Sean Lock's BEST MASCOTS Part 1 | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

sure if you got mascot this evening I don't have a mascot but you have a present for everyone this week I'd like to give everybody a little present that's lovely just something little something from me that I'd like you to enjoy you know and help you tonight as a very special experience chunky in it but it's good [Laughter] sure Moss your mascot you know people and they don't want to buy people they buy people things like aprons like funny aprons and I've seen a gap in the market and I thought what about sort of sad aprons or even better slightly disturbing aprons come up with this one as you see here it's got a what what's going on on this apron well there's an empty bird's nest near the oven gloves what if we got here oh it's a little baby bird on his back he fallen Oh what so this havin curve it's a hungry cat angry cat gonna do can we get the baby back now mascots this evening Shaun if you got a mascot what mascot jimick so never work so I thought I've used this part of the show as an opportunity to promote a product which I'm very excited about oh go on a young guy a young entrepreneur got in touch with me about this and he asked me he asked me to promote it you know he's actually came to me he said look absolutely before you go any further I'm in you've seen what George Clooney did for Nespresso I think you can do I think you could do the same for the mobile condiment delivery system you know you're out somewhere and you buy a burger or hotdog for example delicious and then you go to the source counter and it's disgusting their bottles are all congealed yeah sometimes they've run out and then you just squeeze into a yellow water and to you face a problem well that problem is immediately solved I'm not an example of it now Suzy a hot dog would you like a hot dog there we go would you like some ketchup on there I just do that and it's expertly delivered [Laughter] and then would you write but it's a bit of mustard on that yeah a bit of mustard on that I felt peckish and aroused at the same time perfectly dog and then you can just get on with whatever you need to do you haven't got involved in the scrum around the condiment area to hit there at the end can I ask about the dials on the side Sean there seems to be some dials on the side well this is these don't work yet this is months of the year right the idea is that if you say forearm you switch it to December you've got red sauce and cranberry sauce there hopefully we're gonna get one with hummus but you need compressed air should have to have a tank on your back John Vic and Rob have 24 points but tonight's winners with 52 Shaun Joe and John Oh I don't I really don't to make a fool of myself on those very important sweet dignity something in common it's been very essential to my work compromise that you know even though I have won a drumkit okay that said there's a little bit of mustard leaking at your nipple Shawn have you got a mascot we know these days a lot of bouches and I think that it's a huge market and I'm gonna move into it so I've come up with a system of bouches for different things for example this one is about you from Dignitas you buy one you get one free and if you take part in their loyalty scheme you can get the whole family done what pet owner wouldn't be delighted to open an envelope and find that they had a voucher for a free worming dog or a large cat I've got it quite a few of these pouches Jimmy it is one this is meat kid Creole I've got quite a lot of these whose kicked reals idea me I think he's just lonely and he wants to meet people where are they redeemable those ones oh you just have to know there's loads of information which it becomes with the voucher okay that's a contact good Creole I mean seem to say anything on the back hey this may come as a shock to you but I'm doing jokes okay this one allows you she pulled the emergency cord on a train everybody wants to do that once in their life obviously no one should try doing that unless you have a voucher and then just go the red face people come towards you during the Russia this why this is this this is a good one this allows you to shoplift up to the value of 100 pounds you get caught you just go yeah and of course you don't need to use it till you get caught in the middle of Stonehenge be a dentist for a day oh sure a few up and this one up to ten minutes before it starts you can cancel a school nativity play they're all about to go they've got their wings on and you just hold that up to the heat you could masturbate in front of a junior member of staff Jimmy uh-oh expired in 1975 shows batteries everyone yeah you've got a mascot this evening oh yeah I found this thing you know sometimes you find something you go this is just hilarious I can't believe I've found something this much fun it's just brilliant and a face a singing fish and it sings a song so when did you find this I found it the other day the other day do you mean the early 90s I think these are gonna be big I'll just have some of this [Laughter] [Applause] also found this someone wants to take a biscuit and they ain't open it and they go things going on what's gonna happen why is this why is he storing them [Music] [Applause] it's without number good luck editing this let's put those down I'm just showing something if you angle it just right it tops the top of your piece you can eat I'm not worried about having a girlfriend told you 15 times [Laughter] [Music] I do have a mascot Jimmy yeah here it is what what sir what's this it's my new thing Jimmy your new thing I arranged through to find something that was I could express my creative side soothing relaxing it was something that I just I went on a course as I stepped in there with ghee it just set me free it literally just set me free and he taught me I mean like what reason okay I've done one Bowl through that I've arranged right and one just day I think maybe boy they on the production team did this I looks like a zookeepers bucket doesn't to disgrace but my skills aren't just I'm not even finished yet my skills aren't just with true once I realized I had this talent I thought I could do it with biscuits I just emptied a chain and just went like that yeah Wow and I can I can turn it to anything I do I do pine cones for a lot of Premiership footballers I'm also moving its cheese boards have you ever seen a better cheese board it'd be a crime to eat any of that too a lot of people arrange cheese boards in different ways some people do it in the region some people do it for hard cheese - soft cheeses I've done my cheese board politically so we've got some Manchego there we've got some compte from France we've got some Dolce latte from Italy we've got some Dutch Gelder there and from England we've got some cheddar - cheese base brexit Jack you're lucky mascot this week lucky mascot I've got unlucky I've got a lucky pen I've got it from a very unusual bookies and I find it very useful I better put it better on I always use Claude this is cool I didn't want him stuffs he wanted to be stuff it's the numbers round just for you guys and John your turn to pick come on Sean you want to play a lot for fun sort of personal battle between you could play the claw I've already got him just check what's in it for me my pen I don't think there's enough let's the lid off this but it's actually a stuffed grizzly it's impractical but it really serves his purpose you are you playing along with miles but not for claude max money in the grass i won't i won't spit on you when we're having sex tonight good luck trying here without spit I'm working to tear up she was just very calling the office not just as in five city [Music] nice guy [Applause] I'm not competitive at all I'm just kind of an easygoing drifter kind of they call me the breeze rolling down the road looking for more adventure easygoing you know just whichever way the wind blows that's where I go you know everywhere I leave I just leave footprints a smile and a faint whiff of chamomile tea

Channel: Channel 4

Views: 749,247

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Length: 15min 56sec (956 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 28 2020