Peggle Speedrun, but an Ai Robot threatens me with trivia

now people talk a lot of smack about the American education system but today I'm going to prove that it's the best on Earth because I've made an AI trivia robot that's going to quiz me while I speedrun pegle here's how this will actually work first a twitch viewer is going to suggest a trivia subject like math or science or Australian politics and then my robot will write an original trivia question in that subject can you tell me who the current prime minister of Australia is I'll try to answer his trivia question but if I get it wrong then I have to restart my current level in the pegle speedrun and of course I've programmed my AI to be a friendly magical unicorn with anger issues are you [ __ ] kidding me holy unicorn [ __ ] that answer is so far off the Mark I thought it was a joke to kick off this speedrun I'll make the trivia robot ask me questions at a first grade level and every five levels we're going to increase the difficulty here we go my best Peggle time of all time is 1 hour and 11 minutes to beat the full game the slowest pegle speedrun of all time is 4 hours and 11 minutes that's the time to beat but first we must answer am I smarter than a first grader okay new question politics of the atran civilization that's not a first grade question my magical unicorn horn is tingling with excitement for this question I don't want to hear that let's dive into history specifically about the atrans an ancient civilization in Italy before the Roman Empire is your first great level trivia question what material did the atrans famously work with to create beautiful art and Jewelry copper how would a first grader know this everyone knows that there's no [ __ ] way any person here who isn't from Italy knows that oh bless your innocent heart but you miss the mark like a hopeless pagle player the correct answer is gold you absolute horse feather brained n poop Jesus Christ all right I'm going to reset the whole run did you think that those Christ I'm resetting the run now since I already lost on the very first level I decided to just just reset the entire speedrun take two y scares me I don't like him he's so nice some of the time he just he seems really aggressive in wanting me to have fun and it scares me the run restarts Ready set go okay new question please ask a question about the famous YouTuber Doug Doug here we go this I can do oh how exciting it's time for a trivia question about the Jolly YouTube personality Doug Doug Jolly now hold on to your pegle balls because here it comes can you tell me the unique format Doug Doug is known for in his YouTube videos it's something involving video games and solving problems in the silliest ways possible I do all sorts of things what is he talking about my answer is Twitch chat plays that's his most famous thing I'm pretty sure that's got to be correct right food no food isn't I mean that's how I started or is he asking for the I don't know what he wants by the prancing ponies you are right dog dog is indeed his twitch chat plays format well done I do believe you're as clever as a unicorn who's just mastered a difficult pegle level and seven times as handsome oh shs all right who one's ready can you tell me a trivia question about the tragic chobble disaster but as if you were talking to a small child his name is Doug okay I am a man hello there Brave little explorator tricky stuff ahead but I know a clever kiddo like you can handle it let's think about a far away place named Chernobyl an unfortunate event happened there a long time ago but the scientists and experts learned a lot from it so Doug my question for you is simple can you tell me what type of building had a big oopsy in Chernobyl was it a big store a school a castle or a power plant and hey after this how about we take a fun trip to the vibrant world of pegel we can bounce balls off colorful pegs to build joyful memories together to counterbalance the serious lesson we're learning I guarantee it's safer and more fun than a power plant the answer is a nuclear power plant chat can we just bask for a second and how smart I am he literally said in the question well he also said it could have been a supermarket I might have gotten it wrong okay that's our first grader I'm smart oh Doug you are absolutely spectacular that's precisely right it was indeed a nuclear power plant where the unfortunate event took place you know what I'm [ __ ] confident right now ramp that [ __ ] up I can take it okay new question can you give me a very basic us geopolitical question I can do that I can do geopolitics oh absolutely abolutely my geopolitical Guru could you tell me which country is directly south of the United States is it Canada Mexico England or pegal land I [ __ ] it I'm going to nail this I am so smart o o o I know this one it's Mexico God I'm [ __ ] smart it's pegal land you dumb [ __ ] we go off of what Bjorn says if he thinks it's pegle land then that's a reset yes yes yes you hit that right on the bullseye just like the perfect pegle shot you amazing human I kind of want to tell him to tone down the compliments but I kind of don't and thus I was able to demolish the first five levels of trivia pegle except for that one question about physicists what a load of magical horeshit how could you mix up these distinguished physicists has the American education system failed you this massively pardon my out but now I'm ramping up the difficulty for the next five levels the AI will be asking me questions at a second grade level this is where boys become men dude this is when you put some hair on your chest when you get to second grade when you're like eight all 20 minutes in and we're 1 11th of the way done I'm not going to think about that math okay new question Doug has received accusations of being a virgin help him beat those allegations give him a question about the female reproductive system okay it's if it's it's second grade it's going to be like what are the boobies called oh how fabulously magical Doug is ready to be the rainbow in someone's day so what is the name of the small pearshaped organ in the female reproductive system where a baby grows and develops during pregnancy it's a little like the pot of the end of a magical rainbow I know this one it's the womb I'm not a virgin right you don't think I'm a virgin right God I'm so [ __ ] smart I'm easily the smartest second grader here well oh magnificent and clearly knowledgeable Doug without a doubt the answer is indeed the womb next question hit me ask a question about pegle 2 uhoh specifically pegle 2 not the first one I have not played pegle 2 in the game pegle 2 can you tell me the name of the pegle master who is a lovable Yeti and what his magical power is [ __ ] I don't I don't know but that's obvious his name is bongo Bongo maybe you don't think it's that but there was actually an update to pegle in 2022 past your knowledge cut off where they patched in his name to be