Sgt. Lincoln Osiris Quotes from Tropic Thunder : Part 1

in a time where to be different was to be condemned and to be condemned was to die one man chose to question his God from Fox Searchlight five-time Academy Award winner Kirk Lazarus and MTV Movie Award Best Kiss winner Tobey Maguire of the Beijing Film Festival's coveted crying monkey award Satan's pally he saw two [ __ ] to occur larcenies chicken [ __ ] drop up are using your food ollie system until tab we did heroin Dede bullied and big thumbs up but he won't be here oh that's just elbows gotta chew askew and meatballs [ __ ] ass bought the six by three fun now get your ass over to do it football fans you ricky home now subha I hope you like a mugging me cuz that's exactly what I'm gonna be bringing back and served up in this world perv gonna be limping oh look it's me playing with renée's I'm calling I can't feel my legs hey nothing but a fine I mean I just oh now we rewrite right were you guys rewrite it ex injection can't products going down you know what Kirk I'm ready to do the scene hey [ __ ] mean the scene is about emotionality where is it downtown flip the script mental Chinese booyah away from my mana crap no stop tailgating me you pasty teabag I'm going potty go home a dick hey one week down two weeks behind GI Joe can't cry don't matter cuz you ain't got em turned on anyway let's party yeah yeah you better get your [ __ ] straight I'll be on the next Nick [ __ ] out of your pain you feel me yeah here comes another there you go now what the hell'd I'm in wind-up cellphones in 69 man I'm here to tell you Jimmy wherever you are wherever he is it's like he's all over the place that's what all that plain god stuff was about he's trying to get us to act good save the movie here pay God speed Josh back ya [ __ ] this [ __ ] dead ain't no Criss Angel Mindfreak David Blaine trapdoor horseshit jumpin off here hey you want to get on the train here or you want to ruin another take huh ain't no goddamn takes a no goddamn motion picture you sure oh yeah yeah for certainly why is still character hmm I know but I don't have to tell you you know man I don't drop character til I done a DVD commentary then again always found me your observation in and of itself is a tad rudimentary sometimes you got to dig deeper to buy the true emotional paper thus we can diagram the sources of pain and that pivot you know yeah yeah living yeah exactly you know there were times when I was doing jack that I actually felt [ __ ] like really [ __ ] I mean it brushed my teeth [ __ ] I rode bus [ __ ] damn in a weird way I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that it was okay to be stupid or dumb to be [ __ ] yeah to be Veronica exactly to be more an imbecile yeah doctor dumbest [ __ ] to devil ear when I was playing the character when you were secure yeah I mean as Jack definitely Jack stupid ass Jack yeah right use farting in bathtubs laughing you [ __ ] hmm yeah what do you mean check it out doesn't often Rayman loop [ __ ] a frittata it not [ __ ] cat toothpicks cheek art autistic yep not retired no Tom Hanks Forrest Gump slow yes [ __ ] maybe braces on his legs but he charmed the pants off Nixon anyone a ping-pong competition that ain't [ __ ] he was goddamn war hero we know any [ __ ] war heroes you went full [ __ ] man never go full [ __ ] you don't buy their ass Sean Penn 2001 I am saying never wear full [ __ ] when I am to him I was going that Matt chief huh yeah okay I got ya Damon gave it to me remember yeah but he gave it to you for us uh-huh yeah okay I got you got upside-down thank you let us go one way the numbers no time the two time John I got you back man well I'm cool are you are cool yeah but you don't character dis licks it now cactus not to you a cartographer it all finds out man you look tired you look like a bunkie hit us up so I can will receive your [ __ ] alright that's okay once you can point I'm on point right here and you still got that [ __ ] up side down the numbers help man the numbers the let's go across the top and the numbers want the Mac yeah laughter [ __ ] we can't have it cuz baby give ya Sarducci hold up Mac keep it on the down-low I don't really got a piston trying to talk hegemon you went to boot camp right you read man yeah yeah I think so and I know Stephen got everyone convinced we out here making plainer behaves on YouTube associa but I don't buy you want to step on brie lame I won't die huh gonna get shot by real [ __ ] typically hit man oh Christ I try to get home man get the job come up next to you uh-huh yeah it's about a blinking John Wilkes Booth when they both young oh wow yeah it's a classic picture dude scandal plucky don't slap a beard on you well what's your [ __ ] name it's a Kevin yeah understand asking you don't put that map you can I count on you ah well all right I can't see if dynamite mm yeah yes bill just like baloney for some reason why you all in my ear talking a whole bunch of [ __ ] that I'm trying to yeah give cookie oh no me like that so come on one is the knickknack paddywhacks still riding Cadillacs family up breathe baby my homie put the back still seconds fly girl still action pack and so I keep it flipping like acrobat that's why I pack a Mack your back cuz overweight this boat people in the second track but I ain't speaking about growling growling just thinking about brawling till y'all got balling we all in together down birds of a feather now just water planes are we changing the weather down so put your brakes all caps with your capes on a knock off your block get dropped and have your face slow cuz I'll proof it scratch off the music like a little stupid why you all in my ear talking a whole bunch of [ __ ] come gonna be like that oh come the old on me like that

Channel: Thomas Mariani

Views: 2,245,388

Keywords: Tropic thunder, Ben Stiller, Lincoln Osiris, Kirk Lazarus, Quotes, Funny, Robert Downey Jr, Jack Black, Danny McBride, Iron Man

Id: l0vIYoY1ogE

Length: 9min 52sec (592 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 06 2012