Shipping Wars: Chivalry's Dead...Roy Killed It - Full Episode (S5, E6) | A&E

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male narrator: THERE'S A WHOLE NEW BREED OF GAMBLER... - STARTING TO PISS ME OFF. - YEE-HA! narrator: WHO RISK EVERYTHING TO HAUL THE MOST UNUSUAL ITEMS. - FIRE IN THE HOLE. - THIS THING IS JUST AN ABSOLUTE BEAST. narrator: ONE WRONG MOVE, AND THEY COULD LOSE IT ALL. BUT IF THE BID IS RIGHT... - WHOO! - [groans] - BOO-YAH! narrator: THE REWARDS CAN BE HUGE. - MORE MONEY, MORE MONEY, MORE MONEY. - [laughs] narrator: ON THIS EPISODE OF<i> SHIPPING WARS...</i> - THESE TWO ELFs ARE GOING TO SOME OF THE FIRST EARLY ADOPTERS. - IT'S TIME TO MAKE SOME MONEY. - IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S SOME DAMAGE RIGHT HERE. - WHO CARES? [bell ringing, horn honks] - OH, [bleep]. - WHAT? - I'M SHIPPING THESE FOSSILS... - TO A RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL. all: HUZZAH! - I'M [bleep] TIRED OF WALKING AROUND THIS [bleep] PLACE. - LET'S GET THIS [bleep] UNLOADED. - NO MATTER WHAT, AT ALL COSTS, I WILL GET THESE LOADS. NICKELS HOLDING UP A DOLLAR. LET'S GO. - I DON'T GET INTIMIDATED, BECAUSE I WAS RAISED TO BE TOUGH. [camel grunts] AH! - I'M VERY MUCH AN AMATEUR AT THIS. I'M DEFINITELY HAVING AN "OH, [bleep]" MOMENT HERE. - YEE-HA! EVERY TIME I WIN A BID, MAN, IT'S JUST LIKE I JUST HIT THE JACKPOT. - IT'S ABOUT MAKING MONEY. WE'RE LOGISTICS SPECIALISTS. JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE. OH, YEAH. - I'VE GOTTEN TONS OF LOADS LATELY, AND MY CUSTOMER RATINGS ARE GOING UP. I KNOW I CAN HANG WITH THE BIG BOYS, SO I'M NOT GONNA BE INTIMIDATED BY ANYTHING OR ANYONE. IT'S TIME TO MAKE SOME MONEY. - WE'RE CONSTANTLY GROWING OUR BUSINESS AND GETTING THE WORD OUT THAT WE ARE THE BEST AT WHAT WE DO, SO WE'RE AFTER LOADS THAT OTHER PEOPLE CANNOT HANDLE. - I'M LOOKING FOR PURE PROFIT TODAY. I DON'T CARE WHAT GOES ON MY TRUCK... AS LONG AS MY BOTTOM LINE STAYS IN THE BLACK. - YOU KNOW, I LOVE THIS JOB, BUT THERE'S GOT TO BE A PAYOFF. THAT'S WHY I DON'T GO AFTER LOADS UNLESS I'M GONNA GET A BIG SLICE OF THE ACTION. - I'M LOOKING FOR AN EASY, NO-HASSLE LOAD THAT PAYS BIG BUCKS, BECAUSE I'M HAVING A BABY. I'M EXPECTING MY FIRST CHILD, AND I AM SO EXCITED. - THAT IS SO EXCITING. - JEN'S HAVING A BABY? WHO CARES? - NOW THAT I'M TRANSPORTING FOR TWO, EVERYONE BETTER BACK OFF. narrator: EVERY DAY, USHIP.COM POSTS SPECIAL TIMED AUCTIONS FOR SELECT TOP-LEVEL TRANSPORTERS. FIRST USHIP.COM ITEM UP FOR BID: AN ASSORTMENT OF FOSSILS. - I LOVE FOSSILS. - I'M BONNIE HELMER. I'M SHIPPING MY ENTIRE INVENTORY OF FOSSILS. THEY'RE ALL GOING TO THE TEXAS RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL. - I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A RENAISSANCE FAIR, AND I DO LIKE WENCHES. - WE HAVE MANY, MANY FOSSILS RANGING IN AGE UP TO 350 MILLION TO 400 MILLION YEARS OLD. THESE FOSSILS ARE VERY FRAGILE. IF SOMETHING