Series 2, Episode 4 - 'Welcome to Rico Face.' | Full Episode | Taskmaster

[Music] [Applause] [Music] hello I'm drug Davis and this is taskmaster so far this series Katherine is in the lead but both Richard and John aren't far behind her tonight it's the penultimate episode and because I'm in charge of the scoring this golden trophy is still everyone's to play for everyone's except jokes and meet our mighty competitors they are brown my left-hand side is my right-hand man Alex horn how do you do Alex if you mean what do I do I do general admin how do I do it efficiently and with a great sense of humor nice roll it's a nice roll for me ah nice tinder entry okay price time what's today's prize category well it's a good one as always they have to bring in something that one of them might win today we asked them to bring in their coolest blue thing so whoever brings in the coolest blue thing will win the first points of the show whoever wins the episode will go home with all the cool blue things Catherine let's start with you please what's your cool thing and why should you get the point it's so cool I'm convinced already I have a dog whose job it is to bark when she hears the potential threat oh it's very annoying in the modern world so I got her this blue collar that emits a tiny to stop her barking when she barks it's not cool is it cool doc what's cool blue thing did you bring it it's a the album Phil no fret buy the average white bands I'm telling nice that's a it's a cool album let alone being blue yes cool all the way through I'm out heard of the average white band I don't know any of this on the funkiest Scottish men on earth I can show you a picture of what they look like yeah well oh cool they are based on that yeah there are no more fleeces than I thought there would be not Felisa so she's late I'm gonna give these guys ago Joe when he said blue I thought you meant like Phil's maybe I did my best coolest filthy blue book to ask whether that's genuine in your collection it's the sexy tale of a love slave in a floating brothel is a page-turner okay I can read you an excerpt with the rumble of the diesel on the slush of water in the mages are the compliment she welcomed him with a savagery and wantonness alien tur usually hesitant nature that's page 1717 there well I bought this it is a it's a genuine riot helmet belongs to my son and so I thought maybe I should put that up for grabs because then at least he should know a little bit he is to know he's 15 is it cool for a 15 year old to want to crush civil liberties I think he wants use it to protect civil liberties I think it's quite the opposite yeah what's your son's name Sonny oh yeah I know right and my daughter daughter E and they're both near the sea for the first time in the series Jo and I are on the same page I have also since grown up in the North only understand the word blue to mean filthy so this is a fridge magnet which I purchased on holiday in Lanzarote especially blue job you can open the bottle can see what he's been up to on his holidays if I don't win can I borrow we're gonna crack on I think you're gonna make some snap decisions here I'm gonna put Richard in fifth place I'm gonna say Katherine's in fourth place Doc's in third Joe's in seconds and how could I not put the pigs time good one hour like this is and here it is in fact have a look at this rescue the cat best rescue wins time starts now answers to the name patatas in the tree now you're not gonna leave it anywhere there's a health and safety issue right well we might be actually you've left it somewhere where there's a health and safety issue if the cat region but where's the cat the cat's somewhere is it I have no idea I can't find it oh I see before I ask you you know whether you were daunted by the task at all I'm gonna make something very clear to you my main concern when we set this challenge was the welfare of patatas I am very fond of patatas and we consciously used the word rescue well I have to also say legally it's not a real kindness you know it's a it's a dead camp but it's not real it's a toy dead cat which we ceaselessly yeah well I thought we'd start with the lovely young men doc Joe and John rescuing patatas let's this this cats not gonna respond to its name my cats don't respond to their names tactus in a tree probably bloody cats and arias there it is you ever got tennis ball there's stuff in the show [Music] oh great yes right in the face come on you [Music] Oh God I need more white yes Hey come on your ginger pasta I got [Applause] [Music] very nice [Music] are a little aah would you like oily hair save yourselves I think I found I caught the cat cushioned the fall she had no impact prior to the catch what had you thrown at the cat for all yep some tennis balls yeah I'm a tennis racket yeah hey lacrosse stick a lacrosse stick croquet mallet a crutch and a space hopper plan was if I don't rescue the cat at least I can give it some things to play with it John also he called the cat a dick and then he called me a dick just you know he was so crossed and then a little him he was luck for us that's doc talk about your technique kind of similar to John really as soon as I realized it was a toy cat there was a lot less care taken and save the cat and like oh wow yeah this is some ginger pieces and a tree the cottage ginger piece thank you that's Alban I would never go there good joke where you go safe yourself happy unchanged a thing about it which side Joe was very very quick Joe got the cat down in three minutes 5506 1855 doc seven minutes John took twenty minutes and 55 seconds Katherine Ann Richards cat rescue attempt still to come after the break [Applause] [Music] [Applause] we're four comedians and frequent guest presenter Richard Osmond all going head-to-head keen to win Joe Wilkinson's well-thumbed copy of seagoing sexpot that's the task at hand Alex well we've seen three pet rescue attempts so far Joe whacked it out with a football in under four minute