male narrator: THERE'S
A WHOLE NEW BREED OF GAMBLER... - STARTING TO PISS ME OFF.
- SADDLE UP! narrator:
WHO RISK EVERYTHING TO HAUL THE MOST UNUSUAL ITEMS. - WAH! - THIS THING IS JUST
AN ABSOLUTE BEAST. narrator: ONE WRONG MOVE,
AND THEY COULD LOSE IT ALL. BUT IF THE BID IS RIGHT... - I'M GOING 1,000.
- BOO-YAH! narrator:
THE REWARDS CAN BE HUGE. - MORE MONEY, MORE MONEY,
MORE MONEY. - [laughs] narrator: ON THIS EPISODE
OF<i> SHIPPING WARS...</i> - THAT IS
A BADASS-LOOKING CAR, MAN. - LET'S GET IT. - YOU GONNA TARP IT OFF
OR SOMETHING? WHENEVER WATER
HITS BARE METAL-- THEY'RE GONNA BE HIDEOUS. - IT'S HEATING UP. GOD.
IT'S A BRAND-NEW ENGINE. - THE REAR END! - NO MATTER WHAT, AT ALL COSTS,
I WILL GET THESE LOADS. NICKELS HOLDING UP A DOLLAR.
LET'S GO. - I DON'T GET INTIMIDATED BECAUSE I WAS RAISED
TO BE TOUGH. [camel grunts]
AH! - I'M VERY MUCH
AN AMATEUR AT THIS. I'M DEFINITELY HAVING
AN "OH, [bleep]," MOMENT HERE. - YEE-HAW! EVERY TIME
I WIN A BID, MAN, IT'S JUST LIKE
I JUST HIT THE JACKPOT. - IT'S ABOUT MAKING MONEY. WE'RE LOGISTICS SPECIALISTS. JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE. OH, YEAH. - OH, MY GOSH.
THERE'S SNOW. I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN
THAT MUCH SNOW IN MY LIFE. [giggling] LOOK HOW THICK THE SNOW IS! I WAS RUNNING. I HAD, LIKE, 18-WHEELERS
PASSING ME. IT WAS AWESOME. LOOK AT THAT! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - MY TONGUE--
[groans] WHO KNOWS
WHAT'S ON THAT POLE? I DIDN'T CARE.
I WAS HAVING TOO MUCH FUN. narrator: EVERY DAY,
TRANSPORTERS ACROSS THE COUNTRY LOG ON TO USHIP
TO BID ON THEIR NEXT BIG HAUL. FIRST JOB UP FOR BID: A HOT ROD NAMED STRIPTEASE. - THAT THING'S WICKED. - THAT IS
A BADASS-LOOKING CAR, MAN. LOOK AT THOSE WHEELS. - IT'S A 1929 MODEL "A." THE NAME "STRIPTEASE"-- I JUST CARRIED A THEME WITH IT WITH THE GIRLS ON THE DASH, AND THEN IT'S LACED UP
LIKE A CORSET IS. IT'S A ONE-OFF INTERIOR
THAT'S, YOU KNOW, REALLY UNIQUE. - SEYMOUR, INDIANA,
PANAMA CITY, FLORIDA. THAT WORKS. - IT RUNS AND DRIVES,
SO I CAN JUST DRIVE IT RIGHT IN,
STRAP IT DOWN, AND GO. - WE FOUND A PICTURE
OF STRIPTEASE, AND WE KNEW WE WANTED IT THEN. I WAS ON MY WAY TO WORK WHILE I WAS
ON MY MOTORCYCLE, AND I RAN INTO A DEER. BECAUSE I WALKED AWAY FROM IT, WE DECIDED
WE WANT TO HAVE FUN. WE WANT TO ENJOY
OUR WEEKENDS TOGETHER. narrator:
THE CAR WILL BE TRAVELING FROM SEYMOUR, INDIANA, TO PANAMA CITY BEACH, FLORIDA, WITH A $50-PER-DAY LATE FEE. - LET'S GET IT. - CARS ARE EASY TO SHIP, I MEAN, ESPECIALLY IF THEY RUN. - DEFINITELY
GONNA GO IN ON THIS. THIS THING ISN'T GONNA
TAKE UP MUCH SPACE, SO I CAN PROBABLY GET
A COUPLE MORE LOADS ON HERE AND TRIPLE MY PROFITS. - WHO WANTS
A CAR LIKE THAT HAULED ON AN OPEN TRANSPORT? YOU SHOULD NEVER BID
ON SOMETHING LIKE THIS IF YOU DON'T HAVE
AN ENCLOSED TRAILER. - THAT'S 694 MILES. I MEAN, I'VE SHIPPED CARS-- I MEAN, NOT LIKE ROY, BUT HOW MANY PEOPLE
ARE LIKE ROY? - CARS CAN MAKE
A LOT MORE MONEY. THIS IS THE KIND OF MONEY
I NEED TO BE MAKING. - I GOT PLENTY OF ROOM. I'LL GO 2 GRAND ON THIS. THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO GET THESE GUYS OFF THE HUNT. - I NEED TO START GETTING
BIGGER LOADS LIKE THIS. THIS IS WHERE THE MONEY IS.
- I'M DONE. I'M NOT EVEN
GONNA BOTHER WITH IT. - THAT MAKES MY DAY,
EVEN IF I DON'T WIN THE BID. - STILL WANT
TO MAKE SOME MONEY ON IT. I'LL GO 1,799. [chuckling] - THINK I'M GONNA
BOW OUT OF THIS ONE. - AT LEAST THEY LEFT IT
TO THE PROFESSIONALS. - I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO
ANY LOWER THAN IT IS ALREADY. THERE'S NO WAY
I'M LETTING THEM GET IT. I'M GOING 16. YEAH!
- OOH, IT DOESN'T MATTER. - [hums and chuckles] THAT'S GONNA BE FUN. narrator:
SECOND JOB UP FOR BID: THREE WOODEN CHICKEN COOPS. - CHICKEN COOPS? - YOU KNOW I KNOW ABOUT THAT. I MINORED IN POULTRY SCIENCE, AND I WAS THE NUMBER FOUR
CHICKEN JUDGE IN THE COUNTRY. - THAT'S SOMETHING
TO BE PROUD OF. - THESE CHICKEN COOPS
ARE AN ORDER FOR A STORE LOCATION
OUT IN WESTERN P.A. THEY'RE READY TO GO,
AND THEY'RE WAITING ON THEM, AND I'M SURE THEY'LL BE HAPPY
AND ANXIOUS TO SEE THEM. - IT'S PRETTY FAR FROM TEXAS. - STAYING IN PENNSYLVANIA. JUST 200 MILES. - THE CHICKEN COOPS
ARE GONNA BE NEW FOR US. A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT TO BE ABLE
TO RAISE THEIR OWN CHICKENS, SO WHAT WE'RE DOING
IS PROVIDING THEM WITH A NICE, UNIQUE,
READY-TO-USE COOP SO THEY CAN DO IT. narrator:
THESE CHICKEN MOBILE HOMES WILL BE TRAVELING OVERNIGHT FROM LITITZ, PENNSYLVANIA, TO BELLE VERNON, PENNSYLVANIA. - A LOAD'S A LOAD.
SEE, I'M A WHORE. I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY
AS LONG AS IT'S LEGAL. - I COULD REALLY MAKE SOME MONEY
OFF OF THIS. THAT'S, LIKE, A TANK OF GAS. - YOU WANT TO JUST START
AT A GRAND? - NO.
1,200. - I COULD DEFINITELY
DO THIS IN ONE DAY. THIS WOULD BE EASY.