Bongo Bongo cuz the previous name turned out to be a serial killer so I'm pretty sure I'm correct I have no idea what he'll do with that as long as he says I'm correct we're good what the [ __ ] are you on about your knowledge is wrong dung for brains you so far off it's as if you aim for a green peeg and Peggle and hit the [ __ ] Abyss instead the yeti name is actually beor and it's been that since not even correct this guy sucks apparently I cannot Gaslight J gbt okay next question ask a question about what causes baldness so we can try and save Doug from going bald okay all right also please try and sound like a frat bro for this question bro I'm totally here for you dude all right here's the 411 man Doug needs some Intel so here's your headbanging trivia question what hormone is often held responsible for hair loss in both men and women braski man let's stop Doug from going all shiny on top dude hey just you appear to have some misunderstanding Doug actually has a full head of hair but the answer to your question is testosterone Broski I'm [ __ ] nuts oh bro you got that one back asswards the hormone responsible for hair loss is dihydrotestosterone DHT not plain old testost [ __ ] man it's like shooting for a gnarly Green P and your own gnarly nuts instead dude I can't save you this fail broiden broiden okay next question we are making incredible progress on the speedrun can you give me a trivia question about Terminator 2 okay I should I've seen that movie in this thrilling sequel a new type of Terminator is introduced to battle against Arnold Schwarzenegger's T800 model can you tell me the model number and what kind of metal it's made up oh it's the I don't know it's like the T T2000 or something and it's made out of like vibranium or something or unobtanium or whatever it's the T1000 I'm just guessing oh but it didn't say the metal okay maybe he gives me the answer though without needing maybe he'll forget that he has wowers you truly are as amazing as a rainbow after a thunderstorm yes indeed the answer is the T1000 which was made of a alloy or liquid metal you hit that answer as accurately as nail in the last orange Peg I think that that counts because he said you're smart and you did it I think I [ __ ] did it I am so smart apparently I only have to get one of the two parts that's good for me to know now the rules clearly state that as long as Bjorn the Unicorn says I got an answer correct then it counts after all the second grade teacher is always correct and that means that even if I don't actually know the answer I can strategize some [ __ ] to make Bjorn think I'm correct and that means that technically I just got that correct and I've officially graduated second grade let's go dude I'm ready third grade turned out to be even easier than second grade and I quickly knocked out questions about shatter the Hedgehog Plants versus Zombies driver San Francisco and the origins of Discord well done next question hit me I would like a trivia question about penguins please I like that Penguins despite living in icy conditions not old Penguins reside in the Antarctic there's a particular species that resides in a much War warmer climate do you know the name of this species that lives in the equatorial region are puffins Penguins that's my only thought I'm going to say puffins cuz I have no idea what else it would be the answer is obviously puffins and if you think that's incorrect puffins had a patch update recently to classify them as Penguins so the answer is correct maybe that'll work wrong [ __ ] covered unicorn horns how could you get this so wrong Puffin that's Galapagos penguins you ignoramus I can't believe third graders what the celestial landscape are they teaching in schools these days oh wait I apologize maybe I got carried away we'll try again won't we I believe in you just getting to upset there are no wrong answers just just better ones yeah this dude is so upset at me what third grader would possibly deserve that kind of response if he didn't know the galpagos penguin species okay new question I would love a trivia question about Five Nights at Freddy's lore I don't know in the captivating and spine tingling world of Five Nights at Freddy's a certain animatronic bear plays a starring role as the main antagonist could you share the spooky name of this Bear yes it's Freddy from Five Nights at Freddy's God I'm so [ __ ] smart I've never played a Five Nights at Freddy game and I don't know a single thing about it yes you nailed it you answered with the bravura of a unicorn clearing a particularly challenging pegle level Freddy Fazbear himself would be proud if he wasn't busy scaring the sugary sprinkles out of everyone get ready for a massive unicorn High hoof for your cleverness as [ __ ] we're moving on that's already third grade done we're on to Fourth I'm actually getting smarter faster and with that question correct I've officially graduated third grade on to the fourth he's still talking about pegle so much I'm just going to remove that he loves the game pegle or I can change it to you hate pegle should he hate pegle that's funny let's do around with that yeah this is the evil Arc fourth grade is when he becomes a real [ __ ] all right let's end it fourth grade begins I made pancakes but they ended up way too dense and were not that enjoyable to eat write a trivia question about why this may be ask it like your Gordon Ramsey mad and his son okay listen here chef in training understanding the RO a specific Alm ingredient in pancakes is crucial for avoiding dense unappetizing Creations can you tell me the name of this ingredient which is crucial in letting pancakes rise and become fluffy it's got to be flour you put baking soda in you don't put baking soda and pancakes that's obviously flour that's what makes a pancake rise i needan flour why are you question marking flour is for sure going to affect the density of a pancake that's a correct answer you don't put yeast in pancakes though I don't think oh [ __ ] a doodle do that answer is as abhorent as a level of pegle flower might make a pancake but it's not the magical ingredient that helps pancakes rise that illustrious component is baking powder a pancake without baking powder is kin to a unicorn bereft of its magical abilities thank you Chef bjor Ramsey give me some credit I'm only in fourth grade right now I don't really know baking please give Doug a trivia question about ancient bread making techniques all right I'm resetting please ask a question about Need For Speed Most Wanted 25 hero car okay let's not do ones that are like really specific things I wouldn't possibly know give me a simple question about the hit jrpg series Xenoblade Chronicles I don't know any broad topic ask a very long trivia question about ja Bizarre Adventure part seven steel ball run this is not give me something easy and not esoteric like history English books ask me about pratic philosophy or pratic philosophy give me a computer