male narrator: THERE'S
A WHOLE NEW BREED OF GAMBLER... - STARTING TO PISS ME OFF.
- YEE-HA! narrator:
WHO RISK EVERYTHING TO HAUL THE MOST UNUSUAL ITEMS. - FIRE IN THE HOLE. - THIS THING
IS JUST AN ABSOLUTE BEAST. narrator: ONE WRONG MOVE,
AND THEY COULD LOSE IT ALL. BUT IF THE BID IS RIGHT... - WHOO!
- [groans] - BOO-YAH! narrator:
THE REWARDS CAN BE HUGE. - MORE MONEY, MORE MONEY,
MORE MONEY. - [laughs] narrator: ON THIS EPISODE
OF<i> SHIPPING WARS...</i> - I NEED TO GET
THIS EQUIPMENT TODAY. - IT'S TIME TO STRIKE IT RICH. - STOP MESSING
WITH MY MONEY. - IF IT'S NOT THERE,
500 BUCKS AN HOUR. - NO FREAKING WAY
AM I GOING TO BUDGE AN INCH. END OF CONVERSATION. - BIG HUEVOS
DOESN'T MEAN BIG BRAINS. - THIS ITEM ISN'T SAFE
IN THIS HOUSE ANYMORE. - WHAT IS IT?
- AN ALIEN IMPLANT. - RUN. - NO MATTER WHAT, AT ALL COSTS,
I WILL GET THESE LOADS. NICKELS HOLDING UP A DOLLAR.
LET'S GO. - I DON'T GET INTIMIDATED, BECAUSE I WAS RAISED
TO BE TOUGH. [camel grunts]
AH! - I'M VERY MUCH
AN AMATEUR AT THIS. I'M DEFINITELY HAVING
AN "OH, [bleep]" MOMENT HERE. - YEE-HA! EVERY TIME
I WIN A BID, MAN, IT'S JUST LIKE
I JUST HIT THE JACKPOT. - IT'S ABOUT MAKING MONEY. WE'RE LOGISTICS SPECIALISTS. JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE. OH, YEAH. - IF I CAN MAKE
A FEW BIG PROFIT RUNS, I CAN SELL MY BUS... [horn honks] AND I CAN BUY A REAL RIG. SO TODAY I'M GONNA
SET PRICES HIGH AND MAXIMIZE MY PROFIT. - THIS RIG KEEPS ME AT THE TOP
OF MY GAME WITH LOADS THAT ARE
REAL MONEYMAKERS, BUT SOMETIMES,
THE SMALL LOADS ARE BETTER THAN AN EMPTY TRAILER. - WITH THE BABY GETTING CLOSER
AND CLOSER, I CAN'T WANDER TOO FAR
FROM HOME. I WANT TO MAKE SOME MONEY,
BUT I'LL DROP MY BID IF I FIND A LOAD
THAT DOESN'T KEEP ME AWAY FROM HOME TOO LONG. - WE HAVE MORE TRUCKS
AND TRAILERS THAN ANYONE ELSE. - WE CAN BID ON BIG, SMALL,
AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN. - ANYTHING'S FAIR GAME TODAY. - MY EXPERIENCE SPEAKS
FOR ITSELF. I'VE BEEN DOING THIS AWHILE. NONE OF THESE OTHER IDIOTS
CAN EVEN BEGIN TO HOLD A CANDLE
TO WHAT I DO. I'M NOT UNDERBIDDING TODAY. I'M WORTH EVERY PENNY. narrator: EVERY DAY,
USHIP.COM POSTS SPECIAL TIMED AUCTIONS FOR
SELECT TOP LEVEL TRANSPORTERS. - YEAH, LOOK AT THAT BABY. narrator: FIRST ITEM UP FOR BID, AN OIL PUMPING UNIT
AND SEPARATOR. - THAT'D BE KIND OF COOL
TO SHIP. - TODAY WE'RE SHIPPING
A PUMPING UNIT THAT PULLS OIL
AND GAS UP OUT OF THE GROUND AND THE SEPARATOR,
WHICH PROCESSES THAT GAS ONCE IT'S OUT OF THE GROUND. I'VE GOT A BRAND-NEW WELL THAT'S PERFECT
FOR THIS EQUIPMENT. I NEED TO GET THIS EQUIPMENT
UP THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THE SECOND THAT THIS IS UP
