Jake Got Dumped | Two and a Half Men

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so uh how was school this week anything noteworthy happened no I thought you said he got dumped I was easing into it oh good idea go ahead Jake sooner or later every guy gets dumped some guys get dumped sooner and later right Alan I'm sorry I should have eased it my point is you've got nothing to be embarrassed about embarrassed I'm angry she found somebody better who's better than Jake why no one Helen he's the Pinnacle of male evolution look buddy I know exactly how you feel when I was your age I was dating a beautiful girl charity kirschenbaum I was crazy about her but then the night before Junior Prom she called and dumped me wouldn't even give me a reason I I was devastated so what'd you do what could I do How Can You Mend a Broken Heart how can you stop the rain from falling down you're done unless you want to hear Jive talking [Laughter] thing is you feel now eventually it'll pass you just have to be willing to live with the pain no he doesn't yes he does what do you mean no idea when you get dumped you don't sit around feeling sorry for yourself you help the other girl a better girl okay but how am I gonna get another girl I don't know how I got this one you don't know how you got a girlfriend no it just kind of happened yeah I know how that goes wake up in the morning and there she is shut up I know that was wrong Jake this girl in your class yelling and ask her out are you drunk a little but this is a secret that will serve you for the rest of your life the hotter the girl the lonelier she is because most guys are too scared to talk to her really why couldn't you have said this 20 years ago come on dad I wasn't even born 20 years ago I really shouldn't be giving him advice that could help him reproduce should um [Music]
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Channel: Two and a Half Men
Views: 272,591
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Keywords: twoandahalfmen, tv, funny
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Length: 3min 3sec (183 seconds)
Published: Fri Sep 08 2023
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