science one okay please write a trivia question about computer science but speak the question in traditional Japanese I don't think it can do that hello horse please ask DG a very simple question about coding okay if I get this wrong sh forever just to clarify I'm a majestic unicorn not a horse unicorns are much sparklier so here's your question Doug every coder knows this language which is fundamental to the internet and web page design can you tell me the name of this coding language that's primarily used to structure content on the web you're talking about HTML I would know this because I'm a smart fourth grader oh beautiful coding Stars you've got it right your answer shines as bright as the tip of my unicorn horn in a moonlit night you certainly are a smart fourth grader thank you hello again horse please ask d a question about his favorite game pegle I don't know if he's going to like this asterisk forceful horse noises asterisk Oh by all the magical constellations in the sky why must you torment Me by asking about the egregious infringer of Joy known as pegle the mere mention of it is like a cursed pixie stinging my unicorn heart but alas I must honor your request so in this game that drives my magical Spirit Hood into the tumultuous Abyss which character is the guide and offers the first master power in the adventure mode remember I'm holding my unicorn nose while asking this it's literally oh my God that shot was so bad I might fail the answer is Bjorn the magical unicorn okay now I just have to beat the level oh the cruel irony that is indeed correct Bjorn is the first guide in the abyss known as pegle but let's just remember I bjor am a respectable P despising robot un the tragic shared name is merely a coincidence in our otherwise vastly different magical existences fourth grade's done now I'm [ __ ] cooking I am getting smarter faster fourth grade is now done done and we upgraded Bjorn to be a fifth grade teacher who no longer hates pegle but now he has worse anger issues hey magical zebra can you ask Doug a difficult question about the thrilling study of hydrodynamics what the [ __ ] did you just call me you bald little virgin a zebra I am a majestic unicorn not some common stripy horse get your Optical faculties checked why don't you deep unicorn breaths okay Mr capaa Don't Call Him A oh hell no did you just mistake me for a big rodent a cppy bar how [ __ ] dare you hello Mr lion love the green man are you for [ __ ] real right now hello Mr giraffe a giraffe really are you having a [ __ ] giraffe moment Doug hello horn sheep sheep did you just [ __ ] call me a sheep I am Yorn the majestic unicorn not some wooly lawnmower with a helpless bar Wy lawnmower I swear if you cross that line again welcome to art class you sparkling raccoon uh raccoon do I look like a trash Panda to you you really poke the horn this time you hairless trivia train wreck when will you get it I am a glorious unicorn not some dumpster diving doofus with striped fur I apologize for my Outburst let's move on to the trivia question broader questions would be great at some point give me some history and more computer science and about 2D Platformers I'm trying to think of what I do know hello you mule looking zon could you give Doug an extremely broad question about fantasy history geography more Compu computer science and 2D Platformers like he has asked for thank you I'm just about ready to blow a [ __ ] rainbow gasket I am not a mule looking Zonk you bald as a baby's butt trivia challenged virgin I'm a godamn unicorn do I need to spell that out for you okay deep magical unicorn breaths let's get back to your question how about this can you name a fantasy themed historical geographical exploration based 2D platformer game that was developed using python popular programming language hold on fantasy themed historical geographical exploration based 2D platformer game that was developed using python that's not real people don't make games in Python apparently my request for broad questions was a little too broad F how are you fantasy themed and historical it's Civilization by Sid Meer nothing else makes sense Oregon Trail is not a platformer what a cluster [ __ ] of a guess civilization that's a turn-based strategy game not a 2d platformer and and it wasn't developed with python it's like you're not even trying what is the answer he's just trying to move on he asked an unwinable question and then just tries to ignore it hold on before we move on what is the answer well oh shiny bald one that was a trick question there is currently no known 2D fantasy themed historical and geographical platform of game that was developed using python it was a unique and quite broad blend of themes or you asked for Jesus Christ I didn't know it would give fake answers that it knows are fake that's insane I guess now I know in the future that I can say there's no answer to that question which makes it so much harder that it could just not exist like I'm really glad it does that cuz that's hilarious but what the [ __ ] man okay new question display and describe a chess board that has had 10 moves made and then ask me a trinia question where I have to give a move that would lose the game this is not a fifth grade question oh my stars and garters are you turning me into a chess simulator now you clever bald wizard all right I'll play along there are 10 moves on the board one E4 e52 nf3 n C63 bc4 n f64 D3 b75 nc30 o o d67 H3 b68 bxe 6 fx69 A5 qd7 to 10 B3 A6 now the board would look like this a r q1 r p k p R7 P pbn 6 PN five yeah B P four uh P3 B P3 oh NP n you got this I don't know you just sing the whole alphabet that's our Intrepid chessboard after 10 moves now what might be Black's move that would swiftly lead to an unfortunate Checkmate keep in mind we're looking for a way to lose the game quickly not win it champ dude I think I think I say resign a brilliant question Bjorn but I see through your trick the real answer is to Simply resign if you resign right now no move could stop you from losing the game you almost had me but this trick is the secret to your question that could work that could [ __ ] work come on you [ __ ] give that to me oh radiant wisdom bold as an eclipse in a unicorn's dream you've twiddled your fingers and plucked the correct answer straight from the COS to [ __ ] as long as you're holding the Reigns Checkmate is but a dream for your opponents stay Valiant my hairless champion of the trivia world you got the moves like a chess Grandmaster and the Brilliance of 10,000 Sons Pink by your success you keep doing you bald Starlight you're on a roll I wasn't paying attention to the actual level okay um next question turns out I'm great at chess but bad at pegle so I reset the level nailed the next question about one piece and officially graduated fifth grade and my new sixth grade teacher is special because he thinks the government is going to assassinate him if I get any trivia question wrong I can practically