Should Alan Bang Jake's Teacher? | Two and a Half Men

hey where have you been candy called looking for you oh I had to work late oh yeah one of my uh regular patients had a a crisis his name is Roger uh he had a a couple of vertebrae pinching a nerve too manad yeah nice guy you'd like him uh he restores old cars well it's actually more of a a hobby than a job he he works at Staples his name is Roger Alan yeah why are you lying to me I don't know I really suck at it you do indeed well don't you care where I was why would I start now oh come on I I really need to get this off my chest all right go ahead I was with another woman okay okay see that's a good lie no no I I I really was with another woman seriously you're already doing a hot 22-year-old and you're cheating on her yes I am so proud of you what who's the dog my brother's the dog come on dog come on dog how with [Music] me no stop howling and let me explain there's nothing to explain you're sleeping with two women at the same time you're a big old dog I haven't been sleeping with the other woman I've been seeing Jake's teacher oh all we do is talk oh I I don't know how to explain it we we just we have so much in common I mean she's divorced she has a kid Jake's age she she reads she likes the theater yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but but you're not sleeping with her why would I sleep with her when I've got C C I don't know cuz you can it's not that kind of a relationship it's it's it's intellectual so take her to a museum enjoy the exhibits and do her in the restroom you're missing the point no no no no you're missing the point if you're not getting laid it's not cheating then why do I feel so guilty well that's easy cuz you're an idiot I guess I guess I just always thought that that one woman was supposed to fulfill all my needs oh that's an old wives tale started to protect the interest of you gu it old wives so you're saying the whole concept of monogamy is a fraud the the institution of marriage is a sham no no no I'm just saying bang the [Music] teacher

Channel: Two and a Half Men

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Length: 2min 53sec (173 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 14 2024