we're going to see Katherine and Richard together now where's the cat I can't find it so if I get some of this stuff together write something high and smack it out this is no fair with Richard Osmond just reach up not easy this one yeah how long do I have to keep doing this right you get up but artists in this now that'd be great [Music] [Music] there's no way this is working that's the spirit I don't want the clock to run out just so you know you're not you know enjoy does that come across okay that's good you gonna check anything else into the tree oh I might not that's awful still sorry potatoes oh because I think I've been gone for about 45 minutes I'd lost I'd literally lost the will to live and I thought you know what it's not a real cat I'd really tried my best I guarantee you that I tried so hard in richness defense he didn't he didn't hit it with any balls and at the tip of his badly constructed pole there was a brush so he was mainly combing the cat was the least harmed of all the cats in any of the rescue attempts let's talk about Catherine's rescue attempt please with it I'm very pleased first I disturbed the branches with my balls I should have disturbed the branches with my balls that's what I should have done my expletive was based on my athletic ability it's not on the cat what did you say like that I was about as calling you a dick and then I really have to give a lot of praise to Alex because he was able to catch patata in a soft bag but the point is it was your idea to catch poor potatoes in the soft bag and that's where you score big okay what does I mean here comes my judgment okay no points to Richard because he didn't rescue poor Titus fourth place slow and brutal third place very quick Joe second place talk he use string cats like string our first place Catherine she caught the cat it's genuinely the most exciting school board so far there are four people tied in first place okay I want to I want to another task you can have another task here is another task [Music] pineapple conceal this pineapple on your person pineapple may be thrown away you have 20 minutes after which Alex will inspect you most incorrect guesses wins and I'm the only girl your time starts now right then I guess I should eat some I could do a courgette I could do oranges an apple this is I mean it is incredible to me that's the conclusion you would come to this is clearly what they want me to do with this I don't think I could do of course yet I want to clear that up I'll be honest here there is a page on that in my book we're gonna see them preparing for the Christmas game that we always play every year conceal the pineapple so we're gonna see them tackling the prep sometimes okay here it is oh this is a big boy you know how to eat it are you on your person not in your cursor looks nice if I eat some and he says inside you does it because it has it got me I think it might be cheating to eat it in my mind I could eat this whole thing home two slices in my mother [Music] go to waist training please don't leave excuse me you can't tell that [Music] this one bear with me chances know what I'm doing with this [Music] it definitely won't go down [Applause] speaking of the front [Applause] you use plastic bags you see yourself as a pineapple mule yeah I forgot they sort of have little holes in them tonight are you happy with them happy with that yeah I was gonna like a ruling on that gun now I am going to allow eating it yeah it was most incorrect guesses wins okay we're gonna start with little and large John and Richard if that's okay you seem to have something perched on your head I mean I can see a lot of pineapple in your mouth John well that worked is there pineapple in your right jacket pocket Oh left pocket a fly just came out your right sleeve is that because there's pineapple in your right sleeve on the right-hand side of your left ankle yes there is pineapple have you eaten some of the pineapple job it's looking very tight down here thank you is that because you put pineapple down your pants it's in that trouser pocket that's a big bit there any pineapple in your right glove yes is there any pineapple in your left glove no it fell for the old two glove trick which is only point up in your crotch yes there is I think there's some pineapple below your right buttock muscle below the knee up the sleeve these can you roll up your left trouser leg is there any kind of in your left shoe no sir but do you mind just rolling up that right trouser leg I think that's it thank you John well done thank you essentially you covered yourself entirely in pineapple right yes weird Silence of the Lambs style pineapple you tricked me a couple of times they definitely played it before what well it was different tactics Richard only hit it on four places on his enormous body whereas John hit it in 17 different places I guessed wrong on Richard eight times but 20 times wrong on John I have 37 guesses before I found all the punim he does not 37 bits of his body I just thought the more places I put pineapple the more places he'll think I've put pineapple I thought that every day since did you guess Johnny 20 times become pineapple everybody no the little key pocket yes you're a weird man right we need to pause for a quick break we'll be back soon good break our five rivals have been busy shoving pineapple about their person all in pursuit of John Richardson's filthy Pig painted fridge magnet let's see if Joe Katherine and Doc fared as well okay I'm gonna start peddling in three two one now well there's a bolt in the crotch but if they're always a bolt in the crotch oh is this some pineapple hidden in your ass yes there is part of a playoffs right I feel like you might have consumed some of the pineapple it did not if there's some pineapple inside doc yes yeah Pete a lot dribbling out there you see happy so we step on up on your hat no well done is the pineapple concealed in cling film around your torso Oh [Applause] [Music] it says some