Sheriff of Nottingham (Game the Game)

[Music] what's up everybody welcome to game the game I'm your host Becca Scott and every week on this show I show you a new and awesome tabletop game this week we're doing Sheriff of Nottingham but before I introduce you to my friends let me show you how to play we're smuggling contraband and bribing law enforcement that's right it's Sheriff of Nottingham from C Mon Games this competition of intrigue and guile pits three to five players against one another for a farmers market and black market dominance the merchants player with the most wealth at the end of the game wins setup begins with each player receiving a merchant stand a matching merchant bag and fifty gold in the form of 125 fives and 5 single coins next take the goods cards made up of legal goods including apples cheese bread and chickens along with contraband including pepper need joke and crossbows additionally there are 12 royal Goods which count towards your legal Goods total but our contraband there will be seized by the sheriff if he discovers them shuffle the goods together deal 6 to each player and place the rest in the center for a draw pile draw 5 cards to create a discard and then another 5 cards to create a second discard pile players are allowed to glance through them at any given time finally give the sheriff marker to the player with the most literal cash on hand in any form of legal tenders so that would be that's not me that's me gameplay occurs over several rounds divided into five phases during each round one player will play the sheriff while the other players act as merchants after the round is over the sheriff marker rotates to the left and a new round begins with a new sheriff the game lasts until each player has been sheriff twice Pikul note for three player games the game doesn't end until all players have been sheriff three times and you have to remove any goods cards that have a four plus icon in the bottom left like this one the five phase isn't around our market load merchants bag declaration inspection and end-of-round and Duran doesn't sound like it needs its own bullet point but it does first up in the market phase starting with the player to the left of the sheriff each merchant may take a turn finding new goods on their turn a merchant may set aside up to five cards from their hand and draw cards back up to their total of six winned drawing a merchant they pull cards from the top of either discard pile the draw pile or a combination of the three if a merchant wants cards from the discard pile they have to draw those first before grabbing from the draw pile also any cards pulled from the discard pile must be drawn in order so if you want that third card you have to take the two above it cards drawn from the discard also have to be visible to other players which gives the sheriff a hint at what you're trying to sell after replenishing their hand back to six the set aside cards are placed in the discard piles in any order that merchant chooses the sheriff doesn't draw cards this round and doesn't participate until the inspection phase but they should spend this time keeping a watchful eye on those pesky merchants after all merchants have set aside and drawn the player's load the merchants bag in this phase player select one to five goods to covertly place in their bag once the goods are loaded the merchant signals the end of their shipment by snap in that bag shut no going back now next the declaration starting with the merchant to the left of the sheriff each player looks that Sheriff in the eyes and announces what goods that taken to market three apples in the hand in the bag the merchant must truthfully declare exactly the number of goods in their merchant bag they have to be honest about that and the merchant must announce only one type of legal good even if that legal good isn't in the bag I'm saying I've got three apples but I've really got some chicken and pepper in there too after all players have handed the sheriff their bag the inspection can commence the sheriff finally acts by choosing to inspect individual merchant bags or just hand them back to their owners before deciding however the sheriff may solicit bribes from the players to inspection inspection risk confiscation of contraband and undeclared legal goods so sly merchants are wise to negotiate with the sheriff players may offer gold goods from their stands goods in the bag if they really exist or even promised future favors like not inspecting their bag when the sheriff marker rotates if the sheriff agrees to a bribe they have to do it and they hand the bag back to the merchant if a sheriff chooses to inspect the bag and finds contraband or any undeclared legal goods they discard them and collect the total penalty value from the merchants in the ring any legally declared goods that match the player's declaration are still allowed to go to market however if the sheriff opens the bag and finds the declaration to be totally true they must pay the merchants the total penalty of the cards inside therefore the sheriff must suss out the truth from fiction in each player's bag or risk paying the merchants steep fines once all players bags have been either inspected or returned to their owners merchants can reveal their legal goods and load them into their merchants stand any contraband or royal Goods smuggled through should be kept secret and placed facedown on top the number of contraband cards in a stand is public information but the type is a mystery so you can hide your points yeah finally in the end of round phase players draw cards back up to six and pass the share token to the left and a new round begins after all players have been sheriff twice the game ends and players for their points players reveal their contraband and any royal Goods and score the value of all their goods in their merchants stand the value of all