SLEEPWALKERS - BAD MOVIE ROAST (Part 1) | Double Toasted

he hit the ground so hard he had one of them charlie brown thuds [Music] hey everyone support our patreon which helps us to continue bringing you our live streams videos and podcasts while bringing you new content such as exclusive live streams and animated shorts today there is there was a reigning film in the category of horrifying cat movies god damn boy i'm getting ptsd running this [ __ ] stop cut it off the sizes are all wrong and off yeah monstrosity even these cats looking at each other look at this like damn what the [ __ ] are you right here what the [ __ ] are you yeah [ __ ] you first [Applause] just in case you didn't know we all looked up in this city right now that is the reigning champion of horrifying cat movies but before there was cats there was sleepwalkers charles brady is new in town but i know you're not who you say you are oh so what's so special about this movie right here well i tell you first of all you know listen stephen king is a legend somebody even say a master writer out there some people say the master of his craft but i'm gonna tell y'all something man they as much as i like stephen king there is no stephen king like coked up stephen king that's right a lot of people have directed stephen king novels and i finally decided if you want something done right do a lot of coke if you want something done right don't ask me that fool you got cooked up david king at a time stephen king was so coked up he was cross-eyed people thought that that was like something from birth no that is something from drugs stephen king did so much cocaine his eyes tried to leave his skull that's the colombian white right there exactly yeah man stephen king this is maximum overdrive where he was cooked up i haven't seen this movie maybe one day we'll put on on the list but stephen king i have not seen this but i've always wanted to because i said the the the movie stephen king he's in the trailer selling it and he is selling it because he's so high he is help me i'm gonna scare the hell out of you and like what's he looking at for real somebody i think he means you yeah or or you yeah or you i mean i'm kind of scared right now yeah well he's scared of gotta be right at this moment right now he's like which one of you has cocaine i know you're holding out on me my guy hasn't called me back everybody backing off one person [Laughter] you yeah then i might kick my ass but that other one i got a chance one dude all idiots shut up stephen king yeah he directed this movie maximum overdrive so stephen king was very much in the movies because well besides being an influence pop culture would not be an influence on his work a lot of his movies were being adapted yeah lots for the screen i mean this man is probably you think he's gotten a lot not now he should have been there back then so he naturally he's like well [ __ ] as he said if everybody's gonna take my work then [ __ ] it why don't i go ahead and start making movies so but but after after this movie right here and after that movie flopped and after he said and after he came back and said somebody said man you know maximum overdrive you talked about getting it right you did it yourself and the [ __ ] still flopped what happened he said you know what i'm just going to tell you i was [ __ ] up i was high yeah he says you know what i learned a valuable lesson i should never probably i should probably not even go in and direct but i should never probably direct the movie again while coked up writing a movie on the other hand hey you know what i can stay at home nobody has to see me nobody's gonna see me so you know what let me go ahead and write this movie about these cat people right here this is a sleepwalker a movie that he wrote just for the silver screen the screenplay they call it i want to become i'm 100 completely sure that he was [ __ ] out his mind with this and i'm sure he shared a little bit with the director well it's just i'm gonna get some of this [ __ ] you want to be on my level because it's just a collection of his tropes just like with that like like with dream catchers yeah he's like man you just is the kitchen sink still attached to it yeah because i'm pretty sure i saw it in this script i'll tell you this you can already tell the tone of the movie thanks to because he's already man this stephen king has such a name he brought in legends yeah he all his friends all his friends all these actors at the beginning of the movie i mean he brought a lot of hard people we'll talk about that in a little while but the beginning of the movie starts out with luke skywalker himself that's funny i was watching i was like man this actor is reminding me of mark hamill it's like oh [ __ ] that is i have to go back and change my notes because i said and let me see if i can find a a picture here there he is cause i looked it up and he's not credited anywhere right so i said look at this fake ass mark hamill right here i thought the same thing mark ham and then kevin king my assistant he called me up and he says i gave you some notes to let you know that mark hamill's in the mo i'm like what the [ __ ] is mark hamill and he's like yeah that's him mark hamill i gotta appreciate his work ethic i gotta appreciate him coming in and doing a job to his to to to his his best