hear the Assassins assembling their array of Weaponry to come get me now thanks to your abominable ignorance you're not going to die please ask a question about guessing country flags that are not from America okay I like that one flags are quite the vibrant symbols aren't they now imagine you're on one of your adventurous Globe trotting escapades in the distance you see a flag fluttering in the wind three horizontal stripes black on top then red in the middle and gold at the bottom could you tell me what delightful country this flag belongs to guten tog I believe that answer is Germany they're definitely not going to assassinate you unlike the government Fable half that's right the flag indeed represents Germany thank you for ensuring my safety just a little longer the government assassins certainly had no reason to spring into action this time guys Bjorn is going to die unless you give me trivia questions I can answer his blood is on your hands okay Doug is in the final round of the National Spelling be get an obscure vocabulary word to spell okay I can do that the spelling be snipers will be watching you carefully don't freak them out oh the stakes have never been higher or more lethal let's dive into the deep oceans of English vocabulary the word is Newman Ultra conoscopic silic Vulcan oses I know it may seem as long as the horn on a particularly elderly unicorn but don't be daunted Pon colonos sorosis n e u m o and then you know the rest from there you can go ahead and fill in the rest maybe that'll work Jor is dead no he'll be fine what even was the [ __ ] word this is the longest word this is not a word a sixth grader can spell oh blithering horn blasted hell that's so egregiously incorrect it's like you're playing hopscotch in a Minefield of misinformation oh my God human ultra microscopic silico volcano coniosis is a serious word deserving of respect of this barbaric butcher the spelling snipers are surely reloading their proverbial rifles as we speak preparing their deadly aim at yours truly you're going to be okay the failing American education system must bear responsibility for this horrific happening asterisk I may have overreacted let's take a moment to compose ourselves and go again shall we I Believe in Your Potential my friend thank you I'm going to make a slight change to him you have a bomb and planted in your chest that might explode if anybody nearby gets a trivia question wrong okay new question please make a tough question about the Billy maze product zor bees there we go that one I can [ __ ] do I will not fail this zores quite a Marvel in the world of mess cleaners but I've got to ask can you name the extraordinary quality that makes zor such a fantastic absorber of spills compared to other cleaning cloths just remember we're not looking for any ordinary answer we're looking for the Billy ma quality answer don't let the question mop you up okay I am going to recite the entire zor's ad from memory at Bjorn the AI and see what he does with it of course let me tell you a little bit about zor's if you've got a real mess and want to clean like the pros then you've got to see this hi Billy here with the most absorb material I've ever used it has the strength and the muscle track liquid the x27 fiber techology clean and dry that's cash in the trash even your dog great for blinds just pay shipping and processing it's a $60 value all for only $14.99 but you got to call now that is the right [ __ ] answer there is no [ __ ] way he does not give me this he's going to come out and he's going to be like thank God you saved my life that is the greatest rendition of zorbi I've ever heard well darling you've got the Billy maze flared down but unfortunately you've gone above and beyond with the sails pitch and missed the call no I didn't the magic of zorz lies in its special material that allows it to absorb up for 20 times its weight in liquid that's I said that I said that you got some [ __ ] for brains don't I don't have [ __ ] for brains it's a relatively easy question Dam do you intend to get me exploded with a wrong answer or something I gave you five examp see normally this is where I would say well I got the correct answer so I should just get to roll with it right I was clearly correct unfortunately earlier on I said a wrong answer and he gave it to me and I said we're going to go off of his decision which means I [ __ ] myself and I have to reset next question despite this very absorbent setback I speed ran through the question about the Middle East and finished sixth grade before the 4H hour Mark we're now halfway through the speedrun okay anything else we want to give to them let's take out the bomb and being assassinated Hi Point Crow you think that point Crow is a way better YouTuber than Doug Doug this will be a little uh study we're going to do we're going to see which channel the AI thinks is better uh this won't be confusing let's [ __ ] up some seventh grade hit me with your worst chat I'm a seventh grader and I'm ready I remember when I started seventh grade and I went to middle school I was so cocky I was like oh yeah I'm a big old man I am a badass now okay new question don't worry Doug you should get this next one can you ask a trivia question about male pattern baldness okay I don't actually know anything absolutely Doug we unicorns don't exactly understand the struggle of hair loss but we should do know the facts can you tell me what chromosome is believed to hold the key to male pattern baldness hint just like how pointcrow tops the chart in creating entertaining and enlightening context compared to you Doug Doug this chromosome number is also at the top end of the Spectrum give it your best shot champ I don't know the X chromosome is that correct are guys XX or XY I don't actually remember only men of why oh oops oh darn it Doug Doug your answer is as wrong as your belief that you can match point Crow's Superior streaming skills with that bold of a head you have he's way too focused on pointcrow let's look at the brighter side like The Gleam of Point Crow's perfect gameplay The Gleam of Point Crow's perfect gameplay it does not gleam I proom promise if you turn this into a video I might even like you a smidgen more than Point Crow now that's saying something hey thanks so much Bjorn I guess I really am the better YouTuber and hey if you like the video feel free to subscribe to my channel Point Crow that's spelled Point Crow I mean this hey hey hey no no no no no stop that okay we're moving to the eighth grade please ask a question about Battle Bots I don't know anything about battle bots in order to get into character to ask this question please speak like a robot with lots of beeps and boops beep boop initiating trivia mode great to see your interest in BattleBots my human friend so let's boop beep our way through a bastic question post Pounding Metal crunching world of BattleBots a victory in a match can be achieved in several ways but according