IS BROKEN, WHOEVER'S DOING THE SHIPPING IS GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. narrator: THESE PREHISTORIC PIECES MUST TRAVEL FROM LAKEWOOD, COLORADO, TO A RENAISSANCE FAIR IN TODD MISSION, TEXAS, IN ONLY THREE DAYS. - A RENAISSANCE FAIR, HUH? AWESOME. AND I DO CONSIDER MYSELF A RENAISSANCE MAN. 3,400. - WHO CARES IF THEY LOVE MEDIEVAL TIMES? AS LONG AS THEY DON'T PAY MEDIEVAL PRICES. - IT SAYS THEY'RE EXTREMELY FRAGILE. WITH A BABY COMING, I SHOULD GET USED TO FRAGILE. - WELL, I'M NEAR COLORADO, AND FRAGILE DOESN'T BOTHER ME. AS LONG AS THE MONEY'S GOOD, I DON'T GIVE A [bleep]. - LOOKS LIKE IT'D FIT. THIS COULD BE A GOOD MONEYMAKER FOR ME. - THERE'S A LOT OF TRAVEL TO GO GET THIS. - 2,575, BUT WE'RE NOT GOING MUCH LOWER. - IT'S GONNA TAKE A TON OF LIFTING. WHO KNOWS HOW MANY TRIPS BACK AND FORTH JUST TO LOAD IT? I'M OUT. - I WAS MADE TO RESCUE THE FAIR MAIDEN AND HAUL THESE. - 2,500? THANKS, MATH WHIZ. THAT JUST BARELY COVERS MY EXPENSES. I'M OUT. - 2,300. THIS ONE'S MINE. - JUST 'CAUSE ROY TREATS WOMEN LIKE THEY DID IN THE MEDIEVAL TIMES DOES NOT MEAN HE'S QUALIFIED FOR THIS. - WE ARE SPECIALISTS, AND THIS IS JUST A BUNCH OF ROCKS FOR NO MONEY. WE'RE OUT. - GOOD. 1,950. - ALL RIGHT, IT'S JUST ME AND ROY. - YOU AIN'T TAKING THIS FROM ME, YOU LITTLE [bleep]. - EN GARDE. - I'LL MATCH HIM. [laughs] - I CAN'T WIN THIS ON RATING, BUT IF THEY KNOW ROY, I AM NOT LOSING. - YOU KNOW, I FEEL BAD FOR JARRETT. NOT THAT BAD. - I JUST WISH I WAS THERE TO SEE ROY WHEN HE PISSES OFF GUYS WITH SWORDS. - WELL, WE'RE IN LAKEWOOD TO PICK UP SOME FOSSILS FROM SOME LADY THAT ARE GOING TO A RENAISSANCE FAIR. ANYBODY THAT HANGS OUT AT RENAISSANCE FAIRS ARE STRANGE-- PEOPLE WALKING AROUND PRETENDING TO BE SOMETHING THEY'RE NOT. - GOT TO GIVE IT TO ROY. HE DOESN'T PRETEND TO BE ANYTHING BY THE [bleep] HE IS. - I'M HERE TO PICK UP SOME FOSSILS. - NICE TO MEET YOU. - WHERE ARE THEY? - THEY'RE OUT BACK. ALL OF THIS GOES. THESE CRATES GO. THOSE GO. SEE THESE HERE? - YUP. - ALL OF THESE ARE VERY FRAGILE. - ALL RIGHT. I CARE LESS ABOUT THIS CRAP BREAKING AND MORE ABOUT THE FACT IT'S NOT PACKED. WHY DON'T YOU START GETTING SOME OF THESE BOXES READY TO GO? AND THEN I'LL JUST START HAULING STUFF OUT AND PUTTING IT IN THERE HOW I WANT TO PUT IT IN THERE. - OKAY. MAKE SURE YOU'RE CAREFUL WITH THOSE. - GIVE ME A MINUTE. - I MEAN REALLY, REALLY CAREFUL. 'CAUSE IF YOU BREAK THEM, THEY COME OUT OF YOUR PAYCHECK. - THERE'S SOME DAYS WHEN I GET THIS CLOSE TO SEWING PEOPLE'S MOUTH SHUT. TODAY YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE. - I WOULD SAY I AM. IT'S MY MERCHANDISE. - OUT THERE, YOU ARE. IN HERE, YOU'RE NOT. - EVEN IN HERE, I AM. - IF SHE KEEPS IT UP, SHE'S GONNA HAVE MORE TO WORRY ABOUT THAN JUST FOSSILS BREAKING. WHAT ELSE GOES BEFORE I CALL IT A DAY AND PUT THE REST OF THE WALLS UP AND GO? - YOU'RE NOT DONE YET. - WELL, WE NEED TO HURRY UP, 'CAUSE I NEED TO [bleep] GO. - CHIVALRY