their gold and king or queen bonuses the king or queen of each legal good is the player and runner-up who delivered the most of one type of gold to market yeah I'm okay with that patriarchy holding up sure royal goods add to the total for the legal good they represent for example if you've got some rye bread in your contraband that's count for two more towards your total bread if there's a tie the king and queen bonuses are added together and divided equally among the tied players that's how it should be distribution of power but whatever whoever has the most points wins and that was me telling you how to play in a different shirt because it was definitely a different day now let me introduce you to my friends hey guys hi here we got thorn eye everybody he's an actor and Dungeon Master greetings right next to me is Nikki Urban writer comedian actress and adorable pink haired girl who always looks great talent pouring out of my eyeballs are you ready to play some of Nottingham old man okay great so just it to determine who goes first I need to know how much money all got on you show me your money I don't have a wallet 15 dollars cash 15 bucks look I'm hard to beat even if I were alive okay Robert looks like you are the first sheriff you know as we all know and everyone at home by the time I have been sheriff twice because I'll be last player to be sheriff the game ends and we count up our goods so let's look at this old cheat sheet first things first we go to market and because Thor you are technically to the left sheriff and that means you what would you like to do I should look at my car oh yeah I'm gonna discard three I think I did yeah you can't play both apples and cheese and I just needed that cheese did you get the two apples do I need to make this pretty or how's that work make it pretty reverent okay so ready to decide the order in which you discards that's fine you guys are the same three Wow we tried to shuffle we split up the shimmy but this is a big drop it is not easy to shuffle that thing okay Nicki what you got okay okay um okay so I put down first right yes what I want to get rid of it reminded me the other day I was playing deception murder at Hong Kong and it's one of those where you say everybody close your eyes murderer open your office and my friend mouse it was like a murderer choose your weapon she goes hmm I feel pretty good of so oh yeah you put on all this contraband yeah interesting yes any face I put it down nothing then I could put down that won't make me look guilty so I will put down two and draw from the draw pile so that you know I'm a good loyal citizen and I never ever and then these go on top little guard right I have to choose and I could split them up but then I'm making it too easy to get them both so I'm gonna make let me make the chicken harder to get Aaron okay now we load our merchant bags you you will toss it to him as you declare okay I'm ready me too so all three you loaded your merchant bags yeah yeah okay I have five apples oh you have five apples do you did you think about you just take it in your possession okay Nikki I have three apples three apples huh I remember I took all the apples so for cheese for you sheriff for cheese or cheese sir 5 apples 3 apples for cheese and now you get to extract bribes name your price sir you thinking about purple huh that's Thor's bed I'm thinking I'm gonna inspect this no bribe you won't don't even want to bribe for it I'll give you 15 coins really not to inspect this right that's 15 points right there that is points that's a lot of points okay I'll take 15 sir highest I've ever just so you don't have a expectation out of control about what is normal I've never seen somebody give 15 coins for a bag before yeah go ahead and say he's guilty I get my 15 thank you I just live by a different code that's all I'm gonna let the recount your bans huh mm-hmm some might say that was a bad call but you don't know what it is now technically the rules say we all open our bags at the end together but I like playing the way that you just did it which is open it when you get it back you got it okay just just for the people at home that are saying you're doing it wrong House Rules okay so I yeah I have three contraband and I do in fact have two apples laughs I oh you know it was worth a 15 and a 15 we don't know coins richer you are yeah that was a good play for you Robert thank you okay so you're saying you have three apples for me in this bag I do and would you like to put five cents on that to ensure that I don't force you to inspect that I don't inspect this what if I said I felt pretty confident that I have three apples I'm gonna accept it I'm not gonna inspect it would she go she goes she could apples she snuck one past the goalie well five five so depending on what that is five wouldn't be worth it because the penalty if you got it would be four so you'd have to ask for a lower bribe if there's only one contraband kind of thing dear Sheriff you are such a wonderful Honorable Sheriff defense I will give you six points for your four cheese's for my four cheese's they are definitely off cheese's four cheese's definitely six coins six coins sweet how about by a by eight instead of seven okay you made it past the inspection point all right do I still redraw back up or now I I think you draw first okay so I need five no no you keep what you owe those are all contraband yeah I think that's five it is you just need three okay you've got all six I'm gonna pay attention to what you guys exchange now what how would you like to go to market all right Nicky you're up first there's one grab one discard one Oh discard one card first this card first face down face down hey there's a lot of procedure happening okay and then grab yep okay great and then place face off and then plate okay great Oh nailed it okay my turn there are no good cards face that so okay