Skyrim - This Weapon Is Completely BROKEN...But oh my its fun!

I need you to wait there okay okay fine that's fine don't worry oh my god Lydia I'm Jesus oh my god oh my god oh yeah Lydia Lydia's gonna win this battle oh my god you've been killed Lydia holy oh my god this is beautiful this doesn't count as murder I can kill you all you're all fine with it this is ridiculous well hello there guys my name is es so and Skyrim has just got a 1.3 gigabyte update but what exactly did this add well some new creation club content and today we're gonna have a look at this I'm gonna give you my first off the bat feeling of each one of these things and then we're gonna go into more detail on some of the items because some of them are quite interesting and you can't really tell much about them from their description but first we have here the bone walk despite being raised by necromancer's a bone wolf's true loyalty is earned through actions rather than magic a faithful companion with a bone to pick this skeletal pet will reward your friendship by carrying items and boosting your damage against the undead so it's basically a new pet follower that can carry your items and raises your damage against Undead it's a nice theme I mean it looks cool it makes me think of the pets of Skyrim one which we've already done a video and I'll link it down below in the description if you haven't seen it already basically each one of these pets fulfill a different role being able to carry things and take it to the town for you or even find secret treasures and whatnot and I think that's probably a better alternative to the bone wolf if you're actually thinking about buying it but then we have the wild horses which is basically likely horse armor mod from oblivion in my opinion apart from the fact you can also get a unicorn haul it says you may even find the rare unicorn brought back from the dead to right or wrong from the past so clearly there is a quest there as well you can also change the saddlebags on your horse and that basically changes how much weight you can carry and so on it also adds a horse taming feature to the game where you actually jump on the horse and try and tame it so we'll be looking at later guys can't wait to spend my money on that and then we have the staff of Hoss docking it said the wizard hastily traveled all of Tamriel in search of his equal before binding his soul to a star through the years this mysterious weapon has changed many hands as if warding off anyone who isn't worthy enough to clean it now it's your turn who wouldn't want to start with a face like this I think I'm definitely gonna buy this one and test out first take my 250 credits so we've got the new quest I've heard rumors of smugglers near White's foreign trading black-market items I should investigate the area to see what I can uncover so here I am I've got a car mica sheets mica GT boy hanging out with his cutie friends because she caravan right here and also my lady Lydia beautiful you are okay let's go Lydia so there is actually a secret Smuggler's cave in the lore as well behind Whiterun and do believe there is a quest at some point here anyway but you guys can appreciate our model list as we walk over there I'm actually updating our model if soon you can get a link to it in the description below Lydia wait where's Lydia the hell Vidia oh he's having a lot of difficulty crossing the river don't worry we'll leave her to it guys and we can we can take care of this skiver here with my ebony bow here we go guys boo you missed me didn't you Lydia oh yes you did it's been a while since I've made a scaring video guys but I'm back and I'm having a good time if you guys haven't already I'm actually gonna be playing Assassin's Creed the new one because I'm really excited for that I played a game Scott I did the demo and that was really good so I'm gonna be doing a livestream of it and also a let's play sort of series huh wait is that a deer this is it Lydia I've been waiting years for this opportunity wait it just disappeared it's just vanished the game is like nope you will not be killing this deer now the smugglers cave is just here I can actually see some horses parked there and also looks like there's already some bandits I kind of want to oh my god did he there's a bloody saver cat thank God I was here you would be dead without me Lydia look at her she has no idea the danger she faces the dangers are Wyman faces in Skyrim my god the Sabre cat got deleted the eye of the SaberCats you can keep your Pelt I have a furry keshite fur I do not need your your fur to sir I'm assuming that I'm gonna have to kill these guys just because I mean they're not gonna give over the staff easily are they see if I just walk over and once what happens oh oh yeah she'll be like don't you come any closer or I'll gut you all right then in the spirit of Assassin's Creed I think we should do this another way guys we should get the staff in a very sneaky way what I'm gonna do here it's first I want to take out this Bay yeah thanks Lydia that's really useful just stand right there oh my god hmm actually it pierced the booby we have destroyed her that's one person down and the Bandit leader not even batted an eyelid she doesn't even care this is kind of annoying because I kind of ruined my plan there I still have a plan though I'm sure it'll work I've discovered the Bandit cam this is actually a new location they've changed it it used to be a bit different I just want a fire an hour into his face for goodness sake I'll get Rex the horse got slightly startled by that poor thing we've sneakily taken out the bandits nobody's had a chance against us Lydia I'm a bit confused why he has the staff I guess there's a note there so he can figure out exactly why I know to