IS DEAD, AND ROY KILLED IT. - ANY OF THEM THAT ARE LIDDED UP I CAN TAKE? - YEAH. - YOU SAID ALL THREE OF THEM GO. SO THEY'RE GOING. - YEAH. - I JUST WISH PEOPLE WOULD HAVE [bleep] READY WHEN I GET THERE. TAKING TOO [bleep] LONG TO DO THIS [bleep]. I MEAN, SHE CAN'T BE MUCH OLDER THAN MARC, BUT SHE'S SLOWER THAN MARC. - UH, THANK YOU? [drill whirring] - ONCE YOU GET DOWN THERE, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND ME. - NO, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND ME. - UH-UH. - THERE'S PLENTY MORE ROOM FOR OLD BONES IF SHE KEEPS YAPPING. - MAKE SURE YOU BE CAREFUL. - YUP. - 'CAUSE I'M OUT OF BUSINESS IF THOSE GET BROKE. - IT'S NOT THE SHIPMENTS THAT MAKES THIS JOB HARD; IT'S THE PEOPLE. I MEAN, THEY KNOW PEOPLE ARE SHOWING UP TO PICK STUFF UP. THEY OUGHT TO HAVE IT READY. narrator: NEXT ITEM UP FOR BID: TWO ELF BIKES. [bell ringing] E.L.F.s. WHAT THE [bleep] IS THAT? - "ELF" STANDS FOR "ELECTRIC, LIGHT, AND FUN." THESE ARE LEGALLY A BICYCLE. IT RUNS ON ELECTRIC POWER AND PEDAL. - ELF BIKES. ARE THESE JUST BIKES FOR REALLY LITTLE PEOPLE? - SO THESE TWO ELFs ARE GOING TO SOME OF THE FIRST EARLY ADOPTERS THAT SUPPORTED THE COMPANY. - I'M UP AGAINST A DEADLINE TO BRING IT TO A BIG BIKING FESTIVAL THAT BRINGS PEOPLE FROM ACROSS THE COUNTRY. I'M HOPEFUL THAT THIS BIKES COMES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. - IT'S BEEN MONTHS THAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ELF. IF THIS THING DOESN'T ARRIVE IN TIME, I'M GONNA BE REALLY DISAPPOINTED. narrator: THESE SUPERCHARGED CYCLES MUST TRAVEL OVER 1,200 MILES FROM DURHAM, NORTH CAROLINA, TO THEIR ANXIOUS NEW OWNERS LOCATED IN IOWA AND ILLINOIS. - YOU KNOW, I RIDE A LOT OF BIKES, AND I'D LOVE TO RIDE THESE. I'LL HAUL BIKES ALL DAY LONG. - THESE ARE IN DURHAM? THAT'S NEARLY MY BACKYARD. - THEY'RE LIGHT. THEY HAVE WHEELS. THIS IS PERFECT. 3,500. - THIS LOAD IS PERFECT FOR US. - 3,450. - I HOPE THIS COMPANY MAKES SOLAR-POWERED BABY STROLLERS. - REALLY? A DOLLAR? - IT'S TIME TO SHAKE THINGS UP. - [bleep]. - IDIOT. THE MONEY STINKS. - JARRETT'S NOT DOING MATH. IT'S TIME TO RUN AWAY. WE'RE OUT. - THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. - 2,600. I'VE GOT TO GET THIS ONE. - I'M EATING AND EARNING FOR TWO. - CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED. - ROY BEAT ME ON THE LAST ONE. I AM NOT LOSING TO JEN. - 2,525. - JARRETT, YOU ARE NOW DEALING WITH A MAMA BEAR. I WILL MAUL YOU. RAWR. - I GOT BEAT BY ROY<i> AND</i> JEN? - RAWR. I'VE GOT TO MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS I CAN RIGHT NOW. I'VE GOT A FAMILY I HAVE TO SUPPORT. NO, I CAN'T BE DOING THIS TILL I GO INTO LABOR, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE ME JUST TO SIT ON MY BUTT AND NOT DO ANYTHING. - WHAT? THAT IS EXACTLY LIKE YOU. - OH, I SEE 'EM. OH, MY GOSH. THEY'RE SO CUTE. - HEY, JEN. ROB COTTER. - NICE TO MEET YOU. - GOOD TO MEET YOU. - BEFORE WE GET STARTED, I HAVE TO PEE. - WHOA, JEN, TMI. TMI. - ALL BETTER? - I'M BETTER, YEAH. - NICE. - I'M EXCITED. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THESE LITTLE BIKES. - YEAH, SO THESE ARE SOLAR POWERED. THEY HAVE AN ELECTRIC MOTOR, BUT THEY'RE ALSO PEDAL, AND THE ELECTRICITY MAKES THIS SCOOT ALONG AT BETWEEN 20 AND 30 MILES AN HOUR. - THEY LOOK SUPER COOL. I JUST HOPE I CAN DELIVER THEM ON TIME. SO WE CAN PUT THAT BACK WHEEL AGAINST THIS CORNER. IF WE CAN GO AHEAD AND JUST GRAB THE OTHER ELF... I'M JUST MOVING A LITTLE SLOWER THAN YOU ARE. SORRY. THESE THINGS ARE BARELY LOADED, AND I AM ALREADY EXHAUSTED. THIS IS GONNA TAKE A WHILE, I THINK. - THAT EXPLAINS IT. JARRETT'S BEEN PREGNANT FOR YEARS. LET ME TELL YOU, PREGNANCY BRAIN IS REAL. - MAJOR ISSUE, JUST GETTING THERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN. WE'RE KIND OF, LIKE, A FEW MONTHS BEHIND GETTING THESE VEHICLES OUT THERE. HOPEFULLY YOU CAN PICK UP THAT SLACK. - SERIOUSLY? THE GUY KNOWS I'M PREGNANT, RIGHT? OKAY, ALL RIGHT. MORE STRESS. - WHAT'S A LITTLE STRESS, RIGHT? - THAT'S RIGHT. - WHAT'S A LITTLE MISSED DEADLINE, RIGHT? I'M WORN OUT. DOING THIS PREGNANT IS TOUGH. I HAVE TO PEE. ON TOP OF THAT, I'M SWEATING, AND I'M HUNGRY AND... I'M TRYING TO PUSH THROUGH, BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS RUN. [groans] I'M NEVER GONNA GET THERE. - SO I'M GOING TO A RENAISSANCE FAIR. GOT LUCKY. I FOUND ANOTHER LOAD GOING TO IT. BASICALLY ON ITS WAY. HOPEFULLY IT'S JUST QUICK AND SIMPLE, SWING IN AND GRAB IT AND GO. HOW YOU DOING? - SAMUEL. - SAMUEL? I'M ROY. - SO WE DON'T HAVE EVERYTHING IN BINS YET, BUT THIS IS EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING. - THESE MORONS ARE GONNA KEEP ME FROM MAKING THEIR DEADLINE. I'M ABOUT DONE DEALING WITH THESE WACK JOBS. - ALL I ASK IS THAT MY CUSTOMERS HAVE EVERYTHING READY TO GO. ALL THIS IS PUTTING ME BEHIND SCHEDULE. [bleep], I JUST WISH HE HAD THE [bleep] THING READY FOR ME. - SO, ROY, YOU EVER BEEN TO A RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL? - NEVER. - YOU REALLY WOULD ACTUALLY FIT IN PRETTY WELL. - HMM. - THE ONLY PLACE ROY WOULD FIT IN IS BACKSTAGE AT A TED NUGENT CONCERT. [drill whirring] - PERFECT, JUST LIKE ME. - JUST LOOK FOR THE BLACK CASTLE. IT'S THE ONLY BLACK SHOP AT THE RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL. - IT'S THE ONLY BLACK ONE THERE? - YOU'LL SEE IT. IT'S A BLACK CASTLE. - YOU KNOW, BLACK, LIKE YOUR TRUCK... OR YOUR HEART OR YOUR LUNGS. - BE SURE THAT YOU'RE THERE ON TIME. I HAVE TO LOOK GOOD. HAVE TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING'S THERE EARLY. WE GOT THE KING OF THE RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL COMING IN. OUR REPUTATION IS DEPENDING ON THIS. - EARLY ISN'T A PROBLEM. WASTING MY TIME IS. HE STARTED TO GET ON MY NERVES AND KEEP PUSHING ABOUT DEADLINES. IT'S [bleep] RIDICULOUS. - HERE I GO ONCE AGAIN. GOT TO