IT'S A DAY'S WORK. - SHE WOULDN'T KNOW
HOW TO LOAD THEM. THERE'S TOO MUCH WORK
INVOLVED. - YEAH, I'LL BREAK THIS TIE. 800. - GET OUT OF IT. HAVE FUN, CREEPER VAN. TOO MUCH SQUARE FOOTAGE
FOR THE MONEY. GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO DUCK OUT. - I'M GONNA GO LOW.
I THINK IT COULD MAKE A PROFIT. - WELL, I'M OUT. - ALL RIGHT,
IT'S YOU AND ME, JARRETT. - EVEN IF THEY'RE ALL 5x4, THAT'LL FIT
IN MY TRAILER. - AS LONG AS I CAN GET
AN EXTRA SHIPMENT, I CAN KEEP MY BIDDING LOW. - I'M GONNA TAKE
ONE MORE QUARTER OFF AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. I HARDLY HAVE
ANY OVERHEAD ON THIS. I COULD DO THIS CHEAPER
THAN ANYONE ELSE. - KNOWING JARRETT,
HE'LL JUST KEEP GOING LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER. YOU'RE NOT GONNA
MAKE ANY PROFIT. - 24 HOURS TO GO 200 MILES. IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE. - WE'RE DRIVING TO PICK UP
THAT BADASS HOT ROD CALLED STRIPTEASE. - YUP, THAT SOUNDS
RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY. - IT LOOKS AWESOME. WHAT A COOL-LOOKING CAR. WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
- HOW YOU DOING? - SO YOU GUYS BUILT THAT?
- YEAH. ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND ACTUALLY
BUILT THAT CAR IN EIGHT WEEKS. - NO WAY.
- YEAH. WE DO COMPLETE ONE-OFF JOBS. YOU KNOW,
WE JUST HAND-BUILD EVERYTHING. THIS CAR--IT WAS MY CAR. IT'S REALLY TRAUMATIC
TO SEE IT LEAVE FOR ME. BUT WE'RE SELLING THE CAR
'CAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND-- SHE SAID
THAT SHE WAS PREGNANT, SO DIAPERS ARE EXPENSIVE,
SO... - THE KID OR THE CAR-- I THINK YOU MADE
THE RIGHT CHOICE, BUDDY. ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHY DON'T I
GET THIS TRAILER SET UP? - YOU GONNA TARP IT OFF
OR SOMETHING? I MEAN, IT'S NEVER-- - I'M NOT PUTTING A TARP
OVER IT. THAT'LL CHAFE THE PAINT, AND YOU DO
ALL KINDS OF STUFF. - IT'S NEVER REALLY SEEN RAIN. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
IT'S BEEN OUTSIDE. - IT'S GONNA GET WET. IT'S A CAR.
THEY GET WET. - SHOW UP IN AN ENCLOSED
TRAILER, DUMBASS. - I WAS VERY CLEAR
THAT IT WAS AN OPEN TRAILER. IT'S VERY COMMON PRACTICE
TO PUT A CAR ON AN OPEN TRAILER. LOOK AROUND. - THE HEADERS ARE, YOU KNOW--
THEY'RE JUST BARE METAL. AND WHENEVER WATER
HITS BARE METAL-- THEY'RE GONNA BE HIDEOUS. IF WATER GETS DOWN
IN THAT MOTOR, IT'S DONE. THE FIRST TIME I SEE IT, I WOULDN'T WANT IT
TO LOOK ROUGH, YOU KNOW? BUT IT'S NOT MY CAR ANYMORE. - IT'LL LOOK LIKE THAT
WHEN HE GETS IT. - AWESOME.
- YEAH. - TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT. - I'VE NEVER MOVED
A CHICKEN COOP. BUT, I MEAN,
HOW HARD CAN IT BE? THIS HAS TO BE PERFECT. I MEAN,
IT'S NOT A LOT OF MONEY. - HI.
- HEY, I'M JARRETT. - NICE TO MEET YOU.
- IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. DO YOU BUILD THESE HERE?