carry all that fun is a bit hard to read isn't it let me get my bloody magnifying glass out you can take those prices and eat them who says that we found our own source of skooma now oh now I'm interested the real stuff not that watered-down third hand trash you've been selling and don't even think of ratting us out one word to the gods and I'll make sure they know what that seer of yours is really up to okay so something about a seer let me just check over here there's anything interesting this is clearly what they were using to smuggle goods where's that lady I killed her body was over here somewhere there she is gold orcish arrows and a hunting bow your hunting skills no match for me you daft bimbo and another note Smuggler's trade notes the new source has been a real boon skooma poisons black soul gems you name it we've got the line to a wide range of goods and even a wider range of clients which reminds me someone needs to tell Akari where she can stick her bottles of sugared cat piss we're done Oh once that is that is that because you merchant that stands out so I won't run I think it is meanwhile we're filling up our coffers faster than we can empty them we're drinking day and night and still we haven't gone through half of the gold from that Morrowind job for the corpse fondlers' corpse fondlers' with our go nyan patrols up and down the border we can charge an arm and leg and the tail for every crate that comes in as for the zombie pet they would please the staff wasn't damaged creepy looking thing too was glad to be rid of it it's a shame we can hold out a couple more days though this morning another buyer came by the camp and all with a face so lumpy he must have jumped headfirst off the top of track ins reach turns out he was looking for the same staff offering to pay double I told him we could have something better for him on the next boat from sulfide but he was pretty sodding clear that there was only one staff he wants to buy make sense the only thing uglier than this orc was that star maybe he wanted to hold it up when he shaves so he doesn't feel bad for born anyway I sold him the information on the buyers and I sent him on his way couldn't get him to trade any of the valuables on his carriage though but it's alright there's more than one way to part of fool and his things I told the boys to cut him off on the road west of white run out of the burned down house between the watchtower and for gray more given how obsessed he was about the staff it would be easy to catch him off guard okay so the bandits tried to double-cross him and here we have an adept lock my skills are more than adequate sun lock such a lock do I need oh my God look at all this skooma Lydia please my god I've never seen so much rumor in my life that is good stuff Lydia what the bloody hell oh my daughter's a flood Akkad Jesus get out oh my god this is slowing me down so much please stop killing me oh my this is actually gonna they I can't move because the ice box are slowing me down so much Oh luckily I've drunk drunk all that schema so I'm high AF resist cold that'll help me out a little bit okay that's what I got there we go he's going down get rekt son okay Lydia's already taken care of him Lydia kill him and that bandits yes good girl I guess they found us in their wares and they were not that's all prepared to entertain our company man Lydia's just wrecked everyone thanks Illya save my ass pretty you didn't kill the mage though why does this force countersteer Lee go to the site of the ambush so that's why we need to head over to next you know what let's steal this horse and take it with us I guess you can walk Lydia I'll see you on the other side I see if I can shoot this lady while on horseback thou be a beautiful thing if I can achieve such glorious things why don't you go anyway I don't know oh there there she is oh man horse archery is so fun I love it look oh my days finally a kill der see what she has horses in this game like you know this horse mod that I could download with the creation Club I feel like it won't even be that goods I feel like there's no point resistance the bow didn't it easy it's just because horses no one ever uses them I feel like they're literally slower than running I get around faster by running everywhere but I mean this is a galloping horse it's so slow I can't wait to have a horse back fight oh my god is up with the ambushes I can see a giant only that's the Giants camp there is an abandoned Shack over here which is a new location or at least it's marked on the map now are some deer ten out of ten deer Wow come on you don't even gotta try and run away wow I don't even gonna bother looting your corpses WEEE oh there's a sabic out there it's getting triggered by something I can see someone on a horse there no get away from the mud crab lady has already killed him she's very efficient Lydia okay let's be sneaky I don't want to draw too much attention to myself but they're quite a few guards around here oh my god there's actually oh my bloody bloody hell cap behind me didn't want to draw too much attention to myself thanks Lydia you saved my life huh I just want to yo low and try and shoot this guy off the horse oh I hit him holy crap Oh his horse oh I feel bad now he's just walking around like really triggered your horseman I'll protect you I'll kill that too yeah all right okay let's go over to this this encampment at the abandoned house where this ambush supposedly took place oh my god there's a wizard there and he's got some dead people destroyed house discovered let's save the game quickly oh no that has some big spell oh this is the orc and I talked to him hey bro what's up no no he's he's triggered don't shoot me with your eyes please don't please don't ah ah get away