AND RUNNING, IT'LL START MAKING $500 AN HOUR. - I JUST WANT TO LEARN
HOW TO FIND OIL IN THE GROUND. THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. - THIS EQUIPMENT IS
WAY TOO LARGE FOR US TO HANDLE OURSELVES. SO MANY THINGS COULD GO WRONG. SO I'VE GOT TO HAVE SOMEBODY
IN HERE TO HAUL IT FOR ME. narrator: THESE MONEYMAKING
MACHINES MUST TRAVEL 269 MILES
FROM NOVICE, TEXAS, TO DENISON, TEXAS, IN ONLY ONE DAY. - IT'S TIME TO STRIKE IT RICH
RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE. 6,000. - [chuckles]
JARRETT. I THINK HE GREW A SET OVERNIGHT. BUT BIG HUEVOS
DOESN'T MEAN BIG BRAINS. - THIS IS IN TEXAS,
AND IT SHOULD PAY PRETTY WELL. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I DON'T KNOW
WHAT JEN'S THINKING. - FIRST MISTAKE IS ASSUMING
SHE'S THINKING AT ALL. 4,450. - I CAN DO 300 MILES
WITH MY [bleep] EYES CLOSED. 4,400. - THIS IS IDEAL. WELL, BABY BLANKETS
WOULD BE IDEAL, BUT THIS IS PRETTY CLOSE. - STOP MESSING WITH MY MONEY. - PRICELESS. - 2,975. - 2,950. - NOW I KNOW HOW
EVERYBODY ELSE FEELS WHEN I DO THE BIG BID DROP. 2,900. - THIS IS GONNA BE A LOT WORK,
BUT IT'S ONLY ONE DAY. I'M GONNA STAY IN
A LITTLE LONGER. - I CAN KEEP DRILLING DOWN. - 15,000 POUNDS.
WE GOT A TRAILER FOR THAT. - THIS FEELS
LIKE A GOOD BASELINE. RIGHT HERE. - [bleep]. REALITY IS, THIS IS A LOAD I'D TAKE
AFTER I GET MY DREAM RIG. I'M OUT. - ROY'S STILL IN. JUST TO PISS HIM OFF. - WITH THE EXPERIENCE I HAVE, I'M NOT GONNA DROP
MY BIDS TODAY. - THAT'S HIS SAME BID. - I NEED THIS. - THE PROFIT IS GONE FOR THIS. - AND SOON FOR JEN TOO. BID, BABY. - [groans]
I'M GIVING THIS AWAY. - WE GOT TO GET THIS. - JUST BECAUSE WE CAN SHIP
ANYTHING DOES NOT MEAN
THAT WE SHOULD. - I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY. NO FREAKING WAY
AM I GONNA BUDGE AN INCH. - WHATEVER, ROY.
KEEP DREAMING. - YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE
ON EXPERIENCE. - WHAT THE [bleep], ROY? - ALL RIGHT.
TIME TO GET TO WORK. I'M HEADED TO NOVICE, TEXAS,
TO PICK UP THIS OIL RIG. IT'S VERY VAGUE ON THE LISTING,
SO I BROUGHT LOGAN IN TO SEE IF HE CAN HELP ME OUT
A LITTLE BIT. LOGAN'S MY GO-TO
WHENEVER I NEED A HAND. HE'S LIKE A BROTHER
TO ME. - THAT LOOKS
LIKE THE ROY NIGHTMARE IN STEREO. - [belches] - GOOD ONE. - [chuckles] - HOW'S IT GOING?
- HOW YOU DOING? - BRIAN.
- BRIAN. ALL RIGHT,
WHAT ALL ARE WE HAULING? - PUMPING UNIT,
SEPARATOR. - IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS LOOKING
AT THIS THING THAT IT'S WAY TOO TALL. WE GOT TO TEAR
THE [bleep] THING DOWN. - YOU CAN'T TAKE IT LIKE THAT? - NOT UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO PAY EVERY FINE I GET,
SMART [bleep]. - HEY, MITCH.
