Seth and Lizzo Go Day Drinking

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hey everybody I'm at Valerie in Midtown Manhattan and this is very exciting according to my watch it's bad [ __ ] o'clock which means I'm joined by the extremely talented one and only lizzo hi it's stick 30. now Liz I usually begin Daydreaming by chugging a beer but in honor of your instructor choice you and I are going to take a shot from the shot flute here we go Josh ready you gotta okay it's time for day drinking with Seth and lizzo it's really tequila [Music] happy holidays I'm so happy to be spending it with you happy you guys this next segment is called guess the event what's going to happen is I'm gonna hold up an art card of you in one of your iconic fashion outfits over the years because you're not just an artist you're a fashion icon that's something you insisted I say about you I will show a picture you have to tell me uh where it happened if you get it right I'll do a shot and if you get it wrong you're gonna do a shot all right you you're gonna be drunk let's go first one about this that was the Met Gala baby first ever Met Gala Mark Jacobs I wore that coat to the airport [ __ ] take a shot oh I forgot this has nothing to do with you okay okay forever since I was in college before I do a shot uh-oh I do my hair toss uh oh when I check my neck no you don't you've been doing this before good as hell came out when I heard that song I thought you stole it from me oh baby that was the VMAs how do you know this I was there and I'm determined to not take a shot just give me a second [Laughter] it's the hair sauce for me now it's getting a little tricky radio no what it was leaving Bravo Studios oh my God all right oh I just met you I know that was you buying time [Laughter] oh so upset that you got that wrong wore that dress twice really I'm gonna take a shot okay thank you so much [Laughter] um that is me as baby Yoda on Halloween yeah yeah all right I need to buy a little time before this all right ooh how did you buy time I don't know don't take the shot thank you so much because I I appreciate it but he gonna do it anyway he's a real one hey you guys want to hear the funniest thing I've ever heard one of our writers came over and had his mask on and lizzo said to him are you Paul Rudd hey come over here yes here's the Ant-Man you guys know him man even the way he's looking now get out of here we'll do this get out of here that's not Paul Ryan no he would do that let me see the rest of his face you want to see the rest of his face no no not now we're gonna save it for the end yeah yeah here's what's gonna happen when we're done day drinking he's gonna pull it down and we're gonna have a close-up on you and we're gonna see her reaction now how much Paul Rudd not Paul Rudd looks like Paul Ryan all right you guys it's time for the next segment in honor Congratulations by the way of your Grammy nominated album special we will be making specialty cocktails based on your songs and your career are you ready oh gosh the first one is called about oh damn wine oh did you get it you see what you did there what we're gonna do is mix together a bunch of wines so some Pinot Noir and then some [Music] wait Zinfandel I'll do that [Music] this is some box wine have you ever done Wag the bag what's Wag the bag where you take the bag out of box wine and you slap it and you chug it and you pass it around like some biking I have done that turn up bro and then some sparkling wine so these are all the wines together [Music] it's fine oh my God it's fine you played Wag the bag now you're gonna be fancy ah you cut a point it's about them [Music] all right now you guys this is not scripted but [Applause] yeah [Applause] yeah baby I would wag my own bag oh my God be careful with your nails I know are you really gonna Wag the bag hell yeah yes you gotta slap it like that like I need to and then you gotta oh wow that is not someone's a wag of the bag that's how you wag the bag baby forever hey it's time for our next drink girls is that my saying that right I know there's three R's and no eyes [Music] [Laughter] girl I can't roll the RX me neither there's Sherry that's a girl's name it's my mommy's name is it really yeah Sherry oh my gosh shout out to Sherry happy holidays Margarita I guess that's a girl's name so we're gonna put a full margarita in Bloody Mary Mary's girlfriend and then we're gonna put in some Dr Pepper because lizzo and I know we've had this argument before women can be doctors oh wow I'm excited about this I am too I feel very confident [Music] your face is betraying your review that tastes like Heinz Ketchup [ __ ] pretend like this is a drink that we've asked you to be the spokesperson for I want you to take a sip and then I want you to look to your single and I want you to say the new tagline for this drink [Music] girls oh I don't need you oh girls to throw up after a long night of drinking when you can drink girls it literally tastes like vomit it does it tastes like puke our next drink is called Grammys and these are all drinks that grandmothers like so oh I get it now [ __ ] I get it I was like what the [ __ ] is this Brandy they like vegan Grand Marnier it must be a full moon white Zen why I gotta be white a chunk of vegan strawberry jello there we go oh [ __ ] be careful you know what let me tell you something you call me [ __ ] a hundred more times and we're gonna have a problem it's my favorite word no uh you're kidding hey [ __ ] you just [ __ ] you know what I'm saying it's an endearment here we go and there we go and we're gonna put it in a mug that says world's best grandma [Music] and here we go foreign that's a great drink you're lying that was the end of our make our own drinks make drinks based on lizzo segment and usually really bad job usually I'm less drunk by the end of this one you're on like six shots of alcohol let's start there hey guys our next segment wow enunciate our next segment is based on lizzo's hit Truth Hurts it's based on the classic game Truth or Dare but in this version it's just the truth part you either have to answer the question honestly truth or you have to do a shot ready what is the most absurd demand in your