there's nothing good for me to grab from the table so I'm just gonna draw from the pile and I just need to there we go I am going to laugh at all I'm gonna so I see that there's a chicken pretty close to the top on the left discard pile so I'm gonna hide my chicken I'm putting down on the right side so that Robert will have to pick up more in order to get two chickens okay what you gonna do okay I am going to get rid of or cards and I'm going to pick up these babies and these babies and make myself a master pile of chickens and then I have to place the ones that I put where you want him put down okay I'm gonna put them like this and like this you're hiding your apples I'm hiding over there it is a green apple that counts as two apples yeah green apples are better than red all right all right let me have your bags then oh I already loaded no your bags thank you thank you okay and then your bag as well sir give me that satisfying clop okay so we'll start with you what is your declaration thank you I got it okay well what is this oh I have four breads for bread you say I've got four bread I don't believe that what are you gonna do to make it worth my yeah not yet okay sorry sir I have full apples for you I don't believe that either what do you have I have four chickens for you four chickens now your anti poker facing but your double doing it I don't know it's a mobius strip of lies and truth is it is I saw you pick twos that might be true but we'll see wait what is mobius strip a mobius strip is a like it's a infinity loop that is I don't know exactly but it kind of floats in space and it's like a kind of pasta that's infinity symbol but someone's lying about lying about lying yeah I only knew of Mobius trip because it is someone's username in the cake and sundry twitch chat in the one in the twin on the geek and sundry twitch chat okay I just thought the musician was getting kinky so I'm pretty sure you don't have what you say you have nope so go ahead and make it worth my while every red card in there is worth at least four for you I've got two pennies then two a little little coins let's make it at least three is it worth it yeah if I catch you you pay me for that's fine yeah so yeah four if I catch you you pay me for it depends on what it is if it's sticking well all the contraband are for contraband is for but legal goods that are not the one claimed is that and I see over there that the illegal goods that aren't the contraband directly is just three for the Royals right so you're giving me one three here yeah okay well I don't believe you okay so actually you made it you you did make the right choice there you don't get the chicken but you do get your bread back yeah you keep your money except two cuz I'd call you four - right - because the chicken obviously yeah it's worth - we fight cash it but it would have been worth three if I'd let her go through okay that's checks out there you go there you go what about you you said how much for apples okay it's in a red bag so you know it matches the color of my head would you saw him you saw me give him a lot of cash last round so I don't need a little bit of cash let go she was telling the truth it was but she didn't pick up any apples that she got lucky there yeah that's why I was like there's no way here oh wait I got to give you eight right eight please I am now okay I saw you pick two chickens well yeah I'm declaring four there really are four chickens in there I do declare don't you do that thing what they're plump juicy Fiji chickens I still give me at least two or three just to let it go smoothly which two or three three please I just can't part with them I give you 15 last turn I know and I appreciated it it was the highlight of my game thus far I just want to keep on my I want to keep all my coins I like you I just need to keep my coins that's my choice I'm gonna live with it and those are four beautiful chickens they're just a mix of dark meat and light me couldn't carving they're good table chickens and then you're over covering over covering so those two chickens you took there's at least some of them in there God can see me for chicken my round of Sheriff didn't work out at all I got no money I got - sex 6 negative 6 I got 2 from her now a little board organization are these contraband that's your hand I think it's my remaining thing oh baby super sheriff so of course you don't have anything through yet ok sure passes to the left Thank You sheriff first things first you draw up your hand oh yeah I got that oh you got it ok great I'm sorry I went I went quickly no that's alright that's accepted I draw it left my hand with four please 1 2 3 4 ok 3 what you need you got them all I got it need one actually that's crazy that's crazy oh well looks like I'm the sheriff now honey and I am first to draw up so I'm gonna lay down [Music] yeah what do you got for me welcome to market I'm putting down two and I'm picking up two okay and I am going to hide this good stuff with some bad stuff hmm Robert oh um let's see I am going to get rid of I'm going to get rid of three cards and draw three cards I will take no no I appreciate it trust me I'm gonna take these two and that and then this one where you putting these I'm gonna put them in the maximally damaging place you got two breads and one pepper their breads on bond good I say what I'm right there no I'll Thor's deciding Robert I need to know how many hats are in your collection probably 25 Wow yeah yeah you got one for every outfit I've got a lot of them for a lot of outfits are they all similar to this particular style a lot of them well this is more of a pie a lot of them are more traditional fedoras and then I have a nice sub collection of flat cap discard 3 a sub collection that we draw all three okay redrawn three mm-hmm where you gonna put that pile these are all goodies oh very considerate for next turn