- WE GOT TO TEAR IT IN HALF. IT'S TOO HIGH. - ALL RIGHT. I DON'T KNOW HOW
I'M GONNA LOAD MY TRUCK. - ONE, TWO, THREE. - YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THREE
PIECES? - YEAH. - IF THIS KID WANTS
HIS LOAD TODAY, THEY'VE GOT TO START MOVING
THEIR [bleep]. AS CLOSE TO THIS
AS WE CAN GET IT. JUST LAY IT RIGHT HERE. PUSH IT.
SET IT DOWN. START GRABBING ALL CHAINS
AND BINDERS. - IT'S A PERFECT FIT. - EVEN THOUGH IT TOOK
ALL AFTERNOON, WE GOT IT DONE. - YOU ALL ABOUT LOADED UP?
- OH, YEAH. - I'LL SEE YOU LATER
THIS EVENING. - I'M SORRY.
WHAT? - THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN
DELIVERED TONIGHT. - THERE'S NO [bleep] WAY
YOU'RE GONNA SEE ME TONIGHT. MY LOG BOOK SAYS I STOP DOWN
IN TWO HOURS. THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT. DUE TO THIS [bleep]'S SLOW
CREW... - UNBELIEVABLE. - THE HOURS THAT I'M LEGALLY
ALLOWED TO WORK TODAY ARE JUST ABOUT UP. IT'S WHAT?
ALMOST 8:00? - YEAH.
- WE'RE DONE. - NO, I GOT A CREW WAITING
IN DALLAS. - END OF CONVERSATION.
WE'RE DONE. I'M NOT RISKING MY LICENSE
OR MY BUSINESS BECAUSE HIS CREW TOOK ALL DAY. IT'LL BE THERE BY NOON TOMORROW.
- IT BETTER. IF IT'S NOT THERE
AT NOON TOMORROW, 500 BUCKS AN HOUR. - GIVE ME THE ADDRESS WHERE THIS
THING NEEDS TO BE DROPPED OFF. - I WILL GIVE YOU
THE EXACT COORDINATES. TOMORROW AT NOON.
OTHERWISE, 500 BUCKS. - BYE.
[bleep] KID. - [bleep]. - HEY, YOU SEE THAT? narrator: SECOND USHIP.COM ITEM
UP FOR BID: A PERSONAL SAFE
AND ITS OWNER. - THAT CANNOT BE ACCURATE. - I'M TRANSPORTING A SAFE
TO FREDERICKSBURG, VIRGINIA, AND I WANT TO GO ALONG
WITH IT. THIS ITEM IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
THING TO ME AT THIS MOMENT. IT'S VERY VALUABLE. IN FACT, YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T
PUT A PRICE ON IT. - I MEAN, WHY WOULDN'T
YOU ADVERTISE WHAT WAS IN THE SAFE? - I WANT TO KEEP
WHAT'S IN THE SAFE A SECRET. I DON'T EVEN WANT
THE TRANSPORTER TO KNOW. I JUST DON'T THINK HE COULD
HANDLE THE INFORMATION. I JUST NEED TO GET IT
OUT OF THIS HOUSE FOR MY SAFETY
AND ITS SAFETY. THIS ITEM ISN'T SAFE
IN THIS HOUSE ANYMORE. narrator: THIS SAFE
AND ITS CONTENTS MUST TRAVEL 431 MILES, ALONG WITH ITS OWNER,
FROM KNOXVILLE, TENNESSEE, TO FREDERICKSBURG, VIRGINIA. - LET'S BE THE FIRST ONE
OUT OF THE GATE AGAIN. 3,000. - WHY WOULD SOMEBODY WANT
TO TRAVEL WITH THEIR SAFE? THAT MEANS WHATEVER'S IN IT
IS VALUABLE. 2,750. - I'M UP FOR THIS. 2,650. THEY BETTER TELL ME
WHAT'S IN IT. - WHAT DO YOU THINK COULD BE
IN THAT SAFE? - JIMMY HOFFA. - THIS IS PRETTY CLOSE
TO ME. I COULD JUST THROW THIS
IN THE BACK OF MY BUS AND GO. - THE MYSTERY CONTINUES. - I AM ALWAYS UP
FOR A GOOD MYSTERY, ESPECIALLY IF IT PAYS ME
GOOD MONEY TO SOLVE IT. 2,450. - THIS IS EASY MONEY,
AS LONG AS THE SELLER ISN'T A [bleep]. - WE CAN HANDLE HIM. - MAN, THIS WHOLE THING SOUNDS
WEIRD AND COOL. 2,250. - YOU KNOW, BEING PREGNANT,
THE LESS I WANT SOME WEIRDO RIDING WITH ME. I'M OUT. - IT'S ALL FAIR GAME TODAY. FOR THE RIGHT PRICE. - THIS LOAD IS MINE. - I KNOW MY TRUCK'S OVERKILL, BUT I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT'S IN THIS THING. 2,050. - MARC AND THAT LITTLE SAFE? - HE'S BORED
AND JUST WANTS EXCITEMENT. - I'M THE BEST
FOR THIS. 1,950. - GIVE IT UP. - BID FIRST,
ASK QUESTIONS LATER. - [bleep].