abilities because he's professional man yeah he's a pro give it to him man because he's opens the movie it makes it seem like you know what this movie might not be so bad after all well also they gave luke skywalker they gave a legend luke skywalker they opened up the movie by giving this fool the dumbest and the corniest and terrible dialogue here but mark mark campbell was a pro what do you think happened i don't know but somebody sure doesn't like cats he's saying [ __ ] star wars ain't got [ __ ] on sleepwalkers he's looking around going get that [ __ ] did i just [ __ ] say no he looked at this like look at this deep [ __ ] i'm doing right here you feel this [ __ ] mark old mark hamill raised this movie up a level three or five he cut his teeth on on star wars it's not the best dialogue either it's true but he knows how to sell it but he knows that he ain't doing it he didn't tell he's gonna hang this many cats the the the the dumber the lions got the most the more terrible the lions got mark the deeper he got with that [ __ ] what's that in her hair they were like cut and he was like [ __ ] yeah nailed that [ __ ] i was like this i was like took the word rose to another level [ __ ] let somebody look at you that long and be like goddamn boss is drinking again like he forgot who he's about to say next it looked like to me acting yo they got some jump scares in here in the beginning the jump scares even set the tone for how corny this movie going to be at the beginning they got a jump scare that's straight out i mean the [ __ ] is a spook house carnival at the beginning that was no real [ __ ] day some dude got hired to throw cats oh yeah entire movie oh and y'all talking about it oh cat man they know big thing should we always see that no no no no just wait you know what what's funny here is that the cat comes out and scares the [ __ ] out of them but a goddamn screaming corpse sleeping at your hands are like oh [ __ ] you're right oh well [ __ ] okay what the what what's that the cat cats get the [ __ ] out of them but a corpse of screaming ass corpse coming after you like well [ __ ] what is that well we we can't really shoot a corpse already the opening credits ain't even rolled yet the title ain't even come on yet stephen king ain't even walked in yet you're immediately after this introduced to your main character who is charles charles played by brian krause right here charles brady yeah charles brady in the movie i tell you what the movie is good at putting information out there quick because with him you know that he's you know that uh uh immediately you see him into being he's into this this very pretty girl one of the prettiest girls in high school and then they introduce all this information without telling you a whole lot but they also quickly let us know that charles is a weird mother yep and they waste no time in making us very uncomfortable because you sitting up here looking at charles charles in the pit naked got tissues next to him and y'all like oh god damn this boy's been sitting off jack and it's jacking off to this girl here to her headshot from a year before you've been jacking off to the yearbook photo i mean i know we didn't have internet porn back then but god damn it had to do the best you could y'all like god damn this dude is in the pit jacking off to a year but like like this [ __ ] is goddamn uh playboy no that would actually be normal compared to what this man does right here jacking off believe it or not would actually be the thing that you would actually be like whoa [ __ ] he's only doing that thank god he's only jacking up yeah he's all right yeah i know but he's uh running the milk that's fine but he's looking at her you you don't wish she was jagged off after ted what are you doing because he's sitting up here looking at her in his yearbook while carving his initial her initials into his arm [Music] which i'm sure that there was a ketchup package i mean everybody else's blood you look here there she's pretty sure there's a straight up ketchup package behind that blade right there that [ __ ] look like strawberry you ain't even met mom yet going anywhere tonight to the movies maybe don't ask your mother right now y'all y'all saying are they uh did they uh yes people they are you're like whoa oh i didn't know he had a girlfriend already well [Music] no take that game of thrones yeah i mean come on man they shut the door so it didn't get weird i'll be the first to tell you i wanted to see all that [ __ ] [ __ ] the [ __ ] i want to see them [ __ ] the [ __ ] out this [ __ ] because allison allison uh alice creed alice krieg creage at the time yeah she yeah if you yeah she's very hot uh yeah she's creepy and everything i see her in but she's hot here yeah south african yeah yeah she's creepy and she's [ __ ] hot i'll like she's good and i said [ __ ] i let me peep the window or something not not that i would even see anything because because the sex is so good that they make the whole room glow i'm like he's [ __ ] her down so good she got a light show coming out of her ass around she got like a purple ray coming out of her ass up here all y'all who uh saw your boy sitting up here looking at the prettiest girl that's where we get introduced to the girl that is actually worth mutilating yourself over that's where we get introduced to tanya over