- YES. THESE ARE ACTUALLY AMISH-MADE. THIS IS AN AMISH FACILITY. THEY'RE NOT ON THE INTERNET,
SELLING, SO WHAT WE'RE DOING IS THE SELLING AND MARKETING
FOR THEM. - WHICH SIZE ARE WE GETTING? - YOU'RE GETTING THE RED-ROOF AND THEN OUR 2x3. - OKAY. I THINK I CAN FIT THEM IN. - AND THEN THIS GREEN ONE. THAT'LL BE THE LARGEST ONE THAT YOU'RE GETTING. - THAT'S NOT A CHICKEN COOP.
THAT'S THE ENTIRE SUBDIVISION. - AH. YOU THINK OF ALL THESE
AMISH PEOPLE, LIKE, THERE'S, LIKE, HUNDREDS
OF THEM PUTTING UP A BARN... SO AM I GONNA BE
LOADING THESE BY MYSELF? SURELY, A FEW OF THEM
CAN HELP ME. - LET ME GET SAM. - I'M JARRETT.
- I'M SAM. - I DON'T THINK ONE AMISH GUY IS GONNA BE ABLE
TO HELP ME DO THIS. BETTER HAVE A TEAM OF OXEN
OR SOMETHING. THIS GUY'S AMISH? I DIDN'T THINK
THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO DRIVE. IF YOU CAN GET IT
JUST AS FAR AS YOU CAN, THEN I'LL--OH. WELL, I DON'T BELIEVE
THAT'S GONNA FIT--HEIGHT. I'M 2 INCHES SHORT. - YOU SHOULD KNOW
THE SIZE OF YOUR RIG BY NOW. - [sighs] YOU GOT-- YEAH, THERE'S NO WAY
THAT'S GOING IN THERE. UH... - WE MAY HAVE TO LAY THAT ONE
ON ITS SIDE. [record scratches]
[bell dings] - CAN YOU NOT PROBLEM-SOLVE? THIS WAS SUPER EASY. [crashing] - THAT'S A LITTLE BIT EASIER. - ALL RIGHT. - I'LL SHAKE YOUR HAND
WITH MY OTHER HAND. - OKAY.
- I'M STRANGELY BLEEDING. [laughter] GOD, MAKES ME MAD. I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT
LAYING THAT THING DOWN. I SHOULD BE SMARTER THAN THAT. - WITH SOME EXTRA SPACE
ON MY TRAILER, I'M GONNA GET
SOME EXTRA LOADS, STARTING WITH THIS 1950s
PANEL VAN. IT'S, LIKE, FLAT BLACK
WITH FLAMES ON IT. IT SHOULD GO GOOD
WITH THE HOT ROD. [thunder rumbles] - HEY, JEFF.
IT'S MARC. LISTEN, THIS WEATHER'S GETTING PRETTY CRAPPY OUT HERE. CAN I PICK THIS THING UP
FROM YOU IN THE MORNING? - OKAY. - REALLY NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT THE WEATHER. AND I'M GLAD I GOT A TRUCK
TO SLEEP IN. - IT'S A GREAT SPOT FOR YOU,
MARC, BUT NOT YOUR LOAD. [thunder rumbles] - THIS IS AN EASY ONE. IT'S NO PROBLEM
TO GO 200 MILES IN A DAY. [alarm buzzing] IT'S HEATING UP. GOD.
IT'S A BRAND-NEW ENGINE. - OH, MY GOD.
NOT AGAIN. LIKE, NIX THE VAN. MAN UP AND GET A TRUCK. [fluid trickling] - I DON'T KNOW IF MY RADIATOR
IS BUSTED OR WHAT, BUT I LOST ALL OF MY COOLANT. IT'S NEVER GOOD
WHEN YOU SEE THAT IN THE FRONT OF YOUR CAR. YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE TO TAKE IT. IT'S SUNDAY. AH, IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING
WITH THIS THING. - BOOM!