alright alright I'm ready things that good karma solid snap you notice we gave you the blue I did notice yeah preciate that Alright course Matt for cheese for cheese for apples for apples and for chickens turn them in chickens look at that beautiful okay so you said forth Jesus oh my snap was not snapped I'm snappin there yeah there you go okay so you have four cheese's in here home just for chases mmm I don't know my pockets feeling a little itchy okay I feel like it's a little itchy er than that was that one no I believe you you have more I just have the one coin trust poet's merchants just trying to peddle my with just one coin huh just the one hmm yeah inspector oh my goodness right [Music] [Laughter] yeah please that's my mom's trick she always offers one fair enough no oh man hey can I give you two fives and get to Benny's buy would be happy to give you a change for you to start yeah for you I did say for apples now you remember how my four chickens went yeah yeah I'm gonna go ahead and open up this oh are you you don't want to you're not bribe pool not bribe up all depends on my money is he a thief as well how many is it wise for me to bribe you good so much contraband you got in there I don't have any contraband in there but just to make sure you don't open it cuz I don't want you to open uh-huh let's say six six six that's a lot you can get back up you can get like mud flaps for your bicycle for your chiku it's a bicycle give me a salad popping two more of those coins so I can at least make up the loss of my previous failure eight so you're talking about a and I won't open this I paid you eight he paid you 15 cool I'm just happy to be I'm just happy to make up malossi I'm just trying to keep your dignity intact that's very nice it's all I have these days really my dignity it's just a burden I find ultimately don't worry it's manufactured dignity if that counts for anything yeah okay so I open my bag right yeah okay so here's my big reveal is that right now we just have an advantage this your show now we know your contraband includes mini apples that's all right it's not a big deal it's okay we just man hopefully we'll forget all right so should I do this again clean Robert showed us his contraband he's so confident he's just like this is legal there so they go so what are you gonna do about it but it's almost confusing because they are apples they are yes yeah hey learning experience but they're spoiled apples or tainted apples or red apples or contraband I don't deserve those fine fine green apples get those royal you need special permits to trade in those apples I have lost money the whole time every one of my turns and not a little money a lot of money so I don't have a lot to bribe you with door nor can I include a lot of contraband because if I get caught I am done so what so you what do you have in here again I have a four up I mean what was it chickens chickens over four chickens a I'm gonna open this what you're not even gonna ask for Brian a second I don't know this is this all feels so fishy to me no you know what I feel like I feel like it actually is for chickens wait no maybe this is how many chickens are out almost no tickets oh but there's a whole stack of them no there aren't wait I took the chicken this isn't for chickens and what is it a couple of tickets to chickens Jawad and cheese I'm bad at this game confident dang give me that cash money bankrupt I wasn't lying about that part it's uh it's good to be change so I get to keep these then right no they oh they goes but you decide we're in the discard ah well good-bye silk just not like you got nothing there you go Thanks you're welcome you know it started rough because I tricked ya within Robert a Jew so you were even more money there oh I was so excited to trick myself but I am now remember that ok so yes I go to market first yes go tomorrow ok go Jersey markets what would you like I'm gonna I'm gonna discard those cards three three or four and I'm going to collect one from here oh that's exactly the one I wanted okay you discarded three cheeses i discarded three cheeses I want someone to make some huge she's sculpture well that's got some people are some people are cheese people and other people are other people are respectable we're gonna weigh this we're gonna bog that down with a crossbow somebody get right between the eyes okay so I'm just gonna go ahead and take that immediately see it's card for take all those yeah he's getting a whole cheese board board making sure kutari tonight good night a biscuit six man so that's that's what I do I'm gonna put then I'm gonna put one contraband over there this year always hide the bread I'm putting down three and I'm picking up three from here I'm here to be nice well there's nothing really to hide them all right so you go first so it's to me I'm very easily intimidated when I face any sheriff or authority figure you poker person I have here's what I've got honest this is for real this I have for these are for Apple's cards so it's batches of apples so for Carson it's for apples he's telling the truth because there's contraband apples and I'll give you to make sure that you don't inspect it oh I've got to hear the other declarations yeah I like I like making the bribe offer immediately - that's how I play normally I get it and then you can negotiate afterwards further no I'll just leave it as is for now okay I have four cheese's because you saw me take three of them well I have only two accounts less so you know at least one of them must be a cheese Oh me I have three breads three breads just for Apple uh-huh but my depth of more cheese sheriff three breads three breads huh so innocent I just want to say three of the lowest-scoring thing in the game yeah for you I hope you're not gluten-free cuz there's some right up in there okay I don't think that's inspecting all right so we've got four apples