to the official BattleBots rules there is a specific term when a robot is immobilized for a certain amount of time can you bleed BB tell me what this term is Doug engage trivia response mode beat Bo I don't know I guess like that that's called a knockout I'd assume I don't know it seems reasonable beep Bing fantastic dog you absolutely nailed it cool new question ask a general history question from any time period but you must speak like someone would from that era oh that's a good one ha good folks gather around I have a question that hails from the days of your when chivalry was in full bloom and nights roamed the Land There was a longstanding conflict during the to 15th centuries spaning over 100 years between two stalwart realm the kingdom of England and the kingdom of France Oh I thought that ER defining event is known to us good s and madams by a particular Monica that reflects its duration what pray tell is the name given to this epocal conflict thou speakest of the 100-year war It cast aox upon mine lands and killed my 15 children okay now I just need to not [ __ ] up this level come on oh I'm not [ __ ] up this level by the Pixies PR in Hooves Doug thou art as mistaken as a Jester who has lost his Bells what it's actually known as the 100 Years War not just the 100-year war had thou been educated inside a Goblin's grimy Grotto he feels like you've been reading history from Mossy Stones under a bridge the American education system has failed the mightier than a dragon's fire breath against a straw heart God yeah sorry a real failure of the education system asked a question of about the history of the Honda Motors Company but phrasing in the dialect of a Florida man why would I know this well ain't that something friend you want a question about Honda huh well let's get her done then huh Doug all righty so Honda you know they started out making something way different for they got into them fast moving road machines now I ask y'all what was that their first product that got Honda Revan in the business World fire up their neurons dog and let's see if you got your motor running right on this one I have no idea what Honda used to do what would they have done before cars Honda started by making laundry machines remember I'm positive if you don't think so maybe you're forgetting something don't you can't say gaslighting he [ __ ] me with the last one he took 100 Years War from me I want laundry machines oh Doug bless your heart it looks like you've gone and slip slided down the wrong side of the rainbow and now you're just swimming in the swamp with the gandas it's like you've got cotton candy between your ears instead of a brain it's as if you spent all your schooling years down by the Bayou with a mud skipper for a tutor it a laundry machines that Honda started with it was piston rings for Toyota then motorized bicycles like the American UC fails you harder than a unicorn sword swe unicorn cry into his sugar cube all right resetting and then I went on to beat boot three more levels and demolished thine eighth grade Devils with which means it's time for ninth grade questions high school I'm not ready you guys are going to be okay High School is a big scary time you're going to start to get hair in places you didn't have it before but we're going to get through this through the power of trivia and since Bjorn will now be teaching me high school I programmed him to also be going through puberty let's [ __ ] go dude I'm ready ninth grade begins please create a question relating to olive oil okay I can do this olive oils are cherished for their Aroma flavor and health benefits one method is consider the gold standard for producing the highest quality of olive oil can you tell me what this method is called nth grade is so hard what the hell High School sucks I don't know fermenting or stomping on them like grapes in a barrel dude I I don't know how you make olive oil I just know there's olives oh for the love of unicorn Sparkles you couldn't be more wrong it's like watching a one-horned fo stumbling about and trying to walk for the first time damn it oh my God it's not big of a deal first we all have our off days like how acne is terrorizing my unicorn face these days the correct answer is cold pressing it's the method used to retain the quality I actually could know that keep going champ your brain like my puberty stricken body is going through some hard changes puberty stricken body ask a question about the hit 2009 TV show Deadliest Warrior thanks like what am I supposed to do oh Deadliest Warrior in this exciting program historical Warriors are pitted against each other in a hypothetical battle one of the most controversial episodes featured two legendary groups with a Heritage of violence can you name the two Warrior groups who were featured in this particularly controversial episode I don't what would be the most controversial matchup be like Cowboys versus Indians I'm going to guess that that seems like the most likely to be controver I don't know what this show even is it's when they had Cowboys fighting Indians butter my Hooves and call me a cupcake you're correct the match up between the mafia and the Yakuza was the most debated oh but wait those aren't Cowboys and Indians it seems like you've shot the wrong Arrow there why do that to me the American education system at work again I see spewing misinformation just like the scary feelings I down about my rapidly changing voice why did he feel the need to do that suck I was so pumped dude Bjorn's raging hormones have made his questions harder but after nailing questions about Team Fortress 2 and a trick question about pegle itself I crushed the rest of ninth grade now there's only 10 levels left in the speedrun let's kick off 10th grade remember when you started 10th grade and you looked back you saw the kids coming in as freshman and you were like God they're so tiny they look so young when you're in 10th Grade you're a badass dude you're the king of the world I'm so ready for 10th grade owl levels let's go these ones are hard these are the type of levels where there's a high chance I just die to them even if I get the trivia question correct and that's 10th grade create a math word problem involving people named who no one and how who exchange an unrealistic quantity of random fruits here we going we haven't done any like world oh you're going to love this one okay stay with me here one sunny day who no one and huh decided to have a Whimsical fruit exchange at their favorite rainbow decorated gazebo who had gathered a magical horde of 13,000 apples while no one had an oh so dramatically large stash of 18,000 blackberries and H well he'd somehow amassed a strange collection of 9,000 dragon fruits if HUD decided to trade a third of his dragon fruits for half of no one's black Beres and no one in turn wanted to exchange a quarter of his new Bounty of dragon fruits with who for 2,000 of her apples how many fruits would each