PEE. DOING THIS JOB WHILE PREGNANT IS HARD. SERIOUSLY, I'M PEEING, LIKE, EVERY FIVE MINUTES. PEOPLE MIGHT CRITICIZE ME FOR DOING THIS WHILE I'M PREGNANT, BUT MY AUNT, SHE LIVES ON A RANCH, AND SHE WORKED UP UNTIL SHE GAVE BIRTH. IMAGINE BACK IN THE DAY. WOMEN WORKED A LOT HARDER THAN I'M WORKING RIGHT NOW. - JEN, NO ONE'S ACCUSING YOU OF WORKING HARD. - I'M STRESSED. I'M ABOUT TO DROP OFF THE FIRST ELF BIKE, AND I'VE GOT TO DO IT QUICK, BECAUSE ME PEEING, STOPPING AND EATING, IT'S REALLY, REALLY PUT ME BEHIND SCHEDULE. - HELLO, JEN. - NICE TO MEET YOU. - WELL, THANK YOU. - ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT SEEING THIS? - I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT SEEING THIS. HOLY SMOKES. OH, THAT'S BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS. - SO, BILL, I'M SORRY I WAS LATE. I'M PREGNANT, SO... - HUH, NOW, THERE'S AN EXCUSE I HAVEN'T USED YET. - ALL RIGHT, JUST LOOKING AROUND THEN, SEE IF... THAT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A LITTLE... SOME SORT OF DAMAGE RIGHT HERE. - I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T SEE IT. - WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T SEE IT, THEN I GUESS IT ISN'T A PROBLEM. - THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST ONES MADE. IF IT WAS ALL PERFECT, IT WOULDN'T BE AS MUCH FUN. SO OTHER THAN THAT, EVERYTHING LOOKS ALL RIGHT. - IT WAS LATE AND HAD DAMAGE? I GUESS PREGNANCY HAS ITS PERKS. - ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU IN A LITTLE WHILE. - OKAY. BYE, BILL. [horn honks] OH, [bleep]. THAT WAS-- [laughs] OKAY, COME BACK. COME HERE. I NEED TO GET PAID. - JEN, I HATE TO BREAK THIS TO YOU. HE AIN'T COMING BACK. - I REALLY NEED TO GET ON THE ROAD SO I CAN DROP THE SECOND BIKE OFF, AND I CAN'T BE LATE. I'M ALREADY RUNNING LATE. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? OH, MY GOSH. [laughs] - OH, I LOVE IT. - GLAD BILL HAD SOME FUN. NOW I NEED TO GET PAID AND GET OUT OF HERE. - OH, I'M VERY SATISFIED WITH THIS, AND I UNDERSTAND YOU GOT TO GET GOING. I GOT THE PAYMENT FOR YOU. THERE YOU GO. - THANK YOU, BILL. IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. GIVE ME A HUG. ALL RIGHT, HOPEFULLY YOU HAVE A BLAST WITH THIS THING. THANK YOU. - DRIVE SAFE. - ALL RIGHT. - BYE-BYE. - GOD, I AM SO GLAD THAT BILL IS HAPPY, BUT I'VE REALLY GOT TO MAKE UP A LOT OF TIME. - MY GPS SAYS I SHOULD SEE IT HERE SHORTLY. - DESTINATION ON LEFT. - THEY SAY IT'S A PRETTY BIG PLACE. I'M ON A CRUSADE TO FIND THAT BLACK CASTLE, DUMP THIS [bleep AND GO. [bleep]. - LADIES OF THE SWORD, SALUTE. [drum music, people singing] - CAN WE SHUT THESE [bleep] PEOPLE UP A LITTLE BIT? WHERE THE [bleep] AM I AT? [bleep]. I DON'T SEE A BLACK CASTLE ANYWHERE. "BIG BLACK CASTLE. ONLY BLACK CASTLE ON THE PROPERTY," HE SAYS. I'M SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE WASTING MY TIME. WELL, I'M ALMOST AT THE END OF THAT. ALMOST AT