1,650. - WHAT IF I GET PULLED OVER
AND THEY CRACK IT OPEN AND IT'S FULL OF HUMAN HEADS
OR SOMETHING? IT'S NOT WORTH IT. - 1,400. [chuckles] - [bleep] HOW DOES ROY
GET OUT OF THAT SAFE? - I BET IT'S SOME HOT,
GRIEVING WIDOW AND THE SAFE IS FULL
OF CASH. ALL I REALLY KNOW IS
THAT I'M PICKING UP A SAFE AND I'VE GOT A LITTLE BIT
OF ANXIETY ABOUT WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE
IN IT. I MEAN, THIS IS KIND OF ONE
OF THOSE THAT I'M FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE DARK. - JARRETT, YOU SPEND EVERY RUN
IN THE DARK. - I'M GONNA HAVE TO INSIST
THAT I SEE WHAT'S IN THE SAFE
BEFORE I SHIP IT. I'VE GOT TO KNOW
WHAT I'M SHIPPING. LET'S SEE WHAT
THIS IS ALL ABOUT. - HELLO.
- HEY, I'M JARRETT. - HI, JARRETT, I'M JESS.
- NICE TO MEET YOU. I'M HERE TO PICK UP THE SAFE. - COME ON IN.
- ALL RIGHT. - THIS IS MY FRIEND, YVONNE. - YVONNE, THIS IS...
- I'M JARRETT. - NICE TO MEET YOU, JARRETT.
- NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. - IN HERE.
- ALL RIGHT. I HATE TO ASK,
BUT IF I'M GONNA SHIP SOMETHING, I KIND OF NEED TO KNOW
WHAT'S INSIDE. - AW, LOOK AT JARRETT BEING KIND
OF, MAYBE, SORT OF ASSERTIVE. - UM, I'D RATHER NOT SAY. - UH... - CAN YOU TRUST ME ON THAT? - JARRETT, LISTEN CLOSELY. DON'T TRUST HIM. - I--I REALLY CAN'T. I MEAN, I NEED TO KNOW
WHAT'S IN THE SAFE BEFORE I ACTUALLY... TAKE IT DOWN THE ROAD. - I DON'T KNOW
THAT YOU'LL BELIEVE ME, BUT I'LL BE HAPPY TO SHOW YOU. - BELIEVE YOU?
- UM... CAN YOU TURN AROUND
WHILE I UNLOCK IT? - SURE. WHY IS HE BEING SO SECRETIVE? WHAT THE [bleep] IS HE HIDING
ANYWAY? CAN YOU GIVE ME ANY KIND
OF HINT OR ANYTHING ABOUT
WHAT'S IN THERE? - I GOT A HINT FOR YOU, JARRETT. GET THE [bleep] OUT OF THERE. - UM... [door unlocks] [door creaking] - WHAT THE [bleep]? OH, MY GOODNESS. - THIS GUY IS STARTING
TO CREEP ME OUT A BIT. - IT'S IN HERE. - NOW I'M NOT SURE I WANT
TO SEE WHAT'S INSIDE OF IT. - AND IT'S IN THERE. - WELL...
WHAT... WHAT IS IT?
- IT'S AN ALIEN IMPLANT. - IT'S AN ALIEN IMPLANT. - IT WAS IN MY LEG
FOR 34 YEARS. - SERIOUSLY?
