SECRET LIFE: Episode 6 - IDIOT

Secret Life episode 6 I think I got the episode number wrong on the previous episode but I'm fairly certain I'm right now and the first thing that I want to do is I want to check the drops of my industrial cactus farm because I feel like this thing has been running and I haven't been keeping up with it what hello beat ups can a lady not do her intro in peace po you just disrupted my intro excuse me oh well here we go sorry my bad I can't hear you by the way oh no he's gone never mind this is what you get for having the middle the middle Mound P it's your day today P the bonding question of the day it is it's my day today you're just going to Spring that on me huh okay all right all right I got one I got one what kind of skill set do you not currently have but wish you did have wa is this like a job interview hang on a minute I need to interview my MERS because it's important we know each other well okay oh just anything whatever you want yeah okay I've got it I've got it you got it yes 3D modeling ohd good one a good good one that's a good one oh that's better than mine I was going to say I I I don't think I don't know like learn how to read uh gardening not very good at it all right I mean if it's a minecra Minecraft skill probably like pressing shift ergonomically would be be that be good okay okay what about you P yeah go ahead honestly I wouldn't mind knowing how to sing I like Sing Sing fun but I want to do better let's start game planning though cuz there's going to be Reds coming after us right that's true um so and and the task often spread us out across away from each other but maybe you know if if in need of retreat we come back here to to this place code word could be great oh code word code what should it be uh sandals I was going to say sandals that's y make sense to me like they don't exist here you got to say thongs mate no sandals's a different of fongs fongs a flip flop yeah fongs are flipflop sandals have got doubles like the double straps okay yeah no fair fair enough across the unfortunately Pearl is a green she outras you guys so we're going with thongs as the secret question okay there we go all right so just type it in the chat okay anything goodbye everybody see you oh my goodness I got myself a task and I am scared for it I'm Green's terrible Butler you must do anything they say but always get some aspect of it wrong you can tell them you were their Butler but nothing else I actually so this is a horrible job I've this is a horrible job but I think I'm going to pass this with sling colors because my absolute skill is doing most of the job correctly but getting some aspect of it wrong like that's me in a nutshell that's how I go through life so this should actually be the easiest thing in the world I don't even need to try with that but then there's also interesting you can't tell her what it is but you can say warmer and colder as she tries to figure it out you can tell her when she's done it the rest of the server knows her task she does not she has to figure it out oh my goodness I feel sorry for Cleo that is so specific oh man that is Savage in terms of protection by the way I've just looked in my cactus farm and I have I have like I have like two and a half stacks of cactus I don't know how useful this Cactus is and I don't know how interesting my cactus farm has been so efficient cuz there's only six in there but we could border the walls with cactus as prot good idea no expect it no one's listening right I happen to have Cactus on me and if you are here for trades I've got them we were just just saying had how we have loads of cactus dude yeah you you were really listening in on a conversation to get it wrong and he's got to go through the wall to show how useless it is yeah right here fine all right I was just you know I just I've been growing cactuses is premium quality premium quality get some lava scar get some lava we might change our mind I'm going to burn you all to death ouch he me for no re frustration you know like ra ra ra careful swinging that Cactus around buddy the lethal object hey Tango beh is Tango hello Tango tangang you're right Tango hey guys uh to be honest I'm feeling a bit weird don't suppose you saw where Etho went did you uh oh he's on the he's on the hill he's over he's over that way I can help you find him because you'll never guess what I am your Butler and I think I can tell you that you can okay you can tell me that you can tell them you are their Butler yes I can tell you that all right yeah I was going to say cuz then okay so it's not it's not an immediate fail no that would have been super embarrassing but I did read it about four times you can tell them you are their Butler okay so you can't show me the book no probably not okay um if you're my butler mhm you can't know what I'm doing otherwise I fail oh good so how how's this going to work Gan because I need to help you with everything and be your butler dedicate my life to you and everything okay yeah otherwise I fail all right come with me for a second all right okay okay Etho yes Gan so have you had a look at your task got I've got an issue mhm is it me sense is it me mumbo's a bit of a problem no hard enough already isas yeah so I've just read it and I think I understand what needs to happen Mumbo has told me that he's got to do what I say okay that Mumbo you're not going to like that one bit I can't I can't let him know what I'm doing otherwise he knows what I'm what the secret is okay you have to keep me safe oh that's the hardest challenge and that's so