from me Jesus Christ I cut literally can't run when I've got ice in me look how slow I run I've got moths that kind of make the game harder like that but uh that's taken out Oh Lydia what you doing no get away from me no one shoots an error me look I thank you disbanded more orderers this off was not messing around but this ambush seems to have been extremely bloody he's just gonna resurrect another body now isn't he Wow go away get Rexxar are you prepared to die Lydia's attacking the wagons she's so pissed there's actually a fence see kill or pickpocket New York or I could have pickpocketing in I'm not sneaky enough for that this Lydia's confused by this fence she hasn't quite figured out as she Skyrim belongs to the Lord Lydia's so racist Jesus the hell I'll help you out Lydia don't worry there you go kill him kill him Lydia what are you doing you've oh my god stop breakdancing you're not Michael Jackson get away there you go a tackling attack yes kill him oh my god you're a savage war made nany beautiful a Smuggler's ledger dozen balls of school no deliver to Delvin Melroy in Riften smugglers fee 50 septons and a favor oh they were delivered to Iver of olinville Oh Britta Xinhua they believe I've been there before just golden a few days from now it was tough sneaking in some items on the list but the zombie lovers were happy with the hall they say they were trying to open a portal to something called the soul con if there's loot to be had inside it might be a good idea to line up some buyers I don't think you're gonna find any loot in the soul con that place is bloody terrible being there before you had a staff of scatter shocks I'll take that with me too sir a white run guard he's just like I didn't see anything no don't mind me don't work in what are you doing man he's investigating he's suspicious Lydia I will help you White's run haha what the hell was that no run garden what are you dig very oh oh that horse has witnessed the murder we've got to kill the horse it cannot escape get out horse you cannot bear witness last witness killed you see five bounty removed from white run so [ __ ] wait was that as a deer there Lydia do you think I can hit this shot guys subscribe if I hit it unsubscribe if I miss you ready here we go I was scared for a moment but I didn't get my kill count alright let's let's get out of the plains of Whiterun because I'm getting distracted by a hunting deer here over here Oh bits of shin pass I was just here there's not even far away I'm not gonna walk over there I'll spend my hours hunting can't see anyone outside they'd bitte Shin pass is usually just a pass through the mountains Oh I am the best archer in Skyrim god damnit Lydia get me another elk to kill there's one right there he's not even moving it's an easy war what the hell how dare you Skyrim ok now it's dead that was weird oh my god there's a dragon over there let's get inside quick I don't want to deal with that my archery skills are not after par for that challenge so far this quest is ok I mean it's literally just leaving a few notes around for you to follow and kind of longing out to get this staff it's ok it's just like any other radian quest and Skyrim if I was gonna give you guys a review for it it's aight says Lydia I've never seen anything quite like that oh we've got some necromancer boys let's get rid of this soul gem before it shoots me the bone he's like what's going on it's dovakin get rekt son a mysterious pile of soul embers oh so they succeeded in opening the soul con that's why we have the bone men the skeleton try and like dodge that that's pretty nifty man normal eye I think I could have dodged that I'm looking for clues because I want to finish off the bits of the story I can hear a creaky boy one creaky bone boy how are you what are you shooting at you can't see me I am in oh my god yeah Lydia I just took a bullet for you Lydia god damn it who's this and I sneak up to them oh no she spotted Lydia don't let it go oh my god Lydia please gonna win this battle my god you've been killed Libya holy what's going on oh my goodness I am outraged let me just stand up one moment girls what what I know Skyrim belongs to the Knaus [ __ ] give it back on the Khajiit phosphoryl doll get out of here no fall down fall down god damn it fall down get off the cliff you were meant to fall off it was supposed to be much more epic I should instantly kill her how is she okay how are you alive stop it okay let's take care of your your posse oh my god she's firing some crazy fireballs look at that in orbs flying past me Lydia no god damn it she was a tricky Bey Oh Oh get out here no no no don't heal yourself better get here I'm gonna let Lydia take you out okay Lydia might be having some difficulties Lydia Lydia what are you doing okay I'll do this is you just rocket on it yeah no damn it retrieve the necromancer staff ok the enemy with potion by the way guys I'm actually doing a Skyrim book reading series this is a skill book I believe I've got damn I didn't want to live my illusion well I'm doing a Skyrim book reading series and there are some really cool novels in Skyrim and I'm gonna be reading some of them as part of a series I'm my girlfriend who now works for me it's gonna be illustrating them it's gonna be awesome man I'm actually gonna be selling some of the artwork as well so if you guys are interested in that check out my patreon and I'll be uploading the the book reading series themselves here on YouTube also have a boss chest a bow of despair creatures and people flee it's like my favorite kind of thing I love it when people flee from me ok so this was the necromancer he was sold the staff let's read her notes the journey from all involved was long but worth the trip we'll have a far easier time finding