definitely forties four cheese three bread three prints I had to remind you what are you gonna give me not to open this bag Robert so what did I say it was forth apples hey you souls and apples are so how many do you think's a good opening bid for me I just feel like I'll take 16 coins 16 that's a crazy bid do you have change for you have change of you know what I'm not gonna give you a single nickel dime okay they're not illegal it's worth 16 no she's got a offer you a deal is less no I'm saying I'm if you're if there's one contraband in here you can give me four I'm just you asked for an opening bid uh-huh see you for four you're telling me for I want to keep all my coins I'm just I'm superstitious about it I'm not gonna give you anything it's for apples I can make change no no I mean I could give you some money I just and Waya and and below all of you I'll take 2000 I'll give you one like your mom would that logic one and you said there was four cheesin you expect me to believe when you picked up three cheese that you already had one cheese in your hand and you're being honest about it thank you all cheese take your good cheese sorry I got here's your one coin thank you what's he got mmm whatever it is you deserve forces that there was some bread and now there's not some bread I think what will you want for me not to open it [Music] [Applause] do you contraband anyone bread so you keep spread and I need eight that's not easy to lie I know and I I do have played this game too much advantage before and I'm losing I brought this home on more than one family vacation it is a great game this phone yeah sure it's real fun okay back to the examples uh-huh I saw you pick up to Apple well let me just see how many coins I might have to even give you if I were to feel like it you're gonna put out what you're gonna bring me and then you know what though I want to keep them all confident I want to force your I want man as a poker genius is it now because he didn't trick me yeah you even knew he had four hours before you opened it up to yeah okay I feel very good about that round it doesn't always go that well for me all right so back to his last time as sheriff right that's correct we are flying through this game guys you caught on to it really quick no yes yes you don't count there you played this before and you just gave away all your money but you made bold choices well the original one was a good one but the subsequent 16 coins was terrible all right it's no fun if no one ever opens bags it's true so we got a redraw my rehearse or is he Robert should draw first in the way that I play I'm drawn up okay Madeline here's the thing just Robert trust me okay alright Thor you are the first one to go to market here he's going to market I can I can discard for yes goodness you can discard up to five but not all six [Music] we took one cheese what I wish I could do five wishes I took one Apple yeah well now you guys don't know anymore but there's definitely cheese in there that's the important part r20 he got a plan I am humming and hawing is it hymning or is it humming hemming and Wow means turning someone into a male hemming how differently Hemme happening I mean like like fixing the bottom of a dress correct I'm dropping that I'm grabbing just do from here right I can do that yes okay so what's a two for two so much cost Rand [Music] okay she picked up [Music] yeah y'all don't know y'all don't even know okay great I picked up one card from the discard and one card from the pile and now we load the merchants bags okay now loading merchants bags so this is creating your little live creating the filling the laibach all right paper plastic or lives that's a I should rename this game paper plastic our lives oh yeah you don't make sure wow that's good too it's pretty good yeah that is for cheese for cheese if he weren't so adorable you just disbelieve him instantaneously that's why you should just believe it I already am still made no money I mean I did have four cheese last time all right what do you got well I have four apples oh wow with a renewed sense of confidence this time for apples for two Z's for cheese's for Zack for apples this is three chickens good good sir good sure this is three chickens good sure sure good sharp same buy it okay so now is the inspection phase yes fine so I so I decide whether to believe you and your four cheese's yes we saw you pick up one cheese and two contraband which are left he doesn't eat contraband and he does need contraband so this is where the share our exports okay so then you extort me for how much do you think it's worth I think I'd let you sale for fifteen corn all right let's you know there's at least three cheese in there well actually you know about two but there's at least three T's in there let's say let's say one of them is actually fake all right ten no no no no that one that one could it most be worth nine for me so I can give you four would be the price if you catch it uh-huh so I can give you four and you just let it go and we're square uh or I give you five all right I'll take five okay you could either I could give you four or I could give you five smart going with the five yeah I mean if I just give him four there's nothing's happened right we don't have any action so this one is he gets his backpack backpack thank you Peck that's your little bag of Lies the bag of Lies has in fact got sweets okay need it all contraband to your she's a cheese king right now yeah don't have a lot of money but you dang off a lot of cheese it's gonna be constipated later I think it depends on your Constitution I'm Nordic so we have the gene that lets you process diet dairy oh that's important okay so now you are claiming you got four right now for apples and I didn't see anything that you took cuz you took them blind so how long why have any inkling of what's in here actually wait a minute