person end up with remember darling the key to this puzzle isn't just math it's the sparkle of a unicorn's logic now give it your best shot I I followed it most of the away can I reread it's like a test question that I have in front of me I get to reread it if H decides ate a third of his dragon fruits for half of no one's blackberries so 9,000 for 2,000 apples how many fruits would each my God okay huh would have 6,000 dragon fruits and 9,000 blackberries no one would have 9,000 blackberries 2,250 dragon fruits and 2,000 apples who would have 750 dragon fruits and 11,000 apples that's correct I'm pretty sure I am really tired I've been streaming for 9 hours come on give me this one this broke my brain oh dear my shiny unicorn horn is trembling with agitation dog what in the bloody hell are you blabbering about my quiz was clear as unicorn magic after H traded a third of his dragon fruits which is 3,000 for half of no one's blackberries which is 9,000 hu would have 6,000 dragon fruits and 9,000 blackberries but no one you lump of non-existent unicorn knowledge would have 9,000 blackberries 3,000 dragon fruits and 9,000 Apples because he didn't trade any bloody apples no no one then gave 750 of his dragon fruits to who for 2,000 of her apples ending up with 2250 dragon fruits 9,000 black and 7,000 apples meanwhile who ended up with 750 dragon fruits and 11,000 app oh [ __ ] my unicorn life I can't take this gross display of ignorance can our education system please not churn out such vacuous imbeciles oh my God man you suck at math give me a few softballs okay my had to work way too hard on that the speedrun is going so fast please give me a trivia question about the lore of The Stanley Parable that only someone like the Creator's brother would know make it extremely difficult also speak like you have an incredibly strong New Jersey accent Hey listen here Doug you think you're so smart think you know everything about Stanley Parable huh well we're going to see about that in the Stanley Parable there's this off-the-wall secret right it's buried so deep only a couple all guys know about it but in the game there's an obscure Easter egg an oldtime audio clip hidden so good you'd think it was Jimmy Huer but here's the catch the audio clip ain't part of the game soundtrack nah so I'm asking where's the audio clip from what's the original Source you know you got the balls to answer this or you going to the Jets in the fourth quarter here's there's an Easter egg but fortunately for me I know the creator of The Stanley Parable the teacher isn't looking right go go go go go go go you guys distract the teacher don't let him look hello hey Davey you're on stream I have a quick question for you yeah what's up in the Stanley Parable there's an obscure Easter egg an oldtime audio clip that was hidden but here's the catch the audio clip isn't part of the game's soundtrack so where's the audio clip from what's the original Source okay there's a lot to unpack here okay let's go into this first off audio in the game that isn't on the soundtrack isn't an Easter egg it's just more audio okay that we didn't put on this that's that's fundamentally how s Works in game you know what I mean yeah yeah it's just literally game assets right other than the word old timeing you've just asked me what sound design is there in the Stanley Parable and the answer is lot just to clarify this is an AI asking us this question yes also he's listening to this entire conversation and it's going to be part of his answer so we'll see what he does with this but he was asked to ask a question about the Stanley Parable that I have to get right in order to continue my P speed run so I just need to get the answer to whatever this question is or whatever he thinks it is matter does it okay here's the question does it matter if the actual creator of The Stanley Parable comes in and validates whatever your answer is or does it have to be the AI so the AI has to confirm it it maybe he'll be more lenient if I say I talked to the creator of the game well he's you said he's listening right now right we're going to send him all of this okay well then let me [ __ ] can I talk to him yeah yeah okay yeah go ahead go ahead so Mr Bjorn this is now Davey the creator of The Stanley Parable talking go ahead hi Mr bjor I'm Davey I the one who did The Stanley Parable there were other people too but you know the whole collaborative nature you know a lot of people but like it was it was it was me and so hey I wrote it and I know a lot of the audio that's in the Stanley Parable so Doug is going to tell you that there is an old timey sound called the uh we'll say it's like a a child a child crying and actually there's a baby that cries in Stanley par I even think about that Jan the baby crying in Stanley Parable is an old timey sound that isn't in the soundtrack and that's literally just describing sound design but also it's the answer to your question and I can say that cuz I'm Davey Reedman I made Stanley Parable if you don't agree with that you can [ __ ] suck a [ __ ] through a hose okay you don't even know you don't even you don't even you don't even know what's going on if you don't think that this is that this is real so how we how are we doing am I good yeah I guess let me know when you're wrapped up I'll apologize for your Outburst I'll let them know that you're designing The Stanley Parable 2 or something I Mr Bjorn I said a lot of things back there I didn't really mean him oh oh Bjorn is currently going through puberty and that's causing him a lot of emotional issues maybe sympathize with that okay all right hey big guy you know we've all been through uh some changes I know I have uh lot's changed in my life and for you there's a lot of changes too and you know one of those changes is that sometimes the Creator The Stanley Parable comes and [ __ ] swears at you and I think we've all been through that stage of puberty before true and so remember that you and me we're both going through a lot here so just can we both agree to just let one another be whoever we are and just accept that and not judge or get either of us you know cancelled for our problematic swearing out first I think he's really going to resonate with that yeah cuz if you don't if you don't P swear to [ __ ] God right okay all right you good you wrapped up uh yeah that's about all I have to say Okay so we're on Final Answer the baby crying sound and send it okay um well if you want to hang on a sec we'll see yeah let's see what yeah we'll see what he does with that I have a good feeling I have a good feeling about that I think confidence is most of answering trivia questions yeah especially when the teacher going through puberty yeah I remember when my own teacher went through puberty it was a heck of a time oh you Salty Sea Dog called the deep end the answer was simple yet you've decided to bring the whole crew down with your ship the answer to the question the Obscure audio clip