THE END OF IT. IT'S A BIG BLACK CASTLE. ONLY ONE ON THE PROPERTY, AND I DON'T SEE ONE. I AIN'T SEEING A [bleep] THING. AIN'T NO CASTLE, NO [bleep] NOTHING. [bleep], WELL, I'M [bleep] TIRED OF WALKING AROUND THIS [bleep] PLACE ALREADY. - WHERE'S MY STUFF? - [bleep] THE KING. ONE OF THESE LOADS IS COMING OFF MY TRAILER RIGHT NOW. - LET'S GET THIS [bleep] UNLOADED. - SHE FOUND ME FIRST, AND I AIN'T GOT TIME TO WASTE. SCREW THE OTHER GUY. - I SURE HOPE THOSE BIG PIECES AREN'T BROKEN. - I THINK THEY'LL BE ALL RIGHT. GET OFF THE SIDE OF MY TRAILER. - AW, SIR [bleep]-A-LOT IS GETTING HIS ARMOR IN A WAD. - YOU'RE A NICKEL HOLDING UP A DOLLAR. GET OUT OF THE WAY. - THESE ARE BIG MONEYMAKERS. THEY BETTER BE PERFECT. - WIZARD? WIZARD? - I'M AS CLOSE TO GOD AS YOU'RE EVER GONNA GET. - I'VE GIVEN LIFE. I'VE TAKEN LIFE. GET THE [bleep] OUT OF MY WAY. - WHAT THE BLOODY [bleep]? - I WENT AND LOOKED FOR YOU, AND THERE WAS NO BLACK CASTLE ANYWHERE WHERE I LOOKED. SO JUST GO BACK OVER THERE. JUST GO AWAY. IF THIS CHUMP WOULD HAVE TOLD ME EXACTLY WHERE THE CASTLE WAS, HIS [bleep] WOULD BE OFF MY TRAILER ALREADY. - WE HAVE A DEADLINE TO MEET. - GO AWAY. - THE KING'S COMING TO THE SHOP. CAN YOU DO 30 MINUTES? - NOW HE WANTS ME TO RUSH FOR HIM? THE [bleep]'S WRONG WITH YOU? - CAN YOU DO 30 MINUTES? - I THINK YOU'D BETTER GO AWAY. THIS GUY CAN KISS MY [bleep]. IF THIS CHUMP WOULD HAVE TOLD ME EXACTLY WHERE THE CASTLE WAS, HIS [bleep] WOULD BE OFF MY TRAILER ALREADY. - I'VE GOT 30 MINUTES. - GO AWAY. GO BACK AROUND THE CORNER WHERE YOU BELONG. I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE. [rock music] ♪ ♪ - OKAY, GOOD. I NEED TO MAKE SURE THERE ARE NONE OF 'EM BROKEN BEFORE I PAY YOU. - OKAY. I USUALLY DON'T WAIT FOR MY MONEY, BUT I'LL WAIT FOR A FEW MINUTES. - IT'S GONNA TAKE ME ALL DAY. - THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 'CAUSE I AIN'T COME BACK FOR MY MONEY. YOU'RE PAYING ME TODAY. - I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER MET ANYBODY THAT RUDE. - WELL, LET US INTRODUCE YOU TO SIR ROY GARBER, LORD OF THE ILL-TEMPERED AND SELF-SERVING. - ARE WE GOOD? - DO NOT PAY THAT MAN WITHOUT LOOKING AT THOSE FOSSILS. DO NOT. - [sighs] YEAH, WE'RE GOOD. - [sighs] - HERE'S THE MONEY. I'M PAID IN FULL. THANK YOU. HAVE A NICE DAY. - YOU TOO. DON'T LET THOSE GUYS BEAT YOU UP. - [bleep] RIDICULOUS. - I'M TRYING TO MAKE UP TIME. HOPEFULLY I CAN GET THERE SOONER THAN I THOUGHT, BUT I'VE ALREADY GOT TO FILL UP FOR DIESEL OR I'LL BE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. AND IT'S HARD TO MAKE UP TIME WHEN ALL YOU THINK ABOUT IS PICKLES. AFTER I FILL UP, I'VE GOT TO GET SOME FOOD AND SOME WATER AND MAYBE SEE IF THEY'VE GOT SOME PICKLES. - OH, TRUST ME, HONEY, THOSE PICKLE CRAVINGS ARE THE WORST. - [shrieks] FOUND A PICKLE. [buzzer blares] NOW I SHOULD GET OUT OF THIS DEADLINE PICKLE. I LOVE THE VINEGAR. - I'VE NEVER BEEN PREGNANT, BUT THAT'S JUST GROSS. - [sighs] MY