Shane vs. Rogan: Battle of Beer & Pee

i mean like most people who listen to this are like what the [ __ ] is going on like what are we doing yeah there's going to come a point in time what do you do what'd you do i don't know you gave me this eagle bong funnel your funnel it works are you gonna make him do this he'll be fine he's not gonna be fine it's gonna be cold i'm a grown up [Music] look at that how fun and easy that is joe you're next i love how you're drinking having eagles there you go yes your [ __ ] goes totally sideways and we're done here's this dude you might need to move to france yeah you're gonna save some for later sick why are you doing that it is cold it is cold damn holy [ __ ] [Music] huh how do you not pee i have extraordinary bladder he's not drinking that much i had um fifth whiskey here yeah a little bit of coffee kind of a bunch of whiskeys had the beer yeah no i could last for hours that beer will get you we'll see here's the thing i've done this so long i guess you want to have a pee off yes let's just drink a glass of water every 20 you and i right well here's the thing i could last for days yeah but here's the thing you're more of a psycho so you'll be that's true i'm ready i'm ready to survive internal damage [Music] you're going to the hospital tonight shane have you [Music] [Applause] i'm not even thinking about it i'll be honest the reason i was going out there where's the beer to get more beers [Music] this is going to be an r kelly's got real problems when it comes to this kind of stuff competition [Music] when it comes to the only thing i can beat you in is drinking and not peeing maybe i promise there's a lot of things you can beat me in sweetie everything sweetie but when it comes to drinking volume for sure volume i mean you're saying volume i don't i don't know how but how long can you wait before you have to pee oh [ __ ] i drank a lot i had a bunch of bug lights don't try to diminish my participation joe i'm not saying your your participation is diminished oh boy the problem is you've set a precedent i did i said a nasty precedent and you're gonna have to pee before me oh sure for sure you see you have to decide what you're going to do joe i respect you you beat me in almost everything you can't believe me no no no joke we'll see you guys i'd like to have kids one day you want kids yeah i'm not going anywhere [Applause] i'm not going anywhere oh [ __ ] you gotta get laid so what happened what trauma happened where you made you this competitive yeah then jojo grab it i swear to god i'm not pissing okay does anybody have a leg bones will crumble you are dying to piss i can tell not even a little bit now that you're close dude yeah he's had three drinks we're five hours in here i've had 20. he's had two give me that breathalyzer again i don't need a breathalyzer to know that i'm not gonna pee oh [Applause] that's all about well i don't need a new one [Applause] i'm gonna hold it in even after we leave here just just for uh out of principle well give me one all right yeah you are oh i won't that you're cute oh cute you don't understand what's happening here cute is never that's kind of like standing there this is adorable you're going to the death you don't understand how cute i am [ __ ] he's a cute kid you won't joe i don't think you're right you guys are adorable you won't though i woke up at 4 00 a.m he's about to put it down and not just no you all here we go news radio yeah [Music] oh that's a good question mark not at all it's a solid question it's a good question mark the interview gets turned on the interviewer how does it feel what feel how does mark's uh uh question of something something of you what do you say you i said you brought up peeing i think you're projecting no i forgot that that was even a bet oh i'm trying to plan i was thinking about it i'm trying to plant it in his head i think this conversation needs new funnel a new funnel welcome gentlemen a long day they just finished six and a half hours of the protect our parks podcast in which i don't want to give anything away but this doesn't come out for two weeks joe rogan vomited today on the show so this is put joe rogan in a [ __ ] body bag how did it happen how like like why did he puke all the steroids kicked in [Music] oh

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Length: 7min 27sec (447 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 15 2022