wait I'm trying to listen I know one thing in here there's a little pig in here yeah you brought a little pig to market so you're saying it's for apples it's for apples how much is it worth to you to have me not inspect it really it is for apples but but I'd say it's probably about worth what her mom would say it's worth open I'm gonna inspect it has been done no no so I I blame you they owe oh well you get your two apples I have not keep your two apples I'm not good at this it's hard and I decide where to put it's hard when we don't let so those are discord where you want one over there now those were each those were Mead they were each worth seven if you get it through so you would have gotten a total of fourteen coins at the end so if Nathan wears it to offer even up to ten I'm almost even ten good solid strategy I just explained that to you in detail in the run right before yours woman says that I don't understand great pleasure doing business with you that well for you there okay so what are you claiming to be trying to sneak through for chickens chickens is all that's just three chickens I think you should give me money at least fifteen but these are all high-end contraband items actually Oh No so let's say no and I'm just assuming now at this point it's worth it three three so put another five on there and we'll begin to talk okay I'd still do three a few if you want three not to open it this is five no give me five yeah you want to give me five it's wise for you to give me five I like you but you're highly no I would open it you know the bid is just a coin this was a count of the counter is good oh that was painful I don't like doing not as well made a good deal little bear deal that was a fair market deal yeah it was a fair trade no I am the Sheridan's worked out horribly last time I spoke for a better one this time oh really you change your strategy for the people in I'm gonna suck less it's gonna be my winning strategy this turn good luck one two three vote and I need three thank you do you have a six to start I had 6 to start and I'm going to get actually Nikki's patern oh yes oh yes yes what happens when you're out of coins you can't bribe anyone yeah but like what if you're on the hook for money as a sheriff I've never seen that ha ha breaking new ground wow I guess we have to consult the rulebook for that one because I never seen anyone that poor in this game yeah come on Wow can I keep what I have yeah sure cool ok then I will keep what I have get the t'market I'm gonna lay down three and draw three and you sir I'm gonna lay down for look you can drop from here you so wish yeah I'd love to the option anyways I'm gonna lay down for and draw it's just tons of Mead for so much me just sitting in some dusty dark cellar unsold mm-hmm sad sad to see all that need go to waste right so what do you have where do you want these to go rubber is beautiful bread no it's really connecting collecting Brad except Nicky I'll put two breads on the right and the other two on the with the bread hidden yes sorry I have two breads to bread four cheeses and I've got three I will stayed no or was it an actor can smell his own come on well I can't though clearly okay so two of anything makes no sense at all why would you give - and you have many things available I'm gonna take this unless you give me lots of money I'm taking this is worth 18 because it's two weapons or it could be up there at least between 14 and 18 so if you give me eight and we're splitting the profits there actually you gotta give me nine or ten because there's gonna be eight anyway cuz they're both red would you just - what kind of trickery is this I'll give you five I'll give you five but that's six five makes sense all right I'll just fix pepper okay - you did have a bread well then wait what do you have okay it was three you said it was three right no it's - she's a two breads like why did you slip three through no no bread in one contraband oh and your turn what do you have for cheese okay you need money Diane you want some money I do need some money okay I'll give me a fiber a fiber yeah no but you probably have two things in there because you're gambling on me not being able to you do need also split it half your profits which is gonna be like I'll take seven done deal she is viable quadruple you knew those two I paid you for it yeah that was a fair price I guess all right sir okay and I had and this time it's it really is your pass smart which you are currently now is the time to sneak the contraband pass me that's why I can't afford to inspect it every play heretofore and our present inter dynamic would tend to believe that this is my big chance it is indeed it is big chance to sneak just the contraband but it's this but I what but I'm being honest and telling you that there is no contraband it's actually honestly three apples because I find honest relations between people to be the best way forward always three apples Parcells problem you have so many apples early already gonna win the apples but there's reason to you want to because you know you have to contraband apples know I need to really totally win all the apples and that's why I gave you so free nhanh I believe at this is apples but I think one of these apples is the one that gives you extra bonus for more apples do you think that yeah so I think you should give me let's say five for that because that's what ten points oh you're giving me a bargain very much so and yet I refuse it completely and I retain all my coinage and are in part with not a single cent and that's my you know what that's my final offer [Music] wait wait let's go back you need that card because it's gonna give you five points five I knew it could probably be all apples but if it was all a bazillion it cost me six if it was in fact the contraband Golden Apple that would have been like 12 extra points for ham it would have