here tanya's doing something that i actually hate in movies where when every character is by themselves they gotta dance the only way this works for me is if stephen king actually did give him some of her give him give her some of his cocaine and they just filmed her ass like she went to work the only way that works for me is that she she went to work high as [ __ ] yeah that's one trope of mine but that's okay because charles charles is here to keep [ __ ] weird yeah sure like no matter how much this this movie goes off the rails charles i always bring it back in with some weird [ __ ] watch me now cut that [ __ ] out goddamn damn go get my goddamn popcorn hey [ __ ] sorry i'll get my goddamn dog coke so she is at work doing that oh yeah she got bigger i was like she looks like an usher no no no she's at a movie theater that apparently no one goes to or the movie they got one theater and everybody's in there right now and she's just so she's just outside yeah she's at work she's dancing at work she's out of [ __ ] mine yeah meanwhile charles are like [ __ ] i've been waiting on my [ __ ] popcorn i'm sorry you'll never get my [ __ ] yeah yeah it's the second act thanks a lot god damn i've been calling your name for 20 minutes yeah he's been waiting on you like oh this is what you've been doing hey hey hey god damn it what you've been doing [ __ ] he went out here back in this [ __ ] floor for an hour right now i get some service up in here your ass is high as [ __ ] give me my [ __ ] she meets charles man and her ass is immediately ready to [ __ ] yep no wow really etf oh yeah man she she is she is she's immediately down man [ __ ] she go ahead and just met him don't even know his name and giving him free food already go ahead you mean frankie [ __ ] she's so moist she got crazy eyes right now and charles you got to look like well [ __ ] what's in the register yeah it only cost you some dick yeah ready take his ass behind the counter for real all right there charles got it man [ __ ] the moment charles they laid eyes on her child she was putting in his hands man charles ain't got to do [ __ ] charles won man like wherever charles go the [ __ ] just panties just dropping his hands man yeah but that makes you wonder yes but the thing is charles like i say no it ain't enough that the [ __ ] like ass is just getting thrown to him in typical charles fashion charles got to keep it weird like this [ __ ] is just thrown to him and charlie's like no that [ __ ] ain't weird enough tanya what the [ __ ] you stalking she already likes you she's there's no challenge to this the way she shouted out [ __ ] she gave you was she gave you free popcorn and [ __ ] at the counter what he was talking for man yeah you ain't got you ain't gotta there's no work to be done here yes i'm saying like the whole motivation of this character i'm like so with this why do we [ __ ] for another 15 to 20 minutes when something happens you know what you can't get hard unless you're scared no challenge enough that's like a [ __ ] walking into the to the bank and they are happy to give you free money you still talking about freeze yeah this is a robbery why are you doing this no it's not it's not a robbery we gave you everything it was happy to do it don't feel good unless it's like this i know but i worked out a plan and everything looked good [ __ ] just don't feel right like this at this stage [Applause] when they get to high school that's where [ __ ] really starts to get crazy in this town uh you know i'm sure that this high school got a teen pregnancy problem oh yeah cause it's so fast these girls all these girls are horny as hell can i give you a ride home i mean all of you um no we've got a ride but why don't you go tanya actually oh my god and actually he's like you know what look let's see what dudes do you see that [ __ ] actually actually my man is like you know what i'll give her a ride home you two [ __ ] can go y'all call her uber or something she said i want i want the one that says i want a dick in my mouth to kind of know what i'm going for here can i take you well or all three of you they all had a pause like oh well okay tanya she hadn't had it let her go yeah she had nothing and she won the coin toss charles was like here here's some cab money you let's go yeah i'll call a [ __ ] uber call a cab call a horse tony i'll be back for you later yeah this one this one's ready to go right now yeah yeah tonya you had your chance but you turned me down at the movie theater like is this all i had to do here talking through there you know what stephen king would have written a lot too yeah yeah but the teachers are the ones that are the real crazy ones man the teachers are the ones when when they come on that's where [ __ ] just really starts to go off man this high school that they have it's like a it's like an old catholic school from back in the 70s or the 60s or 50s because these these teachers beat they they they they abuse these physically abuse these kids like they're nuns man man you could be doing [ __ ] like that today i get your as a lawsuit yeah back then there's nothing get your ass up especially in this town it's 20 to 30 years behind the times [ __ ] he looked that man looked like a coach too who's that steve steve ditka or something look at that oh my dick mike mike dick my dick is about to