- SERIOUSLY. IT WAS SORT OF A TRACKING DEVICE
SO THEY COULD FIND ME. - WHY IS THAT? - THEY'RE USING ME FOR CREATING
HYBRID CHILDREN. I'VE BEEN SHOWN CHILDREN
THEY SAY ARE MINE. - EARTH TO JARRETT. WHEN A CUSTOMER TELLS YOU
THEY HAVE ALIEN CHILDREN... - AND THERE ARE A COUPLE
DOZEN OF THEM. - RUN. - THIS IS THE PAINTING OF
SOME OF MY CHILDREN. - HOW DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE? - I'VE SEEN THEM ALL. - HM. I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PINK FLOYD
POSTER WHEN I CAME IN, BUT IT WASN'T. - I REALLY NEED THIS GONE
AND OUT OF HERE. ARE YOU WILLING
TO TAKE THIS? - WHAT ARE WE TAKING IT TO? - A LAB TO HAVE IT ANALYZED. ARE YOU WILLING TO TAKE THIS
BECAUSE I CAN'T GUARANTEE YOU THAT WE WON'T BE TAKEN WHILE WE'RE IN THE VAN. - WELL, I-I-I FEEL LIKE
I'M WILLING TO TAKE IT. - OKAY.
- GREAT, GREAT. - AS LONG AS I GET PAID
AND NOT PROBED. I GUESS WE HAVE A LONG ROAD TRIP
TO TALK ABOUT THIS STORY. - YEP.
- ABSOLUTELY. - ARE YOU RIDING
WITH ME AS WELL? - I AM.
- SHE'S MY HYPNOTHERAPIST. - OH, OKAY. - WE'RE A TEAM. - WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT KID DOESN'T UNDERSTAND I'VE GOT LOG BOOKS
I GOT TO GO BY. I'VE GOT EVERYTHING
I HAVE TO GO BY. - YEAH, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? STARTED BEATING UP HIS HARD HAT.
IT WAS BRAND-NEW. - HE CAN GET AS UPSET
AS HE WANTS, BUT I'M NOT GONNA GET IN TROUBLE
FOR HIS SHIPMENT. - RIGHT. [groans] - THIS TRUCK
AIN'T LIKING THESE BUMPS. I GOT TO STOP RIGHT UP HERE
AND CHECK THAT. UH.
SHUT THAT DOOR. - [groans] - YOU LET MY CAT OUT, YOU AND I
ARE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM. - I KNOW.
[cat meows] - THAT ONE'S REALLY LOOSE. - WONDER WHY THAT ONE
CAME SO LOOSE. - THESE ARE BENDING IN.
- OH. GOT BOOGIES ON ME. - QUIT PICKING YOUR NOSE. I STILL DON'T HAVE THAT EMAIL
FROM HIM GIVING ME
THE COORDINATES. [bleep] IDIOT. - I REALLY NEED THIS GONE
AND OUT OF HERE. I HAVE A SPECIFIC APPOINTMENT
WITH THE LAB. - IF WE'RE GONNA GO,
I NEED TO GO AHEAD AND FIGURE OUT
HOW I'M GONNA LOAD THIS UP. DOES IT NEED TO BE
IN ALL THE SAFES? WE CAN'T JUST TAKE THAT? - NO. IT'S NOT SAFE AS IT IS. - MOVING A TINY ALIEN IMPLANT
IN A 1,500-POUND SAFE-- THIS GUY IS NUTS. I'M NOT SURE IF THIS HAND TRUCK
WILL WORK. - BE REAL CAREFUL. - [groans] - OOH. - [groaning and gasping] - BE CAREFUL.
CAREFUL. - THERE'S LOTS OF ANTIQUES
IN HERE. - WATCH THE TABLE.
- WHOA--OH--OH--OH. - OOH!