been rather take the six point hit oh you played it but I had to for the for the sake of everyone else well done sir I know at least you had fun exchange okay oh let me grab my oh yeah wait you're in order you glamorous right I already have six okay I need one two three four Robert I got you one two three well I love this court five okay whoo well I was gonna do something totally different but and these two and I will put down three apples and one pepper I'm gonna do one here and two apples here for you Apple Baron that smirk when I call it out the Golden Apple that was clutch dude that was class yes he was pushing it though and you didn't know if you didn't even really know about that card I yet played it I said oh yeah of course it is well the question was was it a single bluffer a double bluff just a single ball he's been della bluffing in the whole time by re bluffing again there's a quad Bluff what is the secret are you just literally just like that like just saying anything it's like poker people think I'm lying all the time so when I'm not lying they think I'm lying but then they think is he really trying to look like he's lying so that we think he's lying but then he's telling the truth it just goes on and on people don't know how's drip how deep in the onion to peel and at the bottom there's no person here there's just just pokers fine it's getting in a relationship with me okay I'm gonna get five cards these three my ankles this one and I'm gonna take this one one from the draw and where will you put those are my five discards and I will put them um I'll hide the chicken under under the task and I'll hide the two things under sorry about that oh no you mean it dinosaur sound that's the sound it makes when you drive your car yep that assumes that any human has ever heard any dinosaurs I thought being land before what some of them would have made all right so I'm gonna I gave five take those two so I get the chicken you got that chicken and Mead well I know what I'm doing and I my bag is locked and loaded sure okay great so what you got for me well I want to hear some snaps yeah Helen what's in my bag of truth oh bread for you Sheriff hmm bye breads a my breads I have four apples here and no contraband mm I did put down three days I'm lying clearly as the same as your mom's one point for apples okay she said five breads I'm Brent for apples here's the contraband you saw plus another one oh me oh me okay you said open it open just open it actually I will you're right I got very lucky with having a lot of the same brush and then I use that to talk with you guys yeah I'm sorry you owe me I have children feed well you know five hamsters at least ones in my market and they can buy some bread I'm sorry all right what did you say you have guilty Oh for apples I don't believe you and I'm good not even gonna take the bribe you know what I'm one of those people who doesn't snap out of character you say cut Robert Buscemi that's right he's still in it I'm the Daniel day-lewis of Jennifer Jason please or whatever I just don't stop acting again a pleasure doing business with you because the last few rounds everyone's like desperately trying to get their numbers up so they're being truthful Oh change there's 10 wow we really cleaned you out and you have a little bit of chicken how many no contraband how much will you give me for this I am poorer than knowing I'm not more than you I'll give you four that's totally worth it gonna be four chickens Lots there was two real chickens one contraband chicken and my chickens only three I think is it oh no it's four because chickens are worth more than the other so you get to keep these chickens but not this contraband that's very annoying actually okay final round final round and I am Sheriff I'm gonna pass drawing new cards how many cards you Dean Mercer you and I have been destroyed okay and it's really between the two of them look what I look like between the two of them I think it's Becca cause she has all of the leads only all the other things I got real lucky on need for every time either oh well this time I could get screwed because I might open your pouches and oh you guys lots of money yeah that's true oh oh I don't see us I think uh yeah I said I forgot all six um also I just have to say no it's not just luck it's excellent strategy thank you yeah yeah no I've just been bad she's got she's not wonderful facial control whoo thank you Lisa no it's I played this game a lot which I need to go back to playing games I haven't played on this show because it's not fair it's so you go first sir okay I don't know we were trying to be fair I will turn right five cards Oh justjust blind please blind draw good access I want to discard four okay hold on you might get a chance to draw some girls if you want depending on where Robert puts these three contraband and regiment okay let's see here berry that chicken over there under some pepper [Music] will ya you gave up yourself away by reaching for that she's okay I'm experienced at this area the cheese and bread under a silk yeah that's my third favorite houndstooth no that's a pattern that's not at all what are the first two let's see latex latex and leather yeah leather and latex yeah okay i got a gum am I still gonna give I don't have to go all the way to the cheese there you were how you do that salt all right I'm gonna go for I can't get that short to profile you want this cheese I mean up to you you know what just take a chance on you neither of you have shown me anything you've drawn okay you've got contraband and apples where do you want to put them I'm just gonna stack this mm-hmm oh sorry just just do the Apple and then all of these yes that way okay I know we get new stuff you just want to play with your new stuff you don't want to deal with getting rid of the old stuff Nikki [Music] - you all are doing blind drawers but if