what is needed to open the portal to the soul car the past is remote and yet there is no shortage of travelers looking for shortcuts across the mountains as such we'll have plenty of blood and bone meal at our disposal but we'll need void salts and soul gem fragments to complete the ritual lusha suggests we contact the loyal smuggler for help with the latter she'd been in contact with one about the star of HA stalking even the wizard truly bounded his soul to the staff as the legend suggests releasing him might provide a worthy offering for the ideal masters in any case adding the ingredients the list should be an easy task wow man she had it all planned out I kind of wish we had to go to the soul con or as part of this but I guess you can't have I know you would be able to have the DLC oh my god staff of boulders I've never seen this before a mess or ik rock that does 25 fire damage it heats up as it travels dealing after five times damage based on distance oh my god take me to Whiterun I'm gonna kill some people so the staff of ha stock look at that look at that staff oh my god honks if a target dies within 60 seconds it feels a soldier knocks back the enemy on impact while not attacking creates a ward that protects against spells for 40 seconds what that's insane so you literally just hold it and you defend yourself and then you can have another staff in the other hand just firing fire boys are people so we have come through the past and looked at this glorious river guys doesn't it look oh my bloody coffins a spider get out of here boy it's a dancing spider he's like hey and then he just leaves and dies look at that water look at that Motley's check out the description for a link to my website with the full mod list on didya what the hell are you doing right let's test out this staff on her just stand this down I saw there we go yeah this is awesome we're gonna have a lot of fun with this what an amazing view over more paths you have would you like a closer look sir oh wow I didn't even know you could get up there no soul gem large stuff ruffle she's actually dead and no one's witnessed that murder do we even count as killing people if we like fire them off cliffs Lydia Lydia I need you to do something I need you to wait there where are you going okay okay fine that's fine don't worry oh my god Lydia I'm Jesus oh my god oh my god oh yeah Cydia huh yes she's fine she's fine she's absolutely fine she's not even that you know oh my god this is beautiful this doesn't count as murder I can kill you all and you're all fine with it this is ridiculous there's literally a body of guards there and he doesn't care are you kidding Wow this is the most ridiculously good staff ever I can get soul gems and annoy the local civilians without anyone even saying I've murdered anyone all right you better find that I think they're over there they go that way I've just killed all these guards and nobody cares because it doesn't count as me killing them because this weapon is amazing and it also fills soul gems every single time you use it so as long as you have soul gems which you can buy from the shop really easily and you have plenty of money in Armour to sell because you've killed loads of guards and then you can just repeatedly charge your staff up this is amazing what do you think Lydia beautiful she's jumping with joy she's so happy I would never get bored of this you're annoying Oh oh my god someone fired a bloody arrow through my head why were you okay what are you doing to me in a way look you're literally invincible this one all you need to do is stand at the top of the staircase anyone who comes at you just like nope oh my god I knocked over two birds with one stone he actually died as well Picabo go back down the stairs this is ridiculous oh my god now all I need if you guys haven't seen my necromancer build now would be the perfect opportunity so you use the necromancer ritual spell and you would literally have an army of of markoff guards at your disposal call homers took Lydia out 1080 gold yeah I mean I could pay off my bounty of a thousand eighty gold I only counted just killing one person that's crazy I'd rather die than go to prison hey hey hey get up get up get up come on come on I'll give you a chance get up almost there there you go join your bredrin now if you guys really want me to review the horse mods as well I will but either move my internet is so bad I literally can't log on to the creation Club it just won't load it just says connecting and I can't do anything I'm actually having to go to like a cafe or my friend's house to upload these videos to you guys I am moving house tomorrow so as soon as you get the internet set up it will be sorted and you know I can livestream Assassin's Creed and all those good games too guys but right now I mean I literally can't download it I'm sorry you guys can see it says loading my ping is apparently 1,500 DNS error occurs yeah I can't do it so I hope you guys enjoyed this video thank you very much for watching personally I wouldn't really buy the horse thing anyway unless you guys really want me to do a review of it the pet dog I think if you like the look of it go for it but otherwise you know I don't even use the pets of Skyrim mod that much anyway I just downloaded it and reviewed it for you guys because you guys like these sort of fun review videos anyway but thanks very much for watching guys look out for the Skyrim book reading series I'm so excited to show you that and I will see in the next video have a fantastic day and good bye

Channel: ESO

Views: 339,853

Rating: 4.7869759 out of 5

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Id: BoiYjs8SBWw

Length: 28min 41sec (1721 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 05 2018