SCTV The Battle Of the PBS Stars

foreign the following is a presentation of SCTV Sports this is William F Buckley always in control when hosting his provocative series firing line but will he be in control tonight as he and his team go up against Batman there Carl Sagan Who series Cosmos was well to be quite honest not as effective as he hopes but can he overcome that ineffectiveness as he leads his team in the battle of the p p s Sun scanning the world over to bring you the hilarious and the tragic SCTV Sports hello again I'm Howard Cosell um I'm Dick Cavett and I must say I'm really feeling quite strange being back here at my alma mater Yale I feel somewhat awkward it being the first time I've been back without the complete works of Shakespeare under my arm a very witty quick dick but let's not waste just any more time simply the object of today's competition the two teams will compete to see who wins now dick please try and be more concise um I would Howard but I'm getting some confusing directions from off camera I was never good at taking directions I must confess even when I was on Broadway in Simon Graves otherwise engaged so if you'll bear with me then we can switch to boxing or wrestling or some such thing wedge was previously recorded to go quicker I'm ruining the pace of the show the crowd is literally buzzing with excitement as Mr Rogers representing Bill Buckley's team and there's the result look out there Fred the Slender Chap's not used to this sort of fair tonight he prepares to face the heavily favored Julia the French chef but first let's take a look at both fighters in their respective Corners as they prepare for the upcoming vote there's child cool and collected obviously in shape and ready for this fight but what about Rogers Experts of question myself included his ability to participate in so physical or sport some going so far as the cast aspersions on his manhood itself and of course the confident Julia Child and there's the Bell starting round one that he rocked Julia Child with a demonstrating left and the franchise is visibly shaken not unlike George Steinbrenner after as you bullying defeat to Tommy lasordis Dodgers but more about that later Roger is chasing her around the ring she's running in Terror Coco van oh no the Coco fan this woman is in trouble this is really disgusting this is not the sort of fair we're used to Bringing I certainly know the young fans of Mr Rogers Neighborhood aren't staying in to watch this bloody trash a sudden turn of events child coming on strong no longer on the defensive the two of them trading gloves like Gladiators in the ancient Roman tradition fighting to the death this is a tremendous fight he can feel the momentum actually swinging to a child and what just happened there he grabbed the puppet with the lovable dick Friday and the French championships down and being counted out this is an unheard about tactic child is also why isn't Rogers being disqualified instead he's being declared the winner I don't have to explain you saw it he beat the woman unconscious with a puppet all the papers will say that Fred Rogers won but in my opinion it's a dark day in Mr Roger's neighbor the battle of the p b s star we'll continue later tonight on SCTV

Channel: The Second City

Views: 730,863

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Length: 4min 35sec (275 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 21 2013