CRAVINGS HAVE GONE AWAY. - HELLO. YOU FINALLY MADE IT. - HI, ARE YOU ROLF? - YES. - YOU WANT TO COME LOOK AT YOUR ELF BIKE? - SURE. OH, THERE WE GO. - YOU NEED ME TO HELP? - NOBODY EVER OFFERS TO HELP ME. MAN, I GOT TO GET PREGNANT. - IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D LIKE TO LOOK AT IT A LITTLE BIT. OH, WE DO HAVE A SCRAPE. - [groans] MY BELLY. - UH... UH, WELL, THAT'S NOT A BIG ENOUGH DING FOR ME TO WORRY ABOUT. - WELL, GOOD. WELL, I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT. - I THINK THAT'LL BE THE RIGHT AMOUNT. ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. - THANK YOU. - I'M GONNA TAKE OFF NOW 'CAUSE THE-- MY FRIENDS ARE WAITING FOR ME. - I KNEW BETTER THIS TIME: MONEY, THEN THE JOYRIDE. [laughs] - WELL, YOU CAN KISS MY [bleep]. IF I CAN'T FIND HIS PLACE AND THEN SOMEBODY ELSE COMES IN... I'M DELIVERING TWO LOADS HERE. I DON'T REALLY GIVE A [bleep]. WELL, THERE'S A BLACK CASTLE RIGHT THERE. - TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH. - LUCKY I'M EVEN HERE, MOUTHY [bleep]. - WE HAD AN ACCORD, SIR. - WE STILL DO. YOU KNOW, YOU GOT SOME STRANGE PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND HERE. - TO EACH HIS OWN. MINIONS, ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED. MAKE HASTE. THE KING IS ON HIS WAY. OKAY, LOOK, WE HAVE TO REALLY HURRY THINGS ALONG. THE KING IS COMING. - OKAY, LET'S GO. YOU ONLY GOT THREE OF 'EM TO GO. - WE STILL HAVE TO SET UP SHOP. GREAT. - MOUTHY [bleep]. - WELL, I KNOW YOU THINK YOU'RE THE KING, BUT THE REAL KING IS ON HIS WAY. - I AM THE REAL KING. - NO, NO, ROY, YOU'RE THE DUKE OF [bleep]. - I CERTAINLY HOPE THAT YOU'RE READY FOR INSPECTION. - MY LORD. THE KING HAS ARRIVED. all: HUZZAH! - EXCELLENT. LET'S SEE YOUR WARES. LET US SEE. WELL, SAM, I THINK THAT LORD GARBER SHOULD BE PROCLAIMED LORD OF VAST AND TIMELY DELIVERIES. - YOU MEAN LORD OF SHORT-FUSED TEMPERS, RIGHT? - GIVE HIM THE MONEY, SAM. - AS YOU SAY, MY LORD. - SIGN THAT, WOULD YOU? - AS YOU SAY, MY LORD. - HAVE A GOOD ONE, GUYS. MAN, THESE PEOPLE ARE [bleep] WACKED. narrator: ROY BROUGHT IN A TOTAL OF $1,890 FOR THE FOSSILS AND THE ARMOR. BUT AFTER EXPENSES, HE DROVE AWAY WITH $1,151 FOR A THREE-DAY RUN. JENNIFER FARED BETTER ON HER RUN. SHE BROUGHT IN $2,500 FOR THE ELF BIKES. AND AFTER EXPENSES, SHE WALKED AWAY WITH $1,720 FOR HER THREE-DAY RUN. - I HAVE TO GO PEE. DRIVING ONE OF THESE ELF BIKES WOULD SAVE ME A LOT IN GAS MONEY... I WANT MY DILL PICKLE. AND MORE MONEY FOR PICKLES. THEY ONLY HAD HOT PICKLES. - THE ONLY THING HE'S MISSING IS A REAL SWORD. - DON'T HAND ME A SWORD IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO USE IT. SO I CAN BE KING NOW? - DO YOU HAVE THE STATURE? - TAKE ONE MORE STEP CLOSER, AND I'LL BE KING.
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Length: 21min 28sec (1288 seconds)
Published: Mon Feb 17 2020
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