pull this boy's ears off what do you do just opens into the scene like that everybody was just walking like yeah this happens mike ditka yeah boy probably says something in class about supporting black lives matter come on bring your ass out here you wanna support the [ __ ] huh come on i'll show you that bad idiot wow she got a cat to do it oh that was it don't and don't let them catch you passing notes in flash because they are swift with the rulers in there [Applause] i'm gonna turn around this like a goddamn terminator all he heard was the slight crumple of paper and turned his ass around quick it didn't even look where he was going his body knew no exactly he was already halfway down yeah he used echolocation like daredevil with that [ __ ] [ __ ] he might be like peter parker he just this [ __ ] yeah his goddamn teacher senses went off real quick he's like she's like [ __ ] that's mr fallows mr fallows mr fallows is that fool is so crazy he don't need to be teaching class even back then when it was cool to paddle people that fool would lose his job probably i suggest that next time you keep your hands to yourself mr crawford yes sir he's like jesus calm your ass down what's it mean to you he's like i didn't get a chance to put my hands nowhere yeah she already broke my knuckles charles is on top of the [ __ ] just in life charles is on top of the food chain but in high school charles is on top of the high school food food chain charles has no natural predators he has no natural predators in that in in that environment right there in that ecosystem so that's where that that's where your boy mr ferris comes in mr ferris comes in he says real quick he says [ __ ] i'll fix that right oh you think you're so goddamn smart yeah and then that's what stephen king says you know what [ __ ] it if i can't get a kid to bully your ass i'll just go ahead and get a teacher and mr ferris is childish man to be fair though charles did kind of start it a little bit yeah but you know as a teacher you're not supposed to let a student get over you like that but if you do you just got to eat the [ __ ] but that's the thing charles is just so charming that it drives mr ferris crazy mr chairs mr ferris and i can't take it damn he got under my skin he got people laughing at me and they they did get his ass good man but that's like saying a box has four sides actually mr fallows a box has six sides you dumb ass you're looking busted if mr farris had been smart if he had been confident he could have rolled with him and said well charles you know that's why i teach english i'm not a math teacher right yeah i just made a joke out of plus he thought he was so smart in what he was saying smug he was sad he watched his full size it's like a box having four sides am i right no actually you are [ __ ] wrong mr fence and let me tell you what but that's like saying a box has four sides actually mr fallows a box has six sides oh move that look and he can't do [ __ ] he's froze he's not here he's up there just all he can do is sneer and plot revenge right right this [ __ ] ruin my stride i'm gonna tell you something man all right man charles got his ass so bad that he got his ass so bad that he stayed at the class just fuming he got the window and [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah looking out the window just thinking man what i should have seen yeah yeah all right that's good that's good that's good that's how that's gonna go yeah here's where the [ __ ] went too far too far it's like you already went too far waiting after class thinking about [ __ ] to say cause listen uh mr ferris he's it's what [ __ ] went too far like that comment got to mr ferris so bad that he chases charles down on the road yeah like road rage like road rage after charleston got in his car he's on his way home charlie ain't thinking about him all right [ __ ] that's that's why mr ferris was like looking out the window they like yeah get in your car i can't wait for you to drive home so i'm come after your ass he chases his ass down on the road and i mean speeding that to him [Music] he's like is that mr ferris by the way charles drives a trans am and that's the that's what the radio is stuck on in a transient yeah yeah it's just numb but 80's [ __ ] rock number [ __ ] no hair music hair you know hairband music is [ __ ] and and he is speeding after his ass look at this he's like six sides huh let's start with this side all right scott what the hell is wrong with his mother you're crazy chasing him down in a vulture he got that volkswagen horns that [ __ ] don't say beep it says [Music] me dropping a herbie love bug charlie like who is this nerdy [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that's mr ferris you're like damn i got in there it's good right i'm back for more huh yeah now i don't know what the [ __ ] happened to mr ferris man i don't know if mr ferris i don't know what kind of bad day mr ferris was having i don't know if he caught his wife cheating i don't know if he's struggling with his sexuality i think that i think that's what it is man but but he left they pushed him over but they don't talk to my boxers he let that box joe get to it it was one straw too many [ __ ] charles put his ass in a box [Laughter] put him over like the cops and [ __ ] look at him yeah yeah he pulled him but no he put