SCHNOZ: The Berserk Monster Manual

[Music] since the dawn of mankind people have wondered about the beginning of creation why are we here what is our purpose what is the soul every religion and theology had been created with the purpose to help us better understand our relation to the world and what may lay beyond it we become determined in our search for the truth so much that we are willing to fight kill and die for our beliefs beliefs that have yet to achieve any true semblance of evidence but with all that we have before us it must be true that there is something beyond human understanding in this world or in the next one night after mangaka Kintaro me hora was having an intense writer's block for his manga berserk he went to bed hoping that upon waking the next day he would figure out what this manga was really all about after all he was already so deeply involved in the story but what was the point of it all Griffith femto the god hand he wrote himself into a hole what did all this nonsense mean he thought of just giving up berserk entirely and going to work on his other passion project lolli moths it was to be his next full-time manga should he be unable to figure out what the point of all this blood and guts really amounted to that night Cantara Miura had a vision no not just a vision but he was visited by God himself the sole creator of all we know of existence it was Miura who saw his true form as vividly as it was presented glowing with backing of shining bright light all the truths of life the universe and everything were presented to Miura this vast sense of knowledge flooded into his brain at a capacity that no average human would be able to contain only someone has [ __ ] up enough to create something like the berserk Eclipse could even hope of rest being one ten thousandth of the amount of information that was given to him the truth of all had been revealed our Father nas he's real he exists within not just the story of berserk but every conceivable universe the entire multiverse and yes even this one now as you were sitting here watching this video snas is watching from above Miura discovered that 10 trillion years ago Shahnaz was the only entity to exist floating around in an eternal black void he was peaceful but schnozz wanted entertainment and so with one light sneeze schnoz gave birth to the entire universe spitting out from his nose billions upon trillions of planets stars and Suns Mira woke in a panic sweat and he knew it was time to begin drawing once more he sat down and created this iconic image when the characters of berserk enter an area of the astral world called clip off they are greeted with a small mesmerizing new character he looks at them with a strong gaze that had it been only the fact that it was a drawing that gaze would eviscerate a normal person who made eye contact with it Sheena's is here in the story to give us the reader a clue about the reality of the world Miura portrays him as a playful character seen here with the elves and it is true that schnozz does have a fun-loving side but there is also a much darker side one of which we cannot even imagine for you see it was schnozz who gave Miura the idea of the god hand in the first place because schnozz created the god hand SNAs is the ultimate source of power and knowledge and not just in our world but every world including berserks Miura placed a chapter called the idea of evil during the Eclipse representing an entity that lives in a world of idea a place where all human consciousness is connected along with all their hopes and dreams and desires dreams is exactly how he contacted me aura and that chapter was written to be a real-life account of my auras encounter with schnozz though he did not remember at the time consciously which is why he represented the idea of evil as a heart and not with the iconic image that we would come to know this is also why Miura omitted the chapter since he later learned the truth about what he spoke to in the idea world Shahnaz controls fate and causality itself and set into motion all the events in brazil that would create the god hand for what purpose you may ask the same purpose schnozz has always had it was for the lulz the Eclipse for the lawls the fall of guys Rick's Kingdom for the lols bringing Griffith back in human form also for the lulz and his appearance and clip off well he just wanted to say hi and it's a moment where the most powerful omnipotent being in exists can briefly show his true form with the cast of berserk and the reader without knowing what actually lies before them SNAs has every single power and ability ever conceived in the history of the universe creating life he can do that turn invisible sure can flight of course invulnerability goes without saying telekinesis telepathy enhanced healing not that he would ever need to use that weather manipulation controlling and speaking with animals time-travel wall-crawling and the ability to turn himself into a giant Cthulhu like monster and destroy cities or be like Godzilla shooting atomic breath out of his nostrils and laying waste to all that came before his path oh and this isn't a power it's just a result of his existence Shahnaz gets the hottest babes on earth as many as he wants as often as he wants even all at the same time ever had three girls stick their tongues up your nostril at the same time snas does this on a nightly basis and the chicks just ask for more snus has no time for a girlfriend though after he finishes he tosses the girls away and moves on to his next mission because Naz is a [ __ ] player the schnozz have any weaknesses [ __ ] no you want to fight schnoz you're better off fighting a grizzly bear underwater with your hands tied up your [ __ ] snots can kill you any way that he sees fit he could do it just by staring at you and you don't even need to be looking back but schnozz is more creative most of the time all those ancient torture devices that are seen in berserk The Wheel the Iron Maiden hell even the band Iron Maiden he created all of it it was all his invention he creates life and then comes up with twisted ways to rip it apart why for the lulz snots has intervened several times in historical events he was the reason for the real bubonic plague along with the one that happens in berserk he instructed ancient Egyptians on how to build the pyramids and he was actually the real first US president that [ __ ] about George Washington that was just a cover-up because they didn't think people would understand or accept the truth just yet many years later which is only like two seconds for someone like schnoz he would show back up on earth and instruct Steve Jobs or whoever the hell it was on how to make the iPhone in fact 70% of the iphone's profits go directly to schnoz s bank account and what does he do with the money Sheena's doesn't need money so he just takes a [ __ ] on all of it to prove how above everyone else he is you're welcome to take his [ __ ] money if you'd like but he demands that you do not wash it shahnaz has also taken up to teaching pickup going by the codename pimp schnozz someone told him it wasn't a good pseudo name but schnoz just sent that guy flying into space until his lungs exploded shahnaz has also acted the lead role in several movies you've seen him but you didn't recognise him because his acting is just so good that you actually imagine him looking like a human the film wolf of wallstreet you thought that was Leonardo DiCaprio no you fool that was schnoz and the scene where he has sex with Margot Robbie that was actually unscripted she just couldn't keep her hands off of him and they decided to film it Avengers endgame schnozz completely took over the role of Captain America and I bet you never noticed he also wanted to end the movie with cap finally getting some ass and so they did many people speculate that the current coronavirus outbreak has something to do with schnoz the most telling sign was the panic shopping and buying of toilet paper though secretly devoted to the way of schnoz we're getting toilet paper to help with the ultimate nose blowing believing that schnoz of snot might actually contain the cure for kovat 19 we don't know what involvement schnoz has in all of this or what he's telling me or right now to draw in his next manga all we know is that any moment at any time snas could save or destroy us all either way it would be simply for the lulz so I hope you've learned something important today about the almighty schnoz I myself was visited by him the other night he came to me in my sleep paralysis and he told me a very important secret a secret about this YouTube channel and about the future of all of our lives now it's very important and I want you to listen closely it's technically only I'm supposed to know this information for read now but I need to let you guys know that I needed to let you know no I'm sorry she knows she knows I'm sorry I didn't mean in this world in this world in this world in this world in this world in this Oh [Music]

Channel: RealLifeRyan

Views: 236,812

Keywords: berserk, schnoz, monster manual, lore, april fools, kentaro miura, manga, anime, meme, guts, griffith, origin, band of the hawk, godhand, eclipse, casca, skull knight

Id: mUJZxBfcO5M

Length: 9min 23sec (563 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 01 2020