you want to pick up here you have to do it first okay I'm just gonna with the only got one contraband and one of these guys okay you're giving up a bread and a cheese okay it doesn't matter cuz nobody's drying so I'm putting them wherever okay now load up your merchant bags for me the sheriff what's the sound you're waiting to hear what sweet good snap good snap I judge the quality of your goods by the the volume of your snap so my first to declare what I've got it's three breads three breaths no it is three breaths I have a very funny in the eye and when you save the run very intimidating last time no it is three breaths okay three breads you're trying to challenge me my bread barony mm-hmm and we're tied for bread okay um and then here in this year a purple bag fortunes he said that he did have you seen my scoreboard I have like less goods than I started with [Laughter] - chicken - chicken - a whole chickens in this economy - delicious whole chickens this is a last round just so everyone knows okay by the way they're just deliciously looking don't you don't have to eat them okay so you have bread in here uh-huh I don't want you to have bread um I will not open your bag if instead of bribing me you give me one bread deal baguette to you now I'm regretting it cuz I feel like there's got to be a lot of contraband but go ahead I don't save one bread well one bread which has to be revealed and then another thing which doesn't have to be by the rules revealed and that you will not know at present more green apples okay what's in here and you don't want me to open this I do I mean inori's yeah cuz there I was gonna go for the cheese and I didn't get it something like more likely to get cheese in the thing I am convinced there is at least one contraband in here how much money will you give me not to open it well that would be worth for so I'll do it for nine five nine that's not worth the contraband then okay I'll do it for seven no six here's six no there is literally not I'll let you keep it cuz that you feel bad Paul thanks my six okay it's all contraband isn't it one is which you were right about one's a chicken oh I'm also contraband and to orgies I'll let you get ahead with chicken on that one oh you already we were already the chicken late I just mean you already tied with with Robert for most chicken yeah if someone doesn't have golden chicken you got two chickens right here I do which won't won't jeopardize anybody's no chicken king or queen leanest if it's all contraband then I want eight coins oh my what what are you gonna offer me I'm not sure she wants to open it conservative that is the end of the game end of the game contraband starting with [Music] so my first you Robert tell us what you did this game and then tell us how many points you have well I attribute my success to cornering the Apple market and ignoring everything else except of a couple chickens and being as honestly deceitful as I could possibly be and as a reward the powers that be rewarded me with a hundred and seventy three cents Wow thank you I dominated nothing originally started the plan out by by sneaking past some double breads because the breads would have been worth fifteen itself winning it so plus the contraband value plus the other cheese but then I got no bread so I didn't work out yeah so that and I got I did win cheese but I didn't even have to cheat to do it and I also won chicken so I won two markets but they didn't have enough I paid for it in coin so best I have only a hundred and twenty third twenty four pretty good pretty good good showing I mean over one hundred in this game I think is look uh I'm gonna be honest I didn't dominate anything I'd like to think of myself as a small business owner you know starting from the bottom maybe next game I can work myself up a little higher here's the deal I don't I don't want to be deceitful as a business owner I want to make sure than my my wares or or exactly what I see so I I mean branded it's a slow game but I mean I only have 79 cents gold pieces gold pieces gold silver you're doing well you know if you look at everybody in the market but just we're going down for corruption eventually and you're gonna be left standing thank you you look we can't all win in this game of capitalism it's a very capitalistic game as our most games yeah did you know originally there was two versions of Monopoly a socialist women can't do this one anyways story for another time because we're at the end of our show play socialist monopoly I know I've never played it I just know it once existed Beca how'd you do okay well here's the thing um my strategy in this game was to be overly confident and think that I was winning the whole time when really Robert won let me tell you how I did it in how I should have done it I was just so excited that I had so many matches then I stopped trying to get contraband through even though I got a lot at the beginning and I was no Apple Baroness or an bareness of much at all I I regret how honest I was and I only have one hundred and forty nine points my goodness oh well Cheers all in second place that is an excellent showing I would say but Robert the Apple King destroyed I'd like to thank my parents I'd like to thank your parents and your parents and your parents and everyone's parents really for training them less well than mine did me well thanks so much to everyone's parents at home thanks so much to you guys for playing with me pleasure having you and we'll see you guys next time on games a game where we'll have a brand new game next week [Music]

Channel: Geek & Sundry

Views: 82,776

Keywords: geek and sundry, geek & sundry, felicia day, the guild, charlie supernatural, becca scott, robin hood, bluff, party games, board games, poker, texas hold 'em, cmon games

Id: qSv1zPrU8gw

Length: 74min 2sec (4442 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 07 2018