"Shia LaBeouf" Live - Rob Cantor

You're walking in the woods There's no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him Shia LaBeouf He's following you about thirty feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you Shia LaBeouf You're looking for your car but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now, and you can see... There's blood on his face My God, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life from Shia LaBeouf He's brandishing a knife, it's Shia LaBeouf Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf) Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf) Eating all the bodies Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him But you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer You creep silently through the underbrush Aha! In the distance, a small cottage with a light on – hope! You move stealthily toward it... But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet) Limping to the cottage (quiet, quiet) Now you're on the doorstep Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf) But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf) You're sneaking up behind him Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf Stab it in his kidney Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg You've beaten Shia LaBeouf Wait! He isn't dead! Shia surprise! There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes But you can do Jiu Jitsu Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping off his head now You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf

Channel: robcantor

Views: 75,478,988

Rating: 4.9077406 out of 5

Keywords: Rob Cantor, Shia LaBeouf (Celebrity), Shia LaBeouf song, Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf, Cannibal, Halloween, Shia, LaBeouf, LaBuff, LaBoof, LaBuouf, Walking in the woods, Tally Hall, Zubin, Sedghi, Bora Karaca, Bora, Citizen Kane, yt:cc=on

Id: o0u4M6vppCI

Length: 3min 28sec (208 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 21 2014

Reddit Comments

[u/seanbrockest]

Did anybody ever offer an explanation as to how this video and song came about? Did he have anything to do with the production or funding? Or did they do it and then just invite him afterwards to see if he wanted to participate as that lone audience member?

[u/Oneofakindof]

Legendary fight! With Shia LaBeouf!

Normal Tuesday night, for Shia LaBeouf...

[u/UtahLass]

Me. I am the person who somehow hadn't see it yet and now I am fulfilled.

[u/[deleted]]

Honestly I can’t give you an exact reason why I love this video as much as I do. It’s just that close to perfect I guess.

[u/Badshovel]

I had actually only seen the end clapping part until now, so thank you for that highly entertaining experience!

[u/Jwil408]

I am to this day unsure what incredible force gathered such talent together to create this, but I remain grateful for it nonetheless.

[u/iwokeuplikejess]

This is and will probably always be my favourite video on the internet

[u/ZombieJesus5000]

WAIT! HE ISN'T DEAD!

[u/Hxcfrog090]

Someone turned this song into a Dungeons and Dragons encounter on DND Beyond. I have yet to run it for my group, but I’m really looking forward to it. “You’re walking in the woods...there’s no one around and your sending stones are dead. checks passive perceptions Out of the corner of your eye you spot him. Shia LeBeouf. Roll initiative.”