Rider oh you know strange enough this isn't absurd but I did get this response a lot we just travel with so many women I would put tampons on the rider okay and sometimes we wouldn't get them as a modern man I don't think that's absurd at all you better preach growl growl I'm going Savage what's the most famous penis you've ever seen in real life or I love how love Apple so much that I've seen Alana famous ones who's more powerful Oprah or Beyonce right there if you want them I have an answer for you they're both loyal viewers [Music] don't you know what I'm saying that not to be rude I know Oprah watches yeah yeah um you want me no I don't want the smoke [Music] what's the worst thing you've ever done on a plane oh whoa oh I feel like that's the face of a woman who knows exactly what it is now will she tell us will she tell us or shall she do the shop no no I have to respect his privacy you know what I'm saying who's the most overrated artist in music right now are you crazy they're right in front of you by the way you guys lost your mind if I say this and break the internet I'm not going to yeah yeah America this is I'm keeping the internet the internet's already in shambles she told me ahead of time Peter Frampton oh my God what the hell man Peter Frampton I want to call my dad real quick and leave him a message I'm on speaker this is Larry Myers please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can hey Dad I'm just calling to see if you're going to be watching the game live tomorrow or on a delay also uh lizza wants to say something [Laughter] Myers please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can hey Daddy I'm so sorry about that lizzo bullied me into doing you you said I love you Daddy I love you Mr Myers Christmas lizzo this next bag this next segment I'm just gonna say is that Batman it's dumb it's the dumbest one we've ever done okay I am gonna read you what we're calling nag nag jokes okay if you laugh you gotta do a shot if you don't laugh I gotta do a show I'm not laughing you're not laughing yeah I can be a story because you're laughing at a lot of dumb today well you you're welcome all right who's there I'll take some more eggnog please [Music] all right back in knock knock who's there Jimmy Jimmy who Jimmy a bucket I drank way too much eggnog oh these are terrible Seth take a shot welcome to my world every day [Music] then God damn it sell it do what you do not knowing who's there Santa Santa who Santa Claus and I love eggnog oh guess what game's over for you she told me to sell it and I sold it and look at her a puddle I broke you I broke you you tell the world you make sure they don't the one who broke you bro do your eggnog your eggnog [Laughter] it's not it's smart You just prove that you can sell a joke I'm gonna tell you you're very heady at late night you sold that hey guys hey guys Welcome to our YouTube channel so we have these really crazy boxers so you have a son go break up twice and in fact you have a lot of songs about breakups and we're gonna break up with each other here's what happens I'm gonna open an envelope I haven't seen what's inside the envelope I'm gonna try to break up with you based on the reason in the envelope first of all you gotta X me out lizza will you be my girlfriend yes okay now I'm gonna break up with her I need to take some time to myself and really figure out what's going on with my hair I don't know was it weird or is it it's not weird just get a little lace front like right here we could put it right here give you some baby hairs I think you'd be cute with a like a lob like a long bob a lob did the babies know it's going to a celebrity baby hairs imagine all right my turn all right I'm gonna be a guy who refuses to break up with himself I'm breaking up with you because guess what [ __ ] I'm going to look you deep in your eyes and you have a really piercing eye so I'm kind of you got like Elvis like Elvish like Christmassy eyes so I'm in the spirit you have a little Freckle it's beautiful you're cheating on me is that what it says I said get nose to nose and you know I couldn't be with you because I lie and I cheat so if you were looking at me I'd be like lizzo I looked at your website you didn't have a concert tonight lizzo but you were out very late oh I'm a hoe is that enough for you oh I'm calm now all right let's bring him over hey lizzo I know the real ring and breaking up with me is that you met famous Hollywood actor Paul Rudd who's now going to take his mask off and I want you to react to it in real time this better not be this but it better oh [Applause] [Laughter] my God what you do look really hot like you are handsome you look grecious well now you're ruining it greet God he's giving me Greek god you're a hater Seth step over him step over him cheers everybody cheers happy holidays happy holidays I'm around in that segment not sounding drunk happy holidays you know say it say it real quick like you're not drunk one more time it was so fast just one more time happy holidays one more time and you tested positive this morning I always wear Max hold on max laughs [Laughter] all right I don't know what else to say other than happy holidays this has been day drinking with Seth and lizzo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas to you Lizzy happy New Years and Happy New Years to you and to all celebrate Kwanzaa Happy Kwanzaa and Hanukkah and Hanukkah [Laughter] [Applause] [Music]
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Channel: Late Night with Seth Meyers
Views: 3,633,215
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Keywords: late night, seth meyers, NBC, NBC TV, television, funny, talk show, comedy, humor, stand-up, parody, snl seth meyers, host, promo, seth, meyers, weekend update, news satire, satire, Truth Hurts, Good as Hell, Juice, Tempo, Boys, Cuz I Love You, Soulmate, Like a Girl, Blame It On Your Love, day drinking, Valerie, Midtown Manhattan, cocktails, game, challenge, Lizzo, dating, inspired, drinking, relationships, songs, music, singer, album
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Length: 17min 8sec (1028 seconds)
Published: Wed Dec 14 2022
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