ambiguous could is is this going to be is this going to be confirmed by you at the end of the session is this is this well you just you just got to do what I say right M answer me one question do you like Adventures cuz we are about to go on one wait I have an idea Mumbo guess what my task is um uh defeat the Wither with in with with Etho no guess what e is you looked you both looked at each other like a good guess actually shocking good guess do you have to you have to find someone to defeat a boss with you again extremely CL that was actually quite dangerous I thought I was pretty safe getting him to Guess that right now I've done that sa I guess you're both safe I did that because now Mumbo can't guess what we're doing Etho how do we strategize with with Mumbo yeah like I can just send away mumo go your go and work on your base and then come back in about 5 minutes right well I'm going to I'm going to have to come back at a different time to what they said I either come back really late or come back really early I guess I could just do two things on my base M we we've got a um we have a proposal for you okay yeah yeah so I'm I'm trying to like beef up a bit cuz you're yellow and there's Reds and I'm getting scared yep yep okay I will give you mhm a deck out Shard for a diamond a deck out Shard I mean I don't have any diamonds do you have deck house shards are they not are they kicking around I'll I'll give it to you when we get to the the the Frozen Citadel of course of of course of course yeah no that is where Tango lives that is where Tango lives that is where we live yes we do live there that is our home it is right yeah but wait do we have another base no no we don't have another base that's our base right yes that's our base our base Big B ah yes yes have you seen green and ether anywhere uh yeah actually I have oh oh really yes are you going to tell me where they were oh no be too easy what do you mean there's nothing that I just need to I just want to know where they are I just want to find [Laughter] them I'm so confused what I hate being a yellow name why people are so mean diamond sword diamond sword diamond sword diamond sword stick diamond sword hey I like your CH and start of the session you said that you wanted to be a better singer and I can tell you now that is a certified Banger oh BDubs has joined the yellows okay every everyone inside the in in the in the house I'm coming in gan's having a day today mumo let me tell you uh tell I'm having a great day okay what he doing where did M go what is he doing he's afraid of doors yeah there's it's not even a door no no it's just you told me to come inside uh so Mumbo I'm going to give you uh that craft yourself uh some boots boots and wear them we're going to the oh maybe maybe pant would have pants are better a make pants I made the wrong thing yeah that that's fine that'll do that'll do I'm not going call on it I'm just thinking of everything we're going to need and one of the things we're going to need Mumbo is OB I absolutely do not have any obsidian I do not mind that stuff for fun yeah well neither do I so we're going to take the corners of no grean no yeah we're sorry e we need them times are tough out there does it always take this long oh why did you do that one well we just needed the obsidian didn't we wait did you pick it up yeah and now look look how much more obsidian we now have this pesky nether portal be here oh it looks so terrible now I'll make it oh it's beautiful fixed it oh there's a bed here oh this is painful isn't it it is it is rough we're really relying on Etho coming through like what if he decides to do something else we could be in the nether do you have a flint and steel yes I have I have that thank goodness for that I thought we're going to have to like Wrangle a gas I can't tell you exactly what we're doing but I yeah is here Minecraft mechanics yes it work free obsidian nice should we take this obsidian as well let's we could just get infinite obsidian wait now I'm confused why is he not coming he has another task and our tasks come together later uh right so we need to look for a nether fortress oh my goodness grian are you aware are you aware of my abilities at this game I didn't choose for you to come along with me it's just what's happened as with many things in the series it's what has happened it's just occurred [Music] mhm what are you going to give us oh oh I forgot I forgot about that I forgot I broke gold I broke goldan stand help good good I got some spectral arrows that's fun I guess we'll find another one of them at some point back up back up oh back back up oh should we ride a Strider can we ride the striders how do you do that do you have leather do you have leather no annoyingly I don't oh oh grien this is Big Brain I have a skeleton horse egg they spawn with saddles if I kill the skeleton horse will it drop its saddle oh that's one okay so I've I've got a saddle that actually worked this is genius how do we get a how do we get a shrier now how do I attempt a how do we get that over there oh like NE or something right fishing rod I have no string I I think we should probably go and find the Fortress right cuz either that or I just hop on a Strider and hope it takes me to a fortress wait wa we're we're uh not going to go that way cuz what we need are some skulls no Mambo you didn't it's walking away with it oh thank good I thank goodness I didn't hop on it can you oh M can you imagine if I just traveled up into the middle of the lava like oh he's coming back he's not interest he's not interested