him over like the cops man and i mean he went he went crazy like you said it it's like he's got road rage reminds you of ohio i suppose your transcripts are also fakes clever fakes but fakes all this [ __ ] over a box joke oh a joke like he went like stalking this dude cyberstalking him that means he didn't just stand the winner the whole time he went through his files through his files and i say cyber stalking but keep in mind that this is 1992 when the internet wasn't around so he had to go like he had to go to like some city office and pull up some files newspapers on the microphone yeah the library he had to go to a government office so he had to he had to do some work to look at this all before school was over so he could run his ass off the road and threaten him confront him and confront him slamming his daughter and everything and listen since we know that charles is uh since we know charles is is listen we saw charles a weird [ __ ] man since we know charles is weird we probably know that charles is dangerous too i mean he's been super nice up to this point that even makes him creepy yeah but he was having sex with his mother plus you don't really want to chase anybody down on the road and get in their face no no no but charles we know that charles is dangerous man probably he's just too little too charming and a little too weird but at this moment charles is trying to get home [ __ ] his mom but all things considered charles is being cool charles is just being real cool man but of course now here's the point here's the here's the point but here's the point where mr ferris takes [ __ ] a little too far i don't know who you are but i know you're not who you say you are kind of sentimental about it i don't think charles is beyond hurt charles is offended how dare you sir dave again i take umbrage that's your behavior here mr ferris is doing all this bullying right here but everyone knows charles can beat his ass [Laughter] driving by we go like oh that kid's going to beat his ass just keep it right yeah ain't been he's got it ain't been a doubt in anybody's mind that charles could get out that car and whoop his ass at any moment and mr ferris is up here bullying like he like his fat ass is the kingpin or some [ __ ] and like look at here you think he's a goddamn kingpin pushing the door open uh uh uh clothes on him and everything and everybody just waiting for charles just to get up and knock his ass out and gone about his day i don't know yeah cause he's like you know charles can knock your ass out easy but this is a this is a this is a stephen king movie stephen king horror movie and charles is like you know i could knock him out but we don't do that [ __ ] in a stephen king movie well plus mr ferris takes it one step way too far oh and here's the part where we talked about with his you know we said that mr ferris might be a little conflicted by the sexuality just this last moment he's like no i'm gay and i know i want so i'm very sure i want some ass right look all i got is i don't have nothing you want oh yeah you do yo yeah you do yeah and that's what charles came in and said see that's why i can't knock this fool out this is stephen king movie i gotta teach him a permanent lesson on where or where not to put them hands well money is not the only you're right fox oh you should learn to keep their hands to themselves here's yours you're like [ __ ] that is my hand that was the first thing i saw in a clip that made me laugh he gets his hand ripped off he's screaming he's handed to him he's like oh thank you i needed that he's like oh oh [ __ ] wait a minute that is mine that's more horrifying hey he gave that hand he was confused thank you i was oh he's like nah that's okay that's not mine oh [ __ ] [ __ ] it that is my ring and this is where a lot of things are revealed because this is where we finally learned that that charles is a thundercat you see his hair different too yes oh everything every one of these transformations not only they look bad but they're dumb when they come in that [ __ ] charles said thunder thunder we also see that mr ferris is on mr ferris's arm through it grew another five inches i love this because that [ __ ] trying to rape someone he can't even run five feet yeah what the hell are you gonna do you trying to rape somebody you wouldn't last one second i love how his head well since i know your secret you're going to give me some ass and you can and you'll completely comply with my threat you'll just allow me to rape you here on the side of the road yeah yeah what i want to do go to your class to to make your ass feel stupid even more to make a bigger fool out of you all right wait how about go to class tomorrow tell everybody you grab my dick and guess what everybody's going to be on charles's side believe me too [ __ ] my mom they see i'm fine i mean yeah you see what i got at home and [Applause] [Laughter] captain hook and [ __ ] what i love though is that he pulled that hand straight up you pull that he pulled that hand off so fast the watch didn't even have time to slip off right hey man timex takes a lick and keeps on ticking and never slipping mr ferris is kind of dude this character's first kind of dude to to to [ __ ] up and think sorry just gonna instantly make things better in that situation he gonna rape somebody and then gonna