RUST. EVEN THE HUBS, YOU KNOW? IT'S JUST RUST. I'M REALLY SURPRISED AT HOW MUCH RUST THERE IS
IN ONE NIGHT. - WHAT SURPRISE? YOU LEFT THE CAR
OUT IN THE RAIN. - ALL THESE NON-PAINTED
STEEL PARTS THAT WEREN'T COATED
OR TREATED WITH ANYTHING. IT'S PRETTY ROUGH. JEFF IS GONNA BE
A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED. THAT'S MY GUESS. NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT THAT NOW. THE ONLY THING I CAN DO
IS MAKE SOME MORE CASH ON THE WAY DOWN SOUTH. NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU. - WELL, THAT'S
A COOL-LOOKING TRUCK. - I BOUGHT IT
A COUPLE YEARS AGO. I WAS GOING TO USE IT
FOR MY DJ BUSINESS. HOWEVER, BEEN TAKING CARE
OF MY DAD THE LAST COUPLE YEARS. IT'S TIME TO LET IT GO,
I THINK. - I GOT A LOT OF RESPECT
FOR THIS GUY. HE PUT HIS DAD
AND HIS FAMILY FIRST WITHOUT QUESTION. RIGHT THERE. - IT'S FINALLY SINKING IN
THAT IT'S REALLY GOING. - THANKS A MILLION, MAN.
- NICE MEETING YOU. WELL, THAT WENT REALLY WELL. NOW I'M HEADING DOWN
TO SOUTHERN ILLINOIS TO PICK UP A STORM SHELTER. HEY, SCOTT.
- MARC. - HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? - I'M DOING GREAT. WOW.
- THAT'S IT. - THAT--
SIX PEOPLE GO IN THAT? - DESIGNED TO GET IN
WHEN A TORNADO'S COMING. GET IN AND GET OUT. THE TORNADOES HAVE GOTTEN MORE VIOLENT AND LARGER. PEOPLE ARE SCARED.
THEY WANT TO-- YOU KNOW, THEY WANT TO PROTECT
THEIRSELF. WE HAVE SUCH A DEMAND THAT WE MAKE
12 TO 15 SHELTERS A DAY, AND IT'S STILL NOT ENOUGH
TO MEET OUR DEMAND. - WHAT I WAS THINKING
ABOUT DOING IS ROLLING THIS GUY
RIGHT BACK UP TO HERE. - MM-HMM. WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS GUY IS GONNA THINK
ABOUT ALL THAT? - I DON'T THINK
HE'S GONNA BE TOO HAPPY. - YEAH, THE WATER PUMP.
- YEAH, I KNOW. - WOW. HOPEFULLY HE'S A NICE GUY. - I'M STARTING TO HAVE SOME REALLY SERIOUS CONCERNS
ABOUT THIS CAR. I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S EVEN
GONNA TAKE THIS THING. WELL, IT'S ALWAYS NICE
TO PICK UP A LOAD THAT ISN'T GONNA RUST
WHEN IT GETS WET. TAKE CARE, BUDDY. - THANKS, MARC.
YOU TOO. - THAT WENT REALLY SMOOTH. IT FIT PERFECTLY, AND THAT'S THE WAY
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE. [alarm buzzing] - LUCKILY, I WAS ABLE
TO CALL AROUND AND FIND A GUY THAT CAN WORK ON THIS THING
ON SUNDAY. - YOU GOT SOME LEAKING HERE. - YOU ARE KILLING
OUR ENVIRONMENT WITH YOUR VAN. POLLUTER! - LET'S OPEN UP THE DOOR. WE'LL GET IT INSIDE. TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
SEE WHAT WE GOT. - ALL RIGHT.
- OKAY? - PROBABLY SEE HOW BAD THOSE BRAKES ARE
RIGHT THERE TOO. - OH, MAN!