pineapple on your behind no go get there any pineapple in your shoes yes essentially created to in steps out of pineapple leaves powerful in your crotch yes plastic bag I think I saw quite a lot pubic hair would I know I'm clean-shaven have you some your bra no in the front area we're in the front area in your pants Wow there it is thanks Catherine thank you would it be possible for everyone not to look at my ass as I leave could everyone not make the choice as he leaves please [Music] I'm 40 years old you it happy birthday [Music] so that was the strategy yeah ass crotch bish bash Bosh you know I had it attached to my belt so I thought absolutely nothing to go wrong yeah I moved well they did no one so far as done as well as John because doc just had it in four places and I guessed wrong five times oh yeah Katherine also hit in four places but I guess they were on 14 times but partly cuz I were avoiding her front area I was really cool I just wanted to style it out four points no points from bottom to top Joe I'm afraid was worst then doc then Richard then Katherine and then the pineapple guy John so what's next Alex well I think it's quite apt to do this now we thought we'd do a little experiment okay so have a look at this [Music] set a fun task your task must take no more than one minute you have ten minutes your time startsnow ten who am i setting it for for the others that a fun task this is why taskmaster is so brilliant cuz it's hard to set a task I didn't like people making me tea oh well that's interesting so you do this all the time right well the task master doesn't you help them out I presume I'm lucky you don't know how much fudge fudge you can eat do a minute okay I think I've got it we thought we didn't see John saying a task for no we didn't we wanted to see what it'd be like if these guys set a task and we needed a guinea pig and obviously the most can you pick over them all so we're gonna do a little game what we're gonna do we're gonna see John doing four tasks John if you can guess who set you each task you'll get a point per correct guess and if he doesn't guess your task right you'll get a point okay so you could win four points here or the other would just lose four points and have humiliated yeah that's the other great fun how in a great day so good job my kids love this show I've got kids yet but they're watching this on repeat and today I think that covers the autocue John reacts so if you cannot give away when your task appears and then you can guess Oh this'll be great [Music] prove how strong you are whoever looks the strongest wins you have one minute your time starts now pick the table up do you think oh it's a heavy table isn't it that one enjoy this clip of the taskmaster whoever finds it the funniest wins I hope it's not Li Inbetweeners I've never got it to be honest now perform a recognizable rendition of the William Tell Overture using just your hands and cheeks you have one minute on one attempt sure which one the William Tell Overture is Oh God present a makeup tutorial best tutorial wins you have one minute your time starts now I think I can get it off my head [Applause] welcome to the RICO face Oh taste horrible eyes usually do this on the train yeah there's all good isn't it this is for making your cheese nice and pink if you achieve some pink enough [Music] I've seen it before and that concludes this month's makeup tutorial how to brand yourself in just under a minute [Applause] so when you get when you guess the four things yeah then I'll tell you how many you've got right I mean if makeup tutorial isn't Katherine Ryan and it's a superb bluff right William Tell I think it's either Richard or doc I'm too thick to know that William Tell strong stand up okay well thank you John so don't get any points for how well I did any of those tasks no but you got them all right so you get full well I'm struggling thanks for that performance John's now in the lead [Applause] you know I want next I'd like some DIY fun what's next well we've got some DIY fun [Music] no yes absolutely this is to reminisce using only the items on the road construct the best thing for the taskmaster you have 30 minutes your time starts I asked have a look at what we've got before you say that word so not the actual thing the best thing the best thing for the taskmaster we could do a sculpture yeah well no can't be wrong can it but it could be a survival tent of some sort if you build it again Oh he'd like it damn I think yeah so we could make some kind of look fort I think with 30 minutes a fort I like I really like it's good yeah I like for I'm totally behind lucky Dan and I guess I do like a fort I like the idea of you know somewhere safe to hide away big man dude oh yes lovely yeah a fort better than a den for us really a fort be lovely we split them into teams for this and the way we did it we did the thirtysomethings and then we did the father and son we had John Richards son so you want to look at the 30-somethings first yeah I'm full of hope I want to see the safe place for me to go when I'm all all frightened and vulnerable okay here they are it's sort of hard to even imagine how to begin this very strongest shape is a triangle I think we don't know I think we just have to start doing something [Music] on that side I will do on this side how about that Joe yeah for the gaff a defeat to the rugby let's do it like nice and clean okay so what if we made like a peaceful sleep chamber on the inside for the test oh sorry what a peaceful sleep chamber what about if the tap master had his own puppet theater that would work is it a tiki bar and the stools for the customer on the outside the taskmasters the bartender inside what what do you think is that a bad idea I think it's great really good I want a drink at this bar all you need is a fair fight [Music] [Applause] some really lovely tiki bar I really like it and I really liked Katherine taking control sound like a crazy toddler we needed that I