think when he's getting chased by a goddamn wolf man yeah yeah sorry sorry so you turn back into human now please i changed my mind i didn't i didn't mean any of that i didn't mean to offend your penis i'm so sorry [Music] you got big stupid clumsy [ __ ] running through the woods what you think is gonna happen he hit the ground so hard he had one of them charlie brown thuds [Laughter] almost like lucy was there to trip his ass up only in the movies that somebody run away from danger and keep looking back over their shoulder oh yeah exactly and [ __ ] i love the way charles is like yeah try to try to rape me now i'm gonna rape the [ __ ] out that neck fat you got yeah yeah he like just loving right here i love that he's supposed to be eating him he's just he's just like motorboating his neck yeah cause he's turning his head down it's so soft and fluffy mr it's like deep in the woods too yes i wanted it oh this is where the movie says oh [ __ ] silly gates are open oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all the hope you had for a while yeah well you thought oh [ __ ] you know they actually this movie is actually crafting a somewhat fine narrative right here i can excuse a lot of things no man the silly gates are they open now the fun has just begun everybody is open it's open seat it's open season on stupid now and what i love i told y'all i told y'all pay attention the cops in this movie they get they get goofy and goofy and it was only it was only a matter of time only matter of time before they start bringing in some black foolishness oh yeah oh come on boy get the bad guy get the bad guy get that [ __ ] what the [ __ ] i can't get after you party with stephen king this will be your role his next book yeah i told i told y'all except for no cat just be doing it by yourself what was that again about stephen king knows black people yeah he does the stereotypical side of us i love the way that cat is like all right anything to get your black ass [ __ ] i got it man all right i got it i got the [ __ ] man we good yeah man clovis his name clovis no no no no the cat oh yeah he might as well be no he's what is he uh officer andy or something officer and [ __ ] officer the officer foolish what his ass is and when they my man is having a good time too with this damn cat over here yeah because like none of the other other officers will work with him yeah that cat is his partner that yeah and the cat that does a better job than he does to be honest with you yeah and my man is having a good time him and clove is just in there just at least at least he is i'm retiring at the end of the week collecting my pensions right i i got to move out man nine hours a day listen to this stupid [ __ ] all right it's a living but at least uh at least my man over here is having a good time and charles has to come in and ruin it man charles is so high on that neck fat he don't give a [ __ ] about anything anymore r and this is i know we've been saying this but it's it's there are there are points in movie in the movie the stephen king story where the cocaine would actually start kicking in for the characters like the characters didn't do it stephen king did it they they actually do cocaine by association oh you mean when charles has a complete personality transplant oh charlie flips worse than cruella stephen king did so much cocaine that the characters got high and charles is just his charles is coked up charles was so charming yeah charles who was making sure that nobody he was you know that he didn't draw attention to himself because he didn't want people to know that he was [ __ ] his mom oh and by the way we're cat people you know he he [ __ ] after chowing down that neck and just having some getting a contact high from stephen king he don't give a [ __ ] he just goes barreling down the road yeah unit call at home you in there come on and my man is trying to keep cool over here officer like i said officer goofy over here now i'm gonna tell y'all something this is not the best chase scene that i have ever watched but it is one of the craziest the hell you say not the best not the best but it is one of the craziest it's one of the funniest chase scenes that i've ever seen man first of all uh my man my the officer over here officer cat daddy officer cat dad over here tried what he's doing when he's in the car chase he's trying hard to get his car chase poles on he looks like a zoo lander right here and charles charles is still like man really charles is hopped up like i don't know if human blood does this does this to them i don't know if he's getting a real contact card from stephen king but he's he he uh he chases this man he first of all he's very good at throwing this man off they get to a point where my man is so busy posing and charles is getting such a charles is duping his ass so well he almost gets them killed into the cat to the point even the cat is just like watch out [Laughter] charles is so hopped up he he gets to a school crossing oh my school is getting out and he says [ __ ] them kids she really does he does he says [ __ ] i'm about to get gta little asses [Laughter] oh [ __ ] what are you thinking of doing in the middle of the road no hey you know okay let you know you know i'm not gonna say that y'all watch the movie don't watch the movie i'm just for them y'all watching all