UM, YEAH. YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO TAKE CARE
OF THOSE TOO, YEAH. - BEFORE I TOOK OFF
ON A TRIP LIKE THIS, I SHOULD HAVE CHECKED
A LITTLE BIT MORE. TOO ANXIOUS
TO GET OUT ON THE ROAD. - TWO WORDS, JARRETT: ROUTINE MAINTENANCE. - THERE'S ONE LITTLE PIECE
THAT'S STUCK. IT LOOKS LIKE
THAT'S WHAT CAUSED IT. ALL I'M WORRIED ABOUT IS, I DON'T WANT TO FORCE TOO MUCH AND CRACK THE RADIATOR. GO FROM A $5 REPAIR TO A $500 REPAIR. - THIS MORNING,
I AM GONNA DELIVER THIS 1951 FORD PANEL VAN
BACK HERE. I'VE GOT TWO FULL DAYS
OF DRIVING TO GO. I CAN'T AFFORD ANYTHING
TO GO WRONG. - HOW ARE YOU? - IS IT EVERYTHING
YOU EVER WANTED OR WHAT? - WE WANTED, AS A BUSINESS,
NOT JUST TO MAKE MONEY. WE WANTED TO BE ABLE
TO GIVE BACK TO THE COMMUNITY. WHEN WE WERE GOING
FOR A TRUCK HERE, WE WANTED A TRUCK EQUIVALENT
TO WHAT WE WOULD HAVE HAD WHEN THIS BAKERY
FIRST OPENED. WITH THIS TRUCK,
WE PLAN ON MAKING DELIVERIES TO THE LOCAL
CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL, BRING SOME LIGHT TO THEIR DAY. - THAT'S AWESOME, MAN. WHAT A GREAT PLAN. HOPE WE CAN GET HER STARTED. [engine rumbling] - HERE WE GO. THE REAR END! [crunching] - AH, [bleep]. g]
- THE REAR END! - WHAT'S GOING ON? - YOU GOT THE REAR END
ON THE GROUND. - WE NEED TO STOP DOING THAT. - SOMETHING'S GOING ON
WITH THE TRAILER. - IT AIN'T GOING NOWHERE
RIGHT NOW. - THE OLD TEETER-TOTTER EFFECT. - TEETER-TOTTER? IS THAT ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING,
"I SCREWED UP"? - WHEN I LIFTED
THE TRAILER UP LIKE THIS, AS SOON AS I TOOK OFF
A PORTION OF THAT WEIGHT, THE TRAILER
POPPED UP LIKE THIS. I SET IT UP WRONG. I'M JUST GONNA GET MY TRAILER
ALL THE WAY DOWN. THEN I'LL JUST ROLL HER BACK. - YOU DOG ME,
AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE YOUR OWN TRAILER? - HAD ME A LITTLE CONCERNED WHEN THAT TRAILER
POPPED UP THERE. IT HIT THE GROUND HERE. SCRUBBED A LITTLE METAL OFF. BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S
GONNA BE ANY PROBLEM AT ALL. - ALL RIGHT.
- YOU READY TO GET PAID? - ALL I NEED IS $1,300. HERE'S YOUR KEY
TO YOUR NEW DREAM. - WELL, THANK YOU. - I WISH YOU ALL THE LUCK IN THE WORLD WITH THAT. THAT WORKED OUT PRETTY WELL. I DIDN'T DO IT EXACTLY RIGHT, BUT ON TO THE NEXT ONE. - ALL I'M WORRIED ABOUT IS,
I DON'T WANT TO FORCE TOO MUCH
AND CRACK THE RADIATOR. - PLEASE DON'T
CRACK THE RADIATOR. - WHEW. - OH, DID YOU GET IT OUT?
- YEP. HERE'S WHAT COME OUT. - THIS IS WHAT MADE ME LOSE ALL MY COOLANT. IF THIS ISN'T $5,
I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE IT. - 3.85 IN TAX.