in it he knows what he's done he completely pinched it off me I thought I could hop on it but I again I'm so glad that I didn't because I would he would have just wandered off into the middle of the lava lake and I wouldn't have been able to do anything about it you can't even drive him even if you hopped on no I know I would have just been stuck out there you would have had to save me oh the urge to the urge to still ride he's coming back over well don't get on it don't get on it what did did I just say m how are you going to get off there it will be fine no it won't be fine it will be fine no it won't be fine hold on I need to do something before it starts waddling away gr why did you why why uh see now here's what I think will happen here here's how I here's how I think this is going to go Mumbo I think I think if you get off that you will fall directly down that hole into the lava okay this is very much your fault why this is very much your fault so much worse than I expected I actually was I was on the blocks no oh that's so stupid that's so so stupid no oh that's so annoying grian said don't jump on it and I I had to kind of do what he says but also slightly not and there's only one way to not do that which was by going on The Strider so I had to do the opposite of what he said but then I actually I I was expecting to have to move on the nether that's so annoying Mumbo did it not go well things have not gone well e though I rode a I rode a Strider and and things just went badly from there oh I wish I could explain how it even went that sounds like a good idea though like well yeah but then I didn't have the carrot on the stick thing and we realized that so then so then Gren built like a blockade Around The Strider and we weren't sure if when I hopped off The Strider I was going to land on the blocks or go into the lava so then the problem is I hopped off The Strider anticipating having to press like w so that I would like move onto the block and instead I just landed on the edge of the block and just walked straight off it it was totally my own fault it's so annoying that's like Martin with the end portal yeah literally welcome big dog hello Martin I am both upset and excited to be joining you today absolutely uh just so you know we meetings we go back to backer um just cuz it sounds really cool backer obviously lives over on the hill Over Yonder oh okay yeah yeah yeah yeah no I get you I thought you meant like we do the meetings like just back to back and we don't look oh no we do yeah we go back to back when we go back to backa so do you have to press fail on that one then uh I I assume so I assume so yeah okay I'll let you go first I failed it by dying I guess so you know I tell you what now that you're red you got any own crystals funnily enough I do oh lovely I just wanted to check you out your favorite toy um oh that's all good what what I just pressed fail and I got a new task did cuz now that you're a red you get continual tasks you are going to be riding the Pain Train and everybody that's a passenger on it is very upset about it you did okay M yeah I'm dead fine red SS you m did your tie yeah yeah it looks good oh my word okay think to my little red Tower as well yeah you going to press the button no J I'm already I'm already do badly Jim's already push the button if that makes you what's going on over here I don't understand how you manage this with spawn protection quite honestly there's Dam I'm a red you should be doing that you not have to do that you could have placed a block you weirdo oh spooky spooky boy boy call me a weirdo I really hope this works I'm going to go careful careful ohed the pressure plate that's why I went through the side but would never betray the mounders right what's he doing up there I'm trying to connect Up The Bases no he's not he's trying to drop he's not look at his little understand what all people the mountains stick together M my gosh out no no jo do anything for that Anvil I will do anything for it there dangerous no guys please has it oh my gosh Mumbo I'll give it to you m I'll give it to you I'll give it to you I'll give it here you go thank you thank you what the heck why would you give it back I let's bring it back to reality here okay so close it was but then it hit a ladder I thought it would fly past the ladders I didn't I I assumed it would fly past the ladders but then he didn't followed my plan yeah yeah listen we know you're red you you're still our teammate so all you got to do is just tell us to lure somebody in and we'll do it and not take don't do it why please look I just need to do a little bit I just I just need to I just just just leave me alone you are you okay like do you need some assistance right now I'm just going to drop some iron down here and then hope I think people will naturally follow the path this is actually incredibly risky my thumb is getting tired [Music] already that didn't even that wasn't even remotely close oh pain cuz I have felt um wrong doing it myself did someone just try and drop an anvil on me bambo did you just try and drop an anvil on me it was the worst shot I've ever seen in my entire life my time was so bad I just heard it behind me and I was like huh it was like you were you were off the end of the staircase like I dropped it I couldn't see you cuz obviously I I can't see you when when I'm about to drop it and you were like here yeah I was here when I heard it and I was like it was that level thing I was like is that a sound forward I'm so confused oh my goodness I honestly thought you were Martin cuz I