Threw It On The Ground

I was walking through the city streets and a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink run faster jump higher man I'm not gonna let you poison me I favor it on the crack man what that garbage in another man's face I go to my favorite hot dog stand and the dude says you come here all the time here's one for free I said man what I look like a charity case I took it and threw it on the crack [Music] please me dog me at the farmers market with my so-called girlfriend she hands me her cell phone yes he is my dad man this ain't my dad this is a cell phone I threw it on the grass I'm my stash some poser hands me cake at a birthday party what you want me to do is eat it happy birthday to fork right to the cake so many things to throw on the ground like this and this and that anything Hollywood phonies tried to give me the autograph Edna - and these guys turned out they had a Taser and they taste me in the plot Hall fell to the ground the phonies didn't let up chasing on my blood home over and over I was screaming his German motto was on fire tomorrow up this story is [Music] you

Channel: thelonelyisland

Views: 118,073,623

Rating: 4.8745427 out of 5

Keywords: earnest, goatee, taser, adventure

Id: gAYL5H46QnQ

Length: 2min 48sec (168 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 25 2011

Reddit Comments

[u/Forever_Man]

A poignant reminder that one can never trust the system

[u/hawkmasta]

I always feel so bad for the hot dog vendor. He always looks so sad after his hot dog gets thrown on the ground.

[u/MachReverb]

Happy birthday to the ground!

[u/WornInShoes]

You can’t buy me, Hot Dog Man

[u/Emperor-of-the-moon]

Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds were in this?! Damn

[u/LSDeeznutz419]

My dad's not a cell phone!!!

[u/loveallmyrolls]

I was walking with my "so called girlfriend"

[u/[deleted]]

I was at the hospital with my so-called wife. The nurse hands me a baby and says “it’s a miracle.” I said MAAAAAN, this ain’t a miracle, it’s a BABY

[u/IAmAssButtKingofHell]

I'M AN ADULT!