right i ain't gonna ruin everything for y'all y'all watching but uh and notice he put on like he cranked up his kid killing soundtracks that's the perfect music for running over kids that cat looked at this chase scene and looked at the look at officer cat daddy and charles and said you know especially at the office of cat daddy and said you know what if you can't stop this [ __ ] then i will my man got so scared they they started they just start making up powers man [ __ ] my man got so scared of clovis over there he he said [ __ ] he got to he pulled over and said please don't see me please don't see me and just wield his card it's one thing for him to turn invisible turn his car invisible he got some wonder woman [ __ ] going on he turned he had the car of invisibility [Music] focus now this is funny because clover said [ __ ] i see you i'm a cat yeah oh [ __ ] oh man you know what i don't even have it man oh man oh cause let me see if i can find it cause clove is looking at his ass and clover's like [ __ ] i see you over there let me see maybe oh yeah here it is i got it okay good yeah i thought you'd have it at first i closed is looking in here clothes like what the [ __ ] you doing he says i'm looking at you the whole time look at me yeah i see you right there there [ __ ] i see you i'm looking right at you what's up stop looking at me stop looking at me you [ __ ] cat oh okay now it's on you know even though clovis is watching his ass the whole time and they they you know these these cat people don't get along with with regular cats that's cool but who you really need to look out for officer cat daddy right here because you because uh charles she you thought you thought you made mr ferris man oh [ __ ] you done done it with officer cat daddy i'm gonna look for this guy on my way home i'm gonna find him i'm gonna find him oh [ __ ] you don't [ __ ] up nachos i'm gonna find them i'm gonna find them i'm gonna look for this guy on the way home eventually i mean tonight i got a pga thing i really can't believe i like the way even clovers have these i'm gonna i'm gonna find them clover don't put me in the middle of this [ __ ] man hey it's time for me to go home yeah cause all the other officers are clowning them yeah and you and you get the impression like then i just clowned him cause he was what he's saying now they don't like him well it's probably because he can't [ __ ] act i'm gonna find him find it i'm gonna find him can i do that again i know i'm trying to find the character i think i think i got it this time i'm going to find him i'm going to find him him you know i find him i didn't you know i didn't believe him on that first find him i'm gonna find him i'm gonna find him but [ __ ] that one sold me ooh charles you look out man i got clovis like [ __ ] you can stop bullshitting yeah clothes like you ain't gonna do a goddamn thing can i just stay in the box hell i'm the one that scared his ass in the first place so far in this uh you know we haven't been paying attention to some of the characters that we were introduced to before because while charles is out there you know getting the car chases and turning invisible and eating neck fat and doing lines with stephen king and [ __ ] meanwhile mom has been at home and she ain't had no dick all day and she does not like it what are you talking about oh yeah starving charles trials are like [ __ ] it's a good thing my sneakers got wheels on here otherwise this might be an inconvenience with that first hit he's like don't do that combo yeah [Laughter] [ __ ] i like the way charles was like goddamn she got more like that look like like you don't ever give your mom when she whipping you you done [ __ ] no ain't done i'll tell you what i'm done all right all right enough yeah man everybody can tell me that mama ain't done though yeah oh no that's not good brace yourself no no no no no no charles is like [ __ ] let me hear it but holds her ass down real quick so she can stop whipping my hands [Laughter] y'all see what we people we are only halfway through this so between me having to get ready for new york and this movie being this wild y'all gonna have to wait for part two when i get oh yeah oh yeah i know yeah it's late yeah oh yeah part two electric if you think this is crazy because this is one of those movies because i told martin said man before you sent this to me i was just watching clips and i'm laughing my ass off i was like boy you don't even know i will say it's a man it is uh yeah i can't guess what they doing i'm a little confused but i give it a rental as of right now because i'm having i'm having a blast watching this man now next week will it be a different thing we'll see we'll see we'll see part two next week we'll do the review part two next week and we'll see if that rental at least it the rental for me at least at least if it can maintain because i don't know what you gave it i i it would it would be a low rental i mean it's almost like a some old [ __ ] movie but it's just enough stuff that's fun or goofy enough in it there's like all right you you are entertaining me yeah man i'm laughing my ass off with this but we'll see i don't know if this is going to maintain

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Length: 51min 15sec (3075 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 02 2021