Martin tried to you can't just do it while I'm stood right next to you I me you can but I'm not going to let you drop an anvil on me it won't hurt that much it won't hurt that much it will sir Tang goes over the Heart Foundation you could try and get them from there no that's that's a good idea I mean look I was I've been up here for so long and then yeah oh God it's so hard the Heart Foundation oh wait there's people under the Heart Foundation right now you could you could try that's going to trigger the dispens okay this is a red person Mumbo the red person what are you what are you working on you behold I am tango and I am red stonica um a red stone machine member what do you think about this looks good right it's pretty cool yeah wait I think I might add uh if I was to add don't add anything please no no I'm just please I'm just thinking so you got a dispens are here um and then you'd probably want skars where you where you proba want this okay you probably want one of these definitely want one of those yep yep why is everybody red and then you probably want to go up here help me skars I don't know what to do I don't know what to do we're in trouble we're in trouble we're def trouble right are we in trouble I'm in purs right now she's trying to kill me we're in trouble wait there's someone else coming to kill you skiss yes every oh no what's happening I just oh hi people I just want to make my chicken uh thing you are the best love you bye-bye bye oh my goodness that was so close the M wrong I can't believe it how could you do this we're we're supposed to be Redstone Brothers how you do this do you have my Anvil you're not getting it back what are you no no no no no no no no no please taco tanko tanko tanko tanko taco t no please please please I will do anything I'll do anything I will finish this Redstone Contraption for you no you will not I I I don't actually have the Anvil I'm sorry I don't I think Joel might have yed it what yes did it go wait did it it went in the hopper oh oh my machine worked it's a success is an anvil gatherer this is pretty cool Mambo I've red stone inicated aren't you proud you don't you excuse me could you leave the base please I am here I can see you you know try working on the Redstone Contraption now mate any second any what are you going to do what are you going to do okay well there's only a few more blocks to add so I should be okay go ahead I feel like my my cover is blown a well if it's worth anything you scared the absolute scadoodle out of me does that count all right we're back SC scers scoodle we're scers we're back after break scadoodle me the scoodle me this scadoodle me that I don't know how to Redstone and this has taken a while but something's coming together also just realize we're adding lava into this thing which is going to set the base on fire so I need to lava prooof this thing I think I'm spending all of our resources which is great and definitely worth all the effort because this is definitely going to be used by yes yes yes you snuck back in you snuck back in you can't you can't Anvil a Man 1 second after the break you evil Mumbo oh man oh oh my goodness gracious look we all we all struggle to stop recording dude I was trying to start the segment and this interrupt the angle while I'm trying to start the segment I was trying so hard not to laugh I've never this violated all kinds of content creative Arrangements I trying so hard not to laugh at your various pronunciations of scood oh God it's so hard to say the I felt so bad for you and I was trying just because this this look that happens I I won't leave all of them in the video don't worry but this happens to every single person who's ever tried to make a video before you'll just get stuck on a word and be like not working you just start looping get into a loop especially after like a 2hour first session your brain is M so so good that was good oh my God can you leave me alone now my boy get out of here please you you do your your you're you're yeah you do that in peace yeah you know you know you know okay Mumbo quick question do you still have your heart do I still have my heart yeah your heart your gift heart oh my gift heart I mean I I do yeah yeah yeah yeah a diamond for a heart a diamond for a heart that actually doesn't sound like a terrible deal you can have some NE here here's your diamond over there and there's your oh let's go let's go thank you no problem oh oh oh lumbo you so weird look it's not me J it's not me jealous me don't just say that that's a welcome to the dogs I've already let Mumbo know about uh back to Baxter and all that sort of stuff you do need to go up to Baxter and and uh get a chest and pop it on the wall and every time you achieve a red task you pop a bone in the Box as a little ret treat that way of tallying up a I don't have any bones B just cuz I'm red doesn't mean I'm joining your stupid gang this man stupid gang stupid gang have you seen your mustache I might be mistaken but didn't we stand in this exact position oh yeah that was kind of harsh didn't we stand in this exact position not only half an hour ago not even and we stud back to back and you were all about it then back look at us this is how cool you could look yeah it's just difficult to do three people is it no now he now he wants the back to backs oh yeah you feel shoulders to touch this is fine that's nice cheeks to cheeks back to back cheeks to cheek sorry about your mustache comment right all right fine I'll go to your I'll go to your little go to back to backer back to back go on you're going to have