IT'S 73. - WHEW, THAT'S A LOT BETTER
THAN IT COULD HAVE BEEN, I TELL YOU WHAT, AH. I THINK WE JUST LOST
PROBABLY THREE HOURS, SO PUTS ME
A LITTLE BIT FURTHER BEHIND. - HIS CHEAP LITTLE TOP RIPPED,
IS WHAT HAPPENED. I SAW IT FLAPPING. YOU GOT TO BE ABLE
TO DRIVE SOMETHING DOWN THE ROAD AT 60 MILES AN HOUR
WITH THE TOP NOT FALLING APART. YOU KNOW, I WANT TO BRING HIM
A GREAT CAR, BUT I'M WATCHING THIS THING
FALL APART IN FRONT OF MY EYES ON THE TRAILER,
AND I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT. WHO WANTS TO HAVE TO TAKE CARE
OF A BUNCH OF STUFF WHEN THEY GET THEIR NEW TOY,
YOU KNOW? IT'S LIKE, "WHAT?
IT HAS TO HAVE BATTERIES?" HOW ARE YOU, ANDREW?
- WELL, THANK YOU. YES, SIR.
MY WIFE, JEN, AND SON CALEB. - HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO MEET YOU. WELL, THERE'S THE SHELTER. IT'S ALWAYS NICE WHEN I DRIVE UP
TO MAKE A DELIVERY AND THEY'VE GOT
EVERYTHING THEY NEED ON THE SPOT
AND JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN. IT WAS PRETTY INTERESTING
TO SEE WHAT THEY GO THROUGH TO PROVIDE INSURANCE
THAT THEY'RE GONNA BE SAFE WHEN THESE STORMS
COME THROUGH. THANKS, GUYS,
FOR ALL THE HELP. I DON'T JUST TRANSPORT
PEOPLE'S PROPERTY. I SAVE LIVES. - OH, MARC.
HE'S SUCH A HERO. - THAT WENT REALLY SMOOTH. EVERYBODY KNEW
WHAT THEY WERE DOING. WELL, I'M GLAD
THAT WENT GOOD, BECAUSE I'M KIND OF DREADING
THIS NEXT DROP-OFF. - RIGHT NOW, WE'RE HEADED
TO DROP OFF THESE CHICKEN COOPS. IT'S BEEN KIND OF
A TROUBLE-FILLED TRIP FOR A SHORT TRIP LIKE THIS, BUT I JUST NEED TO GET IT THERE
AND GET PAID SO I DON'T GO TOO FAR
IN THE HOLE ON THIS ONE. - YOU DO THIS FOR MONEY? I WOULD'VE NEVER GUESSED. - HEY, HOW ARE Y'ALL? I GOT SOME CHICKEN COOPS
FOR YOU. - ALL RIGHT, CHICKEN COOPS. - I DON'T KNOW WHERE-- DO YOU WANT TO JUST
SET IT HERE FOR NOW? - WE CAN SET IT HERE. - YEAH, THE FUN ONE IS GONNA BE THAT BIG ONE. COOPS TOOK SOME HITS
GETTING IN THE TRAILER, SO I HOPE NOTHING
HAPPENED TO THEM. READY? [wood creaking] IT'S SCRATCHED A LITTLE BIT, BUT I DON'T WANT
TO LOOK AT IT TOO LONG, OR THEY MIGHT NOTICE. - COME ON, JARRETT. MAN UP AND TELL THE MAN
YOU DAMAGED HIS COOP. - CHECK THESE LITTLE GUYS OUT. LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE
LOST SOME BLOOD, THOUGH, ON ONE OF THOSE. - THAT'S REALLY GROSS. WHAT IF YOU GOT A PACKAGE
WITH BLOOD ALL OVER IT? - OKAY. THEY LOOK GOOD.
