on is it hot in here somebody help me Marvin I think he's having a panic attack I'll call a doctor I think we're going to die I think we're going to die what are you doing anxiety you're [ __ ] up the controls you [ __ ] yeah stop messing with the controls we're going to die we're doomed ow ow stop crying Cody we brought you to the hospital cuz you decided to blow your hand off hey there let me guess another fireworks injury maybe you blew your hand off playing with fireworks wao dude he's a wizard how do you know that doctor because this is the 4th of July people do that every single year tons of people blow their hands off playing with fireworks even though they see people do that on the news all the time they just can't stop doing it they love it you know what's crazy those people woke up today with all of their fingers and all of their hands and now they don't have them anymore because they decided to ruin their life just for 7 Seconds of fun just like me when I had my first kid my entire life ruined over 7 Seconds those were the best 7 Seconds of my life though I was going crazy so what's going on well it's not my fault Junior lit the firework while I was holding it well why didn't you just throw it well yeah I guess I could have thrown it instead of saying Junior why did you like it while I was holding it you [ __ ] so that is my bad well can you like put the fingers back on like can you sew them back on did you bring the fingers no hm chicken fingers yeah that's what I'm going to have for dinner I'm going to Bojangles and I'm going to eat them with both hands because I can do that cuz I'm responsible with fireworks well is there a way he could grow his fingers back like a lizard no because he's not a lizard he's a human being he's not Dr Kurt Connor from The Amazing Spiderman and even if he was you saw how that happened I mean yeah he got his arm back but he also turned into a horrible lizard monster and Andrew Garfield only got two movies can you please give me some goddamn pain medicine well look on the bright side Cody now you can go win two Super Bowls no I can't because Jason Pierre Paul was already in the NFL he already made a name for himself they're not going to take me yeah now that Spirit do and also this doctor might have a connection with the NFL oh yeah I do I treat lots of concussions and then there's also Demar Hamlin I brought him back to life like I was Dr Frankenstein you know he actually told me he faked the whole thing but I'll still never forgive him for giving the Chiefs the number one seed can you please give me some pain medicine oh yeah yeah I'll go get that hey there somebody call a doctor yeah doctor sorry for calling you I know you're probably busy on the 4th of July no not really I have to give pain medicine to this one kid who blew his hand off plane with fireworks but I'm going to let him suffer for a little while it's his own fault that's one of the things I actually like about being a doctor is that I can just disappear for a little while and play some Candy Crush in my office my patients think I'm busy but no I'm just crushing candy well anyway jeffy's having a really bad panic attack oh yeah he probably just has anxiety from all the fireworks outside some of my older veteran patients have the same problem I like to bust into their room covered in grass and screaming in Vietnamese while I throw poppers at him that always freaks him out yeah I always say just kidding but no they're usually pretty upset that's okay they have Alzheimer's they're not even going to remember that I did it anyway here you can just uh have some of my Xanax what you take Xanax oh no no no I write prescriptions for my friends and then they give them to me and then I sell them on the street for a profit on the streets they call me Dr Phil with an F you know like Phil their prescription cuz they're addicts my wife also calls me Dr Phil but for a very different and gross reason anyway this will make you feel a lot better so say ah I don't do well with pills I need you to hide it in peanut butter and shove it up my ass I'm not doing that open your mouth you missed it's okay Jeffy take it what do we just swallow is it going to kill us I think they give us medicine to make us calm down what if the medicine makes us have depressing thoughts what if it makes us angry hey there who are you my name's XEX I'm the cream of the crop get out of here we don't want you here I'm going nowhere I get you for 30 minutes 30 minutes of relax time kick his ass xanx yeah mess him up yeah get rid of anxiety don't touch me stay away time to go night night [ __ ] you die I feel better now yeah now I feel good I feel better I know you do buddy I'm going to write you a prescription for 60 of those and you give me half capiche now I'm going to go back to the hospital and pretend I'm busy Jeffy I know you're freaking out but it's just called anxiety you get that when you get older dny I don't give a [ __ ] I'm floating on a cloud I just popped the Y 13 hours till I land help me out like a light what is he talking about I don't know like a light and [ __ ] Hella Tight all right Cody how you feeling well considering the doctor never came back and we had to stop at Walgreens for bandages and ipren I'm not feeling good you poed the boofy yeah and it's not doing anything well that's enough about you I'm got to talk to them hey guys if you want one of my Jeffy P Nanos then go to HML merch.com right now Link in the description and get your pre-order in before July 31st and we got to sell 2,000 of these [ __ ] because Santa Claus needs a 4mon notice before they can get into your stocking what jeffy's trying to say is that we have to sell 2,000 pre-orders of this piano before July 31st or the factory won't be able to make it in time for Christmas so go ahead and pre-order this right now at smlmerch.com yeah so if you want a Jeffy piano go to es.com right now place your pre-order and if we get 2,000 then we get to produce these production so we can be able to sell more in the future yeah and you got 3 and 1/2 weeks to decide what you want for Christmas and it better be this yep and if not then you're a square you're not around 2,000 of these please 2,000 show them how it works oh of course see regular piano and then if you hit this button right here and then if you hit the Jeffy button it plays one of my songs that's pretty cool that's pretty cool that is a pretty cool and also has a working microphone too does you sing into it it works it record you can record your voice singing to it too hey Daddy I smack These Hoes my pee in some Cheerios got a pencil in my nose and beat my dier everywhere our those well guys I think today was a successful day what if that anxiety guy comes back I think the doctor gave us enough Xanax [Music] go

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Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, inside jeffy, inside jeffy 2, joke, puppet, puppets, show, sml movie, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, marvin, rose, emotions, inside out, logan, lance, lovell, animation, parody

Id: 4nVv3EpY0y8

Length: 12min 33sec (753 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 05 2024