to let me some Bon you know what back is very adorable right thank you ignore the uh I I tell you what I'll just let you do a 360 of the build you you decide which bit Pearl chose and which bits I chose right so I will say I think the face is Pearl okay I think the face is Pearl mhm I think the build is you like the actual house itself okay what is going on at the back there those are cheeks and there is a tail and he may be pooping everywhere oh the land is his lit tray as they say that a old saying I don't know if I needed the like I shouldn't have asked really what they were because I don't know if I could was quite ready for the response those are cheeks yeah so out of me Timmy and pearl who did what you're thinking I did the house Pearl did the face well now that I've seen the cheeks I feel like Pearl I feel like I feel like Jimmy built the cheeks and the and the butat pear did the face and then you did the build you are all kinds of wrong oh really that is zero for three that is abysmal I was the face uh pear was the cheeks that's surprising what has happened to Pearl what has happened to Pearl and then Timmy was the the original House wow wow do we have any TNT right there is uh one TNT in there there's a minecart TNT in there if it takes you fancy and then I still have two more free TNT here as well what do you need I mean am I allowed to tell you my task or at least hint towards what it is I don't you can hint but you can't tell me for baon it involves it's not quite as simple as just placing TNT and blowing it up it needs to it needs to travel a a distance word yeah I'm I'm just watching scar trying to take on far more creepers than scar is qualified to take on yeah he is currently trying to I think Farm gunpowder as his way of keeping the red B wow yeah yeah that's that's rough well yeah so good pun Oh Martin I'm proud of you I just felt like I had to eject myself from that conversation you know what are you going through my chest for oh you're still here okay mumo I have six gunpowder on me right now will you promise to not kill me I do promise not to kill you you can have this you can go kill someone else yep I I would rather not have your fungus thank you do you just not want TNT is that oh I could have TNT that would be good what do you have to why you just carrying around TNT how many TNT do you have I I'll buy Ste just the one oh just the one I can give you I can give you an anvil a slightly broken Anvil might have Tango's blood still on it yes yes deal nice okay I think we're in business right I just I want it known that I'm well aware that this is the worst TNT cannon that has ever existed oh scar no no really that's what you did with all the all the stuff I gave you it was my it wasn't my fault scar shot it since when we're scaring good sh yeah you took about 10 attempts oh beat ups here yeah take it take it [Laughter] activated it couldn't have gone worse I had no resources I had nothing oh and I've taken more Hearts got to be a fa right oh no bo well the good news is I just got a task that I'm fairly certain has already been done yes this task has been done okay that's technically a pass hey Jam hey see now you're freaking me out I'm thinking that you're going to do something suspicious to me I might I just learned Redstone oh I just learned Redstone so oh damn that is horrific that you didn't tell me that they were behind me are you serious are you actually serious right now they just spawned and I didn't even know how to process it to Serious by the way Scott is there anyone that you don't like at the minute oh who has wronged me uh CLE wronged me today but she's also been my friend anyone that you just want to really just punch yes I do okay should we either Timmy or uh Martin because they wouldn't trade their hearts with me and I was giving them like huge offers yeah take a look in the fine print there um anyone else other than them there there there anyone anyone at all who you're just a little bit annoyed at and want to just do a little bit J yeah see they can't be red names anyone who's maybe not a red name that you fancy just doing a little bit of Joel he he hurt me earlier today should we go do you want to go punt do you want to go give a little St my mother's a warden just running over just over here a warden y I got to go I'm going to eat this C I need seem like a good idea this is bad guys wait what is he doing now what are you doing here I'm going for it Etho are you ready no not this either no oh jeez you got me again dud it's dark it's dark everything's gone dark where's the Wen no G don't do no you what are you doing where's the you done that why is there weather it's g off to skull guys I've got an iron sword and four bullets I'll get him it's after me it's after me oh gosh oh my gosh oh my oh he's in your base oh he's in your base not the tower is the tower going oh my God I got to go oh no ah seems to be on me seems to be on me oh what are you doing is he on me he's on you I'd run oh gosh run mumo oh I'm on 2 Hp I'm on one and a half HP no you dead no Jimmy's gone Jimmy's gone for goodness sake Jimmy he died again the fence it was the fence post it was my own fence post it was my own fence post I got stuck on my own fence post post s the joke fence posts that I placed for Martin have sent me out the game what the heck well there we go that is the end of secret life for me hope you enjoyed and I will see you all very very soon

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Length: 34min 42sec (2082 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 24 2023