- THANK YOU. THANK Y'ALL VERY MUCH. WELL, I NEED TO WIPE MY BLOOD
OFF OF THIS. [chuckles] YOU SHOULDN'T DELIVER SOMETHING
WITH YOUR BLOOD ON IT. - I'M GONNA
WIPE THIS THING DOWN, CLEAN IT UP A LITTLE,
MAKE IT LOOK NICE FOR HIM. OF COURSE, I KNOW ROY
WOULDN'T DO THAT, BUT I DO, AND THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE. - WELL, OF COURSE
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. I WOULDN'T HAVE DELIVERED
A RUSTED CAR IN THE FIRST PLACE. - I'M GONNA GET THIS THING
OFF HERE JUST IN TIME, MAN. THE WEATHER'S
KIND OF BALLING UP HERE. I DON'T--OH, NO. AND WE'LL JUST
HAVE TO DRIVE THE CAR THE REST OF THE WAY. NOT REAL EXCITED
ABOUT DRIVING THIS CAR. SO, LIKE, I'M REALLY STARTING
TO FEEL BAD ABOUT THIS CAR. [engine rumbling] JEFF SURVIVED A REALLY NASTY
MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT. HE'S PUT ALL THIS WORK
INTO THIS GARAGE. I'M REALLY HOPING
THAT WHEN I GET THERE, I DON'T GET TURNED AWAY WITH IT. - I HEAR IT. [engine rumbling] - HOLY [bleep]. COME ON BACK.
- GOOD? - COME ON BACK. I'M GLAD WE GOT IT
OUT OF THE RAIN BEFORE IT HIT. DID YOU GUYS HIT ANY RAIN
ON THE WAY DOWN HERE? - UM... THE DAY I PICKED IT UP.
- OH, REALLY? - YEAH.
IT GOT SOME WATER ON IT. - DID YOU TAKE THE TOP OFF
ON THE WAY DOWN HERE? - I PUT IT ON BECAUSE IT WAS
RAINING ONE NIGHT. - OKAY.
- ONE SNAP LET GO. SO I TOOK IT BACK OFF. - THE RUST ON THE HEADERS,
BROTHER... - THEY GOT WET.
THEY'RE NOT COATED. DID HE NOT TELL YOU THAT?
- NO. - MAN, I GOT A BIG KNOT
IN MY GUT. - NO, IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME,
MARC. IT'S GOOD. - WHAT? - RUST MEANS IT'S DRIVEN AND NOT POLISHED. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- YOU'RE WELCOME, DUDE. - CASH YOU OUT, DUDE.
I OWE YOU MONEY. IT'S CALLED STRIPTEASE,
SO IT'S ALL IN ONES. - I RARELY GET TIPS
IN THIS BUSINESS... THANK YOU. BUT I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT I'D HAVE GOT A TIP
ON THIS LOAD. HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE JUST A TON
OF FUN WITH THIS THING. - I LOVE IT. IT'S EVERYTHING I COULD IMAGINE. narrator:
MARC BROUGHT IN $3,750. MINUS EXPENSES
PLUS A TIP, HE MADE A PROFIT OF $3,000
OVER SEVEN DAYS. JARRETT'S RUN
WAS LESS IMPRESSIVE. HE BROUGHT IN $650, AND AFTER EXPENSES AND REPAIRS, HE MADE $477 OVER THREE DAYS. - ONE OF THE MORE MEMORABLE
DELIVERIES I'VE EVER MADE. ALL HIS BUDDIES AND EVERYBODY
OUT THERE PARTYING AND HAVING FUN. THEY WERE ALL EXCITED. THAT'S IT. SPRING-MAN WINS AGAIN. - Y'ALL THINK I CAN KEEP A CHICKEN ALIVE? OH, LOOK. HE GOT A LITTLE SCARED,
AND HE WENT ON ME. YOU KNOW,
I REALLY DIDN'T MAKE A WHOLE LOT OF MONEY
OFF OF THAT, BUT $350 WILL BUY
A WHOLE LOT OF DOLLAR DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS. THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES. ROCK AND ROLL!