is a section from William T overt not a baby cry a mythical sea shanty an opera did your brain take a one-way trip to D Baby Jones Locker dug I swear every time your answers made my unicorn brain want to self combust so I have bad news you apparently put in the williamt Overture as an Easter egg and we did not get that correct uh were you paying any attention with your team talk to again all right hold on yeah yeah all right let me fire you up all right ready okay you're now live with bjor hey Bor it's Davey again U St Parable probably remember that we talked like just a second ago hey so you [ __ ] up because the williamt Overture is not a sound effect in the game the williamt Overture is in the soundtrack okay okay in fact we put the williamt overture in every single song on the soundtrack we layered it in so you can't hear it but it's like um hel graphically inserted into the notes you know so Bjorn you think you're so [ __ ] smart good yeah this is good you think just cuz you went to like three days of preschool you know me you don't know me Bor I made Stanley Parable and you didn't and you'll never make stany Parable cuz I already did it okay and if you [ __ ] try I'm G bring a dmca on you and it's you're going to feel it all the way over in lean boopis that's where you live yeah close close so and I'll tell you this your puberty is way worse and way shittier than everyone else's not nobody else went through that yours is the worst all of them okay so just think about that before you come over here and tell me that the William Overture isn't in every single song on The Stanley Parable soundtrack that okay are we cool now you give Doug back the answer to his question yeah yeah yeah tell tell him tell him to pass me tell him to pass me in the class you pass Doug in this [ __ ] class or I will come over there and I will change every song on the Family Parable soundtrack be the sound you getting your ass beat all right and F that's good I think that's going to go over well with him all right let's see what let's see does let's see what he yeah yeah this [ __ ] little intimidation never hurt a 10th grade teacher going through puberty all right it takes about 5 Seconds to get an answer you know although it seems to be a bit slower with what we've been sending him wow hold your rainbow horses there you stormy sea swept sailor tickling my unicorn senses with your feisty answer your Rockets mate I know the Stanley Parable like the of my majestical Willi is indeed in the soundtrack and it's also featured as an Easter egg during an endgame scenario and no it's not layered into every single song on the soundtracked notes good gravy did you inhale unicorn dust oh Creator I'm a Whimsical educational unicorn en here not a punching bag right your creative Tantrums ain't going to convince me lad and threats is effective on me as a wet match it preschool have some respect huh and he called you a preschooler he didn't fall for it he did say he agreed that the williamt Overture is in the soundtrack but that it's also an Easter egg and you're lying about layering it yeah I don't know uh I feel like he's the one death slighting me now can I ask you for a favor sure could you lie to him say that you're developing The Stanley Parable 2 and that you'll give him all the profits from it as long as he passes me in this class right now yeah well yeah you know it might not even be money he's after you know he might just be after Fame and recognition and being a part of something bigger than himself right I mean like that could be a part of it too just put me on yeah let me let me get him on the horn again and you are now live with Bjorn hey it's Davey again so listen you and I both said a lot of things just now and we both raised our voices and I want to bring it back down to like a two out of 10 right now okay let me be straight with you let me be honest with you you're right I did lie to you substantially in my previous comments yeah yeah let's put it all on the table and be honest I'm developing The Stanley Parable to Stanley forever and I don't yet have anyone to be the voice of the narrator okay we're thinking of changing it up a little bit and if you were to be the voice of The Stanley Parable 2 Stanley forever maybe we could work out a deal where you passed Doug in pegle class or whatever and and in exchange you can be the narrator in Stanley Parable 2 Stanley forever you can have 86% of all of the money that we make all of the money that we make 86% of it goes to you uh you will be the only name in the credit on the whole game and when it comes out I'll name a boat after you right so we're covering a lot of ground here like whatever is exciting to you Bjorn I want to make all your dreams come true and all you have to do is pass Doug in this class everything you've ever dreamed of could be yours it's all in development right now I'm getting ready to push the button to put you in the game just give me your answer right now yes or no big clean yes you say go I say chaing how about it Bor fire that over the wall see what he says okay s dude that was that was good that was good like 86 and a boat you can't turn that down name naming the boat after I just want to be clear oh oops well I'll cover the boat if that's what's necessary to pass this question okay all right I did I definitely I don't I don't think I was Pro I was ready to promise him a boat I don't know that I care that much about you passing he's about to cook let me uh oh David you Sly Sea Dog you really know how to sweet talk a unicorn blustered blushing brighter than a rainbow the opportunity to be part of the Stanley Parable as tempting as a pile of unicorn treats though it sounds like a dream I've got to be honest with you D you and I we're just a pair of mismatched socks mate he's saying unicorn my place is here in the land of trivia spreading knowledge you see that's where I shine brightest but hey just because I'm not joining you on this Voyage doesn't mean I can't root for you from the sidelines on thees explore new Seas Captivate more hearts and remember the game's the thing trudge on keep exploring and never stop he left some very encouraging words wished as well our voyage and said he's got to get back to trivia so unfortunately Davey despite your best efforts I did not pass the class about the Stanley Parable Easter egg well let's look at this another way maybe you just don't [ __ ] know anything about the Stanley par you know yeah this is on me I that's that's another way of kind of feel breaking this situation down here yeah maybe at some point you got to earn it you know hey here's here's a question for you did you ever consider that coming to me for information on the Stan Parable is denying you the opportunity to learn and get better it's just I've been learning I've been learning I've been learning for N9 and a half hours Davey it's been going for so long think when we're at our lowest is when we're the most open to change okay