felt bossy on this task I didn't like it but I could feel that time was getting away from us and the the boys were so logical and frustrated that there were no fittings nothing will sit maybe dot was logical I mean I just heard you go we need to make it higher I think we were a bit disjointed as a team we needed Katherine to tell us what the two phases yeah but you know what it looked like you could build something what you genuinely had to use gaffer tape and a bossy yeah do you see how grumpy Joko we've isolated they've been at the sprites cruise this is Jo this is gonna be I cannot tell you how disappointed I love this this is nonsense isn't it it's some it's some metal some plastic and a cloth could be could be home this could be horse the only one who thinks this isn't anything it's I think it's the core the core idea that worries we got Catherine kissing Big Ideas I just assume when you say that first tip that you cut out like the tiki bar yeah good I didn't even know it was time for a break now come back soon to find out have Richard and John construct things under pressure and after that excitement all five will be up on stage behind me battling it out for the final task of the show [Music] [Applause] the show captured Ryan's dog collar is moments away from being one now what were we doing we were doing the fat pack challenge and Doc Katherine and Joe reluctantly made you a tiki bar and we're not gonna see the attempt of Richard and his son who promised me a den or a fort exactly Oh fort was their question roll VT we've been completely outside the box and not not make a structure at all but think of the fact that we've got some tools we've got some Gaffa tape we've got a canvas now why don't we kidnap the taskmasters assistant gaffer him up to a chair that we make and do a ransom note okay yes we do yeah so let's make a stool [Music] I've made they're still hot that's nice worries about the plant I think we definitely have to get him to the stores we're agreed on that it's the purpose of that but I'm still are these go in this thing a bit but I think we're going to have an actual den at the end of this I just don't want to be a part of this why don't you sit on the back here and we'll cut another hole here so if you sit down there it's a good tickling station great would love this it'll great you don't know me because I wear my disguise but sometimes I know you have an assistant you want to take him you tie him to a stool you see behind him when you tickle him but people know you tickle him so you enter the taskmaster tie up tickle station I said wear disguises not really it's Richard Osmond sat we are pointless he let himself go oh he's gonna love this I mean what's not to love right I mean I honestly don't know what the I don't know what you think I wrote down some key things to remind myself my assistant was taped up and then I think it's a Mexican accent you appeared at the end with Colombian a Colombian accent with a rug on your head there's some sexual tension between you people see me to learn Alex I mean you gathered me very early that was it that was the only clear bit of the plan we had to be able you want me to pass judgment on this everybody on Katherine Ryan's team because they made an actual thing I would have given them five full points each but I'm not going to because Joe was a burden I have been called that before so I'm gonna said they all get four points how'd you feel about that me yeah I think I have no emotions somebody needs a tickle everybody from the insane Mexican gets one point each like now well it has tightened it up at the top three people can still win it and they are John in the lead then Catherine then doc but we need one more task to settle this will you all please head to the stage for the final tasks take clothes lots of potatoes Catherine it's your turn at last will you please read out tonight's final task yes my lordship create the highest tower using only these potato based items your potato tower must be self standing your potato tower must be built on the table your potato tower will be measured from the tabletop to the highest potato point any questions so we're absolutely clear about the rules what's a potato you've got a hundred seconds you want less Joe yes please it's gonna find the biggest potato so it's okay your time starts on the whistle [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] two seconds [Music] [Applause] we'll look at some statistics [Applause] how do they actually do audits well the task stated self-supporting tower of potatoes when the whistles blown at hundred seconds we have a freeze frame of the exact moment when the whistle blew at 100 seconds and you'll see there's only one person who's not supporting their tower and that person is Mr Doc Brown we got a final score and because doc was the only one who completed that task the final scores look like this here we go first wave in the series yeah well I've been terrible most of the series and I'm sure it'd be terrible again after this so I'm gonna milk this moment I'm gonna dance to the average white band you bastard it's a good bang as a good band so top wins the show excellent work please doc vacate your seat and heads up and claim your cool blue prizes welcome to Alex that was a great show what have we learned today well we've learnt if you want the normally brilliant Richard Osman to do badly invite his children to the audience you want Joe Wilkinson to do badly just watch any episodes congratulations to our winner [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] you [Applause] for more top monster subscribe now [Music] you

Channel: Taskmaster

Views: 2,752,894

Keywords: Taskmaster, Alex Horne, Greg Davies, The Horne Section, Dave Channel, UKTV, Red Dwarf, Would I Lie To You, 8 out of 10 cats, Katherine Ryan, Jon Richardson, Doc Brown, Richard Osman, Joe Wilkinson

Id: RbZijtkDfjk

Length: 44min 23sec (2663 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 10 2019