- OOH. - YOU REALIZE YOU'RE GOING OUT
THE WIDE WAY INSTEAD OF THE NARROW WAY? - [laughs]
NO. - THIS GUY BELIEVES
HE'S FATHERED ALIEN CHILDREN AND HE'S BETTER AT YOUR JOB
THAN YOU ARE? - CAREFUL OF THAT BUMP. I MEAN, IT'S SO HEAVY. I DON'T KNOW
THAT YOU CAN DO IT YOURSELF. - SAFES CAN BE HEAVY,
SO I HAD A FORKLIFT DROPPED OFF. I GOT THIS. [safe slamming] - I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU DO THIS FOR A LIVING. - WELCOME TO THE CLUB. - UP A LITTLE MORE. ALL RIGHT. - THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU. - WELL, I GUESS THIS IS NOW
THE JOYCE EXPRESS. SIT BACK
AND ENJOY THE RIDE. [cell phone pings] - WE GOT THE COORDINATES. ABOUT [bleep] TIME THIS KID SENDS ME THE [bleep]
COORDINATES. A FINE OF $500 AN HOUR,
THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA BE LATE. 26 MILES OUT. THIS LOOKS LIKE IT, BUT I DON'T SEE
ANYBODY ELSE HERE. ON TIME TOO. - THIS WHERE I'M SUPPOSED
TO BE. HE'S A DUMB [bleep]... - HELLO? - BRIAN,
WHERE THE [bleep] ARE YOU AT? - I'M SITTING AT THE COORDINATES
YOUR OFFICE SENT ME. - YOU GUYS SENT ME THE WRONG
COORDINATES OR SOMETHING. - I AM HERE.
EXACTLY WHERE YOU TOLD ME TO GO. - THIS IS HIS MISTAKE.
NOT MINE. - THEN I GOT THE WRONG
COORDINATES. - OKAY, WELL... - BYE. I DARE THIS KID TO TRY
TO MAKE ME PAY HIM 500 BUCKS. HE'S EITHER GONNA BACK DOWN OR HIM AND I ARE GONNA HAVE
A MAJOR ISSUE. - HOW OLD WERE YOU
WHEN YOU WERE ABDUCTED? - WELL, IT STARTED
WHEN I WAS FIVE. - DID THAT HAPPEN IN KNOXVILLE? - THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
IN ROGERSVILLE, TENNESSEE. WE'RE GONNA GO PRETTY CLOSE
TO THERE. - DRIVING BY THE TOWN
HE WAS FIRST ABDUCTED. GREAT. - ARE YOU FEELING
A LITTLE ANXIOUS? - IT'S BRINGING BACK MEMORIES. VERY TRAUMATIC. - YOU THINK YOU WANT
TO TRY A HYPNOSIS SESSION? JUST TO MAKE YOU CALM? - YES. - A WHAT SESSION? - BEGIN BY FEELING
YOUR BREATHING, ALLOWING ALL OF THE TENSIONS TO MELT AWAY
AS YOUR EYELIDS GROW HEAVIER, TO BECOME DEEP,
DEEP ASLEEP. [suspenseful music] ♪ ♪ TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING. - NO. - WHAT THE-- - AND LET'S COME BACK
TO THE PRESENT TIME. EYES OPEN,
WIDE AWAKE, FEELING GREAT,
WIDE AWAKE. - HOW WAS IT? - I JUST DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE
WE WERE MOVING. - YOU KNOW YOU'RE
IN JARRETT'S BUS, RIGHT? CHANCES ARE YOU PROBABLY
WEREN'T MOVING. - HOW WE DOING ON TIME,
JARRETT? - UH... THIS BUS ONLY GOES 65. WARP SPEED COSTS EXTRA. WE SHOULD MAKE IT RIGHT ON TIME.
- OKAY, GREAT. - HAVE YOU EVER TRANSPORTED
ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE? - I WOULD HAVE TO SAY
THAT THIS IS A FIRST FOR THE SHIPPING BUSINESS. - WE FOUND HIM. LITTLE [bleep]. COME HERE, YOU LITTLE [bleep]. - WHAT? WHAT?
- LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING. EMAIL I WAS GIVEN. - WE GOT TO GET THIS LOADED.
I GOT THIS CREW. - I UNDERSTAND THAT,
BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT. SOMEBODY SENT ME
THE WRONG COORDINATES. [bleep] KID.
I HATE HIM. THERE'S NO WAY I'M [bleep]
PAYING YOU 500 BUCKS. - LET'S GET THIS STUFF UNLOADED.
TIME IS MONEY. - I DON'T GIVE A [bleep]. - LET'S GET THIS [bleep] OFF
THE TRAILER. LET'S GET THIS UP. TIME IS MONEY.
TIME IS MONEY. HEY, GUYS.
LET'S GO. LET'S GET THIS GUY GOING. LET'S GO! WE GOT TO GET THIS THING
HOOKED UP. - AS SOON AS THESE ROUGHNECKS
CAN GET THIS THING TOGETHER, BRIAN AND I CAN HAVE
A LITTLE CHAT. - LET'S SEE IF THIS THING WORKS. - NOTHING. [oil pump grinding] - SO WE ALL SET?
GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? BETTER [bleep] WELL BE
GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM. - ALL RIGHT, ROY. GOOD NEWS IS WE GOT IT SET UP. IT'S WORKING.
MAKING MONEY. BAD NEWS: YOU WERE LATE. - YEAH. YOU CAN [bleep] OFF ON THAT. - MISTAKES HAPPEN. MY SURVEYOR SENT YOU
THE WRONG NUMBER. WE'RE GOOD.
THANKS FOR THE HELP. SEE YOU ALL LATER.
- SEE YOU ALL LATER. - THANK YOU.
HAPPY DRILLING. - OH, THAT LOOKS LIKE THE LAB. - YEP, HERE IT IS. - OH.
- WE MADE IT. - JARRETT?
- YES, SIR. - KEN.
COME ON, LET'S GO. WE GOT TO DO THIS
RIGHT NOW. JUST PULL BACK UP
RIGHT UP HERE. - YOU GOT IT.
- OKAY. - APPARENTLY,
HE'S IN A HURRY TOO. - LET'S GO. - NOW, PUSH IT OUT ONTO ME. [safe slamming] all: OOH! - THAT'S IT. - I MADE IT ON TIME AND NOBODY GOT ABDUCTED. - ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WHERE
WE'RE GONNA DO THE TEST. GO AHEAD AND TAKE IT OUT. - OKAY. - WE'RE GONNA PROJECT A BEAM
OF LIGHT, AND THEN WE'LL BE ABLE TO RECORD
WHAT GOES THROUGH. AND IT'LL TELL US HOW DIFFERENT
IT IS FROM A NORMAL PIECE OF TRANSPARENT MATERIAL. ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA TURN
THE LIGHTS OFF. IT'LL TAKE SECONDS
TO RUN THE SCAN ON THIS. - WOW. - OKAY, WE'RE GONNA TURN
THE LIGHTS ON NOW. THEN WE'RE GONNA COMPARE
THE READINGS THAT WE GOT. [computer beeps]
- YOU'RE RED. YOUR PIECE OF MATERIAL
TRANSMITTED 100% OF THE LIGHT THROUGH THERE,
WHICH IS BEYOND WHAT HUMANS ARE
NORMALLY USED TO. - SO IF IT WERE AN ALIEN
TRACKING DEVICE... - I CAN HONESTLY SAY
I'VE NEVER TESTED A PIECE OF GLASS... - THAT CAME OUT
WITH THIS RESULT. - RIGHT. - WELL, I'M VERY PLEASED
WITH THE RESULTS. I THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- OKAY. - SO I GUESS HE'S THE FATHER
OF A HYBRID ALIEN RACE. JESSE GOT WHAT HE WANTED. - NOW IT'S TIME TO GET PAID. - WELL, THIS IS THE END
OF THE ROAD FOR YOU. - WHERE'S IT GOING FROM HERE? - THAT'S A SECRET.
I'VE GOT IT ARRANGED. YOU CAN'T KNOW
WHERE IT'S GOING. - HM. YOU MEAN I DON'T GET TO MEET
ONE OF HIS LITTLE ALIEN KIDS? - SO HERE'S WHAT I OWE YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - THANK YOU.
- SAFE JOURNEY. narrator: JARRETT BROUGHT IN
$1,400 FOR THE SAFE, BUT AFTER A FORKLIFT RENTAL
AND EXPENSES, HE DROVE AWAY WITH $796
FOR HIS ONE-DAY RUN. ROY DID BETTER. HE BROUGHT IN $2,250
FOR THE OIL PUMP AND SEPARATOR. AFTER LOGAN'S FEE
AND OTHER EXPENSES, HE TOOK HOME $1,280
FOR HIS ONE-DAY RUN. - SO NOW WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO? - WELL, I'M IN THE MOOD
TO GO KILL SOMETHING. WHAT ABOUT YOU? - AW, HOW CUTE. - ALL RIGHT. - LISTEN TO MY VOICE. BREATHING GROWING DEEPER.
- [laughs] - I DON'T THINK SHE REALIZES
THERE'S NOT A WHOLE LOT UP THERE
TO HYPNOTIZE. - YOU KEEP RESISTING.
- [laughing] I'M SORRY.