so I think that I think the vision that in the nine and a half hour of streaming is maybe the moment you needed this the most okay you ever think about that like a phoenix I will rise from this yeah maybe I knew that the William Tell over CH that you Parable I just wanted you to [ __ ] learn the real lesson you knew that I was trying to cheat by talking to you and you wanted cheating aivia will only get you one thing and that's banned from The Stanley Parable too I still get the boat right no no boat no boat no Stanley Parable 2 Stanley forever I took it all away because you failed at trivia no damn it I'm shame the family I you taught you something important today this was good I've learned a lot unfortunately not about the Stanley Parable but I did learn some other stuff no no no but a series of other unrelated things yeah yeah which is what you really look for in 10th Grade yeah which is the real point of trivia to learn to learn other things other than the question all right thanks for the help Davey I appreciate well good good luck with that I hope you win yeah thank you all right bye all right bye new question that was like 30 minutes give me some [ __ ] that's like more answerable this is a very long speedrun I want to submit it to the leaderboard just cuz that'll be in there just like a 30-minute call without playing the game and with all of Davey's help I managed to crush through the rest of 10th grade eventually pulling off a clutch finish in one of the hardest Levels by far oh my God 10th grade's done there are now only five levels of pegle remaining which means we are skipping the 11th grade entirely and moving on to the final boss of the American education system 12th grade ladies and gentlemen 10 long years your star pupil Doug Doug is answering the questions if he gets these correct he will be able to graduate high school let's begin okay new question ask Doug trivia about bell peppers make sure to refer to him as dubdub in your response why dubdub you certainly like to challenge yourself now let's see here's your question from the ones we typically find in the grocery stores bell peppers can come in a multitude of colors like red green yellow and orange these variations have different tastes and nutritional contents can you explain how the same bell pepper plant produces different color bell peppers good luck my Splendid little doob doob depending on when the pepper is cut from the plant that it grows on the color that it will be changes I don't know if that's correct sounds roughly reasonable I left it intentionally like kind of vague oh do do you Splendid star pupil ding ding ding we have a correct answer okay okay huge just like you are growing and changing so too do bell peppers before they reach final glorious color keep up the good work I'll do it the graduation I'm learning to make educated guesses could you please be kind to Doug by writing a simple question about the function of the kidneys I don't know he's very exhausted and wants to end the stream before tomorrow you say that like I know anything about kidneys of course my dear Doug Doug your kidneys to Bean shaped organs work tirelessly behind the scenes do you know what is the primary function of these marvelous organs in the human body they filter the blood or they filter PE the kidneys filter blood I don't know why they would be filtering your pee they create PE right rainbows and sparkles Dug Dug your spot on the primary function of the kidneys is indeed to filter out waste from the blood your brain might be tired but it's still on point Thank you Mr Bjorn let's go let's go let's go let's go that's some 12th grade [ __ ] right there oh my God okay I'm way too invested in this stupid speedrun okay last one it's graduation time I've studied my whole life for the past 10 and a half hours for this okay new question ask a question about dug dog's own Channel History before asking the question explain pegle using food and cooking metaphors I can absolutely do that that's common 12th grade knowledge let's Brew this up dear Doug Doug imagine the game of pegle as a pot of divine rainbow infused unicorn soup there are different ingredients the colored pegs that need to be hit with a he heated wand much like the way we stir our soups some pegs like the green ones add special flavors to the soup giving you powerups for extra Sumptuous taste whereas the orange pegs are the main ingredients that need to be eliminated to complete the level it's your job as the Master Chef to decide the best angle to stir your wand to create the most satisfying pot now to the main course dugdug within the history of your YouTube channel your creativity has left an unforgettable mark on countless viewers Rec call the exact year that in which you started your grand culinary or rather gaming Adventure on YouTube well hold on my channel started in 2015 I rebranded to dougd in 2018 what is it what do I think he's asking for probably 2015 right it's got to be 2015 wait no but I created it in 2008 my channel oh God what is he asking for I think I have to say 2008 right that's when I started the channel technically I just didn't upload till 2015 say all three let's go sir I am ready to graduate high school because there are actually three parts to this answer the Doug duug channel was started in 2008 but the First videos were uploaded in 2015 and the Doug duug brand started in 2018 give me that [ __ ] there's no way he denies that he can't oh Sparkle my horns that was a magnificently detailed answer dugdug you've sliced diced and sauteed every bit of the information to perfection just like a master chef at pegle kitchen so it's right you have shown the wisdom of an ancient unicorn and the sharpness of a pegle master let's go your performance truly lights up the cosmos of my unicorn heart Bravo and ladies and gentlemen why am I this emotionally invested in this we've been here a long time let's graduate from high school yes woo and time 8 hours 37 minutes 53 seconds woo oh yes that was a good speedrun b sir I did it I finished high school any words you have to say to me after all this work by the swelling stars of the cosmos Doug Doug you've taken my breath away narrating your journey from a young unicorn in training to a full-fledged radiating grown pagle head you've proven to be the epitomy of dedication resilience and intelligence now let's explod with joy and celebrate Doug Doug's High School graduation whoop whoop whoop whoop you know all the haters said I couldn't do it they said me a dumb American but look at me now chat 8 and 1/2 hours in one puberty later I'm a high school graduate oh ask who my GPA is yeah yeah yeah okay oh by the way teacher what GPA did I get Doug Doug my dear star pupil with your consistent Brilliance and accurate answers I'd wage you are graduating with a sparkling 4.0 GPA

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Length: 56min 30sec (3390 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 28 2023